Hip Hop Forums => Hot Traxxx => Topic started by: SOYA DADDY on October 11, 2004, 06:15:00 AM
Title: Faet and Space
Post by: SOYA DADDY on October 11, 2004, 06:15:00 AM
jeah dun..hanging out with faet and spoek mathambo is quite dangerous...
carzy weekend..picking boogers battle was too funny..nice show,the emcees were entertaining for a change, battles are usually full of stinky dreads and no girls, this battle was ill..circus ninja kids rapping aNnd wealz as the judge...
verbal virgin...didnt get to pump the butt, i´m black and broke..he´s handsome, rich and white...i cant even compete with that shit son...but ive got a plan...watch this space!!(no pun intended)
bitch had stubble on her twat...ha,ha,ha..
Title: Faet and Space
Post by: 0bZkUr3_eTeE on October 11, 2004, 06:18:00 AM
Quote:
10-10-2004 at 23:15, SpaceVein : ..he´s handsome...
now how does another guy see shit like that?? :-o :-o
Title: Faet and Space
Post by: Dpleezy on October 11, 2004, 06:54:00 AM
yeah,,, i was there too,,, too drunk to remember much about it though.
the best thing about the whole event was some white dude in a shirt and slacks beatboxing house music! heheh,,, funny shit.
Title: Faet and Space
Post by: palimpsest on October 11, 2004, 07:08:00 AM
haha..
i forgot that.. shame ray kinda lost the plot there
:-]
Title: Faet and Space
Post by: Dpleezy on October 11, 2004, 07:49:00 AM
hahah,,, his house beatbox was ill! i would have given him the thousand rand,,,
although that dude that won did use the line ´midget pron´ in his rhyme so maybe he did deserve it after all =)
Title: Faet and Space
Post by: SOYA DADDY on October 11, 2004, 08:19:00 AM
jeah,jeah,jeah..that white nigga is mad pretty.......ha,ha,...call it what you want, but a tree is a tree and a dog is a dog...he´s better looking than me.
dplanet...youre that dude that said "your rhymes are doggy poo"
Title: Faet and Space
Post by: Dpleezy on October 11, 2004, 08:23:00 AM
space,,, that could have been me,,, although ´doggy poo´ isn´t usually in my vocab.
were you up on stage?,, i realised when i got there that i didn´t know what anyone from here looked like. i was the drunk in the white hat.
Title: Faet and Space
Post by: VirginPussy on October 11, 2004, 10:42:00 PM
if Dplanet was the chap in a whyte hat talkin about doggy pooh u were sloshed dude, Armchair was full of whyte chicks, the picking boggers shit was a bit boring 4 me coz i was there alone and it set me back alot 30bones is a lot of cheese for a black chick especially in the middle of the month..so when i felt sleepy i left the space to smoke bongs at All Nations that place is f***en shady :-Y
Title: Faet and Space
Post by: Coon on October 11, 2004, 11:37:00 PM
the "random" beatbox cat...not jazzmo...was dumb fly... says he hasn´t been to a hiphop gig in 10yrs. name was ICEBOX... had a crzy olda** homey who entered the MC battle whos name was ice(something) as well...mad funny midget guy with ragga antics and spikey hair...
cape town MCs have no killer battle instinct...GINI killed it. but midas was nicest 2nd. doggy poo??
who you DPLANET? were you rhyming?
coon
Title: Faet and Space
Post by: larry_atoms on October 11, 2004, 11:59:00 PM
f*** you capetonians with your ill shows.
friday night, i was at my school to monitor the evolution of the Robbie. that is your typical, rugby playing, tite jean wearing jock. basicaly a stereotypical tit. yeah well, they havent evolved since the neanderthal man got wiped from this earth. so i put a big large cross on my survey, and continued with the nights festivities.
it was a thing the skool likes to call ´On the night,´ a fireworks show with live rock and lots people. there was a horse show, which the grannies loved. one juimped up, revealing her saggy a** tits. shit those were saggy backpacks.
then the parents and nik-nak kiddies left and the real shit happened. the beer tent lit up with loads of illegitimate fake id donning 15 yr olds, the bitches i mean girls, got hornier, and i got hungry.
so i went over to the food stalls and asked for a tight girl with big tits, blond hair and a fantasy for swedish pseudo-mafiamen. the dude said
´sorry sir, we only have chicken burgers and hot chips.´
and so i had a burger.
then i saw this fine young lady i hadnt seen in a while. so i laid down the mak. i was on some
´we got lots of catching up to do, girl´
she say ´walk with me, super man. did i just say superman, i meant dom juan´
i says ´thats okay. i Am a bit of a superman you know.´
she says ´naughty boy, you.´
so we found a clump of bushes in a dark corner and got down to business. she worked that shit nice n slow.
after she left to go home satisfied, i was treking with my two taiwanese and chinese pals, roy hsiao and mr ken ka hei chow. we walked around for a bit, then saw one of my buddies from way back when. he mcs. we started to form a cipher. me being wak in ciphers, came with a tight spit and ended it like
´check it out, i got college dudes cryin in hankies..shit, you so wak you couldnt beat me wearing panties´
all of this in good humour. these other cats came up in the two mc cipher was like ´ so you raps?´ ´lay down a beat´ their coloured buddy from yeoville rocks up. he pulls out his little knife and, bobbing every time he said f***ing, starts screaming
´hey! im a f***in ganster from f***in yeoville, i been through the f***in ghetto, i´ll f***ing stab you f***er, im f***in danger, i been through it all ekse, you see this f***in scar, its from a f***in bullet, went rite through ekse. f***in im from f***in yeoville and i´ll stab you´
as you can imagine, i was packing out on the floor, im talkin packing tents here. the skinny cape man nearly stabbed with his butter knife. shit!
all in all, i wasnt drunk and the cipher was wak. so this sub-mash expedition gets
8-) 8-) 8-) coolguy smilies out of five. come on, i got major a**.
peace and may the coolguy smilies be with you
big sam as bitch cracker man in ´wow, what beautiful breasts!´
Title: Faet and Space
Post by: SOYA DADDY on October 12, 2004, 01:04:00 AM
jeah...nuwepussy..ha,h,ah...you got beef with the white woman liking rap huh??i love it when a rap show is full of whiteness...makes the chances of vomiting much less.you were the girl with the conscious hat that looked like a tropical hat......all nations??eeeeuuuwwww...mad dirty.
ICEBOX....that dude is too sick!!!!jeahh!!dawg.......
i was the guy who was naked at the back....the handsome nigga being perved on the whole night.
Title: Faet and Space
Post by: Dpleezy on October 12, 2004, 01:55:00 AM
naaa man,,, i can´t have been the doggy poo dude,,, i have no memory of talking about dog poo.
i almost entered the MC battle but decided that it probably wasn´t a good idea being that I´m not an MC.