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Title: She's not Xhosa.
Post by: The Mighty Loks on January 22, 2010, 11:51:57 AM
Girl got prankked on YFm...


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Title: Re: She's not Xhosa.
Post by: Tuboy on January 22, 2010, 11:55:27 AM
Dzaaaaaaamnnnnnn!!!! ja neh
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Post by: MrC The Rap God Almighty on January 22, 2010, 12:19:23 PM
LMAO !!!!
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Post by: RearrangedReality on January 22, 2010, 12:40:20 PM
bishes, nc nc nc...


not a well executed prank though
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Post by: Tuboy on January 22, 2010, 01:51:42 PM
bishes, nc nc nc...


not a well executed prank though

Ja the nigga caught feelings aswell lol
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Post by: The Angry Hand of God on January 22, 2010, 03:15:41 PM
Bad execution, but she is a dirty golddigger though.

There are a lot of those going around nowadays.
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Post by: Naturelle on January 22, 2010, 03:22:59 PM
I wouldn't give you my number if don't have a car, you are not my type.
I've never heard that blinging and bringing phrase, FUNNNYYY!
Title: Re: She's not Xhosa.
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on January 22, 2010, 03:34:24 PM
what a dirty slore
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Post by: The Angry Hand of God on January 22, 2010, 03:35:14 PM
I find it disgusting.

But that's how girls are nowadays. I hit on a chick once and she was similar to this bitch. Since I'm not the flashy type and don't have any silly jewellery, by which the cla** of coloured men are measured by the women of their species, she hardly gave me the time of day.

Then when me and the boyses pulled out a bottle of Hennessey and a Glenfiddich 18 yr old her entire demeanor changed. She actually had the nerve to say, "I see you uys have some cla**."

I f***ed her anyway, gave her "the treatment" and afterwards told her what I think of her. She was pissed.

Why are you women like this? Don't you feel disgusted with yourselves?
Title: Re: She's not Xhosa.
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on January 22, 2010, 03:42:57 PM
I find it disgusting.

But that's how girls are nowadays. I hit on a chick once and she was similar to this bitch. Since I'm not the flashy type and don't have any silly jewellery, by which the cla** of coloured men are measured by the women of their species, she hardly gave me the time of day.

Then when me and the boyses pulled out a bottle of Hennessey and a Glenfiddich 18 yr old her entire demeanor changed. She actually had the nerve to say, "I see you uys have some cla**."

I f***ed her anyway, gave her "the treatment" and afterwards told her what I think of her. She was pissed.

Why are you women like this? Don't you feel disgusted with yourselves?

excellent choice but I have to say I also hate being defined by what I drink, so what if im rich and i just happen to like black label is bish not gonna let me hit
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Post by: The Angry Hand of God on January 22, 2010, 04:00:13 PM
yep.

You have to impress them with your money to get the poundage. I think the fact that I was drinking a Black label when I first stepped to her was what put her off.

I doubt she'll ever hook up with a guy for his booze though, I totally treated her like a dirty whore. I even spat in her mouth when giving her "the treatment".
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Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on January 22, 2010, 04:25:55 PM
yep.

You have to impress them with your money to get the poundage. I think the fact that I was drinking a Black label when I first stepped to her was what put her off.

I doubt she'll ever hook up with a guy for his booze though, I totally treated her like a dirty whore. I even spat in her mouth when giving her "the treatment".

reminds me of that hatef*** episode of californication
Title: Re: She's not Xhosa.
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on January 22, 2010, 04:38:54 PM
Where can I get Californication? I have only seen three episodes and it was awesome.

That is basically the premise of the treatment. You treat them so badly, that they realise you think nothing of them and are just using them as a cumbucket. Certain women deserve this.

Cue moralfags  with their pro-women bullshit...
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Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on January 22, 2010, 04:55:21 PM
Where can I get Californication? I have only seen three episodes and it was awesome.

That is basically the premise of the treatment. You treat them so badly, that they realise you think nothing of them and are just using them as a cumbucket. Certain women deserve this.

Cue moralfags  with their pro-women bullshit...

will PM asap
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Post by: msdeane on January 29, 2010, 09:38:00 AM
yep.

You have to impress them with your money to get the poundage. I think the fact that I was drinking a Black label when I first stepped to her was what put her off.

I doubt she'll ever hook up with a guy for his booze though, I totally treated her like a dirty whore. I even spat in her mouth when giving her "the treatment".

you figured it out?!!! like all on your own?
 oh wow, this is huge!

you heard the chick, if you aint blinging you aint bringing!

anybody wanna go on a date?   ;D
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Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on January 29, 2010, 09:47:38 AM
yep.

You have to impress them with your money to get the poundage. I think the fact that I was drinking a Black label when I first stepped to her was what put her off.

I doubt she'll ever hook up with a guy for his booze though, I totally treated her like a dirty whore. I even spat in her mouth when giving her "the treatment".

you figured it out?!!! like all on your own?
 oh wow, this is huge!

you heard the chick, if you aint blinging you aint bringing!

anybody wanna go on a date?   ;D


 :o :o
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Post by: Papa ThReAdS on January 29, 2010, 09:48:52 AM
yep.

You have to impress them with your money to get the poundage. I think the fact that I was drinking a Black label when I first stepped to her was what put her off.

I doubt she'll ever hook up with a guy for his booze though, I totally treated her like a dirty whore. I even spat in her mouth when giving her "the treatment".

you figured it out?!!! like all on your own?
 oh wow, this is huge!

you heard the chick, if you aint blinging you aint bringing!

anybody wanna go on a date?   ;D


Il go out with you. But only if you toss my salad. Not just the rim, the inside too. And if you let me come on your open eyes, after i deep throat you for 15 minutes without gagging. But you cant kiss me after having my junk in your mouth, and more especially after tossing my salad.

Il go out with you if you can do all this cool stuff. If not, you aint my type. You are just a standard slag with no ambition.

Primi Piatti Blackheath? Say 6pm??
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Post by: the panic! on January 29, 2010, 11:25:54 AM
some cats have double standards in these situations, though.they deliberately use money to bait girls who arent sexually attracted to them and afterwards they call them names. you used her for sex (knowing shes not attracted to you, how can it be mutual pleasure?) and she used your money to forget how you look, your lack of personality etc. it happens. unless we're talking about relationships i wouldnt bring moral judgements anywhere near the shit men and women get up to after hours. the whole shit is bugged and no ones better than the next person, in my view. its all a precarious game of chase and grab and everybodys got an agenda so f*** you and the world you live in.
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Post by: Papa ThReAdS on January 29, 2010, 11:29:02 AM
some cats have double standards in these situations, though.they deliberately use money to bait girls who arent sexually attracted to them and afterwards they call them names. you used her for sex (knowing shes not attracted to you, how can it be mutual pleasure?) and she used your money to forget how you look, your lack of personality etc. it happens. unless we're talking about relationships i wouldnt bring moral judgements anywhere near the shit men and women get up to after hours. the whole shit is bugged and no ones better than the next person, in my view. its all a precarious game of chase and grab and everybodys got an agenda so f*** you and the world you live in.

Why cant we just call all women whores and close this thread?
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Post by: MrC The Rap God Almighty on January 29, 2010, 11:31:50 AM

you figured it out?!!! like all on your own?
 oh wow, this is huge!

you heard the chick, if you aint blinging you aint bringing!

anybody wanna go on a date?   ;D



hey wena, what's all this rubbish ? im gonna tell your mother. sies man.  ;D

Title: Re: She's not Xhosa.
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on January 29, 2010, 11:33:33 AM
some cats have double standards in these situations, though.they deliberately use money to bait girls who arent sexually attracted to them and afterwards they call them names. you used her for sex (knowing shes not attracted to you, how can it be mutual pleasure?) and she used your money to forget how you look, your lack of personality etc. it happens. unless we're talking about relationships i wouldnt bring moral judgements anywhere near the shit men and women get up to after hours. the whole shit is bugged and no ones better than the next person, in my view. its all a precarious game of chase and grab and everybodys got an agenda so f*** you and the world you live in.

Why cant we just call all women whores and close this thread?

I hereby declare this thread closed
Title: Re: She's not Xhosa.
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on January 29, 2010, 12:04:26 PM

you figured it out?!!! like all on your own?
 oh wow, this is huge!

you heard the chick, if you aint blinging you aint bringing!

anybody wanna go on a date?   ;D



hey wena, what's all this rubbish ? im gonna tell your mother. sies man.  ;D



when doing so please give her a sjambok so she can effectively drive the message home

thank you
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Post by: Mrs Jones on January 30, 2010, 03:20:21 AM
hahahahahahahahahaha @standard loser, damn she's hush!
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Post by: 1kind on January 31, 2010, 09:37:02 PM

Primi Piatti Blackheath? Say 6pm??

That is already a FAIL.
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Post by: The Angry Hand of God on February 01, 2010, 11:51:30 AM
I agree. Taking a chick to Primi is a major waste of money. food there is expensive.

Whatever happened to taking a chick to Chicken licken for some hotwings and a cooldrink?
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Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on February 01, 2010, 12:00:09 PM
I agree. Taking a chick to Primi is a major waste of money. food there is expensive.

Whatever happened to taking a chick to Chicken licken for some hotwings and a cooldrink?

bish would'nt even get a bunny chow and 1.5 liter coke outta me
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Post by: The KWEDZA HOD on February 01, 2010, 01:29:05 PM
Fail on the bunny chow, chicks these days gonna want some lattee.... Oh how ever you spell this french food. SmH at that
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Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on February 01, 2010, 02:00:40 PM
there better be a cape with an S hanging out of that pussy or she can make her own latte`
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Post by: The KWEDZA HOD on February 01, 2010, 02:10:13 PM
Lmao! And em chicks who wanna go to fancy joints with starters on the menu?

I'm sorry I must be hecticly black or something, but what are starters for?
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Post by: msdeane on February 01, 2010, 02:15:09 PM

you figured it out?!!! like all on your own?
 oh wow, this is huge!

you heard the chick, if you aint blinging you aint bringing!

anybody wanna go on a date?   ;D



hey wena, what's all this rubbish ? im gonna tell your mother. sies man.  ;D



when doing so please give her a sjambok so she can effectively drive the message home

thank you

ASKIES abuti Carl :(

but really - I agree with Panic. give and take this whole situation.

Lmao! And em chicks who wanna go to fancy joints with starters on the menu?

I'm sorry I must be hecticly black or something, but what are starters for?

ladies & gents - meet Patrick from Mapetla.  Aint bring shit!!!!!!
Title: Re: She's not Xhosa.
Post by: The KWEDZA HOD on February 01, 2010, 02:20:38 PM
Wow!!! That's an ingenius answer! Well done