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Title: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: briCK on May 20, 2010, 10:31:51 AM
I believe that everyone is entitled to they opinion and preference etc etc...

For those that don't know, there is apparently a long running TV Series named LOST.

I first saw it among my sister's other collection such as Sex In The City, Desperate House wifes and other female monstrosities, I naturally a**umed lost, is an artsy pink ribbon and butterfly clip way of shortening some girl name monstrosity to the magnitude of "Lost soul mates found in candy stripes or some other "clever" way of naming a girly series.


To put you in perspective, I rather watch 50 / 50 than desperate house wives, so i would have never watched lost at ALL.

My sister tried, as she has tried before  when she wanted to convince me to go out with a friend of hers, she tried and failed then and she failed this time around with making me watch LOST, I promise you will like it.

I look at her and ask her? Do you like it, she says yes, which means no to me, Siblings are beautiful, God designed us to repel each other in everyday, I have nothing in common with my siblings which is good cos we don't fight over anything, as if sibling rivalry on its own is not enough.


One Detox  sunday after a night out with the girls, YES I have nights when I hang with bitch and let my hair down  ::)

anyway one Sunday the previous day was spent drinking with my girl who insisted I drink cocktails, so we could share the same gla** and straw  ::)

cos she was feeling romantic...so we drank cocktails shared cherries..yes I get that nauseatingly romantic , I bite half, tongue feed her and top it off with a nice kiss and girly giggling... nauseating!

It was her birthday...so what could I do.

Anyway, I suppose I still had some left over girl fuel in me that I decided let me watch some girly flicks and hopefully fall asleep as I detox on that Sunday....

I look at the Disks ...I see LOST and remember my sister saying she LOVED LOVED LOVED it so I figured it must be the girliest of them..so I pops the shit in...


Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: briCK on May 20, 2010, 11:01:51 AM
As I lie on the couch, eat grape fruits, drink grape fruit juice and some other concoctions to remove gall bladder stones and detox my body I watch as LOST started....


"How original a love story in a deserted Island this should be fun"

Jack and Kate meet and I can see the whole story...two strangers brought together by a tragic accident....Love conquers even if you LOST in a deserted island...


So My mind was set on not enjoying this shit...to my surprise by end OF season one ..I was wide awake, Had ignore my girl's calls, f*** you and your soft lips I'd rather watch lost..

So cutting an annoyingly long and unnessesary into to my issues lets say As I watch season 6 a part of me still thinks..GOD thank you for making me watch this I can't belive I almost missed such good shit..THANK YOU so...What I am tryna establish is that I am a HUGE fan...well not THAT huge...buying Dhama Initiative logo embrossed memorabilia is a "learn Klingon" fanatisism I leave to white boys and Chinese girls!





Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: briCK on May 20, 2010, 11:14:46 AM
Enter Kate Austin!!!
 >:(
 >:(
 >:(


I swear I dunno how to contain my food when I see her, when I see the shit she does..the bile burns my throat.

If its white female behaviour its fine but she exhibits the very traits that our "enlightened sisters" exhibit and that makes me wanna VOMIT...

without...getting Mel my cold milk Americano Latte hot and bothered...and filleting my penis I can only talk about black girls coz thats whom I got my eye on and am rooting for hoping they can do better.

I have no doubt there are black males with these traits Its that I never pay any attention to them, so please be nice!




The only trait thought she does not share with sisters is that she is ALWAYS f***ing dirty, she's always climbing trees, she really really pisses me off.

I would not have sex with her to save the human race, if we were stranded in an island with no food....best belive the night she sleeps is her last on this earth...i'd feast on Kate bites, kate stokkies, Kate eisbein, amanqina of Kate, Kate fingers, droe Kate Wors ...I'd make a meal of it

Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: briCK on May 20, 2010, 11:23:28 AM
Dunno what 'd do with the bones, but It won't be nice....

no beef!


Lets look at the crux of the matter...

He relationalship with the men on the island...


bear with me lets say its not an Island its the real world...how many things does Kate do that reminds you of the thinking and actions of out sisters!


***** BREATHE BREATHE *****
 >:(
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: Mrs Jones on May 20, 2010, 12:09:50 PM
Honestly now Brick, how many episodes do you have of season6? Cause the last time I asked you, you said that you have the whole season6 which then was a lie, that was like saying you have the whole season3 of Boondocks (impossible). Anyway, the finale is on the 23May, and I'd like to watch 1 16 before that, could you please hook me up with what you have?
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: rob_one on May 20, 2010, 12:26:16 PM
All I know is, I'm pretty damn sick of Lost. I want the damn thing to end, and so help me if every mystery isn't solved I will hunt down Carlton Cuse and disembowel him.
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: briCK on May 20, 2010, 12:27:20 PM
Honestly now Brick, how many episodes do you have of season6? Cause the last time I asked you, you said that you have the whole season6 which then was a lie, that was like saying you have the whole season3 of Boondocks (impossible). Anyway, the finale is on the 23May, and I'd like to watch 1 16 before that, could you please hook me up with what you have?


I have 10...I thought I had the whole thing coz the person who had given them to me said its the whole thing....only when I started watching did I find out I did not have the whole some episodes are missing but you can piece shit together
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: Mrs Jones on May 20, 2010, 12:48:13 PM
Honestly now Brick, how many episodes do you have of season6? Cause the last time I asked you, you said that you have the whole season6 which then was a lie, that was like saying you have the whole season3 of Boondocks (impossible). Anyway, the finale is on the 23May, and I'd like to watch 1 – 16 before that, could you please hook me up with what you have?


I have 10...I thought I had the whole thing coz the person who had given them to me said its the whole thing....only when I started watching did I find out I did not have the whole some episodes are missing but you can piece shit together
I'm gonna be very sad to see this series go, it's one of my favourite of all time, of all time!!!
John Locke is a G.
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: the panic! on May 20, 2010, 12:52:55 PM
also used to watch with my sis...gave up around season 3. too convoluted, loose-ended, soap-operasque and time-consuming.
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on May 20, 2010, 03:23:36 PM
was anyone into dirty sexy money?
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: DarkBlood on May 20, 2010, 03:46:53 PM
Enter Kate Austin!!!
 >:(
 >:(
 >:(


I swear I dunno how to contain my food when I see her, when I see the shit she does..the bile burns my throat.

If its white female behaviour its fine but she exhibits the very traits that our "enlightened sisters" exhibit and that makes me wanna VOMIT...

without...getting Mel my cold milk Americano Latte hot and bothered...and filleting my penis I can only talk about black girls coz thats whom I got my eye on and am rooting for hoping they can do better.

I have no doubt there are black males with these traits Its that I never pay any attention to them, so please be nice!




The only trait thought she does not share with sisters is that she is ALWAYS f***ing dirty, she's always climbing trees, she really really pisses me off.

I would not have sex with her to save the human race, if we were stranded in an island with no food....best belive the night she sleeps is her last on this earth...i'd feast on Kate bites, kate stokkies, Kate eisbein, amanqina of Kate, Kate fingers, droe Kate Wors ...I'd make a meal of it

I'm sorry, I'm Lost (hehe, get it? Lost?) but what did Kate Austen ever do to you bra? Where is this beef coming from? I'm like super condom-fused.
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: The Mighty Loks on May 20, 2010, 04:13:24 PM
was anyone into dirty sexy money?

Yep.
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: Beloe on May 20, 2010, 05:24:15 PM
Word word this bitch is poison f*** kate austen. She dun bin f***in up plans, pickpocketing cats, jacking babies to look good on trial, while  saying she wont use the baby!! nah fam much props
FuS
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: briCK on May 20, 2010, 08:39:53 PM
So....

Lets check the stats.

Two bi-polar cats..Jack and Swayer

this bitch wants boths these niggaz to serve different purposes right?

right?

Comming closer to my "Sisters"

but not there yet...


watch that bitch!
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: briCK on May 20, 2010, 08:50:47 PM
Word word this bitch is poison f*** kate austen. She dun bin f***in up plans, pickpocketing cats, jacking babies to look good on trial, while  saying she wont use the baby!! nah fam much props
FuS

Exactly!

some of our sisters LIVE the Kate lifestyle and think we aint watchin!

nc!
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: briCK on May 21, 2010, 09:21:29 AM
The f*** is Toff-o-Lux?

I can't belive that I am grouped with these kids...anytime someone asks me..so you a head..

I SAY NO NOT A  CHANCE !

if you have never tasted a toff-o-lux don't address me, I tell you these youngenz in Hip hop annoy the shit out of me..infact....youngenz and Kate Austin are my nemesis for the month...I'll back off the monkies and the sisters for a while...


"Thats why 13 years old shouldn't rap! ..nigga sound like he got a nipple in his mouth" --- Thugnif!

Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: briCK on May 21, 2010, 09:32:38 AM
Is alchohol really THAT nice? cummon now? ,I drink as much as the next alchoholic(difference being my drinks are more expesinve, rainbow colored and have little staw hats...) ... but What reason is there to have a TARVEN PACKED IN THE MORNING..."Ayyo doggie! we have bathed and we are going to WORK...you still downing BALCK nogal and still talking bout how you mis understood and ukuthi inyanga yakho yathini..."

Cummon people we better than that....not to say thought of calling in sick and joining the fella to show dem and make the circle bigger never crossed my mind, it did.


I mean someone like Kate, were she a nigga..she would do such uncooth shit, she would not consider the concequences....coz why...she honestly behaves like a Primate..I know I am offending a lot of blacks....I mean primates...coz these monkies will tell you straight up.."HEY Doggie..watch yourself..i am a CHIMP...get it CHIMP...don't call me a f***ing gorilla!"

What I mean is that Kate is driven by the illusion that her snatch is made of gold...see how she hates any other female she wants to be the ONLY female...like some of our sisters....

She even hates on flat chested, flat a**ed.cock eyed Korean bitch!!...nah Kate..Check yourself


She scofs off a Cool nigga like Sayid and throws her snatch at Jack, who in my eyes is the biggest faggot to ever live..

.....
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: briCK on May 21, 2010, 09:41:50 AM
I like how these niggas dealt  with...Kate tho...I mean Jack and Sawyer...

Sawyer slick he hit that effortlessly, Jack is just stupid! .."Nigga look, we in the jungle there is no time to fall in love and watch a romantic thing, bud! its in the wild out here...Fat hurly is tryna nut in her too and here you are tryna wify a jelous directionless hoe! , that aint a good look jack...no it aint!"



Anyway....Whats that Very white Bitch...white in action, look EVERYTHING...the one that Sawyer was shaking up with? THAT a gully bitch! ,In a full out war..againt these females, i'd recruit her to play double agent...bitch hard as shit....GANSTER bitch....I like how she told Kate off..

Sound familiar, our sisters we hit on them hit on them till a woman crosses our path and we forget ... her wrong phone number giving a**, her "what car you got" thinking a**

Then when you scooped by some hoe, she starts crying about..Why me, Why me...Black guys don't love me....K FINE...i'll get at them by ucking some Sawyer Type nigga who really don' give a shit...a nigga who get pussy on reg...while you are catching feeling he thinking about the next slut...next thing you know..OUR SISTERS become male bashing bitches..yet all along...with they Kate like behaviour thiking they slick...f***ing some nigga on the low, while chumping a chump!


get well soon!
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: the panic! on May 21, 2010, 09:43:09 AM
ha ha, life is short and meaningless, anyway. let the people drink. might as well make yourself happy with what you have, doing what you want.

yo they havent killed off that Sayid cat, yet? he was cool. lol at 'Jack is the biggest faggot to ever live'.
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: briCK on May 21, 2010, 11:17:30 AM
ha ha, life is short and meaningless, anyway. let the people drink. might as well make yourself happy with what you have, doing what you want.

yo they havent killed off that Sayid cat, yet? he was cool. lol at 'Jack is the biggest faggot to ever live'.

Yeah but dude....its 7am...but I understand, when I had nothing to do, Monday mornings I'd have a black in hand loling at niggaz going to work....

I remmeber, one hot day when there a Taxi strike..I seen this cat walk past eying my ICE Cold Amstel....on his way to work...15minutes later this dude walks in talking bout "eita,....theres a strike, so ngiyay'hlaba..."all the while ordering a Amstel...

I watched nigga drink it like he never drank a beer in his life and Nigga smiled at me and said...this is by far the best beer I have ever drank....



That Kate Hoe, killed her boyfreind, killed her momma's man...I mean what more can a woman do?

She leads a nigga on...till they bout to get married and all the while she been lying about her name.



Its when I saw her speak with her dad that I thought..See..thats why the sisters have problems with us men....Daddy issues.

[SIDEBAR]

"Guys want a woman like they mother!"

this is bullshit!...

well its true but its phrased all wrong...it sounds like some Freuderesque incestuous bullshit!

we want a WOMAN who can raise our children, we are thankfull to our moms, we want our kids to have moms who are responsile like our moms ...not LIKE our moms.


[END OF SIDEBAR]

So the jist of the truth is that..Kates mom...like some of our Sister's moms are at fault...
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: briCK on May 21, 2010, 11:27:44 AM
If Girls are honest they will tell you they mom told them what kind of man they should be with...

"the briCKs of this world, keep away frm, tough the sex will be awesome, the time with him mentally stimulating...he aint shit! he won't show you the world...so my daughter..keep away from briCKs and they walls"


She gets married to....lets see, a Jack type of guy who gives her all she wanted in life and then what?

she goes HUNTING for the briCKs of the world falls in love with him, leaves her husband for briCK,

she: "Guess what?"
briCK: "what?"
her:   "I left him"
briCK:  "who?"
she: "My husband"
briCK: "where? whats wrong with his car"
her: "No silly, I divoced him"
briCK: "why?"
she: "So I can be with you!"
briCK" I don't do single women...peace!"

Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: the panic! on May 21, 2010, 11:40:36 AM
ait, ait 7am is kinda f***ed, even by my standards. how the f*** are you gonna see it through to the night? lmao of the Kate shit! thats evil right there, ha ha! . .i never understood this daddy issues shit, though. it gets thrown around a lot.
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: briCK on May 21, 2010, 11:41:42 AM
She will then go back to teh Jack type cat...and start to  :'( and tell him some story a simp like that will listen to...


Being the simp he is he takes her back....then briCK type comes along..and sweeps her off her feet

and the same vicious circle continues!



I got the broad calling me at three in the am talking bout I miss you kiss me through the phone!
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on May 21, 2010, 11:42:18 AM
Yeah! f*** a bish with daddy issues!

I aint your daddy bitch!! I AINT YOUR DAADDDEEEYYY!!!
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: Mrs Jones on May 21, 2010, 11:55:06 AM
Yeah! f*** a bish with daddy issues!

I aint your daddy bitch!! I AINT YOUR DAADDDEEEYYY!!!
Hahahahahahahahaha Lmao mxm, you stupid!
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: the panic! on May 21, 2010, 12:58:38 PM
She will then go back to teh Jack type cat...and start to  :'( and tell him some story a simp like that will listen to...


Being the simp he is he takes her back....then briCK type comes along..and sweeps her off her feet

and the same vicious circle continues!



I got the broad calling me at three in the am talking bout I miss you kiss me through the phone!
yo this shit is cold. part of the reason why brothers aint trying to stay steady. maybe sisters should get this shit on lock before they complain about cats? do you guys think this happens mainly with black people or its a universal thing?
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: Mrs Jones on May 21, 2010, 02:32:38 PM
As long as human folk roam the earth, life will forever be cold, hard and cruel!
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: briCK on May 21, 2010, 03:13:10 PM
I remmber...

i first spoke to a white person in 1993, lets get that out there..K

i was in English Cla**, unprepared speech about what I did over the weekend..

briCK     : We did some work and I ate insides
Teacher : okay....what is insides?
briCK     : Insides of a cow?
Teacher : Ofals??? (don'k know how to spell it)
briCK      :  Mam as a blek to us its a delicious delicacy...its not awful...its nice
Teacher  : Okay..

yeah ne


Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: DarkBlood on May 21, 2010, 04:25:10 PM
I'm still trying to follow where the hate for Kate came from. Is this Kate Austen herself or Kate Austen's character in Lost?

Madoda! I is super-lost.
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: briCK on May 24, 2010, 09:34:12 AM
I'm still trying to follow where the hate for Kate came from. Is this Kate Austen herself or Kate Austen's character in Lost?

Madoda! I is super-lost.


She was perfectly cast...so her and her character can lick my balls...


So this hoe gets married to Jack and then they break-up...she returns to the Island and start f***ing with a Swayer and his happy home....Acting all innocent while ALL the time she thinking f*** Jack and and his substandard dick game! ..I am all about Swayer...sounds to Sister Scorned shit to me!





Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: Mrs Jones on May 24, 2010, 09:57:39 AM
Season6 is starting on mnet nextweek so I'll watch it there. Could you please, whatever you do, not write down what happens in Season6, thanks in advance.  End of season5, Ben gets manipulated by some guy to kill Jacob, can't wait to see if he actually does it!
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: watziznehmegin on May 24, 2010, 02:59:04 PM
Just watched the season finale last night,.. should I spoil?
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on May 24, 2010, 03:13:40 PM
Just watched the season finale last night,.. should I spoil?

Yes!! WHat happened??!
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: watziznehmegin on May 24, 2010, 03:28:25 PM
I'll give this another hour or two, if there are no objections I'll spill the beans,...
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on May 24, 2010, 03:35:57 PM
Come on guy, just say please we all wanna know!!
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: Mrs Jones on May 24, 2010, 04:29:44 PM
The f***??????? Noooooo Watz, don't do it please, hush!
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: watziznehmegin on May 24, 2010, 05:35:34 PM
Ok fine,  :D I'll PM the closing to Senor Riggz.
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on May 25, 2010, 07:25:17 AM
So everybody dies in LOST!!

What a cool ending! Wow! I think im going to start watching this series from season one just to see what the hype is about, now that i know the ending
Title: Re: Off Kate Austin, Chronic indigestion and bile!
Post by: briCK on May 25, 2010, 08:38:35 AM
THIS THREAD IS NOT ABOUT LOST!/...

its about about our sisters LOST , in the world....and I happened to find a living example in LOST, so please don't spoil it for Uyaz...she will ALWAYS blame it on...why well coz thats what girls do!!!




onward....


A freind of mine and his wife recently "took a break from each other" which is a nice way / euphemisim (step your vocab game up niggaz!)  to say "its the begining of the end" sad indeed....


Now I'd like to ask....what is the cool off / pre-rebound-relashionship phase?(step your conjunction and wordsmithing game up niggaz!)


Surly....really really really being married for 6years two weeks is too short to be brig new niggaz home....right right?

Wel try and explain that to this Kate like sister..I swear I am not a mysigynist but the females make it hard to not belive the stories..

"women are like monkeys"

I took offense, coz it was a white guy saying this...I calmed down coz this is a cirular sentance(step you create-nonsensical-seeminly-senseful-sentances gameup niggaz!)

A monkey will hold on to the last branch till its sure its got a sufficient grip on the next branch so she can swing from dick to dick you triffling hoe!  (step your pissed of at these hoes game up niggaz!)

HONESTLY what is the guy to think? TWO weeks obvioulsly its been going on for a minute!

lets take a practical example from that that that...fikkle, standpointless, every dick chansing  Kate Austin...She was getting married..HIGHEST COMMITMENT SHIT..

[SIDEBAR]

Is it acceptable for Ruckus to be on Chinese people?

He calls them Japs,

Yellow Nigga

and talks about cat flavoured breath....Its ridick I tell you riddik!




[/SIDEBAR]