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Title: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on April 13, 2011, 02:46:21 PM
I was asking my Zulu friend if he gots some Xhosa jokes their grandfathers always told when they chillin with fam always around about xhosas,he said they have but i must start first!

‎18 zulu men went 2 the bar n the xhosa guy asked, kutheni nihamba niyi 18? zulu guyz replied because no under 18 peoples allowed. ;D
He was so cross with me he also said his xhosa jokes!!  Guys do you have ones to share??
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on April 13, 2011, 03:19:05 PM
NEw Jack is a Xhosa.


Sorry Xhosa people, it's just a joke.
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on April 13, 2011, 07:42:02 PM
^but hes from mtata he lost :D
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: TOIVO on April 14, 2011, 09:44:13 AM
2 guys are sitting and chatting, one is Xhosa the other Zulu
Xhosa  guy Burps, then he says Awuu yabhodla indoda... Then he says to the Zulu guy ukuba ibinguwe ntshontsho lika Shaka ubungasoze uthi yabhodla indoda...
Zulu guy says: ukhe uve ezindabeni kuthwa: Kungingqike itekisi kwashona abantu abawu four neXhosa elilodwa  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: Touareg on April 14, 2011, 02:46:27 PM
2 guys are sitting and chatting, one is Xhosa the other Zulu
Xhosa  guy Burps, then he says Awuu yabhodla indoda... Then he says to the Zulu guy ukuba ibinguwe ntshontsho lika Shaka ubungasoze uthi yabhodla indoda...

Ha ha ha ha...Got a friend of mine that says somethin like this all the time, on some "Yabhodl' indoda...babiyinzule bizoz'kakela" ;D
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: RearrangedReality on April 14, 2011, 03:04:21 PM
Ha ha ha ha...Got a friend of mine that says somethin like this all the time, on some "Yabhodl' indoda...babiyinzule bizoz'kakela" ;D

I seriously didnt want to commment on this thread for a good reason but this right here is funny! LOL!
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: Mrs Jones on April 14, 2011, 04:42:49 PM
Lmao T!
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: BaD AzZ KiLLa on April 14, 2011, 10:03:31 PM
Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu   >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: Myth on April 15, 2011, 12:31:02 PM
Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu   >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''

?
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: RearrangedReality on April 15, 2011, 12:48:31 PM
Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu   >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''

iyabanda le joke yakho khazi.
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: Tuboy on April 15, 2011, 01:25:50 PM
Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu   >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''

iyabanda le joke yakho khazi.

CEKE
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: RearrangedReality on April 15, 2011, 01:52:09 PM

CEKE

lol
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: Mrs Jones on April 16, 2011, 11:06:10 AM
Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu   >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''

iyabanda le joke yakho khazi.

Ubhatel' iR10 ngayo. 8)
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: RearrangedReality on April 16, 2011, 03:33:41 PM
Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu   >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''

iyabanda le joke yakho khazi.

Ubhatel' iR10 ngayo. 8)

hahah! good one there Mrs Jones
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: Sosiba on April 19, 2011, 09:34:21 AM
Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu   >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''

iyabanda le joke yakho khazi.

CEKE

Lmao, this killed me. Ayikwazi ukubanda ceke ibanda nkce (as in umkhenkce), eba ceke yeluhlaza, lol. ey.
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: RearrangedReality on April 19, 2011, 10:12:04 AM
Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu   >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''

iyabanda le joke yakho khazi.

CEKE

Lmao, this killed me. Ayikwazi ukubanda ceke ibanda nkce (as in umkhenkce), eba ceke yeluhlaza, lol. ey.

I think you are wrong

"Isibhakabhaka siluhlaza yeke"

"Ibanda ceke"

Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: Sosiba on April 19, 2011, 10:19:49 AM
lol, yes maybe im wrong in saying ceke is for uhlaza i think it's more Zulu than Xhosa, but im probably worng. This Im sure of though (well almost): Ayibandi ceke, ibanda nkce but in speech it is mostly said ibanda nkca, like umkhenkce which is ice. but ey...
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: RearrangedReality on April 19, 2011, 10:35:07 AM
lol, yes maybe im wrong in saying ceke is for uhlaza i think it's more Zulu than Xhosa, but im probably worng. This Im sure of though (well almost): Ayibandi ceke, ibanda nkce but in speech it is mostly said ibanda nkca, like umkhenkce which is ice. but ey...

nkca is for something "sticky", like referign to someone who is stuck of someone or stuck with someone, "uthe nkca".

Nigga who taught you Xhosa? go get you refund. lol
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: Blizzard on April 19, 2011, 11:38:20 AM
Iluhlaza yaka, hayi yeke.  Nkca and ceke mean the same thing, its a dialect thing. It depends on the region you from.
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: RearrangedReality on April 19, 2011, 11:53:22 AM
Iluhlaza yaka, hayi yeke.

my bad. thats what I actually meant.

Iluhlaza yaka, hayi yeke. Nkca and ceke mean the same thing, its a dialect thing. It depends on the region you from.

This I didnt know.
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: Mrs Jones on April 19, 2011, 11:54:17 AM
Iluhlaza yaka, hayi yeke.  Nkca and ceke mean the same thing, its a dialect thing. It depends on the region you from.

THIS!
@RR, it's "nca" not "nkca" as in uncamathele or incamathele.
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: RearrangedReality on April 19, 2011, 11:58:22 AM
Iluhlaza yaka, hayi yeke.  Nkca and ceke mean the same thing, its a dialect thing. It depends on the region you from.

THIS!
@RR, it's "nca" not "nkca" as in uncamathele or incamathele.

Alright. I thought so too but then I thought I was wrong. Had I not seen the way he spelt it I would have got it right.
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: Sosiba on April 19, 2011, 12:08:06 PM
ude uthi mandiyofuna iLefund kanti nguwe lo ungaboniyo, mxim. Isixhosa sakho sibanda nkca!
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: RearrangedReality on April 19, 2011, 12:15:37 PM
ude uthi mandiyofuna iLefund kanti nguwe lo ungaboniyo, mxim. Isixhosa sakho sibanda nkca!

Giligidi Phantsi Yintsini
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: Mrs Jones on April 19, 2011, 12:19:59 PM
ude uthi mandiyofuna iLefund kanti nguwe lo ungaboniyo, mxim. Isixhosa sakho sibanda nkca!

Giligidi Phantsi Yintsini
Hahaha this kills me eertime! I wonder who the hell came up with it.
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: Waylander on April 19, 2011, 04:10:02 PM
ude uthi mandiyofuna iLefund kanti nguwe lo ungaboniyo, mxim. Isixhosa sakho sibanda nkca!

Giligidi Phantsi Yintsini

Thina ke sithi GELEKEQE Phantsi yintsini!


Khona, theni ngath kugcwele aba Xhosa nje apha?

Siya dominater, as usual (sis xhosa sokwenyani ke esi, a la David Kau)
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: Koli qha on April 20, 2011, 10:44:38 AM
xhosa's always zimenyiwe!!! lol
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: TOIVO on April 21, 2011, 01:46:16 PM
ooh and then there is a Xhosa version of WTF
ithi Yintoni Le Kaka  ;D ;D YLK
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: RearrangedReality on April 21, 2011, 01:54:59 PM
ooh and then there is a Xhosa version of WTF
ithi Yintoni Le Kaka  ;D ;D YLK

lol
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: Touareg on April 29, 2011, 11:10:20 AM
ooh and then there is a Xhosa version of WTF
ithi Yintoni Le Kaka  ;D ;D YLK

Ha ha ha ha ha I like this one^^^...

Or "Kukunya kwanton' oko"
Title: Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on May 01, 2011, 09:34:34 PM
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