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Title: Some Women Love very Freaky guys
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on August 06, 2010, 11:52:13 AM
Just under 5 years ago I use to be this Romantic dude,going to the movies type of shit,going and having coffee at the a coffee shop with my date,when shagging i use to put Jagged edge or  some Mariah Carey type of love songs and shag really slowly bump and grind!!
Then i realised some women dont like that shit!!! Love and being a good is not enough  i unleashed my inner beast mode, started being an idiot and a jerk sometimes and start some new shit each and every day and she said something strange the more i act a fool the more she loves a dude!! i even said id like to shag without romancing(i was just testing) she said hell no but was turned on!! Go on Fellas!! even when shes fast asleep at 2am wake her up with a Dick hahahahahahahahaha!!! 8) Happy long weekend
Title: Re: Some Women Love very Freaky guys
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on August 06, 2010, 12:25:59 PM
You're doing this on purpose aren't you?

This whole retarded act is a ruse to get us to pick on you and then you sit there and laugh about the attention huh?

There is no other explanation for this kind of thing. No real human, not even andile, ca be this dumb.

Title: Re: Some Women Love very Freaky guys
Post by: VirginPussy on August 06, 2010, 12:39:13 PM
Just under 5 years ago I use to be this Romantic dude,going to the movies type of shit,going and having coffee at the a coffee shop with my date,when shagging i use to put Jagged edge or  some Mariah Carey type of love songs and shag really slowly bump and grind!!
Then i realised some women dont like that shit!!! Love and being a good is not enough  i unleashed my inner beast mode, started being an idiot and a jerk sometimes and start some new shit each and every day and she said something strange the more i act a fool the more she loves a dude!! i even said id like to shag without romancing(i was just testing) she said hell no but was turned on!! Go on Fellas!! even when shes fast asleep at 2am wake her up with a Dick hahahahahahahahaha!!! 8) Happy long weekend

because its Friday and i f***ing feel like a sailor, loose lips and well no money for beer i thought i'd take a piss on you.  why is the r in romantic in caps? five years ago Jagged Edge?  you lacked game, of which i still think you do.  Coffee at coffee shops, like really now, where else were you going to have this coffee ::) what the f*** is romancing.  how do you wake someone up with a dick? like you use "a dick" to pat her on the back or something...and all of this wack shit is your "inner beast mode" i'm afraid of your "inner retard mode"
Title: Re: Some Women Love very Freaky guys
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on August 06, 2010, 12:43:58 PM
I have L's for sale.

Please contact me on: 082 292 0293

Call now and you may qualify for a long weekend discount.

Hurry up! Limited stock!!

I haven't sold any yet, but they just keep going missing. I have no idea where my L's are disappearing to!
Title: Re: Some Women Love very Freaky guys
Post by: RearrangedReality on August 06, 2010, 12:52:28 PM
Just under 5 years ago I use to be this Romantic dude,going to the movies type of shit,going and having coffee at the a coffee shop with my date,when shagging i use to put Jagged edge or  some Mariah Carey type of love songs and shag really slowly bump and grind!!
Then i realised some women dont like that shit!!! Love and being a good is not enough  i unleashed my inner beast mode, started being an idiot and a jerk sometimes and start some new shit each and every day and she said something strange the more i act a fool the more she loves a dude!! i even said id like to shag without romancing(i was just testing) she said hell no but was turned on!! Go on Fellas!! even when shes fast asleep at 2am wake her up with a Dick hahahahahahahahaha!!! 8) Happy long weekend

because its Friday and i f***ing feel like a sailor, loose lips and well no money for beer i thought i'd take a piss on you.  why is the r in romantic in caps? five years ago Jagged Edge?  you lacked game, of which i still think you do.  Coffee at coffee shops, like really now, where else were you going to have this coffee ::) what the f*** is romancing.  how do you wake someone up with a dick? like you use "a dick" to pat her on the back or something...and all of this wack shit is your "inner beast mode" i'm afraid of your "inner retard mode"

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

New Jack, 'ey dude. you been romancing L's for a minute.

Title: Re: Some Women Love very Freaky guys
Post by: VirginPussy on August 06, 2010, 01:00:50 PM
how do you "shag really slowly bump and grind"?
Title: Re: Some Women Love very Freaky guys
Post by: Taf1 on August 06, 2010, 01:05:57 PM
Just under 5 years ago I use to be this Romantic dude,going to the movies type of shit,going and having coffee at the a coffee shop with my date,when shagging i use to put Jagged edge or  some Mariah Carey type of love songs and shag really slowly bump and grind!!
Then i realised some women dont like that shit!!! Love and being a good is not enough  i unleashed my inner beast mode, started being an idiot and a jerk sometimes and start some new shit each and every day and she said something strange the more i act a fool the more she loves a dude!! i even said id like to shag without romancing(i was just testing) she said hell no but was turned on!! Go on Fellas!! even when shes fast asleep at 2am wake her up with a Dick hahahahahahahahaha!!! 8) Happy long weekend

because its Friday and i f***ing feel like a sailor, loose lips and well no money for beer i thought i'd take a piss on you.  why is the r in romantic in caps? five years ago Jagged Edge?  you lacked game, of which i still think you do.  Coffee at coffee shops, like really now, where else were you going to have this coffee ::) what the f*** is romancing.  how do you wake someone up with a dick? like you use "a dick" to pat her on the back or something...and all of this wack shit is your "inner beast mode" i'm afraid of your "inner retard mode"

seems like A pimp named Sarkozy posted this on the wrong day

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Some Women Love very Freaky guys
Post by: LetsogoLaPlastik on August 06, 2010, 01:14:32 PM
Bwahahahaha.....New jack brought AG back ;D
Title: Re: Some Women Love very Freaky guys
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on August 07, 2010, 08:57:58 AM
Just under 5 years ago I use to be this Romantic dude,going to the movies type of shit,going and having coffee at the a coffee shop with my date,when shagging i use to put Jagged edge or  some Mariah Carey type of love songs and shag really slowly bump and grind!!
Then i realised some women dont like that shit!!! Love and being a good is not enough  i unleashed my inner beast mode, started being an idiot and a jerk sometimes and start some new shit each and every day and she said something strange the more i act a fool the more she loves a dude!! i even said id like to shag without romancing(i was just testing) she said hell no but was turned on!! Go on Fellas!! even when shes fast asleep at 2am wake her up with a Dick hahahahahahahahaha!!! 8) Happy long weekend

because its Friday and i f***ing feel like a sailor, loose lips and well no money for beer i thought i'd take a piss on you.  why is the r in romantic in caps? five years ago Jagged Edge?  you lacked game, of which i still think you do.  Coffee at coffee shops, like really now, where else were you going to have this coffee ::) what the f*** is romancing.  how do you wake someone up with a dick? like you use "a dick" to pat her on the back or something...and all of this wack shit is your "inner beast mode" i'm afraid of your "inner retard mode"

Hey Pussay!! its been a minute since you last posted on here Welcome back!! Anyway
 i really think you special,i mean it!! Its purists like you who dont get no action in the real world shake that a** ma till it gets loose!!

Pyro,your P-shycho analysis bubble is way off the mark!! loosen up son
Title: Re: Some Women Love very Freaky guys
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on August 07, 2010, 11:14:57 AM
Pyro,your P-shycho analysis bubble is way off the mark!! loosen up son
So, you're saying that you really are this dumb, and my theory is wrong?
Title: Re: Some Women Love very Freaky guys
Post by: Boss on August 07, 2010, 04:12:01 PM
i was going to take L'S on this poor nigga's behalf but the level of ethering in that virgin post is bad for my health. sip a gla** of black label nigga and be stil. homeboy!