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Title: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on November 26, 2009, 03:11:53 PM
I don't really celebrate this silly holiday, but I do like getting stuff for free and getting drunk. what is on your wishlist for Christmas?

Here is mine:

1. A new flat
2. A 50 inch LED-TV
3. A pair of live in girlfriends for on-demand threesomes
4. A bottle of Single&Single 32 year old
5. A midget
6. A bottle of Glenfiddich 20 year old
7. A Dual quad core Mac Pro
8. A Macbook Pro
9, A HD PVR-decoder
10. World peace

What's yours?
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on November 26, 2009, 03:21:39 PM

1. monies
2. a second Ps3 for my bedroom
3. a**inaninstant ooops I mean a**istant :D
4. 20meg Line
5. nude calendar of all the AG ladies SIGNED!
6. A gang on Ninja
7. 09 Cbr 1000 Fireblade
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Mighty Loks on November 26, 2009, 03:24:23 PM
1. Macbook pro.
2. A car
3. A life.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on November 26, 2009, 03:35:13 PM
Oh, I forgot about 4mb/s uncapped internet. I should probably remove world peace from my previous list. I don't wanna seem greedy.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: Alcohol Abuser on November 26, 2009, 03:36:32 PM
1. A CASE OF WINDHOEK DRAUGHT
2. DEBT FREE
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: Mrs Jones on November 26, 2009, 03:50:31 PM
1. A new heart
2. The new mazda 3 sport
3. A house
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Mighty Loks on November 26, 2009, 03:52:56 PM

1. A new heart


Haybo! What's wrong with the one you've got? Kelis are you okay?
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: msdeane on November 26, 2009, 03:56:47 PM
1. A CASE OF WINDHOEK DRAUGHT
2. DEBT FREE


co-sign on the debt free.  wow 09 has been a tough financial year, where did my nu job and the nu pay go to?  talking about job....

1.  Id like that for christmas, wrapped in lots of more money, excitement, stress-free & a wonderful boss big bow

2.  a nu car would be nice too, something big with leather interior & perhaps drop top

3.  A coupla pairs of heels shoes can do good

4.  a holiday, Moz/Zambia perhaps...

5.  endless lunch & dinner invitations from fine specimen ;)

Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Mighty Loks on November 26, 2009, 04:01:39 PM
1. A CASE OF WINDHOEK DRAUGHT
2. DEBT FREE


co-sign on the debt free.  wow 09 has been a tough financial year, where did my nu job and the nu pay go to?  talking about job....

1.  Id like that for christmas, wrapped in lots of more money, excitement, stress-free & a wonderful boss big bow

2.  a nu car would be nice too, something big with leather interior & perhaps drop top

3.  A coupla pairs of heels shoes can do good

4.  a holiday, Moz/Zambia perhaps...

5.  endless lunch & dinner invitations from fine specimen ;)



3. A pair of Jimmys pleeeease.

5. Can Lucky Khoza please notice that I've been talking him and give me a call already.

Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on November 26, 2009, 04:04:15 PM
I want less breakfast invites and more supper ones.

I also would like a new car, but I know I can't afford one, so I will forget about that for now.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on November 26, 2009, 04:14:41 PM
1. Id really like a couple of damns. I dont have anymore damns to give. It makes me feel detached, and emotionally numb. Id really like to remember how it feels like to giva a damn this xmas.

2. Id also like the taxman to take my name off the black list. I promise il be good next year...i reaaaally promise!

3. I wouldnt be able to afford a car at all right now. Unless i bombed an ATM. So right now, i wish i could get my repo'd car back. That was one hell of a ride.

4. I just hope my whole family makes it through the festives, and are blessed enough to see the dawn of a new year.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: motho on November 26, 2009, 04:26:13 PM


3.  A coupla pairs of heels shoes can do good

3. A pair of Jimmys pleeeease.



All i want for Christmas is a pair of these, everything else is going mighty fine in my life at the mo :)

(http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn283/BALDiLOKS_photos/Picture5-2.png)
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Mighty Loks on November 26, 2009, 04:27:51 PM

All i want for Christmas is a pair of these, everything else is going mighty fine in my life at the mo :)
(http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn283/BALDiLOKS_photos/Picture5-2.png)


Dear Jimmy

I love you.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: Ramorethetho on November 26, 2009, 05:04:30 PM
An Audi A3 FSI sport  8)
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on November 26, 2009, 05:07:32 PM
An Audi A3 FSI sport  8)

overrated
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: Last of the old AG Hittaz on November 26, 2009, 06:10:10 PM

1. A new job with better pay
2. To move out of this state
3. An apartment
4. a vacation out of the U.S.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on November 26, 2009, 07:13:09 PM
Nothin much really.
I saw this t-shirt in Rosebank from HEAD HONCHO ITS NICE!!

(http://i50.tinypic.com/rtewcw.jpg)
(http://i50.tinypic.com/2uy4038.jpg)
(http://i46.tinypic.com/k2jnm.jpg)
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: rob_one on November 26, 2009, 08:17:18 PM
Hmmm.

Some acoustic proofing. Like, bada** acoustic proofing.
A new mic. A Neumann D87 would do. Anybody got $16,000?
About six different PS3 games.
A whole leg of Iberico ham. Yes, I am the world's worst Jew.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on November 26, 2009, 08:24:08 PM
A whole leg of Iberico ham. Yes, I am the world's worst Jew.

That is some good taste for a Jew though. You probably have a Spanish ancestor and you must have inherited his tastebuds.

I was just at the SA Army's COA Awards. Thos military folk know how to eat.

Avocado Ritz for a starter

Then we had a buffet of Roast Sirloin with red wine sauce, roast chicken, mutton curry, creamed spinach, pumpkin pie (delicious), roast potatoes, tripe, samp, smoked salmon and a variety of cold meats.

Finished it with a cheese cake desert and coffee. I almost wished I had joined the army, especially when I saw how fit some of those female soldiers were. I took two numbers just in case my relationship fails.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on November 26, 2009, 08:45:56 PM
A whole leg of Iberico ham. Yes, I am the world's worst Jew.

That is some good taste for a Jew though. You probably have a Spanish ancestor and you must have inherited his tastebuds.

I was just at the SA Army's COA Awards. Thos military folk know how to eat.

Avocado Ritz for a starter

Then we had a buffet of Roast Sirloin with red wine sauce, roast chicken, mutton curry, creamed spinach, pumpkin pie (delicious), roast potatoes, tripe, samp, smoked salmon and a variety of cold meats.

Finished it with a cheese cake desert and coffee. I almost wished I had joined the army, especially when I saw how fit some of those female soldiers were. I took two numbers just in case my relationship fails.

I've always been curious about GI JOE pussy
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: Blac Satyr on November 26, 2009, 09:09:01 PM
I only got 1 wish: to live lavishly
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: rob_one on November 26, 2009, 10:53:35 PM
A whole leg of Iberico ham. Yes, I am the world's worst Jew.

That is some good taste for a Jew though. You probably have a Spanish ancestor and you must have inherited his tastebuds.


French actually, but props.  ;D It's good to know you're perfectly balanced Pyro - you hate everyone and everything, and refuse to make an exception for anyone.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on November 27, 2009, 12:22:39 PM
Where was I hating?

I gave you props for your good taste in ham. I wish I could afford some Iberico ham. Had good Parma ham at a breakfast a week ago.

I just wish people would stop having media breakfasts and start having media suppers. I usually start work at ten, but now I have to be up early to be at these 08:00 breakfasts. It's f***ing with my internal clock.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: Touareg on November 27, 2009, 03:48:26 PM
1 night with Alicia Keys :'(
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: Talentless on November 27, 2009, 06:28:14 PM
I hope they can come up with a proper deal at Copenhagen.
Other than that there's not really anything I want.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: motho on November 30, 2009, 11:13:52 AM
I hope they can come up with a proper deal at Copenhagen.

yeah, our climate change team is presenting this year, pretty excited about that. Hopefully, did anyone see the tv AD asking ppl to sign the petition, the one with Don Cheadle in it  ???
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: Mega on December 01, 2009, 12:17:20 AM
A few sessions with that honey shaking her booty in Pyro's sig.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: Blac Satyr on December 01, 2009, 09:14:35 AM
1 night with Alicia Keys :'(

that's a wish & a half but she gotta make sure that she hit the shower first after collecting her grammies or concert

(http://bp2.blogger.com/_Mq2m_2Y6ZuI/RoI7-Z7NB0I/AAAAAAAAB0A/WEdYUMyOFqw/s1600-h/04.jpg)
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: RearrangedReality on December 01, 2009, 09:53:50 AM
To end December with a third of my Salary still in my bank account.
To get an incredibly huge increase (if this doesnt happen then staying in CT is not an option)
Lotto jackpot
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: dropbomb on December 01, 2009, 10:08:38 AM
1. Marry the lady thatz kippin me grounded  :)
2. Mac pro
3.Ps3
4.Mps Mazda 3



................good start
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: Mrs Jones on December 03, 2009, 07:29:14 AM
Girlfriends and Soulfood: complete season dvd collection.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: msdeane on December 07, 2009, 09:01:32 PM

All i want for Christmas is a pair of these, everything else is going mighty fine in my life at the mo :)
(http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn283/BALDiLOKS_photos/Picture5-2.png)


Dear Jimmy

I love you.

wow! I had one look and I think my one nostril finally got unblocked.  HALLELUJAH! 

Oh Dear Jimmy, I love you more.  I take care of my feet I promise.  Scrub them and paint them weekly, not a single dead skin.  If you be so nice to hook me up with a pair, I promise to show tehm off everytime, and il remove the tv from the stand just so that we can watch you.

PS... without sounding pushy, before X-mas would be appreciated.   ;)
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: Koli qha on December 07, 2009, 09:12:09 PM
A whole leg of Iberico ham. Yes, I am the world's worst Jew.

That is some good taste for a Jew though. You probably have a Spanish ancestor and you must have inherited his tastebuds.

I was just at the SA Army's COA Awards. Thos military folk know how to eat.

Avocado Ritz for a starter

Then we had a buffet of Roast Sirloin with red wine sauce, roast chicken, mutton curry, creamed spinach, pumpkin pie (delicious), roast potatoes, tripe, samp, smoked salmon and a variety of cold meats.

Finished it with a cheese cake desert and coffee. I almost wished I had joined the army, especially when I saw how fit some of those female soldiers were. I took two numbers just in case my relationship fails.

I've always been curious about GI JOE pussy

i'm steady tryina hit that too! problem is she always getting deployed. just got back from Burundi but she's in east london now. but i shan't despair
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on December 08, 2009, 11:10:51 AM
My girl is away for four whole weeks. Calling those GI Jane digits is getting really tempting right now.

But what if she gets addicted to me and kills my girlfriend? I don't think I could live with myself if someone dies because of my amazing poundage. I might become a celibate hermit if that were to happen.

Anyway, I also want a new bed.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on December 08, 2009, 11:20:15 AM
new job please
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Mighty Loks on December 08, 2009, 11:22:57 AM
At least one Christmas wish came true, I got a new job. Now for the Jimmys.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: RearrangedReality on December 08, 2009, 11:28:48 AM
To get an incredibly huge increase (if this doesnt happen then staying in CT is not an option)

the clock is ticking

its either I get it or im gonna be laughed at like im out of my mind. few days left before the negotiation starts or 3 weeks left before im jobless.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Mighty Loks on December 08, 2009, 11:30:34 AM
To get an incredibly huge increase (if this doesnt happen then staying in CT is not an option)

the clock is ticking

its either I get it or im gonna be laughed at like im out of my mind. few days left before the negotiation starts or 3 weeks left before im jobless.

Ingathi ngo phonela amadlozi kesana.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: the panic! on December 08, 2009, 11:32:03 AM
At least one Christmas wish came true, I got a new job. Now for the Jimmys.

congratulations.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Mighty Loks on December 08, 2009, 11:35:38 AM
At least one Christmas wish came true, I got a new job. Now for the Jimmys.

congratulations.

Thanks buddy. But I must say though father Christmas has a f**** up sense of humour. I asked for a job and he gives it to me, in another city... Fat bastard.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: RearrangedReality on December 08, 2009, 11:41:38 AM
At least one Christmas wish came true, I got a new job. Now for the Jimmys.

congratulations.

Thanks buddy. But I must say though father Christmas has a f**** up sense of humour. I asked for a job and he gives it to me, in another city... Fat bastard.

which city now?
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Mighty Loks on December 08, 2009, 11:44:08 AM
At least one Christmas wish came true, I got a new job. Now for the Jimmys.

congratulations.

Thanks buddy. But I must say though father Christmas has a f**** up sense of humour. I asked for a job and he gives it to me, in another city... Fat bastard.

which city now?

P.E like what the hell happens in PE?
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: RearrangedReality on December 08, 2009, 11:48:26 AM
At least one Christmas wish came true, I got a new job. Now for the Jimmys.

congratulations.

Thanks buddy. But I must say though father Christmas has a f**** up sense of humour. I asked for a job and he gives it to me, in another city... Fat bastard.

which city now?

P.E like what the hell happens in PE?

uzosebenza eBhayi?

wakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka!!!!
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on December 08, 2009, 11:49:57 AM
http://forbezdvd.com/blog/2009/12/07/pics-vida-guerra-is-back-is-she-still-hot-to-you/

I would like her
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Mighty Loks on December 08, 2009, 11:55:19 AM
At least one Christmas wish came true, I got a new job. Now for the Jimmys.

congratulations.

Thanks buddy. But I must say though father Christmas has a f**** up sense of humour. I asked for a job and he gives it to me, in another city... Fat bastard.

which city now?

P.E like what the hell happens in PE?

uzosebenza eBhayi?

wakakakakakakakakakakakakakaka!!!!


Actually it's in Cape Town... Poo poo sorry for you.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: J-oNE/Pat-B-Rick on December 08, 2009, 11:56:42 AM
My wishlist:
My Dad needs to sell that damn VR6 and get this shit.
(http://vne-resource.iol.co.za/30/picdb/article1/1/d/52520)
(http://www.motomart.co.za/images/listings/bigThmb/s4auto-1239199479-0.jpg)

Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: J-oNE/Pat-B-Rick on December 08, 2009, 11:59:12 AM
Just seeing and HEARING this shit drive past almost gave me an orgasm on the street lol
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: Mrs Jones on December 08, 2009, 10:31:53 PM

All i want for Christmas is a pair of these, everything else is going mighty fine in my life at the mo :)
(http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn283/BALDiLOKS_photos/Picture5-2.png)


Dear Jimmy

I love you.

wow! I had one look and I think my one nostril finally got unblocked.  HALLELUJAH! 

Oh Dear Jimmy, I love you more.  I take care of my feet I promise.  Scrub them and paint them weekly, not a single dead skin.  If you be so nice to hook me up with a pair, I promise to show tehm off everytime, and il remove the tv from the stand just so that we can watch you.

PS... without sounding pushy, before X-mas would be appreciated.   ;)
Goodness, I saw Babyphat shoes just like that at Canal Walk the other day, beautiful!!
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: J-oNE/Pat-B-Rick on December 09, 2009, 01:24:38 AM
There's a beautiful car on the page and all people can worry about is a green shoe called jimmy choo... (That's white for gimme shoe :P)
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: msdeane on December 09, 2009, 04:27:39 PM

All i want for Christmas is a pair of these, everything else is going mighty fine in my life at the mo :)
(http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn283/BALDiLOKS_photos/Picture5-2.png)


Dear Jimmy

I love you.

wow! I had one look and I think my one nostril finally got unblocked.  HALLELUJAH! 

Oh Dear Jimmy, I love you more.  I take care of my feet I promise.  Scrub them and paint them weekly, not a single dead skin.  If you be so nice to hook me up with a pair, I promise to show tehm off everytime, and il remove the tv from the stand just so that we can watch you.

PS... without sounding pushy, before X-mas would be appreciated.   ;)
Goodness, I saw Babyphat shoes just like that at Canal Walk the other day, beautiful!!

I dont quite like baby phat hey.  without throwing punches or insults in anyone's direction - can I say... Baby Phat spells: bought cla** to me.

its too much of an attempt to look monied! too much bling, that it actually starts to look cheap & uncomfortable!  Jimmy Choo & Baby Phat should never be viewed from the same lens.  thats my opinion anyway.





Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on December 09, 2009, 04:39:03 PM
YOU GUYS SHOULD TAKE THAT SHOE CRAP OUT OF MY THREAD.

Real humans aren't interested in such silly crap. The only shoes worth having are sneakers.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: Mrs Jones on December 09, 2009, 09:39:00 PM

All i want for Christmas is a pair of these, everything else is going mighty fine in my life at the mo :)
(http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn283/BALDiLOKS_photos/Picture5-2.png)


Dear Jimmy

I love you.

wow! I had one look and I think my one nostril finally got unblocked.  HALLELUJAH! 

Oh Dear Jimmy, I love you more.  I take care of my feet I promise.  Scrub them and paint them weekly, not a single dead skin.  If you be so nice to hook me up with a pair, I promise to show tehm off everytime, and il remove the tv from the stand just so that we can watch you.

PS... without sounding pushy, before X-mas would be appreciated.   ;)
Goodness, I saw Babyphat shoes just like that at Canal Walk the other day, beautiful!!

I dont quite like baby phat hey.  without throwing punches or insults in anyone's direction - can I say... Baby Phat spells: bought cla** to me.

its too much of an attempt to look monied! too much bling, that it actually starts to look cheap & uncomfortable!  Jimmy Choo & Baby Phat should never be viewed from the same lens.  thats my opinion anyway.






LOL the baby phat shoes aint even like that, unfortunately I do not have a picture to show you.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: motho on December 10, 2009, 09:21:34 AM

All i want for Christmas is a pair of these, everything else is going mighty fine in my life at the mo :)
(http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn283/BALDiLOKS_photos/Picture5-2.png)


Dear Jimmy

I love you.

wow! I had one look and I think my one nostril finally got unblocked.  HALLELUJAH! 

Oh Dear Jimmy, I love you more.  I take care of my feet I promise.  Scrub them and paint them weekly, not a single dead skin.  If you be so nice to hook me up with a pair, I promise to show tehm off everytime, and il remove the tv from the stand just so that we can watch you.

PS... without sounding pushy, before X-mas would be appreciated.   ;)
Goodness, I saw Babyphat shoes just like that at Canal Walk the other day, beautiful!!

I find BabyPhat a bit tacky, now they're copycats too. I also saw that Nine West tries to copy them, they have them in a nasty a** pink or orange design, yuck!
 
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: J-oNE/Pat-B-Rick on December 10, 2009, 01:02:56 PM
NO!!!! stop it >:(
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: the panic! on December 10, 2009, 01:07:10 PM
@the ladies

what does it say about a woman if she isn't into shoes?

for Christmas?

peace.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: motho on December 10, 2009, 01:53:16 PM
@the ladies

what does it say about a woman if she isn't into shoes?

for Christmas?

peace.

it says she has other preferences. we dnt all like the same thing. maybe she likes being barefoot? that is cool too
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: the panic! on December 10, 2009, 02:04:08 PM
@the ladies

what does it say about a woman if she isn't into shoes?

for Christmas?

peace.

it says she has other preferences. we dnt all like the same thing. maybe she likes being barefoot? that is cool too

so shoes are just a very common preference?
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on December 10, 2009, 02:22:30 PM
(http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200905/mini-jcw-world-champ-1_460x0w.jpg)

 :'(
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: motho on December 10, 2009, 02:27:47 PM
@the ladies

what does it say about a woman if she isn't into shoes?

for Christmas?

peace.

it says she has other preferences. we dnt all like the same thing. maybe she likes being barefoot? that is cool too

so shoes are just a very common preference?

no, i just happen to like the same shoes that baldi and ms deane like. i like these shoes but not necessarily crazy about shoes, just these ones.

I think other people might prefer music, books, rehab, all expenses paid holidays, cars etc instead of these shoes (for Christmas)
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: msdeane on December 10, 2009, 02:29:15 PM
@the ladies

what does it say about a woman if she isn't into shoes?

for Christmas?

peace.

it says she has other preferences. we dnt all like the same thing. maybe she likes being barefoot? that is cool too

amen!

there's common ground with all women but we really do like different things, that I can promise.  I just added shoes to my list coz it was somewhat a spontaneous response, AND I was thinking SMALL, with that said, I would still add in shoes to my top 15 list of things for xmas anyway!, coz im a girl - and hell, I dont mind living up to this sterotype of 'girls & their shoes'.

 if I really have to have unrealistic requests & timings with christmas only 2 weeks away, I would ask for a house in either parkhurst, greenside, craighall, parktown north etc etc. oh and a yatcht & oh oh and a beautiful amazing husband who can give me bi racial kids with nice hair... but, I shall leave that up to the boys... you guys definitely know how to make theeee most unrealistic requests and your timings... SHOCKING!   ;) lol

oh one more thing... can I have all AGians to bow down to Ms Deane da Queen at exactly 13:00 on 11th Feb...???

lol
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: msdeane on December 10, 2009, 03:08:23 PM
(http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200905/mini-jcw-world-champ-1_460x0w.jpg)

 :'(

kupa lift??
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on December 10, 2009, 03:15:19 PM
hmm! i dont know, whats in it for me?
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: msdeane on December 10, 2009, 03:18:11 PM
hmm! i dont know, whats in it for me?

eternal friendship!   :-*
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: the panic! on December 10, 2009, 03:26:00 PM
@the ladies

what does it say about a woman if she isn't into shoes?

for Christmas?

peace.


it says she has other preferences. we dnt all like the same thing. maybe she likes being barefoot? that is cool too

so shoes are just a very common preference?

no, i just happen to like the same shoes that baldi and ms deane like. i like these shoes but not necessarily crazy about shoes, just these ones.

I think other people might prefer music, books, rehab, all expenses paid holidays, cars etc instead of these shoes (for Christmas)

i was asking generally, not specifically, since you don't find ma**ive campaigns advertising books to women like you do shoes, for example.

everywhere i go, women just seem to like shoes, yo.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Mighty Loks on December 10, 2009, 04:28:07 PM
(http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200905/mini-jcw-world-champ-1_460x0w.jpg)

 :'(

Always thought guy in a MINI looked a bit fruity but after a day with the JCWClubman I couldn't think of anything more manly, sexy, just dirty... Damn.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: motho on December 11, 2009, 10:30:52 AM
@the ladies

what does it say about a woman if she isn't into shoes?

for Christmas?

peace.


it says she has other preferences. we dnt all like the same thing. maybe she likes being barefoot? that is cool too

so shoes are just a very common preference?

no, i just happen to like the same shoes that baldi and ms deane like. i like these shoes but not necessarily crazy about shoes, just these ones.

I think other people might prefer music, books, rehab, all expenses paid holidays, cars etc instead of these shoes (for Christmas)

i was asking generally, not specifically, since you don't find ma**ive campaigns advertising books to women like you do shoes, for example.

everywhere i go, women just seem to like shoes, yo.

true. ay its all part of the beauty myth. concentrate on ur feet and make-up and dnt focus too much on climbing that corporate ladder, leave that to the boys

*hypnosis*

U want these shoes, bags, make-up hmmm that cologne smells nice, get a rich husband/suga daddy to buy for u (I c u Joelle)_ ;)

*yes I lost my mind*
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: msdeane on December 11, 2009, 10:35:58 AM
(http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200905/mini-jcw-world-champ-1_460x0w.jpg)

 :'(

Always thought guy in a MINI looked a bit fruity but after a day with the JCWClubman I couldn't think of anything more manly, sexy, just dirty... Damn.

thanks Bald's... I think I did tell a certain somebody that mini coopers are a lil bit... *clears throat* gay lol.

but you right, the John Cooper works, mamamiya! panty dropper!   :-[

Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Mighty Loks on December 11, 2009, 10:42:23 AM
Must admit though I always find it tad bit, just a tad bit baffling when I meet a girl who isn't into shoes, bags,sexy underwear and perfume. And I must admit, it shows. 
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: msdeane on December 11, 2009, 10:54:55 AM
Must admit though I always find it tad bit, just a tad bit baffling when I meet a girl who isn't into shoes, bags,sexy underwear and perfume. And I must admit, it shows. 

it is quite a waste aint it...

Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Mighty Loks on December 11, 2009, 10:57:38 AM
Must admit though I always find it tad bit, just a tad bit baffling when I meet a girl who isn't into shoes, bags,sexy underwear and perfume. And I must admit, it shows. 

it is quite a waste aint it...




 :o  :o  :o shut up.  :o  :o
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: msdeane on December 11, 2009, 11:00:08 AM
what did i do or say?  ???
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Mighty Loks on December 11, 2009, 11:01:39 AM
what did i do or say?  ???

Am I misunderstanding you? I thought you said shoes, sexy underwear and perfume are a waste.
Please tell me that is not what you meant.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on December 11, 2009, 11:06:03 AM
(http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200905/mini-jcw-world-champ-1_460x0w.jpg)

 :'(

Always thought guy in a MINI looked a bit fruity but after a day with the JCWClubman I couldn't think of anything more manly, sexy, just dirty... Damn.

thanks Bald's... I think I did tell a certain somebody that mini coopers are a lil bit... *clears throat* gay lol.

but you right, the John Cooper works, mamamiya! panty dropper!   :-[




since when did you 2 become the measuring instruments for manhood?

 
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: motho on December 11, 2009, 11:11:20 AM
(http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200905/mini-jcw-world-champ-1_460x0w.jpg)

 :'(

Always thought guy in a MINI looked a bit fruity but after a day with the JCWClubman I couldn't think of anything more manly, sexy, just dirty... Damn.

thanks Bald's... I think I did tell a certain somebody that mini coopers are a lil bit... *clears throat* gay lol.

but you right, the John Cooper works, mamamiya! panty dropper!   :-[




since when did you 2 become the measuring instruments for manhood?

 

LOL @ measuring intruments, I get a vision of gla** beakers and filter funnels  :D
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on December 11, 2009, 11:12:04 AM
(http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200905/mini-jcw-world-champ-1_460x0w.jpg)

 :'(

Always thought guy in a MINI looked a bit fruity but after a day with the JCWClubman I couldn't think of anything more manly, sexy, just dirty... Damn.

thanks Bald's... I think I did tell a certain somebody that mini coopers are a lil bit... *clears throat* gay lol.

but you right, the John Cooper works, mamamiya! panty dropper!   :-[




since when did you 2 become the measuring instruments for manhood?

 

I too would like to know the answer to this question sir
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Mighty Loks on December 11, 2009, 11:17:39 AM
(http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200905/mini-jcw-world-champ-1_460x0w.jpg)

 :'(

Always thought guy in a MINI looked a bit fruity but after a day with the JCWClubman I couldn't think of anything more manly, sexy, just dirty... Damn.

thanks Bald's... I think I did tell a certain somebody that mini coopers are a lil bit... *clears throat* gay lol.

but you right, the John Cooper works, mamamiya! panty dropper!   :-[




since when did you 2 become the measuring instruments for manhood?

 

I too would like to know the answer to this question sir

It's a power bestowed upon us by the big man himself. You see my kind sir, with the vagina comes great reward and this power is one of them. So we feel that its only right that we avail this kind of information to you, for your own good because I would hate that a man with your great looks and personality be labeled gay. It would in fact be a waste.   
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on December 11, 2009, 11:27:05 AM
now this is quite manly

(http://www.yosax.com/car_images/mtm-volkswagen-scirocco-r.jpg)
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Mighty Loks on December 11, 2009, 11:29:20 AM
now this is quite manly

(http://www.yosax.com/car_images/mtm-volkswagen-scirocco-r.jpg)

Yeah it is.



































If you're gay.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on December 11, 2009, 11:33:28 AM
now this is quite manly

(http://www.yosax.com/car_images/mtm-volkswagen-scirocco-r.jpg)

Yeah it is.



































If you're gay.

(http://rlv.zcache.com/child_please_tshirt-p235441583276189430cig6_400.jpg)
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: msdeane on December 11, 2009, 11:39:24 AM
what did i do or say?  ???

Am I misunderstanding you? I thought you said shoes, sexy underwear and perfume are a waste.
Please tell me that is not what you meant.

never!!!! those are my favourite things, in no particular order too.

actually to look at a women in heels, sexy underwear smelling good is my hobbie!  I hobby sexy. lol
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: motho on December 11, 2009, 11:43:42 AM
now this is quite manly

(http://www.yosax.com/car_images/mtm-volkswagen-scirocco-r.jpg)

Yeah it is.



































If you're gay.

:D
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: msdeane on December 11, 2009, 11:45:35 AM
(http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200905/mini-jcw-world-champ-1_460x0w.jpg)

 :'(

Always thought guy in a MINI looked a bit fruity but after a day with the JCWClubman I couldn't think of anything more manly, sexy, just dirty... Damn.

thanks Bald's... I think I did tell a certain somebody that mini coopers are a lil bit... *clears throat* gay lol.

but you right, the John Cooper works, mamamiya! panty dropper!   :-[




since when did you 2 become the measuring instruments for manhood?

 

I too would like to know the answer to this question sir

It's a power bestowed upon us by the big man himself. You see my kind sir, with the vagina comes great reward and this power is one of them. So we feel that its only right that we avail this kind of information to you, for your own good because I would hate that a man with your great looks and personality be labeled gay. It would in fact be a waste.   

nccca this girl'o! she speaks truth'o! *niga accent*
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Mighty Loks on December 11, 2009, 11:46:50 AM
what did i do or say?  ???

Am I misunderstanding you? I thought you said shoes, sexy underwear and perfume are a waste.
Please tell me that is not what you meant.

never!!!! those are my favourite things, in no particular order too.

actually to look at a women in heels, sexy underwear smelling good is my hobbie!  I hobby sexy. lol

Phew.. Thank the lord. I like 'hobby sexy' too.  ;D
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on December 11, 2009, 11:55:10 AM
(http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200905/mini-jcw-world-champ-1_460x0w.jpg)

 :'(

Always thought guy in a MINI looked a bit fruity but after a day with the JCWClubman I couldn't think of anything more manly, sexy, just dirty... Damn.

thanks Bald's... I think I did tell a certain somebody that mini coopers are a lil bit... *clears throat* gay lol.

but you right, the John Cooper works, mamamiya! panty dropper!   :-[




since when did you 2 become the measuring instruments for manhood?

 

I too would like to know the answer to this question sir

It's a power bestowed upon us by the big man himself. You see my kind sir, with the vagina comes great reward and this power is one of them. So we feel that its only right that we avail this kind of information to you, for your own good because I would hate that a man with your great looks and personality be labeled gay. It would in fact be a waste.   

silly me I thought this was real power

(http://www.schoolvoorjournalistiek.com/festivalblog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/rands.jpg)

I guess I was mistaken
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on December 11, 2009, 11:57:37 AM
(http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200905/mini-jcw-world-champ-1_460x0w.jpg)

 :'(

Always thought guy in a MINI looked a bit fruity but after a day with the JCWClubman I couldn't think of anything more manly, sexy, just dirty... Damn.

thanks Bald's... I think I did tell a certain somebody that mini coopers are a lil bit... *clears throat* gay lol.

but you right, the John Cooper works, mamamiya! panty dropper!   :-[




since when did you 2 become the measuring instruments for manhood?

 

I too would like to know the answer to this question sir

It's a power bestowed upon us by the big man himself. You see my kind sir, with the vagina comes great reward and this power is one of them. So we feel that its only right that we avail this kind of information to you, for your own good because I would hate that a man with your great looks and personality be labeled gay. It would in fact be a waste.   

nccca this girl'o! she speaks truth'o! *niga accent*

u 2...



voetsek!
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: msdeane on December 11, 2009, 12:09:34 PM
(http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200905/mini-jcw-world-champ-1_460x0w.jpg)

 :'(

Always thought guy in a MINI looked a bit fruity but after a day with the JCWClubman I couldn't think of anything more manly, sexy, just dirty... Damn.

thanks Bald's... I think I did tell a certain somebody that mini coopers are a lil bit... *clears throat* gay lol.

but you right, the John Cooper works, mamamiya! panty dropper!   :-[




since when did you 2 become the measuring instruments for manhood?

 

I too would like to know the answer to this question sir

It's a power bestowed upon us by the big man himself. You see my kind sir, with the vagina comes great reward and this power is one of them. So we feel that its only right that we avail this kind of information to you, for your own good because I would hate that a man with your great looks and personality be labeled gay. It would in fact be a waste.   

silly me I thought this was real power

(http://www.schoolvoorjournalistiek.com/festivalblog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/rands.jpg)

I guess I was mistaken

you forgiven!  now Il tell you once, and only once! VA-GI-NA = P O W E R!!!

Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: msdeane on December 11, 2009, 12:11:17 PM
(http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200905/mini-jcw-world-champ-1_460x0w.jpg)

 :'(

Always thought guy in a MINI looked a bit fruity but after a day with the JCWClubman I couldn't think of anything more manly, sexy, just dirty... Damn.

thanks Bald's... I think I did tell a certain somebody that mini coopers are a lil bit... *clears throat* gay lol.

but you right, the John Cooper works, mamamiya! panty dropper!   :-[




since when did you 2 become the measuring instruments for manhood?

 

I too would like to know the answer to this question sir

It's a power bestowed upon us by the big man himself. You see my kind sir, with the vagina comes great reward and this power is one of them. So we feel that its only right that we avail this kind of information to you, for your own good because I would hate that a man with your great looks and personality be labeled gay. It would in fact be a waste.   

nccca this girl'o! she speaks truth'o! *niga accent*

u 2...



voetsek!

FTSEK nawe stabane!
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Mighty Loks on December 11, 2009, 12:15:23 PM
(http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200905/mini-jcw-world-champ-1_460x0w.jpg)

 :'(

Always thought guy in a MINI looked a bit fruity but after a day with the JCWClubman I couldn't think of anything more manly, sexy, just dirty... Damn.

thanks Bald's... I think I did tell a certain somebody that mini coopers are a lil bit... *clears throat* gay lol.

but you right, the John Cooper works, mamamiya! panty dropper!   :-[




since when did you 2 become the measuring instruments for manhood?

 

I too would like to know the answer to this question sir

It's a power bestowed upon us by the big man himself. You see my kind sir, with the vagina comes great reward and this power is one of them. So we feel that its only right that we avail this kind of information to you, for your own good because I would hate that a man with your great looks and personality be labeled gay. It would in fact be a waste.   

nccca this girl'o! she speaks truth'o! *niga accent*

u 2...



voetsek!

FTSEK nawe stabane!

Yu yu yu yu... Sir Black you gonna leave it so? (coloured accent) Ngendi bomvu... yu yu yu  :o  :o  :o
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: Touareg on December 11, 2009, 12:17:41 PM
At least one Christmas wish came true, I got a new job. Now for the Jimmys.

congratulations.

Thanks buddy. But I must say though father Christmas has a f**** up sense of humour. I asked for a job and he gives it to me, in another city... Fat bastard.

which city now?

P.E like what the hell happens in PE?

Yo that's my home town...dont sleep that place is the shyyyyyiiiiiit!!!!
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: RearrangedReality on December 11, 2009, 01:43:06 PM
At least one Christmas wish came true, I got a new job. Now for the Jimmys.

congratulations.

Thanks buddy. But I must say though father Christmas has a f**** up sense of humour. I asked for a job and he gives it to me, in another city... Fat bastard.

which city now?

P.E like what the hell happens in PE?

Yo that's my home town...dont sleep that place is the shyyyyyiiiiiit!!!!

we dont believe you peto
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on December 11, 2009, 01:54:21 PM
(http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200905/mini-jcw-world-champ-1_460x0w.jpg)

 :'(

Always thought guy in a MINI looked a bit fruity but after a day with the JCWClubman I couldn't think of anything more manly, sexy, just dirty... Damn.

thanks Bald's... I think I did tell a certain somebody that mini coopers are a lil bit... *clears throat* gay lol.

but you right, the John Cooper works, mamamiya! panty dropper!   :-[




since when did you 2 become the measuring instruments for manhood?

 

I too would like to know the answer to this question sir

It's a power bestowed upon us by the big man himself. You see my kind sir, with the vagina comes great reward and this power is one of them. So we feel that its only right that we avail this kind of information to you, for your own good because I would hate that a man with your great looks and personality be labeled gay. It would in fact be a waste.   

nccca this girl'o! she speaks truth'o! *niga accent*

u 2...



voetsek!

FTSEK nawe stabane!


u dont want to be calling me names wena.

i have dirt on u
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Mighty Loks on December 11, 2009, 02:04:12 PM
u dont want to be calling me names wena.
i have dirt on u


Sir Black I say you need to exposion her a**. Calling you istabane. That aint right. Just plain disrespectful if you ask me. 
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on December 11, 2009, 02:13:02 PM
u dont want to be calling me names wena.
i have dirt on u


Sir Black I say you need to exposion her as. Calling you istabane. That aint right. Just plain disrespectful if you ask me. 

You are next. u started it. instigator
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Mighty Loks on December 11, 2009, 02:17:39 PM
u dont want to be calling me names wena.
i have dirt on u


Sir Black I say you need to exposion her as. Calling you istabane. That aint right. Just plain disrespectful if you ask me. 

You are next. u started it. instigator

But I wurve you.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: MrC The Rap God Almighty on December 11, 2009, 02:49:33 PM
Ya'll be careful now. Ms Deane is my adopted sister.And u know how i get down.

* * Happy Christmas to you all **  ;D
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: The Mighty Loks on December 11, 2009, 03:15:44 PM
Ya'll be careful now. Ms Deane is my adopted sister.And u know how i get down.

* * Happy Christmas to you all **  ;D

Merry Christmas to you too.
Ok well my other Christmas Wish is about to come true.I'm out this bitch to a beach near me. So keep safe. Don't drink and drive. Use a condom. Much love.
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: msdeane on December 11, 2009, 03:16:12 PM
(http://pictures.topspeed.com/IMG/crop/200905/mini-jcw-world-champ-1_460x0w.jpg)

 :'(

Always thought guy in a MINI looked a bit fruity but after a day with the JCWClubman I couldn't think of anything more manly, sexy, just dirty... Damn.

thanks Bald's... I think I did tell a certain somebody that mini coopers are a lil bit... *clears throat* gay lol.

but you right, the John Cooper works, mamamiya! panty dropper!   :-[




since when did you 2 become the measuring instruments for manhood?

 

I too would like to know the answer to this question sir

It's a power bestowed upon us by the big man himself. You see my kind sir, with the vagina comes great reward and this power is one of them. So we feel that its only right that we avail this kind of information to you, for your own good because I would hate that a man with your great looks and personality be labeled gay. It would in fact be a waste.   

nccca this girl'o! she speaks truth'o! *niga accent*

u 2...



voetsek!

FTSEK nawe stabane!


u dont want to be calling me names wena.

i have dirt on u

I have no Idea what you are referring to  ::) really now!
Title: Re: Christmas wishlist
Post by: msdeane on December 11, 2009, 03:18:54 PM
Ya'll be careful now. Ms Deane is my adopted sister.And u know how i get down.

* * Happy Christmas to you all **  ;D

thanks Carly Warly - I know you will sort all of them out with just one punchline!!

ahhhh *skips off into the distance*

Hey Sir black,  :P :P :P

Ma big brother will sort you out NOW!