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Hip Hop Forums => General Discussion => Topic started by: A pimp named Sarkozy on April 13, 2011, 02:46:21 PM
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I was asking my Zulu friend if he gots some Xhosa jokes their grandfathers always told when they chillin with fam always around about xhosas,he said they have but i must start first!
18 zulu men went 2 the bar n the xhosa guy asked, kutheni nihamba niyi 18? zulu guyz replied because no under 18 peoples allowed. ;D
He was so cross with me he also said his xhosa jokes!! Guys do you have ones to share??
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NEw Jack is a Xhosa.
Sorry Xhosa people, it's just a joke.
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^but hes from mtata he lost :D
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2 guys are sitting and chatting, one is Xhosa the other Zulu
Xhosa guy Burps, then he says Awuu yabhodla indoda... Then he says to the Zulu guy ukuba ibinguwe ntshontsho lika Shaka ubungasoze uthi yabhodla indoda...
Zulu guy says: ukhe uve ezindabeni kuthwa: Kungingqike itekisi kwashona abantu abawu four neXhosa elilodwa ;D ;D ;D
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2 guys are sitting and chatting, one is Xhosa the other Zulu
Xhosa guy Burps, then he says Awuu yabhodla indoda... Then he says to the Zulu guy ukuba ibinguwe ntshontsho lika Shaka ubungasoze uthi yabhodla indoda...
Ha ha ha ha...Got a friend of mine that says somethin like this all the time, on some "Yabhodl' indoda...babiyinzule bizoz'kakela" ;D
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Ha ha ha ha...Got a friend of mine that says somethin like this all the time, on some "Yabhodl' indoda...babiyinzule bizoz'kakela" ;D
I seriously didnt want to commment on this thread for a good reason but this right here is funny! LOL!
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Lmao T!
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Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''
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Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''
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Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''
iyabanda le joke yakho khazi.
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Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''
iyabanda le joke yakho khazi.
CEKE
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CEKE
lol
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Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''
iyabanda le joke yakho khazi.
Ubhatel' iR10 ngayo. 8)
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Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''
iyabanda le joke yakho khazi.
Ubhatel' iR10 ngayo. 8)
hahah! good one there Mrs Jones
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Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''
iyabanda le joke yakho khazi.
CEKE
Lmao, this killed me. Ayikwazi ukubanda ceke ibanda nkce (as in umkhenkce), eba ceke yeluhlaza, lol. ey.
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Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''
iyabanda le joke yakho khazi.
CEKE
Lmao, this killed me. Ayikwazi ukubanda ceke ibanda nkce (as in umkhenkce), eba ceke yeluhlaza, lol. ey.
I think you are wrong
"Isibhakabhaka siluhlaza yeke"
"Ibanda ceke"
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lol, yes maybe im wrong in saying ceke is for uhlaza i think it's more Zulu than Xhosa, but im probably worng. This Im sure of though (well almost): Ayibandi ceke, ibanda nkce but in speech it is mostly said ibanda nkca, like umkhenkce which is ice. but ey...
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lol, yes maybe im wrong in saying ceke is for uhlaza i think it's more Zulu than Xhosa, but im probably worng. This Im sure of though (well almost): Ayibandi ceke, ibanda nkce but in speech it is mostly said ibanda nkca, like umkhenkce which is ice. but ey...
nkca is for something "sticky", like referign to someone who is stuck of someone or stuck with someone, "uthe nkca".
Nigga who taught you Xhosa? go get you refund. lol
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Iluhlaza yaka, hayi yeke. Nkca and ceke mean the same thing, its a dialect thing. It depends on the region you from.
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Iluhlaza yaka, hayi yeke.
my bad. thats what I actually meant.
Iluhlaza yaka, hayi yeke. Nkca and ceke mean the same thing, its a dialect thing. It depends on the region you from.
This I didnt know.
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Iluhlaza yaka, hayi yeke. Nkca and ceke mean the same thing, its a dialect thing. It depends on the region you from.
THIS!
@RR, it's "nca" not "nkca" as in uncamathele or incamathele.
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Iluhlaza yaka, hayi yeke. Nkca and ceke mean the same thing, its a dialect thing. It depends on the region you from.
THIS!
@RR, it's "nca" not "nkca" as in uncamathele or incamathele.
Alright. I thought so too but then I thought I was wrong. Had I not seen the way he spelt it I would have got it right.
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ude uthi mandiyofuna iLefund kanti nguwe lo ungaboniyo, mxim. Isixhosa sakho sibanda nkca!
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ude uthi mandiyofuna iLefund kanti nguwe lo ungaboniyo, mxim. Isixhosa sakho sibanda nkca!
Giligidi Phantsi Yintsini
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ude uthi mandiyofuna iLefund kanti nguwe lo ungaboniyo, mxim. Isixhosa sakho sibanda nkca!
Giligidi Phantsi Yintsini
Hahaha this kills me eertime! I wonder who the hell came up with it.
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ude uthi mandiyofuna iLefund kanti nguwe lo ungaboniyo, mxim. Isixhosa sakho sibanda nkca!
Giligidi Phantsi Yintsini
Thina ke sithi GELEKEQE Phantsi yintsini!
Khona, theni ngath kugcwele aba Xhosa nje apha?
Siya dominater, as usual (sis xhosa sokwenyani ke esi, a la David Kau)
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xhosa's always zimenyiwe!!! lol
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ooh and then there is a Xhosa version of WTF
ithi Yintoni Le Kaka ;D ;D YLK
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ooh and then there is a Xhosa version of WTF
ithi Yintoni Le Kaka ;D ;D YLK
lol
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ooh and then there is a Xhosa version of WTF
ithi Yintoni Le Kaka ;D ;D YLK
Ha ha ha ha ha I like this one^^^...
Or "Kukunya kwanton' oko"
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