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Hip Hop Forums => General Discussion => Topic started by: briCK on July 02, 2010, 03:26:41 PM
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Is it not enough that you grotesque on the outside..you got be ugly in the inside too?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrg!!
Quick Story for I go simpin..
taking some girls who know nothing bought soccer to go watch a game at my expense!
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lol
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There is a shop where I buy biltong and other snacks on a reg..
the girl who serves at the till either does not feel me or did not attend..
"f*** I am Ugly, but that don't mean I have to be a 101"
I am big on greeting blacks, cos they ALWAYS want to talk ...tok tok tok tok tok tok..
So I usually say hie...watch her oblong cockeyed face frown at me and grab my shit..scan it..and throw
a plastic at me..
I let it slide..the fact that she ugly does not register its just that shit has a shitty attitude...
...convos in the office go along this line..."you where u off to?" "to buy chips""where? the shitty attitude girl"
So this broad...I have never really paid much attention to her until today.
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I meet this chick not at work but she out buying lunch or some shit...
I see her I wave.....
she gives me the..."pssssssssssssssssssssssssssh nigga please cold shoulder" the look a nigga in the eye so he know you heard him , but you jsut aint feeling his steez shit..
I snapped...
and grabbed the logs she calls her arms...
"Hey!"
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LMAO @ tok tok tok tok...Ha ha ha ha This shyit killed me mayn...
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Why didn't you just ignore her or better yet, go to another small shop to buy your snacks?
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smh at the title of this topic
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Why didn't you just ignore her or better yet, go to another small shop to buy your snacks?
I see no reason to change my routine to please this this....
I grab her and say..Hey..I know you you sell by the shop I work at..she says yes I know,
but you have no right to greet me , I am obliged to greet you by virtue of work but I keep
work and my personnal life seaprate...
She had this she too good to be seen speaking to me in public aura about her that ..FOR THE FIRST TIME..
I examined hat she looked like thinking perhaps is never saw the beuaty she posses...
fine her skin was flawless
by that I mean it had no scars....it is muiti-toned..its disgusting really, she got patches of pink, some caramel, and chocolate.
do let me using nice description(chocolate / caramel) disive you this is the PRIME resident of GrotesqueVille.
Her Top lip draker thatn the bottom which usually is a turn on for me but...it just made me sick.
Look people are people, I never THROUGHLY examines ones features..people fall in three categories.
well two...
normal and abnormal...
Most people are generally lookable then there are the two extremeities which are anomalies..
Extremly beutiful / or exremely ugly.. and
yeah f***..I am readin an interview by this obvious air head...
I want to be remmebered for being intelligent and not only as the beuatiful girl..
wow..How Narsisitic and chances are sweets IF you think saying such shallow shit will do
you good you are saddly mistaken...ALL people will remmber is or the pretty girl..
yeah I know her .. she dumb as shit but i'd hit that till the morning!
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There is nothing uglier than an ugly mean person, who thinks she is the shit.
I hate how you always step to a crew of chicks and it is always the ugliest one, who no one is interested in, who has the most attitude and tries to play hard to get, as if anyone actually wanted to get any.
They ruin the whole mood and then girls don't like it when you ask them to ditch their ugly friend. They act as if they didn't realise she was ugly.
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and then girls don't like it when you ask them to ditch their ugly friend.
Apparently bitch niggaz suffere from the same shit!
I won't go as far as to say I am ugly...but I am not "COOL" as in I won't wear f***ing skinney jeans
or whatever the fashion is unfortunatly some niggaz I used to roll with do / did.
We hit on a bunch of bitches and shit was cool...they planned to go to some club.
and said they'd go with my boys if my boys ditched me! which they did without telling me
they told me some story bout going to some family thing thing.
As fate would have it the cclub they were hitting with the bitches happened to be where my boy
was "running" then so I arrive at the club and get shipped straight to VIP...
I leave my pedestal to go mingle with the commoners!
And Lo and behold...my cool friends and the cool bitches were busy living it up!!
Me being me I pretended not to see em, nothing worse than being a bitch nigga and being stupid to
get caught up in a lie...
..i bumped into one of the bitches from the crew..she looked at me and asked..
"Do I know you" I told Y"es I am the guy you and your frends opted to ditch coz I am cramping
y'alls style so let me be"
and I slithered off
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Damn! I'm sorry that happened to you.
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_om7CVMlWaDY/SS4O7W9AWpI/AAAAAAAABYw/ourShfjPnHo/s320/good_will_hunting.jpg)
It's not your fault.
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Damn! I'm sorry that happened to you.
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_om7CVMlWaDY/SS4O7W9AWpI/AAAAAAAABYw/ourShfjPnHo/s320/good_will_hunting.jpg)
It's not your fault.
It is his mother f***ing fault! Who asked him to go around lookings so g0ddamned ugly?
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There is nothing uglier than an ugly mean person, who thinks she is the shit.
I hate how you always step to a crew of chicks and it is always the ugliest one, who no one is interested in, who has the most attitude and tries to play hard to get, as if anyone actually wanted to get any.
They ruin the whole mood and then girls don't like it when you ask them to ditch their ugly friend. They act as if they didn't realise she was ugly.
The trick when you meet a squad of broads with an ugly girl is to get friendly with the ugly girl. What they are after is attention too. Cats just see a squad and talk to everyone but the not so good looking chick. Hence she gets edgy. If you play your cards right she'll be on your side when you hit on your actual target. Step up your girl macking game negroes!
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Dude, thats the problem.
These ugs are the ones with the most attitude.
You step to them, being friendly to everyone and then when you try to speak to the ugly, she starts giving attitude, on som "What do you want?" bullshit, while her pretty friends are all friendly.
I have seen this happen numerous times. My boy once played wingman and tried pulling the ugly. Instead of her being grateful that she ight get poundage, she started telling her friends they must leave cos she isn't interested in being hit on, she just wants to have fun.
We all lost out, cos they left. Luckily we got digits and hooked them up later on that week, without the monster friend.
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I refuse to be nice to an ugmug that will disrespect my steeze and that that..
How many ugly people do you and thats no issue?
I blame it on the girlfriends...BITCHES lie to themselves , they frends in fact
to anyone withing hearing range..
Talking bout..
"Yo..I wish I was as big as you, you the in thing gurl....and that whole Natural no make-up unkemp look is in
Since maKhumalo became first Lady...ooooooh I'm envious"
BITCH please
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I refuse to be nice to an ugmug that will disrespect my steeze and that that..
How many ugly people do you and thats no issue?
I blame it on the girlfriends...BITCHES lie to themselves , they frends in fact
to anyone withing hearing range..
Talking bout..
"Yo..I wish I was as big as you, you the in thing gurl....and that whole Natural no make-up unkemp look is in
Since maKhumalo became first Lady...ooooooh I'm envious"
BITCH please
Ever thought that maybe she thinks you're ugly.
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Yeah...but even better reason to be nice to me...
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Dude, thats the problem.
These ugs are the ones with the most attitude.
You step to them, being friendly to everyone and then when you try to speak to the ugly, she starts giving attitude, on som "What do you want?" bullshit, while her pretty friends are all friendly.
I have seen this happen numerous times. My boy once played wingman and tried pulling the ugly. Instead of her being grateful that she ight get poundage, she started telling her friends they must leave cos she isn't interested in being hit on, she just wants to have fun.
We all lost out, cos they left. Luckily we got digits and hooked them up later on that week, without the monster friend.
you are right Pyro. It does happen this way too at times. But some chicks do ultimately get sense that they are losing out on fun because of their not so good looking friend and leave her behind at times. Which can be a problem because when you meet the same squad again, there is this chick who ends up spoilin things for everyone. You roll up expecting the fun like the first time you met them and she kills the mood with her comments and bad attitude.
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Yeah...but even better reason to be nice to me...
I'd like to know, would you be like this if she was pretty? I mean there's a lot of pretty girls that are seriously rude, or will the fact that she's a pretty face kill the fact that her attitude stinks?
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Yeah...but even better reason to be nice to me...
I'd like to know, would you be like this if she was pretty? I mean there's a lot of pretty girls that are seriously rude, or will the fact that she's a pretty face kill the fact that her attitude stinks?
Well pretty bitches have a short span of worth, so I let them get away with murder!
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This thread is pure jokes! LOL 8) 8) 8) as we have it in life, the ugly friend happens to have the controlling shares in the crew. i have no problem with that, having hardly ever bothered approaching feminines out of 'the blue', on 'that level'. i suggest you make friends with the enemy. 2/4 success rate. Maybe.
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I would like to know why guys holler so relentlessly on the streets at women they know damn well they can't get...whether because they themselves are ugly or they're a joe soap tryna get with a Kardashian type...why? *shots fired*
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I would like to know why guys holler so relentlessly on the streets at women they know damn well they can't get...whether because they themselves are ugly or they're a joe soap tryna get with a Kardashian type...why? *shots fired*
better to have tried and failed, in terms of feminines many may look like the 'mission impossible' situations but unless you try you never know, right? and what i, as an unworthy man lack in looks, financials etc i might as well make up for in confidence.
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I would like to know why guys holler so relentlessly on the streets at women they know damn well they can't get...whether because they themselves are ugly or they're a joe soap tryna get with a Kardashian type...why? *shots fired*
better to have tried and failed, in terms of feminines many may look like the 'mission impossible' situations but unless you try you never know, right? and what i, as an unworthy man lack in looks, financials etc i might as well make up for in confidence.
Ubuhle bendoda ziinkomo.
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I would like to know why guys holler so relentlessly on the streets at women they know damn well they can't get...whether because they themselves are ugly or they're a joe soap tryna get with a Kardashian type...why? *shots fired*
I have never stepped to a woman I think cannot get.
I realise my worth, and what I am capable of.
If I see a girl is the high maintenance type, I keep it moving. Funny enough, it has happened once or twice that broads I thought were high maintenance and not my type, stepped to me and my boys and ended up being super down to earth chicks, and all out freaks who just wanna party with the guys and actually hate the idea of people being afraid to approach them because of their appearance and money..
So, basically what I'm saying is, I think I can get any hot chick who is available and I am not gonna be put off by anything except shitty attitude, which is a no no.
I'll pound the shit out of you.
Send me your digits Anna.
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I would like to know why guys holler so relentlessly on the streets at women they know damn well they can't get...whether because they themselves are ugly or they're a joe soap tryna get with a Kardashian type...why? *shots fired*
better to have tried and failed, in terms of feminines many may look like the 'mission impossible' situations but unless you try you never know, right? and what i, as an unworthy man lack in looks, financials etc i might as well make up for in confidence.
Ubuhle bendoda ziinkomo.
My friend's dad says this all the time!
On some there's no such thing as an ugly dude...
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I would like to know why guys holler so relentlessly on the streets at women they know damn well they can't get...whether because they themselves are ugly or they're a joe soap tryna get with a Kardashian type...why? *shots fired*
better to have tried and failed, in terms of feminines many may look like the 'mission impossible' situations but unless you try you never know, right? and what i, as an unworthy man lack in looks, financials etc i might as well make up for in confidence.
Ubuhle bendoda ziinkomo.
That's what i'm sayin u see and i know enough females who don't see a man's 'looks' like that
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no such thing as an ugly dude...
I disagree
(http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/3/ugly-men.jpg)
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no such thing as an ugly dude...
I disagree
(http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/3/ugly-men.jpg)
:o ... this can't be life...
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I would like to know why guys holler so relentlessly on the streets at women they know damn well they can't get...whether because they themselves are ugly or they're a joe soap tryna get with a Kardashian type...why? *shots fired*
better to have tried and failed, in terms of feminines many may look like the 'mission impossible' situations but unless you try you never know, right? and what i, as an unworthy man lack in looks, financials etc i might as well make up for in confidence.
Ubuhle bendoda ziinkomo.
My friend's dad says this all the time!
On some there's no such thing as an ugly dude...
hahahahahahahahaha that's what my uncles say all the time.
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Anna send me some pics of yourself.
I need it for an a**ignment I am working on.
Thanks. :-*
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I would like to know why guys holler so relentlessly on the streets at women they know damn well they can't get...whether because they themselves are ugly or they're a joe soap tryna get with a Kardashian type...why? *shots fired*
I have never stepped to a woman I think cannot get.
I realise my worth, and what I am capable of.
If I see a girl is the high maintenance type, I keep it moving. Funny enough, it has happened once or twice that broads I thought were high maintenance and not my type, stepped to me and my boys and ended up being super down to earth chicks, and all out freaks who just wanna party with the guys and actually hate the idea of people being afraid to approach them because of their appearance and money..
So, basically what I'm saying is, I think I can get any hot chick who is available and I am not gonna be put off by anything except shitty attitude, which is a no no.
I'll pound the shit out of you.
Send me your digits Anna.
hahaha
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I step to ANY hoe I want, I stepped to a model bitch at some club and asked her
if I know her? she smiles and say I was on the cover of [insert whatever magazine]
to whic I respond, I don't read that shit..can I buy you a drink...
She was shocked...dropped her jaw and said sure...we chatted chatted..till one of my boys
saw me came to join us to say high, in fact he wanted her autograph...
Only then did I loose my swagger, the fact that I knew she REALLY was a model
I started tripping all over myself etc etc..
My Point?
none really just to say I bought models drinks before...BUT
Anna Sa**in type broads have put me in my place before'''''' talking...
"You Not My Type!!"
"but you don't know me...gime a CHANSSSSS"
"The fact that I don't know U means exactly that...you not my type"
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Anna send me some pics of yourself.
I need it for an a**ignment I am working on.
Thanks. :-*
AHH peoples gimme jokes *SMH* ;D ;D
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Anna send me some pics of yourself.
I need it for an a**ignment I am working on.
Thanks. :-*
LOL...what a**ignment is this????
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I step to ANY hoe I want, I stepped to a model bitch at some club and asked her
if I know her? she smiles and say I was on the cover of [insert whatever magazine]
to whic I respond, I don't read that shit..can I buy you a drink...
She was shocked...dropped her jaw and said sure...we chatted chatted..till one of my boys
saw me came to join us to say high, in fact he wanted her autograph...
Only then did I loose my swagger, the fact that I knew she REALLY was a model
I started tripping all over myself etc etc..
My Point?
none really just to say I bought models drinks before...BUT
Anna Sa**in type broads have put me in my place before'''''' talking...
"You Not My Type!!"
"but you don't know me...gime a CHANSSSSS"
"The fact that I don't know U means exactly that...you not my type"
Are you the, 'BUT I LOVE YOU' type when you just saw her for the 1st time in your life?
That cracks me up...
I swear last week in PTA some dude jumped off a garbage truck and literally followed me into the office on some,'I think we have so much in common'... ???
all I could do was smile and walk briskly.
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No such thing as an ugly girl either a girl is broke. When a girl has money she takes care of herself and she appears hotter. Her hair is done, her nails are done, she buys Ganier so her skin is clean and her walk is mean cause she got nice shoes. Give any girl money and she can pull of a convincing act.
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Its an a**ignment on intelligent, educated women and their appearance.
I am trying to prove that in rare cases, there are actually hot, intelligent women, instead of the common misconception that intelligence is inversely proprtionate to looks.
Come on. Send some pics.
Do you have a bikini? Any pics in a bikini?
Help me out. I promise not to share them with anyone.
You ever come to Bloem? I'm gonna be in Jo'burg this weekend. Wanna meet up? I'll bring my cameras.
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No such thing as an ugly girl either a girl is broke. When a girl has money she takes care of herself and she appears hotter. Her hair is done, her nails are done, she buys Ganier so her skin is clean and her walk is mean cause she got nice shoes. Give any girl money and she can pull of a convincing act.
Nope, over here in our part of the world, there is a certain former premier's daughter, who thinks she is the shit.
Obviously she has money, cos her mommy lived large of taxpayers, so she wears the best, looks clean and drives a 4x4.
The first thing everyone says when they meet her though is, "Damn! This chick is f***ing ugly."
Some people are just ugly. Accept it.
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No such thing as an ugly girl either a girl is broke. When a girl has money she takes care of herself and she appears hotter. Her hair is done, her nails are done, she buys Ganier so her skin is clean and her walk is mean cause she got nice shoes. Give any girl money and she can pull of a convincing act.
LMAO Missy Elliot has money but she still ugly...
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No such thing as an ugly girl either a girl is broke. When a girl has money she takes care of herself and she appears hotter. Her hair is done, her nails are done, she buys Ganier so her skin is clean and her walk is mean cause she got nice shoes. Give any girl money and she can pull of a convincing act.
LMAO Missy Elliot has money but she still ugly...
She isn't ugly. She just got funny teeth, which for reason she's neglected to fix.
@ Pyro. There are always exceptions to the rule.
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No such thing as an ugly girl either a girl is broke. When a girl has money she takes care of herself and she appears hotter. Her hair is done, her nails are done, she buys Ganier so her skin is clean and her walk is mean cause she got nice shoes. Give any girl money and she can pull of a convincing act.
LMAO Missy Elliot has money but she still ugly...
She isn't ugly. She just got funny teeth, which for reason she's neglected to fix.@ Pyro. There are always exceptions to the rule.
;D ... too funny
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Its an a**ignment on intelligent, educated women and their appearance.
I am trying to prove that in rare cases, there are actually hot, intelligent women, instead of the common misconception that intelligence is inversely proprtionate to looks.
Come on. Send some pics.
Do you have a bikini? Any pics in a bikini?
Help me out. I promise not to share them with anyone.
You ever come to Bloem? I'm gonna be in Jo'burg this weekend. Wanna meet up? I'll bring my cameras.
Interesting topic...but for all you know, I could look like Precious.
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I step to ANY hoe I want, I stepped to a model bitch at some club and asked her
if I know her? she smiles and say I was on the cover of [insert whatever magazine]
to whic I respond, I don't read that shit..can I buy you a drink...
She was shocked...dropped her jaw and said sure...we chatted chatted..till one of my boys
saw me came to join us to say high, in fact he wanted her autograph...
Only then did I loose my swagger, the fact that I knew she REALLY was a model
I started tripping all over myself etc etc..
My Point?
none really just to say I bought models drinks before...BUT
Anna Sa**in type broads have put me in my place before'''''' talking...
"You Not My Type!!"
"but you don't know me...gime a CHANSSSSS"
"The fact that I don't know U means exactly that...you not my type"
Are you the, 'BUT I LOVE YOU' type when you just saw her for the 1st time in your life?
That cracks me up...
I swear last week in PTA some dude jumped off a garbage truck and literally followed me into the office on some,'I think we have so much in common'... ???
all I could do was smile and walk briskly.
Sort of raises a good uestion I want you to answer..what do the people you attract say about you?
I am not talking bout this specific incident I mean all through your nigga shooting down existance?
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hahahaha @looking like Precious.
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No such thing as an ugly girl either a girl is broke. When a girl has money she takes care of herself and she appears hotter. Her hair is done, her nails are done, she buys Ganier so her skin is clean and her walk is mean cause she got nice shoes. Give any girl money and she can pull of a convincing act.
LMAO Missy Elliot has money but she still ugly...
She isn't ugly. She just got funny teeth, which for reason she's neglected to fix.
@ Pyro. There are always exceptions to the rule.
But she is definitely not beautiful to be fair
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Its an a**ignment on intelligent, educated women and their appearance.
I am trying to prove that in rare cases, there are actually hot, intelligent women, instead of the common misconception that intelligence is inversely proprtionate to looks.
Come on. Send some pics.
Do you have a bikini? Any pics in a bikini?
Help me out. I promise not to share them with anyone.
You ever come to Bloem? I'm gonna be in Jo'burg this weekend. Wanna meet up? I'll bring my cameras.
Interesting topic...but for all you know, I could look like Precious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20gzQDpDAgI
;D ;D ;D
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I step to ANY hoe I want, I stepped to a model bitch at some club and asked her
if I know her? she smiles and say I was on the cover of [insert whatever magazine]
to whic I respond, I don't read that shit..can I buy you a drink...
She was shocked...dropped her jaw and said sure...we chatted chatted..till one of my boys
saw me came to join us to say high, in fact he wanted her autograph...
Only then did I loose my swagger, the fact that I knew she REALLY was a model
I started tripping all over myself etc etc..
My Point?
none really just to say I bought models drinks before...BUT
Anna Sa**in type broads have put me in my place before'''''' talking...
"You Not My Type!!"
"but you don't know me...gime a CHANSSSSS"
"The fact that I don't know U means exactly that...you not my type"
Are you the, 'BUT I LOVE YOU' type when you just saw her for the 1st time in your life?
That cracks me up...
I swear last week in PTA some dude jumped off a garbage truck and literally followed me into the office on some,'I think we have so much in common'... ???
all I could do was smile and walk briskly.
Sort of raises a good uestion I want you to answer..what do the people you attract say about you?
I am not talking bout this specific incident I mean all through your nigga shooting down existance?
I ask myself that a lot, especially after such incidents...
I console myself by saying I must look approachable...
Also, street holleration doesn't count, I think we've established guys will try any girl just in case.
As far as other meeting circumstances...I am happy with the types I attract.
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LOL@ Money making a woman look Good...no such thing..unlike guys I think females are clear cut...
With or without moneey, or grooming , facelift etc etc..if you's a ugy female you a ugly female...
Just be an ugly female with that nice expesive looking weave, and expensive shoes and clear skin etc etc
but people will always prefix you with ugly...
list Of Ugmugs with Cash!
Brandy
Missy
Random pronstar bishes
Riahanna
That fat bitch
shit there tonns!
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I think money can improve certain aspects yes but one thing stands, there is a level of ugly that no money can fix even if she takes 3 showers a day with milk etc
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I step to ANY hoe I want, I stepped to a model bitch at some club and asked her
if I know her? she smiles and say I was on the cover of [insert whatever magazine]
to whic I respond, I don't read that shit..can I buy you a drink...
She was shocked...dropped her jaw and said sure...we chatted chatted..till one of my boys
saw me came to join us to say high, in fact he wanted her autograph...
Only then did I loose my swagger, the fact that I knew she REALLY was a model
I started tripping all over myself etc etc..
My Point?
none really just to say I bought models drinks before...BUT
Anna Sa**in type broads have put me in my place before'''''' talking...
"You Not My Type!!"
"but you don't know me...gime a CHANSSSSS"
"The fact that I don't know U means exactly that...you not my type"
Are you the, 'BUT I LOVE YOU' type when you just saw her for the 1st time in your life?
That cracks me up...
I swear last week in PTA some dude jumped off a garbage truck and literally followed me into the office on some,'I think we have so much in common'... ???
all I could do was smile and walk briskly.
Sort of raises a good uestion I want you to answer..what do the people you attract say about you?
I am not talking bout this specific incident I mean all through your nigga shooting down existance?
I ask myself that a lot, especially after such incidents...
I console myself by saying I must look approachable...
Also, street holleration doesn't count, I think we've established guys will try any girl just in case.
As far as other meeting circumstances...I am happy with the types I attract.
Nice attempt at ducking the question...
No Girl is "approachable, inviting" etc etc..
You ALL look like beasts Just waiting to pounce...(cept uyaz..who looks like a beats bout to pounce with a
rose on its head :-*)
but I'll take you answer...
but HOW then do you meet people if its not "street hollering" ...I a**ume
by that u mean Random guys you don't know speaking to you..
Where is a safe place to approch you? Club, movies, AA, in the bus, at the Clinic..where do
you draw the line between random street hollering and Nigga taking an oppotunity!
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I step to ANY hoe I want, I stepped to a model bitch at some club and asked her
if I know her? she smiles and say I was on the cover of [insert whatever magazine]
to whic I respond, I don't read that shit..can I buy you a drink...
She was shocked...dropped her jaw and said sure...we chatted chatted..till one of my boys
saw me came to join us to say high, in fact he wanted her autograph...
Only then did I loose my swagger, the fact that I knew she REALLY was a model
I started tripping all over myself etc etc..
My Point?
none really just to say I bought models drinks before...BUT
Anna Sa**in type broads have put me in my place before'''''' talking...
"You Not My Type!!"
"but you don't know me...gime a CHANSSSSS"
"The fact that I don't know U means exactly that...you not my type"
Are you the, 'BUT I LOVE YOU' type when you just saw her for the 1st time in your life?
That cracks me up...
I swear last week in PTA some dude jumped off a garbage truck and literally followed me into the office on some,'I think we have so much in common'... ???
all I could do was smile and walk briskly.
Sort of raises a good uestion I want you to answer..what do the people you attract say about you?
I am not talking bout this specific incident I mean all through your nigga shooting down existance?
I ask myself that a lot, especially after such incidents...
I console myself by saying I must look approachable...
Also, street holleration doesn't count, I think we've established guys will try any girl just in case.
As far as other meeting circumstances...I am happy with the types I attract.
Nice attempt at ducking the question...
No Girl is "approachable, inviting" etc etc..
You ALL look like beasts Just waiting to pounce...(cept uyaz..who looks like a beats bout to pounce with a
rose on its head :-*)
but I'll take you answer...
but HOW then do you meet people if its not "street hollering" ...I a**ume
by that u mean Random guys you don't know speaking to you..
Where is a safe place to approch you? Club, movies, AA, in the bus, at the Clinic..where do
you draw the line between random street hollering and Nigga taking an oppotunity!
Hmmm...now that I think about it,it would be kinda hard.
The last 3 people I dated were guy friends to girls I'm friends with, who approached me at parties.
I guess I don't like randomness
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INTRESTING!!
So when you shot down the poor lad for sending you flowers ALL those years back as a kid.
Its coz it was random and spontaneous ...ALL the lies we are told girls like..creative new refreshing
or all lines to sell magazine and shitty romance condiments?
I get it it...
So in essence..you are afraid of the unknown?
intresting....
Thanks for taking part in my social experiment!
1 tip...say know and run when these trash picking guys holler at you..
...this is on phase 1 of the social experiment thans for taking part!
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I step to ANY hoe I want, I stepped to a model bitch at some club and asked her
if I know her? she smiles and say I was on the cover of [insert whatever magazine]
to whic I respond, I don't read that shit..can I buy you a drink...
She was shocked...dropped her jaw and said sure...we chatted chatted..till one of my boys
saw me came to join us to say high, in fact he wanted her autograph...
Only then did I loose my swagger, the fact that I knew she REALLY was a model
I started tripping all over myself etc etc..
My Point?
none really just to say I bought models drinks before...BUT
Anna Sa**in type broads have put me in my place before'''''' talking...
"You Not My Type!!"
"but you don't know me...gime a CHANSSSSS"
"The fact that I don't know U means exactly that...you not my type"
Are you the, 'BUT I LOVE YOU' type when you just saw her for the 1st time in your life?
That cracks me up...
I swear last week in PTA some dude jumped off a garbage truck and literally followed me into the office on some,'I think we have so much in common'... ???
all I could do was smile and walk briskly.
Sort of raises a good uestion I want you to answer..what do the people you attract say about you?
I am not talking bout this specific incident I mean all through your nigga shooting down existance?
I ask myself that a lot, especially after such incidents...
I console myself by saying I must look approachable...
Also, street holleration doesn't count, I think we've established guys will try any girl just in case.
As far as other meeting circumstances...I am happy with the types I attract.
Nice attempt at ducking the question...
No Girl is "approachable, inviting" etc etc..
You ALL look like beasts Just waiting to pounce...(cept uyaz..who looks like a beats bout to pounce with a
rose on its head :-*)
but I'll take you answer...
but HOW then do you meet people if its not "street hollering" ...I a**ume
by that u mean Random guys you don't know speaking to you..
Where is a safe place to approch you? Club, movies, AA, in the bus, at the Clinic..where do
you draw the line between random street hollering and Nigga taking an oppotunity!
I have only street hollered once or twice in my whole life. It's not everyones cuppa and i believe some women don't take kindly to that too. different strokes different folks.
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INTRESTING!!
So when you shot down the poor lad for sending you flowers ALL those years back as a kid.
Its coz it was random and spontaneous ...ALL the lies we are told girls like..creative new refreshing
or all lines to sell magazine and shitty romance condiments?
I get it it...
So in essence..you are afraid of the unknown?
intresting....
Thanks for taking part in my social experiment!
1 tip...say know and run when these trash picking guys holler at you..
...this is on phase 1 of the social experiment thans for taking part!
You might be onto something there Dr Phil *taps chin*
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I step to ANY hoe I want, I stepped to a model bitch at some club and asked her
if I know her? she smiles and say I was on the cover of [insert whatever magazine]
to whic I respond, I don't read that shit..can I buy you a drink...
She was shocked...dropped her jaw and said sure...we chatted chatted..till one of my boys
saw me came to join us to say high, in fact he wanted her autograph...
Only then did I loose my swagger, the fact that I knew she REALLY was a model
I started tripping all over myself etc etc..
My Point?
none really just to say I bought models drinks before...BUT
Anna Sa**in type broads have put me in my place before'''''' talking...
"You Not My Type!!"
"but you don't know me...gime a CHANSSSSS"
"The fact that I don't know U means exactly that...you not my type"
Are you the, 'BUT I LOVE YOU' type when you just saw her for the 1st time in your life?
That cracks me up...
I swear last week in PTA some dude jumped off a garbage truck and literally followed me into the office on some,'I think we have so much in common'... ???
all I could do was smile and walk briskly.
Sort of raises a good uestion I want you to answer..what do the people you attract say about you?
I am not talking bout this specific incident I mean all through your nigga shooting down existance?
I ask myself that a lot, especially after such incidents...
I console myself by saying I must look approachable...
Also, street holleration doesn't count, I think we've established guys will try any girl just in case.
As far as other meeting circumstances...I am happy with the types I attract.
Nice attempt at ducking the question...
No Girl is "approachable, inviting" etc etc..
You ALL look like beasts Just waiting to pounce...(cept uyaz..who looks like a beats bout to pounce with a
rose on its head :-*)
but I'll take you answer...
but HOW then do you meet people if its not "street hollering" ...I a**ume
by that u mean Random guys you don't know speaking to you..
Where is a safe place to approch you? Club, movies, AA, in the bus, at the Clinic..where do
you draw the line between random street hollering and Nigga taking an oppotunity!
I have only street hollered once or twice in my whole life. It's not everyones cuppa and i believe some women don't take kindly to that too. different strokes different folks.
WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!
How do people get together then y'all saying you had to have a middle party to hook you guys up?
Strange...
I thought thats how everyone got into relashionships..you walking minding your shit
some fly honey walks past you step up...innit?
wow..
I NEED Y'ALL TO TEACH ME THIS Pa**IVE...gettin into relashionships trick.
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WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!
How do people get together then y'all saying you had to have a middle party to hook you guys up?
Strange...
I thought thats how everyone got into relashionships..you walking minding your shit
some fly honey walks past you step up...innit?
wow..
I NEED Y'ALL TO TEACH ME THIS Pa**IVE...gettin into relashionships trick.
brick my man....
i see beautiful women daily and believe me i would walk up to them daily if that was my forte. I have survived on indirect tactics and thrive on knowing that i have some qualities women can only get to appreciate after taking a bit of time to know me. I've had my fair share of luck where someone comes to me and tells me they have a chick who is 'perfect' for me that they want me to meet. Also the odd girl who comes up and just starts talking to me from nowhere. On the usual i so happen to like women from common social circles so i get to find out a bit about them b4 even setting up a 'chance meet'
This one time i saw a babe, asked my boy who she was and he told me she was a decent chick add to the other info. So she happened to have a birthday party at her house some later week and i asked to tag along (my boy was tappin the lil sis) and we were just talking as a group of about 7 me and my boy being the only dudes. i flexxed my mentals and kinda 'marketed' myself then, acting like i didnt even know she was there. by the time we went home, the lil sis was texting my boy asking "Who is your friend? *Insert older sisters name here* like him..." And my mission was done.
Not saying this happens all the time but you get it right?
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I hardly ever holler at chicks on the streets. Did it once, only to test a theory. We were rolling in my boys drop top and we just stopped and random chicks and hit on them.
Every single one of them was game and some even gave us their home adresses. We are almost 100% sure this would never happen if we weren't in an expensive convertible. Especially cos we were still drunk from the night before, smelled of booze, had uncombed, wild afros and my boy was even in his boxers.
I usually approach in clubs or at any events. It's just so much easier, cos you know we are all there for a good time, and the time I offer is some of the goodest one can ever have.
Hey Anna.
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@Taf...
I suppose I get that!
I am not really the most socialable person as in I don't have may frends etc etc
So i sort of had to develop golirra tactics when it comes to street macking...
Its a good thing i stopped asking or listening to girls when it comes to how to get
a girl.
I have heard girls say..a nigga hitting on me i the street got no cla** etc etc etc
my uncles told Intombi ayidlulwa...basically any woman I meet I speak with IF m so inclined!
But due to my current hostile arrangement I been speaking to less females..
but we all hunt different!
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@Taf...
I suppose I get that!
I am not really the most socialable person as in I don't have may frends etc etc
So i sort of had to develop golirra tactics when it comes to street macking...
Its a good thing i stopped asking or listening to girls when it comes to how to get
a girl.
I have heard girls say..a nigga hitting on me i the street got no cla** etc etc etc
my uncles told Intombi ayidlulwa...basically any woman I meet I speak with IF m so inclined!
But due to my current hostile arrangement I been speaking to less females..
but we all hunt different!
If you do this then you're regarded as isishumane lol ai ai you gotta love old people. I think all humans are fearful of the unknown we just differ in degrees and bravery. Some push on and pretend like they're not afraid, some show their fear but push on anyway and some just don't push at all, they'd rather stick to the familiar.
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@Taf...
I suppose I get that!
I am not really the most socialable person as in I don't have may frends etc etc
So i sort of had to develop golirra tactics when it comes to street macking...
Its a good thing i stopped asking or listening to girls when it comes to how to get
a girl.
I have heard girls say..a nigga hitting on me i the street got no cla** etc etc etc
my uncles told Intombi ayidlulwa...basically any woman I meet I speak with IF m so inclined!
But due to my current hostile arrangement I been speaking to less females..
but we all hunt different!
i hear u there, i'm actually not the most sociable dude out there no entourage or nothing but maybe i've learnt not to let an opportunity pa** me by at least. some are calling it fear of the unknown but i think i'm more comfortable with the term 'fear of rejection'.
I think generally what we are all saying is everyone employs tactics that they think will give them better results more than anything else.
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@Taf...
I suppose I get that!
I am not really the most socialable person as in I don't have may frends etc etc
So i sort of had to develop golirra tactics when it comes to street macking...
Its a good thing i stopped asking or listening to girls when it comes to how to get
a girl.
I have heard girls say..a nigga hitting on me i the street got no cla** etc etc etc
my uncles told Intombi ayidlulwa...basically any woman I meet I speak with IF m so inclined!
But due to my current hostile arrangement I been speaking to less females..
but we all hunt different!
i hear u there, i'm actually not the most sociable dude out there no entourage or nothing but maybe i've learnt not to let an opportunity pa** me by at least. some are calling it fear of the unknown but i think i'm more comfortable with the term 'fear of rejection'.
I think generally what we are all saying is everyone employs tactics that they think will give them better results more than anything else.
Truth.com
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Uyaz...how do you deal with Random guys throwing game at you on the streets?
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When I was in high school, this is how it went down.
Random guy: Molo sisi, Ndicel' ukubuza.
I stop, nigga comes through ( I already know what he's gonna say but I stop just incase he really lost or something)
RD: awusemhle
Me: (smile) enkosi, what you wanna ask?
RD: what's your name?
Me: *insert real name here* is that what you wanted to ask?
RD: ndiyakuthanda
Me: that's not a question
RD: I know but I said that to get you to stop
Me: so you lied Hhmmmm okay, so what you want?
RD: I want you to be my girlfriend
Me: I have a boyfriend, sorry.
RD: I know that, obviously a grown beautiful girl like yourself would have a girlfriend, but I was thinking that nam ungandinika ixesha lakho, andizokuphazamisa into yakho nomjita wakho.
Me: So you want me ndijole nawe and my boyfriend and the same time? So uzama ukuthi ndisisfebe?
RD: no no no that's not what I meant, I just like you..........(to which I cut him off by saying)
Me: what do you call a girl that has more than one boyfriend, sisifebe right? Hayi let me bounce cause clearly awundithandi that much if you can stand there and insult me like that bye.
(I walk away while the random guy is calling) lol
It worked for the longest time, now that I'm older, I just respond to whatever while I'm walking away.
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^^^^ Lol...
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now that I'm older, I just respond to whatever while I'm walking away.
Until the day you catch a bottle of guiness to the nqentsu. Its not a good look to turn your back to niggas tryna lay game. Some cats are unstable, and its best to keep em in your sights at all times.
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now that I'm older, I just respond to whatever while I'm walking away.
Until the day you catch a bottle of guiness on the nqentsu. Its not a good look to turn your back to niggas tryna lay game. Some cats are unstable, and its best to keep em in your sights at all times.
LMAO! you bastard! you made me spill my beer, ha ha!
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When I was in high school, this is how it went down.
Random guy: Molo sisi, Ndicel' ukubuza.
I stop, nigga comes through ( I already know what he's gonna say but I stop just incase he really lost or something)
RD: awusemhle
Me: (smile) enkosi, what you wanna ask?
RD: what's your name?
Me: *insert real name here* is that what you wanted to ask?
RD: ndiyakuthanda
Me: that's not a question
RD: I know but I said that to get you to stop
Me: so you lied Hhmmmm okay, so what you want?
RD: I want you to be my girlfriend
Me: I have a boyfriend, sorry.
RD: I know that, obviously a grown beautiful girl like yourself would have a girlfriend, but I was thinking that nam ungandinika ixesha lakho, andizokuphazamisa into yakho nomjita wakho.
Me: So you want me ndijole nawe and my boyfriend and the same time? So uzama ukuthi ndisisfebe?
RD: no no no that's not what I meant, I just like you..........(to which I cut him off by saying)
Me: what do you call a girl that has more than one boyfriend, sisifebe right? Hayi let me bounce cause clearly awundithandi that much if you can stand there and insult me like that bye.
(I walk away while the random guy is calling) lol
It worked for the longest time, now that I'm older, I just respond to whatever while I'm walking away.
you were a real boring la**...i think you still are. there is much entertainment to be devoured from these random " hey Miss can I get your number" ventures. Plus for someone who is never really interested in what random dude has to say, you had one lank long one with the random dude above.
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From my experience when a broad turns down a dude. It has got nothin to do with the guy,s macking skills, its either broads are not in the mood, or too busy thinkin about other staff or maybe you striked right at the wrong time! My chick said when she first saw me her heart skipped a bit or beat whatever that means, i was just nervous waitin for another L! Theres no right formula. If she feels u she feels you whatever you do!
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From my experience when a broad turns down a dude. It has got nothin to do with the guy,s macking skills, its either broads are not in the mood, or too busy thinkin about other staff or maybe you striked right at the wrong time! My chick said when she first saw me her heart skipped a bit or beat whatever that means, i was just nervous waitin for another L! Theres no right formula. If she feels u she feels you whatever you do!
No, try again...we dont believe you.
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at Uyaz wow thats REALLY REALLY sneaky..I would not know how respond to a girl on that tip..
luckly my approach is not that predictable that you can use a template to deal with me.
I am a Random Street Yelling type....and more often that not these sistren are happy to pow wow..
lol@ unstable niggaz..some of them look so normal till you aint feeling they game..so ladies watch your backs!
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When I was in high school, this is how it went down.
Random guy: Molo sisi, Ndicel' ukubuza.
I stop, nigga comes through ( I already know what he's gonna say but I stop just incase he really lost or something)
RD: awusemhle
Me: (smile) enkosi, what you wanna ask?
RD: what's your name?
Me: *insert real name here* is that what you wanted to ask?
RD: ndiyakuthanda
Me: that's not a question
RD: I know but I said that to get you to stop
Me: so you lied Hhmmmm okay, so what you want?
RD: I want you to be my girlfriend
Me: I have a boyfriend, sorry.
RD: I know that, obviously a grown beautiful girl like yourself would have a girlfriend, but I was thinking that nam ungandinika ixesha lakho, andizokuphazamisa into yakho nomjita wakho.
Me: So you want me ndijole nawe and my boyfriend and the same time? So uzama ukuthi ndisisfebe?
RD: no no no that's not what I meant, I just like you..........(to which I cut him off by saying)
Me: what do you call a girl that has more than one boyfriend, sisifebe right? Hayi let me bounce cause clearly awundithandi that much if you can stand there and insult me like that bye.
(I walk away while the random guy is calling) lol
It worked for the longest time, now that I'm older, I just respond to whatever while I'm walking away.
you were a real boring la**...i think you still are. there is much entertainment to be devoured from these random " hey Miss can I get your number" ventures. Plus for someone who is never really interested in what random dude has to say, you had one lank long one with the random dude above.
I didn't wanna be rude, if I told these RD guys straight out that I don't want 'em, they'd start swearing, calling me names making a scene, I didn't want that. I had to make 'em believe that I was actually interested in what they had to say, kasi guys didn't play back in the '90s. Lol @boring, you don't know the half of it!
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I'd approch you the next with a different angle...
and TOTALLY pretend yesterday never happened!
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now that I'm older, I just respond to whatever while I'm walking away.
Until the day you catch a bottle of guiness to the nqentsu. Its not a good look to turn your back to niggas tryna lay game. Some cats are unstable, and its best to keep em in your sights at all times.
LMAO!I hope this is not true!
Half the time they say hi and I walk briskly like I didn't hear. I avoid eye contact with guys as much as possible on the streets...looking them in the eye signals 'yep,come on over'...no suh!
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you were a real boring la**...i think you still are. there is much entertainment to be devoured from these random " hey Miss can I get your number" ventures. Plus for someone who is never really interested in what random dude has to say, you had one lank long one with the random dude above.
LMAO... Hello VirginPussy. Nice to have you back.
Call me crazy but unless I'm really in a hurry I usually just entertain them. It's fun. Not like uzofa. It''s actually quite entertaining how rehearsed their mack is and if you chat with them you can actually make them see how foolish they are. "uNdifile eskelemini" is still my favourite though.
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you were a real boring la**...i think you still are. there is much entertainment to be devoured from these random " hey Miss can I get your number" ventures. Plus for someone who is never really interested in what random dude has to say, you had one lank long one with the random dude above.
LMAO... Hello VirginPussy. Nice to have you back.
Call me crazy but unless I'm really in a hurry I usually just entertain them. It's fun. Not like uzofa. It''s actually quite entertaining how rehearsed their mack is and if you chat with them you can actually make them see how foolish they are. "uNdifile eskelemini" is still my favourite though.
Ndifile eskelemini LMAO...its the hood.
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if you 'street mack' using humor and wit, while being respectful, i've found that homegirl usually entertains your bullshit, bites even.
my favourite refrain is when she's holding back her math, on some "i'll give you my number the next time we see each other".
and then you go around block, lol.
it's the game, though. there's a lot of bugged cats out there; women have to keep they guard up. it doesn't mean they stop being human, though.
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if you 'street mack' using humor and wit, while being respectful, i've found that homegirl usually entertains your bullshit, bites even.
my favourite refrain is when she's holding back her math, on some "i'll give you my number the next time we see each other".
and then you go around block, lol.
it's the game, though. there's a lot of bugged cats out there; women have to keep they guard up. it doesn't mean they stop being human, though.
are u serious hahahaha
i think despite a respectful approach there will always be that one feminine who will dress you down with her eyes, frown and make the 'Mnxci!!!' sound like 'nigga you f****n annoying me'. No man wins with that type, they angry over somethin whatever it is
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street macking i about fun with a complete stranger and I think girls are super bored and are
always game for a little cat and mouse action.
its fun!
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this troglodite has a hair line that starts behind her ears..and has the gall to tell a sweet nigga like
me to fall back!
>:(
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this troglodite has a hair line that starts behind her ears..and has the gall to tell a sweet nigga like
me to fall back!
>:(
:D :D :D :D :D
what a description
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some bishes are str8 upnasty with their rejections..the loud ones..omg..wana slap the bishe over the albo...could have just pulled up your nose or simpply turn and walk away.. but noo...she inherself has issues and you done f***ed up now..goes at you and you can see it aint really your wack mack but merely her venting thru your wack macking..sometimes being "in a relationship" has its perks..