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Other => Humour / Jokes => Topic started by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on November 25, 2009, 02:58:15 PM
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WEAGS? No I'm not dyslexic I'm talkin about the shit broads have been putting on their heads lately from my understanding weaves are bonded around the edge of the wearer's hair but this shit is all over their head. So its a wig? No good sir a wig is removable whenever the person feels like it. So what the shit is this, it sits over the head like a wig but is somehow attached to the broad's head like a weave so what do we call it ahhh I know f*** it its a WEAG!
Ladies speak on it SHOWLITE! ;D
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No it's actually a weave. Kalok sometimes a girl wants long, straight, black hair with out the ha**le of having to relax her own hair to match the weave. So they just attach the weave to cover their entire head otherwise it just looks hideous.
Question 2: @ Deac. Have you ever had sex with a real girl before?
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These things are disgusting. Why do women do this?
I saw a chick the other day who is quite hot, but she has a weag and I just can't look at her without laughing.
Come on people! You're not fooling anyone with that shit.
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No it's actually a weave. Kalok sometimes a girl wants long, straight, black hair with out the ha**le of having to relax her own hair to match the weave. So they just attach the weave to cover their entire head otherwise it just looks hideous.
Question 2: @ Deac. Have you ever had sex with a real girl before?
numerous times and none of them were night fighters, NEVER PAID FOR IT EITHER I'M REALLY PROUD OF THAT ;D ;D
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These things are disgusting. Why do women do this?
I saw a chick the other day who is quite hot, but she has a weag and I just can't look at her without laughing.
Come on people! You're not fooling anyone with that shit.
I'm sayin! and I can always tell just by looking above their forehead
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http://www.aquacleanse.co.za/_mgxroot/page_10801.html
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http://www.aquacleanse.co.za/_mgxroot/page_10801.html
some of the joints I see look like they been sewn on
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@ Baldi, you ever had sex in public or by your self?
No.
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Haybo, are we talkin about weags here or are we askin dumb questions?
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something about this thread smells GAY
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@ Motho.. Tee hee.
@ guys: Virgin or not?
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so motho how many girls have you hit ;D
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Not Virgin. But not whore either.
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so motho how many girls have you hit ;D
I don't support violence against women ;)
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@ Motho: Will you be my girlfriend?
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@ Motho.. Tee hee.
@ guys: Virgin or not?
Not Virgin...Too much hustle!!!
@ The Ladies:Ever had a crush on any of the agians? (Besides me offcaurse)
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@ The Ladies:Ever had a crush on any of the agians? (Besides me offcaurse)
Huwow... But to answer your question. Yes.
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@ The Ladies:Ever had a crush on any of the agians? (Besides me offcaurse)
Huwow... But to answer your question. Yes.
Who?
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@ The Ladies:Ever had a crush on any of the agians? (Besides me offcaurse)
Huwow... But to answer your question. Yes.
Who?
LMAO... Hay sugheza apha tshin. That's why it's called a crush.
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@ The Ladies:Ever had a crush on any of the agians? (Besides me offcaurse)
Huwow... But to answer your question. Yes.
Who?
sifun'ukwazi LOL
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@ Liquidz. Have you ever had a thing with any of the girls on AG?
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@ Liquidz. Have you ever had a thing with any of the girls on AG?
The answer is no.
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I wouldn't mind pounding some of the AGian females.
:)
Hey Ladies.
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I wouldn't mind pounding some of the AGian females.
:)
Hey Ladies.
:D It had to be Pyro
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@ Motho.. Tee hee.
fora bunch of supposedly straight men, these ones sure know a hell of a lot about weaves. Im learning with every post haha
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And no virgin.
Powerful I am with the poundage...
(http://www.aeropause.com/wordpress/archives/images/2009/08/071106_dj_master_yoda.jpg)
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Does anyone have that Axxess Uncapped package?
How is it? Is it worth it? I am really considering a cut in alcohol and food so I can get this.
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Does anyone have that Axxess Uncapped package?
How is it? Is it worth it? I am really considering a cut in alcohol and food so I can get this.
I use the prepaid unshaped for my online gaming its pretty lag free for most games and I use the semi-shaped for my downloads
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How much are you paying for that?
I would go check, but I am too lazy.
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semi R69
unshaped 119 i think both 1gig
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Ladies, fallas
Shaved or unshaved? ;)
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Definately shaved...
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Definately shaved...
Why?
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Definately shaved...
Why?
Cos hair on a womans body any place other than her head, is NASTY!
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Definately shaved...
Why?
Cos hair on a womans body any place other than her head, is NASTY!
^^^This...plus you dont want that shit in your mouth...
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@ Guys: How open are you to waxing should your partner ask you to?
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hairy balls for women but u guys want the ladies to shame, that is very fair and equal ::)
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hairy balls for women but u guys want the ladies to shame, that is very fair and equal ::)
What's new...But some woman told me that shaved balls prick and its unconfortable...Kanti what do ya'll want???
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hairy balls for women but u guys want the ladies to shame, that is very fair and equal ::)
What's new...But some woman told me that shaved balls prick and its unconfortable...Kanti what do ya'll want???
ah so u have shaved ur balls b4?
u musnt ask things like "what do women want". i was just noting that it is expected for me to shave but it never occuring to guys that they might also need to shave their balls, thats al :)
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hairy balls for women but u guys want the ladies to shame, that is very fair and equal ::)
What's new...But some woman told me that shaved balls prick and its unconfortable...Kanti what do ya'll want???
ah so u have shaved ur balls b4?
u must ask things like "what do women want". i was just making of it bieng expected for me to shave but it never occuring to guys that they might also need to shave their balls, thats al :)
got it... ;)
@ the ladies: would you/have you ever tried a threesome (two chicks)?
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@ the ladies: would you/have you ever tried a threesome (two chicks)?
Yes.
Guy: would you be okay if you learned your girl had a threesome with two guys?
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@ the ladies: would you/have you ever tried a threesome (two chicks)?
Yes.
Guy: would you be okay if you learned your girl had a threesome with two guys?
No!
Ladies: Do you ever get mad at yourself when you review you annual "kuku count", and do you have an annual limit?
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@ the ladies: would you/have you ever tried a threesome (two chicks)?
Yes.
Guy: would you be okay if you learned your girl had a threesome with two guys?
No!
Why not?
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I trim the pubes, but I am too scared to have scissors or a razor near the nutsack.
I can't stand unshaved chicks though. I don't like flossing while I'm eating.
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The devil's threesome is evil and I would be pissed if I found out my girl was in one before me.
she would have to have at least ten proper threesomes with me and her hot friends to cancel it out.
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@ the ladies: would you/have you ever tried a threesome (two chicks)?
Yes.
Guy: would you be okay if you learned your girl had a threesome with two guys?
No!
Why not?
We generally dont wanna think about another nigger boning you chick, let alone two...Plus that's just slutty behaviour (my opinion)
Ladies: Do you ever get mad at yourself when you review you annual "kuku count", and do you have an annual limit?
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hairy balls for women but u guys want the ladies to shame, that is very fair and equal ::)
What's new...But some woman told me that shaved balls prick and its unconfortable...Kanti what do ya'll want???
ah so u have shaved ur balls b4?
u musnt ask things like "what do women want". i was just noting that it is expected for me to shave but it never occuring to guys that they might also need to shave their balls, thats al :)
Shaved ball hair regrowth is most uncomfortable :(
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Plus that's just slutty behaviour (my opinion)
And nobody likes a hoe. Even hoes dont like hoes.
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@ the ladies: would you/have you ever tried a threesome (two chicks)?
Yes.
Guy: would you be okay if you learned your girl had a threesome with two guys?
No!
Why not?
We generally dont wanna think about another nigger boning you chick, let alone two...Plus that's just slutty behaviour (my opinion)
Ladies: Do you ever get mad at yourself when you review you annual "kuku count", and do you have an annual limit?
smh @ broads rationing out the pussy like food supplies in the middle east
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i go away for a few, and come back to this? appalling
a few things i wanna know
1. baldi's crush
2. and the annual kuku count
apart from that, this thread is despicable.
carry on
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hairy balls for women but u guys want the ladies to shame, that is very fair and equal ::)
What's new...But some woman told me that shaved balls prick and its unconfortable...Kanti what do ya'll want???
ah so u have shaved ur balls b4?
u musnt ask things like "what do women want". i was just noting that it is expected for me to shave but it never occuring to guys that they might also need to shave their balls, thats al :)
Shaved ball hair regrowth is most uncomfortable :(
this nigga. Do u think its pleasurable when that bloody bikini or brazilian wax is growing back smh
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hairy balls for women but u guys want the ladies to shame, that is very fair and equal ::)
What's new...But some woman told me that shaved balls prick and its unconfortable...Kanti what do ya'll want???
ah so u have shaved ur balls b4?
u musnt ask things like "what do women want". i was just noting that it is expected for me to shave but it never occuring to guys that they might also need to shave their balls, thats al :)
Shaved ball hair regrowth is most uncomfortable :(
this nigga. Do u think its pleasurable when that bloody binini or brazilian waz id growing back smh
Oh shurrrup!
Yall complain how uncomfortable heals are but still wear them!
You have no case, go home!
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hairy balls for women but u guys want the ladies to shame, that is very fair and equal ::)
What's new...But some woman told me that shaved balls prick and its unconfortable...Kanti what do ya'll want???
ah so u have shaved ur balls b4?
u musnt ask things like "what do women want". i was just noting that it is expected for me to shave but it never occuring to guys that they might also need to shave their balls, thats al :)
Shaved ball hair regrowth is most uncomfortable :(
this nigga. Do u think its pleasurable when that bloody binini or brazilian waz id growing back smh
Oh shurrrup!
Yall complain how uncomfortable heals are but still wear them!
You have no case, go home!
Hi Im Motho and I like arguing for the point of arguing. I am tall, so i never wear heels :P
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Ladies: Do you ever get mad at yourself when you review you annual "kuku count", and do you have an annual limit?
WOW ndixelele abantu abwrongo kanene.
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Annual Kuku Count lol
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Ladies: Do you ever get mad at yourself when you review you annual "kuku count", and do you have an annual limit?
WOW ndixelele abantu abwrongo kanene.
Answer the question Baldi...
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Seriously though, what is the most people you guys (and girls) have pounded in a year?
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Seriously though, what is the most people you guys (and girls) have pounded in a year?
Including 1 night stands?
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Ladies: Do you ever get mad at yourself when you review you annual "kuku count", and do you have an annual limit?
WOW ndixelele abantu abwrongo kanene.
Answer the question Baldi...
Uphambene wena.
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Seriously though, what is the most people you guys (and girls) have pounded in a year?
Including 1 night stands?
Yes, all people you pounded in one year.
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Seriously though, what is the most people you guys (and girls) have pounded in a year?
Including 1 night stands?
Yes, all people you pounded in one year.
Oh please. As if people will answer honesty. Watch as the guys are on some about 5 kodwa they haven't even had the luxury of being in the same room with a vagina.
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Seriously though, what is the most people you guys (and girls) have pounded in a year?
Including 1 night stands?
Oh please. As if people will answer honesty. Watch as the guys are on some about 5 kodwa they haven't even had the luxury of being in the same room with a vagina.
tl tl tl ether already
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I am too embarra**ed to say my own score, so I want you guys to go first.
Come on people. No one will judge you.
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I am too embarra**ed to say my own score, so I want you guys to go first.
Come on people. No one will judge you.
Tee hee.
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Iv piped a legion this year. Im good to retire while im still ahead 8), or at least before i start failing like New Jack.
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I am embarra**ed about the number I went through this year, before I hooked up with the girlfriend. One of her friends is among them even and she introduced us.
If I break up with the girlfriend and realise I have become a new Jack I will move to the mountains and become a hermit.
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I am embarra**ed about the number I went through this year, before I hooked up with the girlfriend. One of her friends is among them even and she introduced us.
If I break up with the girlfriend and realise I have become a new Jack I will move to the mountains and become a hermit.
LIES ... LIES ...
Iv piped a legion this year. Im good to retire while im still ahead 8), or at least before i start failing like New Jack.
AND MORE LIES.
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I am embarra**ed about the number I went through this year, before I hooked up with the girlfriend. One of her friends is among them even and she introduced us.
If I break up with the girlfriend and realise I have become a new Jack I will move to the mountains and become a hermit.
LIES ... LIES ...
Iv piped a legion this year. Im good to retire while im still ahead 8), or at least before i start failing like New Jack.
AND MORE LIES.
teheheheehehhe
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Hey motho wanna be my girlfriend I'm shorter than you and you look like a mountain worth climbing :D
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I am embarra**ed about the number I went through this year, before I hooked up with the girlfriend. One of her friends is among them even and she introduced us.
If I break up with the girlfriend and realise I have become a new Jack I will move to the mountains and become a hermit.
LIES ... LIES ...
Iv piped a legion this year. Im good to retire while im still ahead 8), or at least before i start failing like New Jack.
AND MORE LIES.
Why would you say this?
You know I get mine. I can show you if you want.
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Hey motho wanna be my girlfriend I'm shorter than you and you look like a mountain worth climbing :D
:D :D :D :D
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Hey motho wanna be my girlfriend I'm shorter than you and you look like a mountain worth climbing :D
hahahah
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I am embarra**ed about the number I went through this year, before I hooked up with the girlfriend. One of her friends is among them even and she introduced us.
If I break up with the girlfriend and realise I have become a new Jack I will move to the mountains and become a hermit.
LIES ... LIES ...
Iv piped a legion this year. Im good to retire while im still ahead 8), or at least before i start failing like New Jack.
AND MORE LIES.
Why would you say this?
You know I get mine. I can show you if you want.
Nice sig...
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Hey motho wanna be my girlfriend I'm shorter than you and you look like a mountain worth climbing :D
:D :D :D :D
(http://wpcontent.answers.com/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d4/Cliffhanger2.jpg/240px-Cliffhanger2.jpg)
cliffhanger baby :D :D :D
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I stopped counting around february this year. cant get these bishes up off me. its hard yo.
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I stopped counting around february this year. cant get these bishes up off me. its hard yo.
nc nc nc nc LIES.
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Hey motho wanna be my girlfriend I'm shorter than you and you look like a mountain worth climbing :D
:D :D :D :D
(http://wpcontent.answers.com/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d4/Cliffhanger2.jpg/240px-Cliffhanger2.jpg)
cliffhanger baby :D :D :D
Damn that is a lovely pic, I dnt like short men :D
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I stopped counting around february this year. cant get these bishes up off me. its hard yo.
Right on brother. I feel your pain.
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I believe you
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Why cant y'all understand??!! LEAVE ME ALONE BISHES!!
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Why cant y'all understand??!! LEAVE ME ALONE BISHES!!
It's cause you're so tall.
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Give this brother an award for honesty.
Btw, my count is 5324....
....this month
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I stopped counting around february this year. cant get these bishes up off me. its hard yo.
nc nc nc nc LIES.
for real. my cuz works for the NPA and they organised that i be put under BPP, otherwise know as the Bish Protection Program.
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Why cant y'all understand??!! LEAVE ME ALONE BISHES!!
It's cause you're so tall.
OMG!!!! I know you didnt just say that!!
I hate you i hate you i hate you!!!!
(http://munky.org/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/casey-anthony-crying02.jpg)
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Why cant y'all understand??!! LEAVE ME ALONE BISHES!!
It's cause you're so tall.
OMG!!!! I know you didnt just say that!!
I hate you i hate you i hate you!!!!
Kr kr kr kr... I'm sorry I couldn't resist. You know I love you. ;D ;D ;D
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seriously though, I had at least 17 poundees before me and the girlfriend started going out in May. I feel a little disgusted about it now that I think about it.
I am going on a guy's weekend to Lesotho this weekend.
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how many times have u guys not been able to get it up? dont lie :)
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how many times have u guys not been able to get it up? dont lie :)
There' that ish... Now expect more lies. We know New Jack has had that experience at least once this year.
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how many times have u guys not been able to get it up? dont lie :)
I cant seem to get it down actually.
Kindly direct questions of this nature to New Jack in future.
Kind Regards
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how many times have u guys not been able to get it up? dont lie :)
I cant seem to get it down actually.
Kindly direct questions of this nature to New Jack in future.
Kind Regards
hahahaha!!
how many times have u guys not been able to get it up? dont lie :)
refer to my weed before sex experience
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Happened to me once in my life. A week after I started my anti-depressants. I felt numb and couldn't get it up. Stopped taking them for two days and got drunk all weekend then went back and redeemed myself, with a superhuman display of cocksmanship.
Started taking them again and after a while on them I could'n get it down, nor could I cum, from lack of sensation.
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Poundages = 9+ I know its more than that but memory's very poor!
Failures to rise = -0
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so if u can't get it up and ur woman laughs, what would an AG guy do?
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so if u can't get it up and ur woman laughs, what would an AG guy do?
Shit his pants.
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so if u can't get it up and ur woman laughs, what would an AG guy do?
Beat the bish till she quits breathing.
But obviously not during the 16 days of violence thing...
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so if u can't get it up and ur woman laughs, what would an AG guy do?
Beat the bish till she quits breathing.
BWAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKKAKA...
Okay next question: Guys: Worst thing a girl can do in bed.
To everyone: Your worst sexual experience.
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so if u can't get it up and ur woman laughs, what would an AG guy do?
I have learnt over the years that a woman tends to think its their fault so I console her.
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I just said, "Sorry, I think I'm too drunk (the New Jack-defence) and went to sleep.
Gave her the pounding of her lifetime when I went back though. she even wanted to break up wih her boyfriend of almost 4 years. Then when I saw her last time, she told me he has agreed to intorduce toys and stuff, cos sex is really boring for her now.
Cocksman: 10
Greek guy: 0
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so if u can't get it up and ur woman laughs, what would an AG guy do?
I have learnt over the years that a woman tends to think its their fault so I console her.
Aint that about a bitch... :o Clearly you've been messing with them LSE Tswana chicks (Touareg said it not me) I'd be on some "Nigger what's wrong with it? Is it dead? "
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To everyone: Your worst sexual experience.
Lesbians girls have took potential poon a few times from me. I count this as an unpleasant sexual experience.
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so if u can't get it up and ur woman laughs, what would an AG guy do?
I have learnt over the years that a woman tends to think its their fault so I console her.
Aint that about a bitch... :o Clearly you've been messing with them LSE Tswana chicks (Touareg said it not me) I'd be on some "Nigger what's wrong with it? Is it dead? "
:D :D :D
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To everyone: Your worst sexual experience.
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Women who when you busy pounding she also pound from the bottom(I'm not saying she should just lay there) but when I'm pounding and you also pounding with a rate faster than mine you messing up my rhythm which then leads to some stuff which I can't say here...... :(
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so if u can't get it up and ur woman laughs, what would an AG guy do?
I have learnt over the years that a woman tends to think its their fault so I console her.
yho! nci nci nci
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To everyone: Your worst sexual experience.
Women who when you busy pounding she also pound from the bottom(I'm not saying she should just lay there) but when I'm pounding and you also pounding with a rate faster than mine you messing up my rhythm which then leads to some stuff which I can't say here...... :(
kr kr kr kr kr kr
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Worst sexual experience is the one I mentioned above.
Second worst would be when my frenulum tore from being treated a little too harshly. I thought I was gonna die
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To everyone: Your worst sexual experience.
Lesbians girls have took potential poon a few times from me. I count this as an unpleasant sexual experience.
:D :D :D
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To everyone: Your worst sexual experience.
Women who when you busy pounding she also pound from the bottom(I'm not saying she should just lay there) but when I'm pounding and you also pounding with a rate faster than mine you messing up my rhythm which then leads to some stuff which I can't say here...... :(
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LMAO!!! Some are skilled at this though...
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LMAO!!! Some are skilled at this though...
Yeah, you just have to find a nice rhythm which suits both of you. Watch Naruto Shipuuden from around episode 100 to see how he and the frog train to get this right.
Then when you are in sync it can be powerful indeed :)
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LMAO!!! Some are skilled at this though...
Yeah, you just have to find a nice rhythm which suits both of you. Watch Naruto Shipuuden from around episode 100 to see how he and the frog train to get this right.
Then when you are in sync it can be powerful indeed :)
I think guys that reference pron as a "how to" are a bit, what's the word ... ???
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Naruto is not pron.
http://tinyurl.com/yfu6wcs
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So uh ladies
Epic poundage or gentle simp sex
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What is the difference between making love and f***ing?
Is making love when you do it slow?
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I saw a guy singing along to Beyonce's song at the staTION ysturday, at the top of his voice, why do guys do that?
@ Pyro, ok but still find guys who reference pron a bit ????
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What is the difference between making love and f***ing?
Is making love when you do it slow?
I never did get this, I might f*** the person I'm in love with, but what is making love really
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I don't know Motho. I don't need to learn from pron.
I have some moves that are patented and pron producers have to pay me to use them in their movies. You should try it sometime :)
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What is the difference between making love and f***ing?
Is making love when you do it slow?
I imagine making love is when you have sex with someone you love and f***ing is just sex with anyone.
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What is the difference between making love and f***ing?
Is making love when you do it slow?
I imagine making love is when you have sex with someone you love and f***ing is just sex with anyone.
So Daggerating someone you love is makin love? Nah "makin love" is just a nice way of sayin "f***ing". usually used by boring people who normally use words like "romance" and "soul mate"...
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What is the difference between making love and f***ing?
Is making love when you do it slow?
I imagine making love is when you have sex with someone you love and f***ing is just sex with anyone.
So Daggerating someone you love is makin love? Nah "makin love" is just a nice way of sayin "f***ing". usually used by boring people who normally use words like "romance" and "soul mate"...
Not really, I also use the term sometimes though, even when I am daggering. It makes womens think you care for them, and this puts them at ease and allows you to be more experimental. :)
I never speak about soulmates or that romance crap though. That is almost as disgusting as vampires made of glitter.
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next question
are people who follow twilight the gayest people on the planet
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next question
are people who follow twilight the gayest people on the planet
what's twilight?
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next question
are people who follow twilight the gayest people on the planet
yes
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Yall niggaz are lying ha ha ha ha ha The reason i get so much punani is cause i relate to women i just shut the hell up and listen to them while i draw them in the bedroom lol ;)
My dick couldnt get up 1 time this year and this happened to the love of my life >:( and to other bishes it just stands straight and ready to roll.The reason being i banged 2 different broads during the weekend(Friday,Saturday and Sunday) and my queen came on monday it couldnt get up i swear i have never prayed like that before silent begging God to make it stand up DWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIII IT COULDNT GET UP!!!! ::)
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Yall niggaz are lying ha ha ha ha ha The reason i get so much punani is cause i relate to women i just shut the hell up and listen to them while i draw them in the bedroom lol ;)
My dick couldnt get up 1 time this year and this happened to the love of my life >:( and to other bishes it just stands straight and ready to roll.The reason being i banged 2 different broads during the weekend(Friday,Saturday and Sunday) and my queen came on monday it couldnt get up i swear i have never prayed like that before silent begging God to make it stand up DWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIII IT COULDNT GET UP!!!! ::)
Impotency is nothing to be ashamed of New Jack. Just go get it checked out. We won't judge you.
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okay
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Yall niggaz are lying ha ha ha ha ha The reason i get so much punani is cause i relate to women i just shut the hell up and listen to them while i draw them in the bedroom lol ;)
My dick couldnt get up 1 time this year and this happened to the love of my life >:( and to other bishes it just stands straight and ready to roll.The reason being i banged 2 different broads during the weekend(Friday,Saturday and Sunday) and my queen came on monday it couldnt get up i swear i have never prayed like that before silent begging God to make it stand up DWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIII IT COULDNT GET UP!!!! ::)
Impotency is nothing to be ashamed of New Jack. Just go get it checked out. We won't judge you.
Know your place Mfazi!! 8) Its happened once as in 1% of the time!!
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1% of the time!!
I'm not so good at maths. Does this mean you've only had sex 100 times in your life?
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1% of the time!!
I'm not so good at maths. Does this mean you've only had sex 100 times in your life?
What do you mean by only?
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Out of 25 it was only once it didnt happen and that 1 percent turned in to 0% after i hit it technically its 100%
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I'm confused., I hate numbers.
Have you only had sex 25 times? Ever?
Ever, ever?
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What's a reasonable No for annual "kuku count"? at least answer that ladies...
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I'm confused., I hate numbers.
Have you only had sex 25 times? Ever?
Ever, ever?
No!!! i think i have had sex for more than +100 "times"(rounds) but the number of bishes ive hit is 25.,thats not bad!!!
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I'm confused., I hate numbers.
Have you only had sex 25 times? Ever?
Ever, ever?
No!!! i think i have had sex for more than +100 "times"(rounds) but the number of bishes ive hit is 25.,thats not bad!!!
ONLY????
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I'm confused., I hate numbers.
Have you only had sex 25 times? Ever?
Ever, ever?
No!!! i think i have had sex for more than +100 "times"(rounds) but the number of bishes ive hit is 25.,thats not bad!!!
hahahahahahahah! how old are you?
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This Thread is about to get stupid.
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This Thread is about to get stupid.
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I'm confused., I hate numbers.
Have you only had sex 25 times? Ever?
Ever, ever?
No!!! i think i have had sex for more than +100 "times"(rounds) but the number of bishes ive hit is 25.,thats not bad!!!
hahahahahahahah! how old are you?
hahahaha was thinking the same thing.
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This Thread is about to get stupid.
:-\
You've got a penis. You won't understand.
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I am feeling like a real man-whore right now. I waish I could go back and have sex with less women, like New Jack. Then I could be more pure before God and my girlfriend.
His lifetime poundage count is less than my annual average.
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I'm confused., I hate numbers.
Have you only had sex 25 times? Ever?
Ever, ever?
No!!! i think i have had sex for more than +100 "times"(rounds) but the number of bishes ive hit is 25.,thats not bad!!!
hahahahahahahah! how old are you?
Lauuugh nigga Lauggghh IM A LOVER NOT A PLAYA!!!!
So RR,liquidz,Pyro and Touareg how many have you hit ever in yoz lives? just give me a number!!
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This Thread is about to get stupid.
:-\
You've got a penis. You won't understand.
I actually do. its just that I didnt expect you to only pick up the stupidity on page 10 at the end of the 2nd day since the thread was started. smh at you.
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This Thread is about to get stupid.
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You've got a penis. You won't understand.
I actually do. its just that I didnt expect you to only pick up the stupidity on page 10 at the end of the 2nd day since the thread was started. smh at you.
You guys have just reached a new level of stupid.
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I'm confused., I hate numbers.
Have you only had sex 25 times? Ever?
Ever, ever?
No!!! i think i have had sex for more than +100 "times"(rounds) but the number of bishes ive hit is 25.,thats not bad!!!
hahahahahahahah! how old are you?
Lauuugh nigga Lauggghh IM A LOVER NOT A PLAYA!!!!
So RR,liquidz,Pyro and Touareg how many have you hit ever in yoz lives? just give me a number!!
I did mentiion that i stopped counting, for this year, around Feb didnt I. tell you what, you take take 25 from me and count them as yours alright. now you have 50. have a great weekend.
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Wow there's so much bullshit going round this thread...
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Wow there's so much bullshit going round this thread...
word!
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come on guys lets not turn this into a my dick is bigger than yours thing mine is BTW ;D but thats besides the point atleast a nigga is getting pussy when he needs to and thats whats most important
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So people ever done/said some shit that got you kicked outta bed ;D
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So people ever done/said some shit that got you kicked outta bed ;D
Commented on her bush...proved to be a bad idea...shyit looked like a forest though
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So people ever done/said some shit that got you kicked outta bed ;D
while beating it up snickering at the pussy farts sometimes you cant help these things ;D
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So people ever done/said some shit that got you kicked outta bed ;D
while beating it up snickering at the pussy farts sometimes you cant help these things ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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bump
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bump
okay
SMH @ PPL complaining about weaves with Girls with Weaves as their Sig :/
;D
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Not weaves the problem be.
Weags be it.
I no liking weaves also, but weags many many badder looking.
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smh I just had a dozen weag sightings bish its 28 degrees out ???
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is it possible to find objective meaning in life or is the universe and everything in it arbitrary in nature, meaning, then, if everything is arbitrary and unimportant, no one thing is more important than another and, conversely, everything can be viewed as equally important/arbitrary and there is no 'good' or 'bad'?
will human beings ever alleviate suffering?
should humanity just f***ing die already?
how do you measure the value of your life? subjectively and inwardly, in the sense that you feel important intrinsically and are unaffected by the judgment of others, or do you measure your value by somehow contributing to society, or do you measure your value by being good to/doing things for the people you love, or do you take a thing society has posited as endowing value and do that thing and feel valuable (e.g f***ing mad bitches, being a CEO, having a beautiful girlfriend, celebrity status, collecting whiskey)?
using a strictly logical thought pattern, is it possible to believe in something?
is it possible to be happy, and to experience only this feeling of happiness, undisturbed, consistently and at full capacity, for 604 800 seconds (1 X week)?
derailing
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is it possible to find objective meaning in life or is the universe and everything in it arbitrary in nature, meaning, then, if everything is arbitrary and unimportant, no one thing is more important than another and, conversely, everything can be viewed as equally important/arbitrary and there is no 'good' or 'bad'?
will human beings ever alleviate suffering?
should humanity just f***ing die already?
how do you measure the value of your life? subjectively and inwardly, in the sense that you feel important intrinsically and are unaffected by the judgment of others, or do you measure your value by somehow contributing to society, or do you measure your value by being good to/doing things for the people you love, or do you take a thing society has posited as endowing value and do that thing and feel valuable (e.g f***ing mad bitches, being a CEO, having a beautiful girlfriend, celebrity status, collecting whiskey)?
using a strictly logical thought pattern, is it possible to believe in something?
is it possible to be happy, and to experience only this feeling of happiness, undisturbed, consistently and at full capacity, for 604 800 seconds (1 X week)?
derailing
yes panic, this Thread is for Dumb questions only.
Answering your question, I have not figured this out yet, strange I know.
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is it possible to find objective meaning in life or is the universe and everything in it arbitrary in nature, meaning, then, if everything is arbitrary and unimportant, no one thing is more important than another and, conversely, everything can be viewed as equally important/arbitrary and there is no 'good' or 'bad'?
will human beings ever alleviate suffering?
should humanity just f***ing die already?
how do you measure the value of your life? subjectively and inwardly, in the sense that you feel important intrinsically and are unaffected by the judgment of others, or do you measure your value by somehow contributing to society, or do you measure your value by being good to/doing things for the people you love, or do you take a thing society has posited as endowing value and do that thing and feel valuable (e.g f***ing mad bitches, being a CEO, having a beautiful girlfriend, celebrity status, collecting whiskey)?
using a strictly logical thought pattern, is it possible to believe in something?
is it possible to be happy, and to experience only this feeling of happiness, undisturbed, consistently and at full capacity, for 604 800 seconds (1 X week)?
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I got a million of these and will use them in every thread from now on
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is it possible to find objective meaning in life or is the universe and everything in it arbitrary in nature, meaning, then, if everything is arbitrary and unimportant, no one thing is more important than another and, conversely, everything can be viewed as equally important/arbitrary and there is no 'good' or 'bad'?
will human beings ever alleviate suffering?
should humanity just f***ing die already?
how do you measure the value of your life? subjectively and inwardly, in the sense that you feel important intrinsically and are unaffected by the judgment of others, or do you measure your value by somehow contributing to society, or do you measure your value by being good to/doing things for the people you love, or do you take a thing society has posited as endowing value and do that thing and feel valuable (e.g f***ing mad bitches, being a CEO, having a beautiful girlfriend, celebrity status, collecting whiskey)?
using a strictly logical thought pattern, is it possible to believe in something?
is it possible to be happy, and to experience only this feeling of happiness, undisturbed, consistently and at full capacity, for 604 800 seconds (1 X week)?
derailing
yes panic, this Thread is for Dumb questions only.
Answering your question, I have not figured this out yet, strange I know.
my bad. am i supposed to say how many women i've have had sex with?
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is it possible to find objective meaning in life or is the universe and everything in it arbitrary in nature, meaning, then, if everything is arbitrary and unimportant, no one thing is more important than another and, conversely, everything can be viewed as equally important/arbitrary and there is no 'good' or 'bad'?
will human beings ever alleviate suffering?
should humanity just f***ing die already?
how do you measure the value of your life? subjectively and inwardly, in the sense that you feel important intrinsically and are unaffected by the judgment of others, or do you measure your value by somehow contributing to society, or do you measure your value by being good to/doing things for the people you love, or do you take a thing society has posited as endowing value and do that thing and feel valuable (e.g f***ing mad bitches, being a CEO, having a beautiful girlfriend, celebrity status, collecting whiskey)?
using a strictly logical thought pattern, is it possible to believe in something?
is it possible to be happy, and to experience only this feeling of happiness, undisturbed, consistently and at full capacity, for 604 800 seconds (1 X week)?
derailing
yes panic, this Thread is for Dumb questions only.
Answering your question, I have not figured this out yet, strange I know.
my bad. am i supposed to say how money women i've have had sex with?
that and how endowed you are
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is it possible to find objective meaning in life or is the universe and everything in it arbitrary in nature, meaning, then, if everything is arbitrary and unimportant, no one thing is more important than another and, conversely, everything can be viewed as equally important/arbitrary and there is no 'good' or 'bad'?
will human beings ever alleviate suffering?
should humanity just f***ing die already?
how do you measure the value of your life? subjectively and inwardly, in the sense that you feel important intrinsically and are unaffected by the judgment of others, or do you measure your value by somehow contributing to society, or do you measure your value by being good to/doing things for the people you love, or do you take a thing society has posited as endowing value and do that thing and feel valuable (e.g f***ing mad bitches, being a CEO, having a beautiful girlfriend, celebrity status, collecting whiskey)?
using a strictly logical thought pattern, is it possible to believe in something?
is it possible to be happy, and to experience only this feeling of happiness, undisturbed, consistently and at full capacity, for 604 800 seconds (1 X week)?
derailing
yes panic, this Thread is for Dumb questions only.
Answering your question, I have not figured this out yet, strange I know.
my bad. am i supposed to say how many women i've have had sex with?
Yep, that can work. :D
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that and how endowed you are
nc nc nc nc
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this website is wack. how do i deactivate my account?
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this website is wack. how do i deactivate my account?
All you have to do is stop logging on. But you know you cant help it dont you?
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who would you like to violently choke out
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this website is wack. how do i deactivate my account?
ROFLMJ
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Why is it that black people never dress up for themed parties?
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Why is it that black people never dress up for themed parties?
Im sayin
lol
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Why is it that black people never dress up for themed parties?
maybe thy should start blocking the entry properly
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Why is it that black people never dress up for themed parties?
maybe thy should start blocking the entry properly
huh?
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Why is it that black people never dress up for themed parties?
maybe thy should start blocking the entry properly
huh?
I meant a strict entry policy for the party
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Why is it that black people never dress up for themed parties?
maybe thy should start blocking the entry properly
huh?
I meant a strict entry policy for the party
But then you won't have anyone at your party. Speaking of which a friend of mine got lip because she started her wedding ON TIME and people from home missed most of it.
Another question: When are black people ever gonna stop having 8 hours long funerals that cost them an arm and a leg?
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But then you won't have anyone at your party. Speaking of which a friend of mine got lip because she started her wedding ON TIME and people from home missed most of it.
lol
Another question: When are black people ever gonna stop having 8 hours long funerals that cost them an arm and a leg?
If its not someone very close I make sure that I get there close to the time when they about to go to the grave yard.
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Why is it that black people never dress up for themed parties?
maybe thy should start blocking the entry properly
huh?
I meant a strict entry policy for the party
But then you won't have anyone at your party. Speaking of which a friend of mine got lip because she started her wedding ON TIME and people from home missed most of it.
Another question: When are black people ever gonna stop having 8 hours long funerals that cost them an arm and a leg?
When they stop having so many damn family members.
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Last question : What you gon' do wit all that junk. all that junk inside your trunk?
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Last question : What you gon' do wit all that junk. all that junk inside your trunk?
*DEAD*
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WEAGS? No I'm not dyslexic I'm talkin about the shit broads have been putting on their heads lately from my understanding weaves are bonded around the edge of the wearer's hair but this shit is all over their head. So its a wig? No good sir a wig is removable whenever the person feels like it. So what the shit is this, it sits over the head like a wig but is somehow attached to the broad's head like a weave so what do we call it ahhh I know f*** it its a WEAG!
Actually they are called Full Lace Wigs Beyonce started the trend! They get glued to the head, what you seeing around the head is the lace (My girl is sitting here clarifying this shit for me)
Ladies speak on it SHOWLITE! ;D
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Nah Watz, not talking about Lacefronts.
These things look horrid, cos you can actually see that it is a weave, sitting on top of their hair and making it look like they have huge heads. I'll try to take a pic next time I see one. Its just too hot outside, so I try not to leave the office nowadays.
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Actually you're both right but you guys are talking about two different things. Watz what you're talking about is a Full lace wig. It,s hair that's embroided onto a piece of silk and that is glued onto your hair. With that weave you can put your hair up and tie it which ever way you like because it doesn't have stitching. It also costs nothing less that R3k excluding labour. What D is talking about is this new phenomena that's hit south african shores where they use a regular weave but instead of leaving a portion of their hair to cover the lining, they sew the weave together so it covers the entire head. So it looks like a wig but it's not. Hence he calls it a weage or whatever he calls it.
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Personally I don't see anything wrong with this. It really isn't as bad as D makes it out to be, it all depends on how it's done just like any other hair dos. I've seen some chicks with this and it looked good.
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Hmm ???, can't really picture it, maybe when it cools down, Pyro can head out snap a few shots of some :-\
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Apparently this chick caught a bullet in her weave:
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Do you believe in fate or do you believe we've got some kind of control over our destiny? I mean, are we the puppet masters or are we just the puppets?
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Do you believe in fate or do you believe we've got some kind of control over our destiny? I mean, are we the puppet masters or are we just the puppets?
Dont believe the idea of my life being pre-defined, so fate and destiny dont make sense to me...
In short NO!!!, I'm no one's puppet
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I believe Light travels at an alarming speed, and we are light particles catching up to where light has already been, but sense you are the light! choose your direction wisely! The universe is already Light years ahead of us!
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I believe Light travels at an alarming speed, and we are light particles catching up to where light has already been, but sense you are the light! choose your direction wisely! The universe is already Light years ahead of us!
I've never really understood this and think its very retarded, (the saying, not you Watz) I mean we don't know the end game, we can only hope that the outcome of our decision will be good. It’s like rolling a dice, you choose to roll it, you might even master the technique of rolling it to get a six but what happens between the time that dice leaves your hand and the time it actually lands on the game board is out of your control.
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I'm not saying worry about what you can't control, I'm saying don't make stupid decisions that you will regret, and yes if you throw the dice, there are basic laws of physics that determine the outcome of the dice when It's all said and done. All things in time and space, sights and sounds and different densities of materials is all broken light, and can be measured spectrums all the way down to a subatomic level, everything you see and hear is all old news, we are merely catching up to it, the beauty of it lies in our involvement and being in the moment as we perceive it, In the greater scheme of things, we are but a flash in the pan, life is short, enjoy it while you can, and try and get some shine!
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I'm not saying worry about what you can't control, I'm saying don't make stupid decisions that you will regret, and yes if you throw the dice, there are basic laws of physics that determine the outcome of the dice when It's all said and done. All things in time and space, sights and sounds and different densities of materials is all broken light, and can be measured spectrums all the way down to a subatomic level, everything you see and hear is all old news, we are merely catching up to it, the beauty of it lies in our involvement and being in the moment as we perceive it, In the greater scheme of things, we are but a flash in the pan, life is short, enjoy it while you can, and try and get some shine!
Reading this gave me a headache...got a point there though...
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"If Uncle Murda, got murdered....................................would it be considered, a double homocide?! ;D
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"If Uncle Murda, got murdered....................................would it be considered, a double homocide?! ;D
If Uncle Murda got murdered, would the killer automatically be a repeat offender ? ;D :P
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If a horny girl likes both men and women, but ends up fingering herself one lonely night............................can she be considered being, Bi-herself? ;D ;)
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If a horny girl likes both men and women, but ends up fingering herself one lonely night............................can she be considered being, Bi-herself? ;D ;)
hahahahahahaha!
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If a horny girl likes both men and women, but ends up fingering herself one lonely night............................can she be considered being, Bi-herself? ;D ;)
;D you silly cock.
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If a horny girl likes both men and women, but ends up fingering herself one lonely night............................can she be considered being, Bi-herself? ;D ;)
;D you silly cock.
tl tl tl tl tl tl tl
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If a horny girl likes both men and women, but ends up fingering herself one lonely night............................can she be considered being, Bi-herself? ;D ;)
LMAO!!! Nigga you silly...
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dude now calls himself silly cock. LOL!
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If a horny girl likes both men and women, but ends up fingering herself one lonely night............................can she be considered being, Bi-herself? ;D ;)
:D :D :D :D
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If a horny girl likes both men and women, but ends up fingering herself one lonely night............................can she be considered being, Bi-herself? ;D ;)
cla**ic!!! lmao
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when will women stop having double standards?
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when will women stop having double standards?
around the same time they stop liking shoes
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when will women stop having double standards?
around the same time they stop liking shoes
tl tl tl tl
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when are females gonna admit that giving head is not as bad as they make it out to be
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At least most of the ladies I know really enjoy giving head.
Its usually the young ones who think it's icky.
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when are females gonna admit that giving head is not as bad as they make it out to be
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lol at the pic
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If a chick sucks at sucking dick will she continue to suck with practice? HMMMM?
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Trying to do the count is an interesting exercise. I have only thought of 5 hits. And 3 of those are people I was in relationships with @ some point. And one is a hit I'm not particularly proud of. Damn, I'm losing. What made me think I've been getting it left right and centre? Now I have 20 something days to rectify and reach double digits.
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Do guys ever feel used?
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Do guys ever feel used?
whats that :D :D :D
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Do guys ever feel used?
for sex, yes. a couple of times before. for some reason I had a problem with it.
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Do guys ever feel used?
for sex, yes. a couple of times before. for some reason I had a problem with it.
Bwakakakakakakakakakakak * tear * DEAD.
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Do guys ever feel used?
whats that :D :D :D
ur silly cock. like even nje, just having a girl who is needy and shit and then she dumps u and dates a hooligan u like WTF
@ RR ok cool
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As a guy, if ur girlfriend rapes u, would u know the difference?
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Do guys who always look dirty (heads) als otake the time to choose outfits like the rest of us or not?
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will rental prices ever go down in Cape Town?
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will rental prices ever go down in Cape Town?
bitch you out your mind
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will rental prices ever go down in Cape Town?
bitch you out your mind
LMAo shit dude, like places are like R3000 a day, cant Pam Golding and her mobster friends let a nigga live >:(
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Do guys ever feel used?
for sex, yes. a couple of times before. for some reason I had a problem with it.
smh ???
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Do guys ever feel used?
for sex, yes. a couple of times before. for some reason I had a problem with it.
smh ???
lol. im serious bro
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Do guys ever feel used?
whats that :D :D :D
ur silly cock. like even nje, just having a girl who is needy and shit and then she dumps u and dates a hooligan u like WTF
@ RR ok cool
I'm too manly for that to happen
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What's the difference between a second cousin, a cousin once removed and a cousin twice removed?
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What's the difference between a second cousin, a cousin once removed and a cousin twice removed?
you can f*** one of them 8)
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Do guys who always look dirty (heads) als otake the time to choose outfits like the rest of us or not?
no ma'am. what is 'choosing an outfit'? the only thing you gotta ask is whether or not it's cold outside and reach for a jacket and be out!
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Do guys who always look dirty (heads) als otake the time to choose outfits like the rest of us or not?
no ma'am. what is 'choosing an outfit'? the only thing you gotta ask is whether or not it's cold outside and reach for a jacket and be out!
nigga please. you'd standing in front of the mirror smilling at yourself surprised that you look good in brown.
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Do guys who always look dirty (heads) als otake the time to choose outfits like the rest of us or not?
no ma'am. what is 'choosing an outfit'? the only thing you gotta ask is whether or not it's cold outside and reach for a jacket and be out!
:D
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Do guys who always look dirty (heads) als otake the time to choose outfits like the rest of us or not?
no ma'am. what is 'choosing an outfit'? the only thing you gotta ask is whether or not it's cold outside and reach for a jacket and be out!
nigga please. you'd standing in front of the mirror smilling at yourself surprised that you look good in brown.
:D
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Do guys who always look dirty (heads) als otake the time to choose outfits like the rest of us or not?
no ma'am. what is 'choosing an outfit'? the only thing you gotta ask is whether or not it's cold outside and reach for a jacket and be out!
nigga please. you'd standing in front of the mirror smilling at yourself surprised that you look good in brown.
LMAO
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Do guys who always look dirty (heads) als otake the time to choose outfits like the rest of us or not?
no ma'am. what is 'choosing an outfit'? the only thing you gotta ask is whether or not it's cold outside and reach for a jacket and be out!
nigga please. you'd standing in front of the mirror smilling at yourself surprised that you look good in brown.
I'm sorry but I have to laugh at this again... Bwakakakakkakakakakaka.
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which will come sooner: the fall of capitalism, end of poverty or world peace?
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ha ha.
when is a head 'dirty' though? never understood this...
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which will come sooner: the fall of capitalism, end of poverty or world peace?
end of poverty, i think.
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Do guys who always look dirty (heads) als otake the time to choose outfits like the rest of us or not?
no ma'am. what is 'choosing an outfit'? the only thing you gotta ask is whether or not it's cold outside and reach for a jacket and be out!
nigga please. you'd standing in front of the mirror smilling at yourself surprised that you look good in brown.
I thought bbrown and khaki were the official "head" colors
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As a guy, if ur girlfriend rapes u, would u know the difference?
Yes.
She strangled me. I found it extremely pleasant, yet scary at the same time. I felt really dirty afterwards. It was a good feeling.
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Am I the only one thinks the Excel Spreadsheet is sent from hell?
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Am I the only one thinks the Excel Spreadsheet is sent from hell?
yes
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which will come sooner: the fall of capitalism, end of poverty or world peace?
Jesus...
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Who thinks this is a good song?
This train is coming back again
Extravaganza, you should run and tell a friend
Kings and queens are posted at the bar
Buckin' down, it's time to take it all
Walk that walk (walk)
Show me how you move it and you
Walk that talk (talk)
Let's just snap in to it
It's your chance now
Girl you better dance now
It's your time to show it all
The spotlight is on you, you better...
Work work work work
Work work work work
Work work work work
Work work...Bitch you better work!
Work work work work
Work work work work
Work work work work
Work work...Bitch you better work!
[Ciara:]
You gotta shake that thang like a donkey
And go hard for it, bitch you better work!
[Missy:]
You better swing from a paw like a monkey
And go hard for it, bitch you better work!
[Ciara:]
'Cause big girls get down on the flo'
[Ciara and Missy:]
And make it jiggle, jiggle, jiggle you ain't know
Ain't no shame, it's the name of game
Now everybody down to the flo', here we go!
[Ciara:]
We got the rhythm of the be-be-beat
We got the rhythm of the beat
We got the rhythm of the hands
Let's get the rhythm of the feet
Jump in, jump out
Jump in, jump out
Jump in, jump out
Jump in, jump out
Walk that walk (walk)
Show me how you move it and you
Walk that talk (talk)
Let's just snap in to it
It's your chance now
Girl you better dance now
It's your time to show it all
The spotlight is on you, you better...
Work work work work
Work work work work
Work work work work
Work work...Bitch you better work!
Work work work work
Work work work work
Work work work work
Work work...Bitch you better work!
You better eat that food like ya hungry
'Till theres nothing left, boy work
[Missy:]
'Cause I'ma cook that meal when you want it
It's the best, yes and have you for dessert
[Ciara:]
'Cause this girl get down on the flo'
And make it jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, ye ain't know
[Ciara and Missy:]
Ain't no shame, it's the name of game
Now everybody down to the flo', here we go!
[Ciara:]
We got the rhythm of the be-be-beat
We got the rhythm of the beat
We got the rhythm of the hands
Let's get the rhythm of the feet
Jump in, jump out
Jump in, jump out
Jump in, jump out
Jump in, jump out
Walk that walk (walk)
Show me how you move it and you
Walk that talk (talk)
Let's just snap in to it
It's your chance now
Girl you better dance now
It's your time to show it all
The spotlight is on you, you better...
Work work work work
Work work work work
Work work work work
Work work...Bitch you better work!
Work work work work
Work work work work
Work work work work
Work work...Bitch you better work!
It's out to be a fight in this club
A fight in this club, so get into my mug
Get into my mug,
Get buck, get buck
Get buck, get buck
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I wonder this, because it has been on the charts for a while now.
Seriously? Seriously?
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Why has /b/ been down for so long now?
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Why has /b/ been down for so long now?
because they got the internet shook
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Yeah, but seriously I am missing it. Now I have to hang around /x/ or /r
They're not half as fun.
I was on 2c... the other day, not cool.
Apparently it is the result of a persisitent Ddos from 7c... or so I've heard.
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Okay, /b/ is back, but now my connection at home is f***ed and I don't wanna risk it at work.
there is some awesome linkage though. I just gave it a quick browse.
When will we get decent internet in SA?
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which will come sooner: the fall of capitalism, end of poverty or world peace?
Jesus...
LOL co-sign
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What ever happened to that nigger BriCk?
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How much does governement spend on food and catering annually?
I have been to five media breakfasts/lunches the past two weeks and I have another one tomorrow morning. They pay ridiculous prices for these breakfasts too, cos the caterers charge something like R80 per person.
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How much does governement spend on food and catering annually?
just tried fishing for info for you from this dude sitting oposite me whose wife does catering service for the gorvement sometimes but hes not trying to give me answers.
but I did here him mention last week about when the ANC was doing election campaigns that his wife charged something around R100 i think he said for desert per person. i hope i heard him right.
right now he's not trying to reveal.
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This could make a nice article, but I have been really lazy the past few weeks. I have dropped from three articles a day average to one, and then I try to keep it at one that doesn't require any digging. I'm keeping it simple, like doing simple crime and accidents, cos I figure I have done enough to earn my annual salary now, and unless I get an increase I will save my work for next year.
I'm just enjoying the perks now.
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Do you guys think Whitney was missing Bobby when she got that award ini my avatar?
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Do you guys think Whitney was missing Bobby when she got that award ini my avatar?
Why is she stroking it like that??
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That's why I asked if you think she was missing Bobby.
Don't answer my question with another question. What's wrong with you?
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That's why I asked if you think she was missing Bobby.
Don't answer my question with another question. What's wrong with you?
:D :D :D my bad thought i should also add my dumb question :D :D :D
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cuddling.... what the shit is this?
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cuddling.... what the shit is this?
its when u let her lie on ur bony chest with her greasy weag :D
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did you know that the dumbell creation was inspired by the shape of Chuck Norris' balls?
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did you know that the dumbell creation was inspired by the shape of Chuck Norris' balls?
the fact that u know this (truth or not) brings ur manhood into question :P
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did you know that the dumbell creation was inspired by the shape of Chuck Norris' balls?
the fact that u know this (truth or not) brings ur manhood into question :P
is RR gonna have to choke a bish?
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did you know that the dumbell creation was inspired by the shape of Chuck Norris' balls?
the fact that u know this (truth or not) brings ur manhood into question :P
is RR gonna have to choke a bish?
it depends if he can keep his hands off Chuck Norris' nuts long enough :D
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wow
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did you know that the dumbell creation was inspired by the shape of Chuck Norris' balls?
the fact that u know this (truth or not) brings ur manhood into question :P
is RR gonna have to choke a bish?
it depends if he can keep his hands off Chuck Norris' nuts long enough :D
LMAO!!! ETHER THIS^^^ ;D ;D ;D
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mncim
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I got an indian friend who told me her dad always asks her guy friends who visit if they have had sex in the last 3 years.
Anual hit this year= 0
Next year= 0
The year after that= 0
I'm getting myself an indian woman, all because of these:
1. She can give me a discount on lobola
2. She can negotiate prices at pick n pay when we do grocery and get us a discount
3. She can talk to Pam Golding and get us another discount.
4. Let me go out with friends the whole month in return nogotiate how many times she goes out
5. Give me kids with silk smooth hair so I can roll out weages/weavs/wigs from my life.
6. She can negotiate a 3 some wit her friends
7. Give me braggin rights to go to ma niccas and tell em that their woman r borin, and need to spice up
8. She will occationally wear a mask to keep kats away from her if she is too hot
9. Negotiate my taxes wit sars
10. She will leave all the booz to me nd my fellas
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I got an indian friend who told me her dad always asks her guy friends who visit if they have had sex in the last 3 years.
Anual hit this year= 0
Next year= 0
The year after that= 0
I'm getting myself an indian woman, all because of these:
1. She can give me a discount on lobola
2. She can negotiate prices at pick n pay when we do grocery and get us a discount
3. She can talk to Pam Golding and get us another discount.
4. Let me go out with friends the whole month in return nogotiate how many times she goes out
5. Give me kids with silk smooth hair so I can roll out weages/weavs/wigs from my life.
6. She can negotiate a 3 some wit her friends
7. Give me braggin rights to go to ma niccas and tell em that their woman r borin, and need to spice up
8. She will occationally wear a mask to keep kats away from her if she is too hot
9. Negotiate my taxes wit sars
10. She will leave all the booz to me nd my fellas
And then you'll die quick and leave all of that to her ;D :D :D tl tl tl
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Why does the female gut look more horrific than a guy with umkhaba
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Why does the female gut look more horrific than a guy with umkhaba
because it is against the nature.
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I got an indian friend who told me her dad always asks her guy friends who visit if they have had sex in the last 3 years.
Anual hit this year= 0
Next year= 0
The year after that= 0
I'm getting myself an indian woman, all because of these:
1. She can give me a discount on lobola
2. She can negotiate prices at pick n pay when we do grocery and get us a discount
3. She can talk to Pam Golding and get us another discount.
4. Let me go out with friends the whole month in return nogotiate how many times she goes out
5. Give me kids with silk smooth hair so I can roll out weages/weavs/wigs from my life.
6. She can negotiate a 3 some wit her friends
7. Give me braggin rights to go to ma niccas and tell em that their woman r borin, and need to spice up
8. She will occationally wear a mask to keep kats away from her if she is too hot
9. Negotiate my taxes wit sars
10. She will leave all the booz to me nd my fellas
And then you'll die quick and leave all of that to her ;D :D :D tl tl tl
Atleast i will die known that neither her or her family killd or vudu'd me for my cash :-)
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standing in my yard I just spotted an afro weag
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WTF is that? Sounds like u live in the getho
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WTF is that? Sounds like u live in the getho
go back to page one we covered weags there
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Ma bad MR!! Let me go re-read the non-sense, looks like my memory seems to be vanishin.... Hihihihihihi
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did you know that the dumbell creation was inspired by the shape of Chuck Norris' balls?
the fact that u know this (truth or not) brings ur manhood into question :P
is RR gonna have to choke a bish?
it depends if he can keep his hands off Chuck Norris' nuts long enough :D
BWAAAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
Me thinks that some of the peeps on AG should be put in a sitcom. Original Ether the AG way. Have people laughin til their stomachs hurt. Nice one Mothorolla ;)
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did you know that the dumbell creation was inspired by the shape of Chuck Norris' balls?
the fact that u know this (truth or not) brings ur manhood into question :P
is RR gonna have to choke a bish?
it depends if he can keep his hands off Chuck Norris' nuts long enough :D
BWAAAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
Me thinks that some of the peeps on AG should be put in a sitcom. Original Ether the AG way. Have people laughin til their stomachs hurt. Nice one Mothorolla ;)
she plays for the other team so rather call her MothoSputla
anyway
did you know that GPS stands for Gods Plan for Salvation?
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did you know that the dumbell creation was inspired by the shape of Chuck Norris' balls?
the fact that u know this (truth or not) brings ur manhood into question :P
is RR gonna have to choke a bish?
it depends if he can keep his hands off Chuck Norris' nuts long enough :D
BWAAAAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
Me thinks that some of the peeps on AG should be put in a sitcom. Original Ether the AG way. Have people laughin til their stomachs hurt. Nice one Mothorolla ;)
she plays for the other team so rather call her MothoSputla
anyway
did you know that GPS stands for Gods Plan for Salvation?
jealousy makes u nasty :P , what does sputla mean?
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i dont know. All I know is every ghetto has a guy named Bra Sputla. they are usually short and wear only Navada pants that have been altered so short that the bottom of each leg of the pants is so wide it covers the whole shoe.
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i dont know. All I know is every ghetto has a guy named Bra Sputla. they are usually short and wear only Navada pants that have been altered so short that the bottom of each leg of the pants is so wide it covers the whole shoe.
lies :D my hood didnt have one
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Mine had a few.
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We called our one, ati sputla, short nicca wit just what was said. The only thing is this nicca kickd a**, tall or short he will kick ya...
And I thought GPS stod for Good Potato Salad??
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Question:
Why is it that abused children turn out to be just like the abuser, even though they try so hard not to be?
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Because they try so hard not to be that they become what they try soo hard bot to be...
Hope that answers your question
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why is it a beautiful morning along the coast when im the only one who has to head to the office, no wind :'(
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Because u refuse to post pics of urself!!
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Because u refuse to post pics of urself!!
vsek! :P
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Because they try so hard not to be that they become what they try soo hard bot to be...
Because u refuse to post pics of urself!!
hahaha!
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why do great sunsets always happen when u dont have a camera?
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why do great sunsets always happen when u dont have a camera?
BECAUSE YOU REFUSE TO POST PICS OF YOURSELF!!!!!!!!
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Motho you own a camera and still refuse wit pics?? Shame on you!!!!
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vsek! @Deacon and Rebbi
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vsek! @Deacon and Rebbi
its eating you insde like a cancer
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vsek! @Deacon and Rebbi
its eating you insde like a cancer
msjdriahr i jdowak rpoqR
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vsek! @Deacon and Rebbi
its eating you insde like a cancer
msjdriahr i jdowak rpoqR
010101110101010001000110
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why u gonna drive a ferarri and park by the restuarants entrance for show off then come out your car with an everage looking broad.
I just used the word broad ;D. feels weird.
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I saw this a while back.
One of my boys gets to borrow his dad's 7 series for the weekend. He comes to BLoem and tells us he is gonna be ballin. Then he rolls up to our place with a car full of ugly chicks.
Not only were they ugly, but they were one of our other boys' click of chicks which he calls when the guys wanna hook up with loose chicks.
You are "ballin" in a 7-series, with a bottle of Johnny Green and a bunch of fuglies who are dashing that shit with appletiser to the point where you can't even taste it. WTF is wrong with our youth?
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vsek! @Deacon and Rebbi
its eating you insde like a cancer
msjdriahr i jdowak rpoqR
010101110101010001000110
mxm
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Because they try so hard not to be that they become what they try soo hard bot to be...
Hope that answers your question
No it doesn't.
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@person!!
Where do u live? Can come show how pics are taken over the weekend
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@kelis,
Was it something I said?
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@person!!
Where do u live? Can come show how pics are taken over the weekend
ke nna kantlhela :P
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Huh? That last word cracked my gla**es, can read
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Why did I kiss that girl last night?
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Because she is ur right hand!!!
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Huh? That last word cracked my gla**es, can read
haha nerd! it means on the other side
@ RR because o mogwanthi :)
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@kelis,
Was it something I said?
seriously? seriously? seriously???? no, seriously?????
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Motho stop playin hard to capture, just take that pic
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Motho stop playin hard to capture, just take that pic
:D
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Because she is ur right hand!!!
LOL
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Lol, @ both motho and kelis, its like u sisters, or lovers!!!
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Because she is ur right hand!!!
hahaha!
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Why am I drinking so much when I know I have more important shit to do?
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@ RR because o mogwanthi :)
heh wena. ke tla... ke tla... uyaphepha snai.
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That question has sense, ask a dumb one
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That question has sense, ask a dumb one
Hahahahahaahahha damn man, I wanna have what you're having today.
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@ RR because o mogwanthi :)
heh wena. ke tla... ke tla... uyaphepha snai.
LOL at the name change
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would you ever try sizzurp?
be honest.
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Why am I drinking so much when I know I have more important shit to do?
its in the constitution. its ur civil right as a journo to drink.
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Question
how is one supposed to learn from one's mistakes if they don't know what it is that they're supposed to learn?
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Just don't make the same nmistake, that way nothing is to learn.
Hope that answers your question
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Just don't make the same nmistake, that way nothing is to learn.
Hope that answers your question
kr kr kr tl tl tl ts ts ts
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Heads up to Rebbi:
Nigro stop answerin my damn questions, dang!!!
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Heads up to Rebbi:
Nigro stop answerin my damn questions, dang!!!
we can answer to whatever we please dear or we start dispensing with the ether
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Then what's the point of askin questions if u don't want answers?
Or wait.... You askin questions is your dumb contribution to the thread?(No pun)
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did Tiger Balm really work?
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I doubt it. It is just mentholated ointment. Then you might as well have rubbed vicks on your balls.
Why is my knee still sore, three days after doing something stupid?
Why do my balls have to be so full?
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I doubt it. It is just mentholated ointment. Then you might as well have rubbed vicks on your balls.
waakakakaakakakakaakaka f*** pyro ur sarcasm :D
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I doubt it. It is just mentholated ointment. Then you might as well have rubbed vicks on your balls.
waakakakaakakakakaakaka f*** pyro ur sarcasm :D
Not being sarcastic. It really is like rubbing Vicks on your balls. I imagine it probably increases blood flow, which can create the appearance of it being bigger, but it isn't actually.
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I doubt it. It is just mentholated ointment. Then you might as well have rubbed vicks on your balls.
Why is my knee still sore, three days after doing something stupid?
Why do my balls have to be so full?
I reckon you should hold it in for that new years countdown nut ;D
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Then what's the point of askin questions if u don't want answers?
Or wait.... You askin questions is your dumb contribution to the thread?(No pun)
I want answers, just not from you, thanx!
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Then what's the point of askin questions if u don't want answers?
Or wait.... You askin questions is your dumb contribution to the thread?(No pun)
I want answers, just not from you, thanx!
i think u need a drink babes ;)
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There are more than 100 world known personalities on this painting. Can you name atleast 25?
So I found, Bruce Lee, Mike Tyson, Charlie chaplin, Bill Clinton, Sadam Hussein, Pele, Adolf Hitler, Ghandi, Annie, the Queen mother, Christopher Columbus, Albert Einstein, North Korea's dictator, Marylin Monroe, The Godfather - Marlon Brando, Mother theresa, george Bush, Bach.
LOL in advance at The Prototype a.k.a The Rebbi's answer.
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I found them all.
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Name them.
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You expect me to type more than 100 names?
Are you insane?
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Okay, how about 30 or the minimum requirement which is 25?
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Plato, Lenin, Clinton, Ghengis Khan, Pele, Wilhelm II, Hitler, Beethoven, Ghandi, Charlie Chaplin, Saddam, Mike Tyson, Margaret Thatcher, Harry Houdini, Napoleon, Bruce Lee, Churchill, Livingston, King Tut (I a**ume that is meant to be him), Elvis, Stalin, Queen Elizabeth, Einstein, Pol Pot, Chairman Mao, Karl Marx, Lincoln, Che Guevara, Moses, Castro, Marilyn Monroe, Ya**er Arafat, Ceasar, Van Gogh, George W, Osama Bin Laden, Pavarotti, Prince Charles, Michael Jordan...
Is that 30?
Count and let me know, then I'll name more. If you give me some poundage.
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I see myself kelis!!!!!
I the lay back kat! Shame on you for not seein me... MXM
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Are those Toni! Tony! Tone! niggas gay? especially Raphael and the guitar player(his brother i think)?
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Are those Toni! Tony! Tone! niggas gay? especially Raphael and the guitar player(his brother i think)?
Riley: Nigga u gay! (couldnt help it) ;D
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Are those Toni! Tony! Tone! niggas gay? especially Raphael and the guitar player(his brother i think)?
Riley: Nigga u gay! (couldnt help it) ;D
smh. I hear u in the EC, have you been smoking some horse shit?
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Are those Toni! Tony! Tone! niggas gay? especially Raphael and the guitar player(his brother i think)?
Riley: Nigga u gay! (couldnt help it) ;D
smh. I hear u in the EC, have you been smoking some horse shit?
hahahahhahahahahaha kr kr krk kr