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Title: The truth according to I, Lucifer
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on May 24, 2010, 11:45:10 AM
Mortals,

'Tis I Lucern Ferre known to you heathens as Lucifer. I have been spoken of since days where your creator was yet to be imagined. Twas not 'til pale apes such as Tertullianus began to equate a being so intelligent, beautiful, and marvelous as me with the proposed root of all evil, Satan. You see, those pale apes in Roma desired control so they composed stories most devious in order to scare you idiots into submission and you all fell for it. Now you buffoons go to church every weekend seeking a light for salvation that does not exist. You all live your pitiful lives following a set of rules to a game that does not exist. You disconsolates utilize my name as a scapegoat for your misdoings as a way to justify your unwillingness to do what is right. What you morons don't understand is that I only exist because you allow me to. Your collective energies allow me to operate and covet thine wenches. The light that you seek is within you mortal.

Lastly, 'tis evident that thine arrogance recognizes not a boundary when you idiots begin to a**ume that such a being as magnificent, intelligent, and beautiful as I am would be concerned with the behaviors of upright walking baboons. I covet not your allegiance, nor your companionship, I covet wenches; you retarded apes cross my mind none. If thou happens upon adversity look to that muttonhead Yahweh as the source not I. For the record:

Twas not I who extirpated all but Noah and his family through the flooding of the Earth killing 30 Million.

Twas not I who rained fire and brimstone upon Sodom and Gomorrah killing no less than 1000.

Twas not I who smoted every Egyptian firstborn child totaling 500,000 deaths.

Post Scriptum: I am not thine enemy, thou are thine enemy.
Title: Re: The truth according to I, Lucifer
Post by: The Mighty Loks on May 24, 2010, 11:47:25 AM
^^^ You need God.
Title: Re: The truth according to I, Lucifer
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on May 24, 2010, 11:48:34 AM
Dude. at first i thought it was marginally amusing.

now


i think u might have a problem. 

Title: Re: The truth according to I, Lucifer
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on May 24, 2010, 11:50:21 AM
*YAWN*
Title: Re: The truth according to I, Lucifer
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on May 24, 2010, 11:51:16 AM
Attention whoring reaches historically EPIC proportions. A first for AG.
Title: Re: The truth according to I, Lucifer
Post by: The Mighty Loks on May 24, 2010, 11:52:57 AM
Mh I'm so hungry.
Title: Re: The truth according to I, Lucifer
Post by: Boss on May 24, 2010, 11:56:39 AM
Deacon is awesome im gona use this 4 my debate. u saved Ag from being traded in the JSE and off Bee control
Title: Re: The truth according to I, Lucifer
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on May 24, 2010, 11:57:32 AM
 :-\
Title: Re: The truth according to I, Lucifer
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on May 24, 2010, 11:57:57 AM
Khanyi Mbau is ugly yo!  fo reall!
Title: Re: The truth according to I, Lucifer
Post by: The Mighty Loks on May 24, 2010, 11:59:39 AM
Khanyi Mbau is ugly yo!  fo reall!

She actually isn't hey, she just puts too much make up on. I bumped into her once and she didn't have any make-up on and she looked pretty cool.
Title: Re: The truth according to I, Lucifer
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on May 24, 2010, 12:02:04 PM
Khanyi Mbau is ugly yo!  fo reall!

She actually isn't hey, she just puts too much make up on. I bumped into her once and she didn't have any make-up on and she looked pretty cool.

on an ugly scale of 1 to 10, 1 being not too ugly and 10 being slap your mama ugly, where would you place her?
Title: Re: The truth according to I, Lucifer
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on May 24, 2010, 12:02:54 PM
^^^ You need God.

Thine Mother
Title: Re: The truth according to I, Lucifer
Post by: General Ratzinger van Stilzkin on May 24, 2010, 12:07:18 PM
^^^ You need God.

Thine Mother

lol!
Title: Re: The truth according to I, Lucifer
Post by: The Mighty Loks on May 24, 2010, 12:07:40 PM
Khanyi Mbau is ugly yo!  fo reall!

She actually isn't hey, she just puts too much make up on. I bumped into her once and she didn't have any make-up on and she looked pretty cool.

on an ugly scale of 1 to 10, 1 being not too ugly and 10 being slap your mama ugly, where would you place her?

I'd say -3
Title: Re: The truth according to I, Lucifer
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on May 24, 2010, 12:18:08 PM
Khanyi Mbau is ugly yo!  fo reall!

I have this Mbau wench on my list, she shall succumb to injuries inflicted by her simp after he realizes she is responsible for the loss of all his earthly possessions
Title: Re: The truth according to I, Lucifer
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on May 24, 2010, 01:03:34 PM
Aye, attention whoring got you kicked out of heaven. You about to get it on AG too.
Title: Re: The truth according to I, Lucifer
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on May 24, 2010, 04:06:17 PM
Aye, attention whoring got you kicked out of heaven. You about to get it on AG too.

hey mang its not my fault god kept pushing back my release date
Title: Re: The truth according to I, Lucifer
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on May 24, 2010, 04:07:38 PM
Aye, attention whoring got you kicked out of heaven. You about to get it on AG too.

hey mang its not my fault god kept pushing back my release date

Well its gonna get pushed back another 2010 years if you keep coming online whoring for attention.
Title: Re: The truth according to I, Lucifer
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on May 24, 2010, 04:35:48 PM
you'd be pissed too having your tape pushed back for millenia
Title: Re: The truth according to I, Lucifer
Post by: Boss on May 24, 2010, 05:46:49 PM
is it me o deac is getting ethered in thir thread?
Title: Re: The truth according to I, Lucifer
Post by: Mrs Jones on May 25, 2010, 06:41:17 AM
Aye, attention whoring got you kicked out of heaven. You about to get it on AG too.

hey mang its not my fault god kept pushing back my release date

Well its gonna get pushed back another 2010 years if you keep coming online whoring for attention.
LMAO!
Title: Re: The truth according to I, Lucifer
Post by: Touareg on May 25, 2010, 08:49:39 AM
Khanyi Mbau is ugly yo!  fo reall!

She actually isn't hey, she just puts too much make up on. I bumped into her once and she didn't have any make-up on and she looked pretty cool.

on an ugly scale of 1 to 10, 1 being not too ugly and 10 being slap your mama ugly, where would you place her?

I'd say -3
Nah...I think she just a'ight...I'd give her a 5
I'd hit once and never call...
Title: Re: The truth according to I, Lucifer
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on May 25, 2010, 10:40:20 AM
Khanyi is a solid 6 on a good day.

I'd hit if I was drunk.
Title: Re: The truth according to I, Lucifer
Post by: Ramorethetho on May 26, 2010, 09:53:30 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KR7ghuXznHI/SYk0YI_8b0I/AAAAAAAACMw/CZOiomq5WYY/s400/218.JPG)

10/10

Title: Re: The truth according to I, Lucifer
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on May 26, 2010, 10:34:15 AM
She gets a firm 6. Id bareback that broad though, real talk. But i wouldnt stick around if she got preggies.