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Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on November 14, 2005, 10:57:53 PM
Whats the dumbest/funniest isht you ever read on an AG forum thread?..
I'm talking about isht that just make you say WTF 8O

My top 2:
"Konfab & Sensai Tate are the SAME PERSON.." Anonymous Chicken head back in the day..

"Don't ever mention MF Doom & Mzekezeke in the same person..for they are the SAME PERSON" 8O  :lol: Deacon Frost I believe it was thats responsible for that gem..
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Tek on November 14, 2005, 11:06:37 PM
It has to be mos of what that dood said about ow kanye west's rap is dope but cats like common can't flow :twisted:  :twisted:

*B&tchchisa that dude to hell please*
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on November 14, 2005, 11:40:29 PM
...but Common really hasn't got the best flow in the industy on a real...
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Original Syn on November 15, 2005, 12:04:13 AM
Ok fine, I'll agree that Common hasn't got the best flow in the world, BUT he has an infinitely listenable flow, which is f***in tite and he's certainly better than Kanye...come on now they not even on the same planet.

Other than that, everytime I see a CPt vs. Jozi or a any of that idiotic regional bullshit I just gotta cast a beseeching glance at the heavens....oh yah and everytime a newby comes on some  "Yo I'm the Rillist Son, Yo I eat piece of shit emcees liek you fo brekfist...Yo I'm a killa yo....Yo you cant f*** wit me yo I'm the best thing since toilet paper....etc etc etc etc "  :roll:
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Tek on November 15, 2005, 01:36:42 AM
Yeah, cape town vs Jozi sucks, even worse is that Underground vs  Commercial ramble :twisted: , i can't stand it, how i hate it, add to that some of that "Hiphop aint what it used to be, those cla**ic days, the golden era, blah,blah, blah, clearly people aint listening to common-"it aint 94, we can't go back :!:  :!: "
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Original Syn on November 15, 2005, 01:44:06 AM
microsoft is born, yo.... co-siggidy
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru on November 15, 2005, 02:17:43 AM
fuq it I wanna hear that Grimey 90's sound! Cats these days aint making music like they used to..
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Tek on November 15, 2005, 10:37:39 AM
Arrghh, Tate, in 93, it was people aint making music like we used to in the early 80s. We can't go back, thats refusal to progress, i wants to hear me some Neptunes, futuristic-Demolitionman-type-sounds 8), add some little John while your at it, that southside isht :D
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Thornz on November 15, 2005, 12:07:03 PM
he he he CRuNk music...
is it jus me or does lil john fuk up every song wen make a so called "remix"... Fat Joe's lean bak 4 eg--> i couldnt stand it afta THA KING OF JUNK made a remix of that...i mean thers a lil john remix for everything noweven britney spears 4 kaks sakes!

that nig_a nuthin but a loud midget who managed 2 brainwash overzelous teens hi on crack-ex lookin 4 sumin to bone..

why tha heeeell would i spend 150 buks on an album full of " get up b i ch shake dat fa t a** b ic h crunk in this bi ch bring dat shi bi tch yeah!!!"  
n no there nothin wrong wid progress Tek... tha right type of progress would be apreciated tho...
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on November 15, 2005, 12:07:46 PM
Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"

"Don't ever mention MF Doom & Mzekezeke in the same person..for they are the SAME PERSON" 8O  :lol: Deacon Frost I believe it was thats responsible for that gem..


Nah mang I can honestly say that wasn't me
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Thornz on November 15, 2005, 12:11:33 PM
oh and bak 2 tha topic, tha titest (as opposed 2 dumbest) shi i seen on ag lately was that thing about MIZCHIF being related to MF DOOM.. i neva knew doom's surname was DUMISILE til now now! maZimbabwean dzokerai kumusha mhani, kuda kupota pasi rese muchiba nyika dzevanhu!! :lol:
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Bobby Banks on November 15, 2005, 12:14:56 PM
Thornz said it. I second that ish Fully!
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on November 15, 2005, 12:16:28 PM
Quote from: "thornz"
maZimbabwean dzokerai kumusha mhani, kuda kupota pasi rese muchiba nyika dzevanhu!! :lol:

Transalation!!!??  :o
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: kinetik on November 15, 2005, 02:19:36 PM
everything j dogg/mastermind dogg/amok has ever posted.
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on November 15, 2005, 02:24:16 PM
^^word
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Tek on November 15, 2005, 02:35:30 PM
That entity manager ude on some grade3 mentality retaliation-that was dum and uncalled for. Chill Bra!! 8)
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on November 15, 2005, 03:22:12 PM
rHYMETOOGAY voting for himself after I served him  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on November 15, 2005, 06:05:54 PM
This post starts & ends with 1 user:

NORMAN BATES aka "The Norm" :lol:
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: The Rappa Rapscallion 6 on November 15, 2005, 06:47:13 PM
:(  Any discussion blaming hip hop for some fcukked up society shite is wack.
     Any discussion of Nas' albums is wack too (esp. Ilmatic) - just be-coz!!  they're all good and there's nothing wrong with Nastradamus.
     Any I anti J-Bux bullshit is wack too.
     Any kid younger than Crazy Lou sayin' "we run this" crap is wack
     *Anyone discussing exclusive Ben Sharpa ish and not upload it is wack (LOL)

Oh ya, thornz, I believe the surname is "Dumile", hence Doom.Dad is South African, mom is West Indian.
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on November 15, 2005, 06:57:23 PM
Quote from: "The Rappa Rapscallion
*Anyone discussing exclusive Ben Sharpa ish and not upload it is wack (LOL)

CO-SIGIDDY On that like Das Efx! :evil:
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: DJ_Nastie_Ed on November 15, 2005, 08:02:09 PM
Actually, Doom is

'part trinidad n part zimbabwaneian'
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: briCK on November 16, 2005, 09:25:55 AM
Well a while ago, there was a thread called Ladies post by rhoze if I am not mistaken, seeing as at the time I did not see who posted it i a**sumed it was about guess what ??? Ladies(hopefully scantily clad) but NOOOOOOOOOO it was a thread calling the Ladies of AG to see half naked men..and i was like at work, half naked woman i can get away withbut half naked men is like WTF!!!!

and tonnes of other shit, I can safley say almost everyone who posts here said something that i was like WTF in agreement on some there people who think like me and there been even more WhatThef***!!! you can't REALLY belive that shit yourself nigga..
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru on November 23, 2005, 02:31:02 AM
Late entry:

Quote from: "Rzeed"
Yeah, I hear ya on this one. Today's generations of kids are nothin but homos. I just wanna kill the crap out of a 50 Cent or Brittany Spears fan.
They even make our styles look gay as well, making South Pole and Ecko look "preppy". People like them kinda make me hate Hip-Hop. There's
nowhere to go but underground!!!
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru on November 23, 2005, 06:31:49 AM
Man they keep coming!

Quote from: "Ghetto Rat"
Cena sounds betta than some these Soth Side rappers.At hes not a gimmick.
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: briCK on November 23, 2005, 09:19:10 AM
Quote from: "TATEguru"
Late entry:

Quote from: "Rzeed"
Yeah, I hear ya on this one. Today's generations of kids are nothin but homos. I just wanna kill the crap out of a 50 Cent or Brittany Spears fan.
They even make our styles look gay as well, making South Pole and Ecko look "preppy". People like them kinda make me hate Hip-Hop. There's
nowhere to go but underground!!!


WTF?
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: briCK on November 23, 2005, 09:20:09 AM
Quote from: "TATEguru"
Man they keep coming!

Quote from: "Ghetto Rat"
Cena sounds betta than some these Soth Side rappers.At hes not a gimmick.


AWWWWWWW HAAAAAAAIL NAAAW


MAN WHAT THE f***??
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru on November 23, 2005, 02:44:45 PM
YUP there is some SERIOUSLY dumb isht posted on these boards... :twisted:
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: crus-ou on November 23, 2005, 02:54:10 PM
Quote from: "TATEguru"
YUP there is some SERIOUSLY dumb isht posted on these boards... :twisted:


Freedom of Expression can be a real bitch sometimes...
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: briCK on November 23, 2005, 03:54:11 PM
Quote from: "crus-ou"
Quote from: "TATEguru"
YUP there is some SERIOUSLY dumb isht posted on these boards... :twisted:


Freedom of Expression can be a real bitch sometimes...


I always say there is a fine line between and opinion and self expression.

Now i do belive anyone can say whatever they want, but if you do not have the decencency to articulate your thoughts and care to make them understandable to normal Humans then f*** dude I will stapple your lips together.

Example: the Kid complain about 50 and Britany..I undersand what he is trying express and get across, BUT he does not bother to articulate, this is mostly a Hip Hop Site so talking about Britany Spears and Grouping him with 50Cents shows he does not care about the Audience he pretty much comes across as "Shit I AM DOWN TOO", in this Case US. See where I am going, now this is my opinion and an example of expression, you HAVE no choice but take it, agree or not its is thought out and I have expressed my thoughts and thus my thoughts expressed!!!


Halla
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Original Syn on November 23, 2005, 11:35:48 PM
f*** all YA'LL... I say Britney Spears IS 50 Cent...yes they are one and the same person....She :roll:  sings baby hit me one more time, and peeps tried to kill 50..he's darin them to try again....and Have you ever seen 50 and Britney at the same place at the same time :? NO...see theres the proof....ALSo, we all agreed on the other 50 thread with his GQ pics that he's gay..so obviously he's had a homo relationship with Justin Timberlake...also now his/her husband Kevin Federline is gettin into hip hop...Mark my words he's gonna sign to G-Unit....I'm tellin you, believe...
BTW Cena is the TROOF, you cant see him...anybody wit an imitaion gold belt wit a spinna in the centre is too DAM REAL!!!!
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: briCK on November 24, 2005, 09:33:04 AM
Quote from: "syntactic"
f*** all YA'LL... I say Britney Spears IS 50 Cent...yes they are one and the same person....She :roll:  sings baby hit me one more time, and peeps tried to kill 50..he's darin them to try again....and Have you ever seen 50 and Britney at the same place at the same time :? NO...see theres the proof....ALSo, we all agreed on the other 50 thread with his GQ pics that he's gay..so obviously he's had a homo relationship with Justin Timberlake...also now his/her husband Kevin Federline is gettin into hip hop...Mark my words he's gonna sign to G-Unit....I'm tellin you, believe...
BTW Cena is the TROOF, you cant see him...anybody wit an imitaion gold belt wit a spinna in the centre is too DAM REAL!!!!


WTF? hahahaha
Title: On Downloads
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on March 23, 2006, 04:45:28 PM
Quote from: "Ta-Piwe"
post me this stuff on TDK as MP3

my Post BOX

will be anthrax for once

struggle to get this where i'm from

come through just on the real side



PO BOX 14067
SIDWELL
PORT ELIZBETH
6061

TA-piwe

i'll catch as soon as

and any other stuff too, i need it like crack addicts
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Dpleezy on March 23, 2006, 05:22:02 PM
how did i miss this thread! hahah,,, :)

hey,,, i never talk about ben sharpa exclusives and don't post them! that's slander.
Title: Re: On Downloads
Post by: Original Syn on March 23, 2006, 10:25:33 PM
Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
Quote from: "Ta-Piwe"
post me this stuff on TDK as MP3

my Post BOX

will be anthrax for once

struggle to get this where i'm from

come through just on the real side



PO BOX 14067
SIDWELL
PORT ELIZBETH
6061

TA-piwe

i'll catch as soon as

and any other stuff too, i need it like crack addicts


I cant decide if this is a complete WTF or if this Ta-piwe is the most audacious person on the AG... I mean fo real he aint even been here a minute and he's already on some "Yo nicca post me that shit at yo expense or on the hope I'm gon re-emburse..."
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Last of the old AG Hittaz on March 24, 2006, 07:20:45 AM
syntactic wrote

f*** all YA'LL... I say Britney Spears IS 50 Cent...yes they are one and the same person....She  sings baby hit me one more time, and peeps tried to kill 50..he's darin them to try again....and Have you ever seen 50 and Britney at the same place at the same time  NO...see theres the proof....ALSo, we all agreed on the other 50 thread with his GQ pics that he's gay..so obviously he's had a homo relationship with Justin Timberlake...also now his/her husband Kevin Federline is gettin into hip hop...Mark my words he's gonna sign to G-Unit....I'm tellin you, believe...
BTW Cena is the TROOF, you cant see him...anybody wit an imitaion gold belt wit a spinna in the centre is too DAM REAL!!!!


THANK YOU!!!!!!!

At least someone here understood the post! As another person said that I should have elaborated, yeah, I probably should have but like anyone, you would have been annoyed with Pop fans trying to a**imilate on Hip-Hop culture and yeah, 50 Cent was not in the same genre of music as Britney until he crossed over. Just look at the type of fans he has.
Title: Re: On Downloads
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on March 27, 2006, 03:43:34 PM
Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
Quote from: "Ta-Piwe"
post me this stuff on TDK as MP3

my Post BOX

will be anthrax for once

struggle to get this where i'm from

come through just on the real side



PO BOX 14067
SIDWELL
PORT ELIZBETH
6061

TA-piwe

i'll catch as soon as

and any other stuff too, i need it like crack addicts


This is mos def a contender  :lol:  :lol:
Title: On Zubz vs Munetsi Battle
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on March 27, 2006, 05:56:37 PM
This dood keeps bringing it:

quote="Ta-Piwe"]only one way to prove it everyone knows that
but instigator tate i'm in P.E., but smelling your shoes even though i'm next to a sewage :evil: .

Motives Motives Motives :twisted:

i just hope it's nothing personal you have between the two mceez[/quote]

Do people actually READ the threads the reply to?.. :?:  :roll:
Title: Re: On Zubz vs Munetsi Battle
Post by: Dpleezy on March 27, 2006, 06:02:31 PM
Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
Do people actually READ the threads the reply to?.. :?:  :roll:


i try not to,,, makes it more abstract
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: eraze on March 27, 2006, 06:15:17 PM
mmm...MOST OF THE SHIT POSTED BY CHILDakapoet...


thats my word
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Bobby Banks on March 27, 2006, 06:50:13 PM
Quote from: "Ta-Piwe"
you don't know shit
if you don't know shit


Nuff said...
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on March 28, 2006, 01:47:21 PM
This is like the black belt of stupidity OMFG

http://www.africasgateway.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=10018&sid=05f490f4d67c537a376c77dddfa93a43
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on April 07, 2006, 04:07:43 PM
Cla** say hello to Eraze:

Quote from: "eraze"
hey peeps...never mind me....i had a cold, plus i was` tired of watching internet pron so...i decided to talk shit.....

( i have decided, to follow jesus, so help me god.....)- nice track
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: crus-ou on April 07, 2006, 04:36:15 PM
Dumbes Shit PEriod - "A Shower cures AIDS" OMFG
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: eraze on April 07, 2006, 04:37:11 PM
and his younger but equally stupid competitor....tate formally of rhodes university currently pursuing other wanking ventures in North c***aLaka...

Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
eraze, i was also watching pron when i replied to your stupid post, am sorry bra, i think my bra was strpped to tight , plus my pubic area got cornrows, they are killing me, i will send u a picture of me and britney in CHIMURENGA, just to show u how sorry i am



sucker
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: eraze on May 04, 2006, 05:47:52 PM
and we have a new contributer to the STUPID CLa** 2006


meet Tate...

Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
Quote from: "Sunshine"

This sickness is strange, Zimbabwe was not collapsing when Mugabe attacked the farmers. He could have easily retired with his millions.
But African elites want power and all of it.


This is not true I believe.


Title: t8
Post by: RuSh on May 04, 2006, 06:18:07 PM
hey tate my add is

5 parker street
hillside
PE
6059

send me the big daddy kane broe   :wink:  :D
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on May 04, 2006, 06:46:06 PM
Quote from: "eraze"
and we have a new contributer to the STUPID CLa** 2006


meet Tate...

Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
Quote from: "Sunshine"

This sickness is strange, Zimbabwe was not collapsing when Mugabe attacked the farmers. He could have easily retired with his millions.
But African elites want power and all of it.


This is not true I believe.




Don't be ig'nant Eraze.

If you read the rest of that post you would see my justification for that statement.
Once again Eraze you make bold unfounded ign'ant claims. Shame really cozI thought you knew better :roll:

+ How juvenile is it to make sh*t up acting like I wrote it?...

ERAZE LOST!
Title: Botsotso on Lee's contribution to Hip Hop in Mzansi
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on May 19, 2006, 06:51:48 PM
Time to air another mo'fo out...

Quote from: "Botsotso"
Whut has that BITCH Lee exactly done for hip hop? Played a hip hop track list thats prepared by the white dude behind her. She's done a lot more to promote Chingy, HHP and the likes. Hip hop is not a moral school or church, so don't non of u  clit lickin motherf***ers try to play a parentin role on me. I copped the new YMAG, and it's basically the same shit as the Hype, only difference is that the YMAG is better written, wit occa**ional pretentions by that ugly BITCH Lee at being intelligent. Rush u think u buddies cause she gave u a shout on the editorial. She's just being nice, and lookin for validation. So choke on a shit sandwiche and go to hell.
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on June 18, 2006, 04:59:07 PM
Cla** say hello to sdhula:

Quote from: "Sduhla"
As for Nthabi, I don't argue wit chicks!
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: RearrangedReality on June 19, 2006, 12:29:13 PM
Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
Cla** say hello to sdhula:

Quote from: "Sduhla"
As for Nthabi, I don't argue wit chicks!


 :lol:

This just sounds funny.
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: LaLindi on June 19, 2006, 12:29:29 PM
Quote from: "Deacon Frost"
This is like the black belt of stupidity OMFG

http://www.africasgateway.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=10018&sid=05f490f4d67c537a376c77dddfa93a43


Hahaha, that was f***ing hilarious, hahaha what a adude... is he still on here? what happend to him lmgdao... hahahaha... :lol:  :cry:  :D  :cry:  :P
Title: Explicit Justifying the use of the word N*gga by a caucasian
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on November 17, 2006, 01:23:54 PM
Cla** Say hello to Explicit:

Quote from: "explicit"
Ha ha Its evident a cheezy white boy, "Like yourself" has nothing to do but try discredit others! I pitty you and your pathetic attempt at trying to start something, I dont think I offended a spoilt brat like you, since you dont really fit in anywhere, I fit some how did offend someone then I send my apology, but not to Sensai_Tate you can keep running your mouth like a rich little f***ed up kid!

I think you missed the point! for the second time might I add! I spoke to reason, dome, zulu-boy, morale, saun pages, Donnie Brasco, episode, Batttlekat and Spaceman, Amazing enough they dont have a problem with the word "Nigga", so I dont think  you get the point maybe the solution is you dont belong here! Take a minute to think about it!

Explicit
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on November 17, 2006, 01:27:27 PM
Dare we forget the cla**ic:

Quote from: "Explicit"
"...Think about we are all happy today. And as for equal, I think the balance has shifted beyond equal, in S.A you have B.E.E and lot of black impowerment projects. In the States a Rapper is allowed to say what he wants and still make Millions, In Europe an African footballer gets a Good Salary and is not selected or left ont because of his skin colour. In Africa I dont think there is a White president and the coutry is run by Africans, not that i have a problem with that. I honestly dont know what your point is any more unless you want slaver to be reversed and maybe that will make you happy?...."


Explicit
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Vexer on November 17, 2006, 06:45:28 PM
Quote from: "thornz"
.. maZimbabwean dzokerai kumusha mhani, kuda kupota pasi rese muchiba nyika dzevanhu!! :lol:


Hindava kuwanza muface.Wavhundutswa neyi?
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on January 09, 2007, 10:45:20 AM
Talking about Insecurity. :? dumbest post :lol:

 
Quote from: "rhymetodie"
I am in fact tempted to upload a track i with these other "SICK" local mcz..don't know if i shud coz itz still a rough sctrach(sp)..Now am a lil scared tht ya all gonna judge it from a critics perspective an most people are "just too much" truth speakin...so ya all shud first promise me ya won't judge tha track on a critics perspective rather a fan perspective..Do i hve ya word???? :cry: .....Ghetto Rat would tell ya all how i get on Cyphas an battles :wink:
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Saskia on January 09, 2007, 11:18:03 AM
Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
I been seeing this ad on Channel O about some new show called "Mzansi Rides" hosted by DJ Ready D & Saskia...could this be AG's very own bi-sexual vixen on mainstream satallite TV?.. :?:  8O  :)  :D  :P  :twisted:


 Me a presenter? Cum now Tate.... :roll:
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on January 22, 2007, 01:32:42 PM
Cla** say hello to One_Man_Army:

Quote from: "One_man_army"
Connect Share Build? Mara you gents are stupid, that line sounds like an Entity wanna bee! Some bring a phrase that you didnt not bite.

Why not define all theres words that "D_Planet" suggested and see if they fit.

Connect- Mena I agree we all connected the internet you know the bullshit. We all cool with this one

Share- Ya Share, Hate share "Hype mag is not doing anything for cape town" wine wine wine, You f***s is like toddlers. Share the fact that this sit should be called "Africashateway" cause if you not from cape town "WE Dont f***in  Like you"

Build- "Build?" What? You destroy more than you create! Every comment is bullshit that most you bitches type! Want examples? "AHHH who was dissing Skwatta and then started to butt kiss like groupies? Sensai Tate and Rob_CUM. Who kept discrediting xplicit and why he leave? Senai Tate, That confused journalist bullshit dont work with me bitch, so let me run into you at a show punk, I"ll f*** you up, Dont discredit my boy like that Mother f***er. So do something.

As for the designs "f***in Stupid" Wena Sensai tate! Grow bullz my nigga cause this game an't for kinders!


Strong Contender for "Dumbest Sh*t EVER posted".
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: SolitaryNative on January 22, 2007, 01:47:54 PM
Yes Tate grow some f***in Bullz bra!
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on January 22, 2007, 02:09:37 PM
jim carrey'son to his father:
"GROW UP DADDY,GROW UP"
True story :lol:
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on February 15, 2007, 07:12:20 PM
Thought this post belonged in this thread...

Ladies & gentlemen say hello to CASH. Most of you should already be familiar with his posts from his constant hi-jacking of otherwise positive threads but this one takes the cake & warrants a nomination into the "DUMBEST SH*T U EVER READ thread:

Quote from: "cash"
Quote from: "RearrangedReality"
Just curious. How come you can afford all of this with an income of R100K a year?

not hating bro I'd like to understand.


look man! roughly i got 10grand a month i make! thats my basic budget! i also make a lil more on the side!
if i need gear HIPHOP JOINT hooks me up! they endorse the Pyramid! k swiss be f***in wit us too! im also a qualified sound engineer so i make a bit on that in my spare time! i sell my beats too! do a few gigs,but ones that pay well!

u tellin me u cant afford a bottle of Henny,new kicks every month or a lil ice? cmon man! i dont buy shit like jay z do but im cool! im gonna get there and so will u.

if u put ya mind to it, u can make and spend R10000 in one day and still have 10 grand tomorrow! its all about financial intelligence! ps. i read a lot of Kiyosaki(Rich Dad Poor Dad fame!!!!) and i analyse people like Richard Branson and Donald Trump, even Jay Z and Russell Simmons! my attitude is not " i cant afford it" its "how can i afford it"!!! then i hustle and get it!!!!
i hustle for things i got!
plus i keep my expenses on the low by buyin mostly in CASH!!!!!!! and building a**ets rather than liabilities!

.... its no wonder u confused when i talk about money! we are never taught about it! were just told that its the root of all evil! hence the negativity towards it ever being mentioned!

it is what it is!!!!
now back to the Vodka and Hennessey topic!!! :D
yo D, what labels/brands u messin wit man!!!???


This ladies and gentlemen is a guy who claims to have read & more importantly UNDERSTOOD Kiyosaki?
PLEASE
If you understood the literature you claim to have read you would realise what are true "a**ets".

A R1800 replica fake diamond chain is NOT an a**et.
An overpriced replica New York Yankees fitted cap is not an a**et;
Overpriced low end vodka?an a**et? I think not.
Depreciable clothes & shoes - a**ets? You guessed it ....NOT!

In fact these are EXACTLY the consumption patterns the literature preaches AGAINST.

That post, like much of your egotistical bragadoccio, is just dumb cash.

Be careful that while you can fool some of the people some of the time the majority of us on AG have been here a minute & actually understood the influences shaping your frame of reference. Please do not insult our intelligence by referencing things you have NO IDEA about just coz it sounds smart.

OVERSTAND the mental poison.

If you were humble enough maybe you would actually learn something from some of the great minds on this here site.
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on February 15, 2007, 09:37:17 PM
Just how old is this Cash character?
How old does he think we are?
Has he ever even tasted Henessey?

This kid claims to make R100 000 a year? Go f*** yourself kid.
What kind of work do you do? Judging from your usual posts, you're obviously still very immature and stupid, now you insult our intelligence by expecting us to believe this shit. You're a funny motherf***er.

Tate already pointed out most of the stupidity that i noticed, but here's some more.

Endorsements dont work the way you think they do. You dont just rock up at a shop and they give you what you want. There is a budget involved and a timespan over which you get your goods. they are also usually only given to individuals that are well known. Who knows you except for a few cats around your square WHO LISTEN TO T-BO'S SHITTY SHOW and AG'ers who have to put up with your constant bullshit.This means that endorsing you wouldn't benefit HHJ in ANY WAY. They didn't get as big as they are by being idiot businessmen. They probably understand Kiyosaki.

K-swiss is a huge multinational, same applies to them.

There, I have made my weekly contribution to these forums.

P.S. You didn't have a real number one radio hit. The listeners on that show constitute less than 1% of the south African radio audience. Now go log in with your drama boy alias and try to start beef with me, but I'm just being real.

"I'm a whole lot bigger than I look on TV so physically, you niggers dont want it with me." - Chino XL
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on February 16, 2007, 06:50:12 AM
Hahahahahaha! Whooowee! Its been my birthday all week! Ag is finally standing up against this bullshit.Big up pyro,the rest of ag will slowly reveal how stupid these fools are.i cud quote their stupid a**es all day.they need they own dumb thread!
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: DRAMA BOY on February 16, 2007, 09:45:50 AM
Quote from: "pYROKINETIX"
Just how old is this Cash character?
How old does he think we are?
Has he ever even tasted Henessey?

This kid claims to make R100 000 a year? Go f*** yourself kid.
What kind of work do you do? Judging from your usual posts, you're obviously still very immature and stupid, now you insult our intelligence by expecting us to believe this shit. You're a funny motherf***er.

Tate already pointed out most of the stupidity that i noticed, but here's some more.

Endorsements dont work the way you think they do. You dont just rock up at a shop and they give you what you want. There is a budget involved and a timespan over which you get your goods. they are also usually only given to individuals that are well known. Who knows you except for a few cats around your square WHO LISTEN TO T-BO'S SHITTY SHOW and AG'ers who have to put up with your constant bullshit.This means that endorsing you wouldn't benefit HHJ in ANY WAY. They didn't get as big as they are by being idiot businessmen. They probably understand Kiyosaki.

K-swiss is a huge multinational, same applies to them.

There, I have made my weekly contribution to these forums.

P.S. You didn't have a real number one radio hit. The listeners on that show constitute less than 1% of the south African radio audience. Now go log in with your drama boy alias and try to start beef with me, but I'm just being real.

"I'm a whole lot bigger than I look on TV so physically, you niggers dont want it with me." - Chino XL


PLS DONT a**UME MOTHERf***ER COZ U HAV JUST MADE AN a** OUT OF U & ME....DRAMA BOY IS ME.... MOTHERf***ER I AM HIP HOP...I LISTEN TO HIP HOP....I AM THE f***EN EAR TO THIS SHIT THT U CALL SA HIP HOP.... I DONT START BEEF I AM BEEF....SO U FINALLY HAD THE BALLS TO STAND FOR YO UNDERGROUND BELIEFS... I AM GLAD U THINK CASH & I R 1 PERSON COZ THT BOY IS WINNER...

SO I GUESS U ANOTHER HATER...OH WELL MAY THE CRACK BE WITH U, FROM NOW U WILL BE CRACKS BIGGEST DEALER YO HATE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO MORE CRACK LOVERS... DONT U UNDERSTAND THT BY HATING U WASTING ENERGY, U HAV ALREADY WASTED TIME BY WRITING THIS USELESS INFO COZ IT WONT BENEFIT U OR YO UNDERGROUND BUDDIES...INSTEAD U SPREADING THE LUV U DUMB PIECE OF SHIT.....I DONT HAV ANY BEEF WITH U OR ANYONE FOR THT MATTER BUT R U BLIND DONT U C THE FUTURE OF SA HIP HOP OR MAYBE U NAIVE... DO U REALLY THINK YO MENTALITY IS THE FUTURE... THERES TOO MANY OUT THERE JUST LIKE U... I FEEL SORRY 4 U f***S
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Bobby Banks on February 16, 2007, 09:58:24 AM
At least drama boy wont have to be quoted to be on this prestigeous thread. he modestly put himself on.
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: RearrangedReality on February 16, 2007, 10:02:41 AM
Quote from: "mugabe"
At least drama boy wont have to be quoted to be on this prestigeous thread. he modestly put himself on.


ouch
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: DRAMA BOY on February 16, 2007, 10:56:52 AM
Quote from: "mugabe"
At least drama boy wont have to be quoted to be on this prestigeous thread. he modestly put himself on.


AT LEAST THERES f*** ALL U CAN DO BOUT DRAMA BOY... SO LET Lil' DRAMA BOY BE COZ HE DONT GIVE A FLYING f*** BOUT A BUNCH OF UNDERGROUND HATERS....WRITE YO SHITTY LITTLE COMMENTS ON AG SPREAD THE LOVE...
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Bondizzo on February 16, 2007, 12:08:24 PM
E-Thugging at its best, and for the other poster saying that cash doesn't understand kiyoski is a bit negligent, I don't even know why I'm defending this cocky guy. So he spent R1800 on a replica fake chain and spends money on expensive beer, its cause the profession he's in expects him to do that, no one will take him seriously if he doesn't, to be a start one has to look and act as a star. Drama boy you need to let it go and be humble, 90% of your posts are worthless by attacking other ppl, say something constructive at times, I know in this case you got offended first but theres nothing to prove by sitting behind a pc acting like a thug
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on February 16, 2007, 05:11:17 PM
Quote from: "Bondizzo"
...and for the other poster saying that cash doesn't understand kiyoski is a bit negligent, I don't even know why I'm defending this cocky guy. So he spent R1800 on a replica fake chain and spends money on expensive beer, its cause the profession he's in expects him to do that, no one will take him seriously if he doesn't, to be a start one has to look and act as a star.

Glad to see this thread will grow itself with peeps VOLUNTEERING dumb s#it
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on February 16, 2007, 05:15:48 PM
Quote from: "DRAMA BOY"
Quote from: "mugabe"
At least drama boy wont have to be quoted to be on this prestigeous thread. he modestly put himself on.


AT LEAST THERES f*** ALL U CAN DO BOUT DRAMA BOY... SO LET Lil' DRAMA BOY BE COZ HE DONT GIVE A FLYING f*** BOUT A BUNCH OF UNDERGROUND HATERS....WRITE YO SHITTY LITTLE COMMENTS ON AG SPREAD THE LOVE...


I'm really starting to belive ag should have an IQ test before people can join the site
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Just Dee on February 16, 2007, 05:30:35 PM
Quote from: "Deacon Frost"

I'm really starting to belive ag should have an IQ test before people can join the site


chuuurccch!!!
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: zoolooo1 on February 17, 2007, 10:52:39 AM
Quote
Quote from: DRAMA BOY
Quote from: "pYROKINETIX"
Just how old is this Cash character?
How old does he think we are?
Has he ever even tasted Henessey?

This kid claims to make R100 000 a year? Go f*** yourself kid.
What kind of work do you do? Judging from your usual posts, you're obviously still very immature and stupid, now you insult our intelligence by expecting us to believe this shit. You're a funny motherf***er.

Tate already pointed out most of the stupidity that i noticed, but here's some more.

Endorsements dont work the way you think they do. You dont just rock up at a shop and they give you what you want. There is a budget involved and a timespan over which you get your goods. they are also usually only given to individuals that are well known. Who knows you except for a few cats around your square WHO LISTEN TO T-BO'S SHITTY SHOW and AG'ers who have to put up with your constant bullshit.This means that endorsing you wouldn't benefit HHJ in ANY WAY. They didn't get as big as they are by being idiot businessmen. They probably understand Kiyosaki.

K-swiss is a huge multinational, same applies to them.

There, I have made my weekly contribution to these forums.

P.S. You didn't have a real number one radio hit. The listeners on that show constitute less than 1% of the south African radio audience. Now go log in with your drama boy alias and try to start beef with me, but I'm just being real.

"I'm a whole lot bigger than I look on TV so physically, you niggers dont want it with me." - Chino XL
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This is a haters mentality right there!!! Nothing positive.....u and most of u insecure, envious, misled etc AG hustlers???? hahahah( u make me laugh )....u the type thats content with living a mediocre lifestyle and the type that definately makes no profound difference in the world whether u alive or dead, but we need people like that( im gona hire u in the future ) hating on somebody for dreaming big is the same mentality that employees are made of.... claiming to be REAL? what the f*** do u know about being real??? There is a few smart cats on this site, some just got it twisted and then the rest is ur plain haters with PHDs! Black people generally dont like each other, we dont trust each other, and we definately dont like seeing somebody else better of then ourselves...the ones who r better of aint really doing much to help the next black man.....no matter what ur perseptions are about the next man...lets learn tolerance and do this sh!t.....! I mean, white people dont like each other but they tolerate each other like a motherfukcer all for the sake of the bigger community!!! How can u hate something thats all about prosperity? Some will always hate but its bcos they dont know better...real n!ggas will show love and pay respect where its due! The rest either dont give a sh!t or they just need to understand so they can get with the program!!! THE REALEST NIGGA ALIVE!!!
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: cash on February 19, 2007, 09:28:45 AM
hahahahaa!!!!!!
yall cats is hilarious! whys that dude mad that i make my paper and got endorsements!? :lol:  if that aint a hater then what the f*** is? he probably dont have no tracks on any top ten!

as for me being DRAMA BOY! 8O  :D  :D  cmon! dont let ur imagination get the best of u lil nigga!
the thing about kiyosaki is - he dont say dont floss! he say use ur a**ets to generate income to buy the fly shit! i understand that! i aint got no debts! im clean! the fly shit dont hurt my bank accounts! its spare doe! :lol:

whether or not that dude believe me or not! its irrelevant! you gon see  the videos soon!!!! u gon see how we got those endorsements!!!!hahahhahahaha!!!!!! maybe u shud learn a few things! :lol:

get the f*** outta here!!!!!!!
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Tonnes on February 19, 2007, 12:06:09 PM
Quote from: "Deacon Frost"


I'm really starting to belive ag should have an IQ test before people can join the site


 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: cash on February 19, 2007, 01:55:17 PM
Quote from: "MuseRaw"
Quote from: "Deacon Frost"


I'm really starting to belive ag should have an IQ test before people can join the site


 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


WHAT??!!!!!
and rob us of cla**ic buffoonery like threadstalker, king hintsa, pyrokinetix, sdudla, brick!...hahahhahahaha...... :D  :D  :D

what wud AG be without these cornerstones of intelligence!!!! :D
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: briCK on February 19, 2007, 02:04:14 PM
Quote from: "cash"
Quote from: "MuseRaw"
Quote from: "Deacon Frost"


I'm really starting to belive ag should have an IQ test before people can join the site


 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


WHAT??!!!!!
and rob us of buffoonery like  brick!...hahahhahahaha...... :D  :D  :D

what wud AG be without these cornerstones of intelligence!!!! :D


aye money brains,,,first spell mky name right and second I am smart

E = MCsquared!
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: cash on February 19, 2007, 04:20:38 PM
Quote from: briCK
Quote from: cash
Quote from: "MuseRaw"
Quote from: "Deacon Frost"




aye money brains,,,first spell mky name right and second I am smart


hahahaha! mky name.....i am smart :D  :D same dude who digs Selwyn :lol:  i love AG!!!! hahahahahahhaaaa :D
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on February 20, 2007, 02:52:14 AM
Quote from: "cash"

the thing about kiyosaki is - he dont say dont floss! he say use ur a**ets to generate income to buy the fly shit! i understand that! i aint got no debts! im clean! the fly shit dont hurt my bank accounts! its spare doe! :lol:

Somebody please give this young man a clue.

Mr R100 000 per annum with dependants AND a house in Randburg gonna act like he got spare loot to spend on overpriced fake status symbols  :roll:

You don't even need to read Kiyosaki to realise that over-spending on FAKE items of conspicuous consumption (especially at that income level) is plain DUMB.

Fakeness transcends the jewellry & reflects in the music.

OVERstand the mental POISON.
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Bobby Banks on February 20, 2007, 05:56:07 AM
Ice cold!
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: cash on February 20, 2007, 09:05:27 AM
Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
Quote from: "cash"

the thing about kiyosaki is - he dont say dont floss! he say use ur a**ets to generate income to buy the fly shit! i understand that! i aint got no debts! im clean! the fly shit dont hurt my bank accounts! its spare doe! :lol:

Somebody please give this young man a clue.

Mr R100 000 per annum with dependants AND a house in Randburg gonna act like he got spare loot to spend on overpriced fake status symbols  :roll:

You don't even need to read Kiyosaki to realise that over-spending on FAKE items of conspicuous consumption (especially at that income level) is plain DUMB.

Fakeness transcends the jewellry & reflects in the music.

OVERstand the mental POISON.



thanks for the advise man! ur wisdom transcends bullshit and reflects in the long a** essays u post!
 :D
smart a**!!!! :D
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on February 20, 2007, 09:07:15 AM
Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
Quote from: "cash"

the thing about kiyosaki is - he dont say dont floss! he say use ur a**ets to generate income to buy the fly shit! i understand that! i aint got no debts! im clean! the fly shit dont hurt my bank accounts! its spare doe! :lol:

Somebody please give this young man a clue.

Mr R100 000 per annum with dependants AND a house in Randburg gonna act like he got spare loot to spend on overpriced fake status symbols  :roll:

You don't even need to read Kiyosaki to realise that over-spending on FAKE items of conspicuous consumption (especially at that income level) is plain DUMB.



Fakeness transcends the jewellry & reflects in the music.

OVERstand the mental POISON.


ACCORDING TO THE AFRICASGATEWAY  SOUNDSCAN HATERS CHARTS
SENSAI TATE HAS TOPPED THE CHARTS @ NO.1,Sduhla is keepin it real there 2 No.2. Syntactic @ No.3D Planet dropped 2 no. 50 :P hes out of the charts.Bricks is out too.


HATERS:

1.Sensai Tate
2.Sduhla
3.Syntactic
4.Deacon
5.Cash and Monopoly Haters

Bonus:
Rob One  (hidden hater)
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Papa ThReAdS on February 20, 2007, 09:53:18 AM
Quote from: "Rip_the_jacker"

ACCORDING TO THE AFRICASGATEWAY  SOUNDSCAN HATERS CHARTS
SENSAI TATE HAS TOPPED THE CHARTS @ NO.1,Sduhla is keepin it real there 2 No.2. Syntactic @ No.3D Planet dropped 2 no. 50 :P hes out of the charts.Bricks is out too.


HATERS:

1.Sensai Tate
2.Sduhla
3.Syntactic
4.Deacon
5.Cash and Monopoly Haters

Bonus:
Rob One  (hidden hater)


I know this fool didnt leave me out that list! :twisted:  :twisted:  :evil:
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: DRAMA BOY on February 20, 2007, 10:48:55 AM
Quote from: "ThreadStalker"
Quote from: "Rip_the_jacker"

ACCORDING TO THE AFRICASGATEWAY  SOUNDSCAN HATERS CHARTS
SENSAI TATE HAS TOPPED THE CHARTS @ NO.1,Sduhla is keepin it real there 2 No.2. Syntactic @ No.3D Planet dropped 2 no. 50 :P hes out of the charts.Bricks is out too.


HATERS:

1.Sensai Tate
2.Sduhla
3.Syntactic
4.Deacon
5.Cash and Monopoly Haters

Bonus:
Rob One  (hidden hater)


I know this fool didnt leave me out that list! :twisted:  :twisted:  :evil:


U NOT WORHTY THREAD... RIP PROBABLY DOES NOT CONSIDER U A HATER..HE PROBABLY FIGURES U DONT EXIST....SO GET OVER IT :D

SENSEI_HATE U NEED TO GROW THE f*** UP COZ YO ANALYSIS IS POINTLESS... TO ME U R JUST ANOTHER SCARED LITTLE BITCH...

THREAD STALKER SINCE U HAV SUCH A BIG MOUTH WHY DONT U JACK 1 OF CASH'S BEATS & KILL IT, INFACT THAT IS A CHALLENGE TO ANYONE OUT THERE WITH BALLS TO USE A BEAT FROM THE MONOPOLY COZ TO BE HONEST A SHIT LOAD OF MCEES ON AG R WHACK..... IF NO-ONE TAKES THE CHALLENGE MY POINT WUD BE PROVEN.....

WHO HAS THE BALLS TO SHUT DRAMA BOY UP........
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Vexer on February 20, 2007, 11:46:25 AM
Quote from: "DRAMA BOY"


SENSEI_HATE U NEED TO GROW THE f*** UP COZ YO ANALYSIS IS POINTLESS... TO ME U R JUST ANOTHER SCARED LITTLE BITCH...


Shit like this I don't understand.Exactly what do u contend Tate is scared of?

How is Tate being a "bitch"?
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: DRAMA BOY on February 20, 2007, 12:06:42 PM
HE IS f***EN SCARED OF THE NEW SCHOOL...HE IS BUSY HATING ON SHIT THT IS IRRELEVANT... CASH MIGHT BE FLOSSING(ACCORDING TO SOME HATERS) BUT WHT PART OF THAT IS FAKE... SENSEI_HATE HAS NOTHING ON THIS BOY, JUST LIKE MOST OF AG HAS NOTHING ON THE MONOPOLY BUT PIPS IS STILL HATING...
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: crus-ou on February 20, 2007, 12:17:31 PM
Quote from: "DRAMA BOY"
HE IS f***EN SCARED OF THE NEW SCHOOL...HE IS BUSY HATING ON SHIT THT IS IRRELEVANT... CASH MIGHT BE FLOSSING(ACCORDING TO SOME HATERS) BUT WHT PART OF THAT IS FAKE... SENSEI_HATE HAS NOTHING ON THIS BOY, JUST LIKE MOST OF AG HAS NOTHING ON THE MONOPOLY BUT PIPS IS STILL HATING...


  :?
Somehow I dont  think that's quite it - Drama Boy.

"New School", whatever that means,  is inevitable because that's the nature of hip hop - dynamic

maybe we need to think about this one.....  :?:  :idea:
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: DRAMA BOY on February 20, 2007, 12:27:30 PM
SO WHTS YO TAKE CRUS-OU... DO U HAV A BETTER ANALYSIS
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on February 20, 2007, 12:59:29 PM
Quote from: "ThreadStalker"
Quote from: "Rip_the_jacker"

ACCORDING TO THE AFRICASGATEWAY  SOUNDSCAN HATERS CHARTS
SENSAI TATE HAS TOPPED THE CHARTS @ NO.1,Sduhla is keepin it real there 2 No.2. Syntactic @ No.3D Planet dropped 2 no. 50 :P hes out of the charts.Bricks is out too.


HATERS:

1.Sensai Tate
2.Sduhla
3.Syntactic
4.Deacon
5.Cash and Monopoly Haters

Bonus:
Rob One  (hidden hater)


I know this fool didnt leave me out that list! :twisted:  :twisted:  :evil:


Ummmmh! Who r u again?
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Vexer on February 20, 2007, 01:02:14 PM
I don't understand the fear u're talking about.

Pliz elaborate what u mean by he's "scared of the New Skool".

Exactly what's the "New Skool" about that warrants this observation of "fear" u claim to have observed in Tate?

U telling me you think Tate's shuddering in fear somewhere @ the thought of the "New Skool"?

U can't be serious.

Do u honestly think anyone has room for such "fears" in their life or is your ego just out of control?

Is this the reason why u go as far as calling him a "bitch"?
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: cash on February 20, 2007, 01:12:59 PM
:D hahahaha!!!!!!!!! :D
threadstalker is such a loser!!! hahaha

he couldnt even make the hater list!!!!
nobody cares if u exist nigga :D damn! that nigga shudnt hav bust a nut!!hahahahahaha :D

sensei tate is jus gonna flip whatever any1 says and turn it into an issue!!!!!:D
this is the master of negativity and scritiny! this dude critisizes any thing he can get hold of!!! he a dirt gatherer!!! the type who shud be a lawyer or somethin! nice one RIP! he definitely no1! his greatest achievement! hahaha :lol:

ps. to drama boy! u think u a manager or something u lil f***! :D
look! these niggas aint ready for these type o beats i got man! this is crack man! its that futuristic shit! they aint got the calibre to spit on em! thanks for the props lil nigga, but thats where it stops!!!! more crack comin.......

they aint ready! im addressin these hatin a** AG hoes on the new joints!!!! look out! plus if these punks wana see me! come to the CRACK MOVEMENT on 2 march!!!!! its the greatest event of the hiphop calendar " matter fact, lets call the next one, THE CRACK REVOLUTION!!!!!! i look forward to meetin u Drama Boy!! u a crazy a** nigga!! :lol:
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: cash on February 20, 2007, 01:27:30 PM
Quote from: "Rip_the_jacker"
Quote from: "ThreadStalker"
Quote from: "Rip_the_jacker"

ACCORDING TO THE AFRICASGATEWAY  SOUNDSCAN HATERS CHARTS
SENSAI TATE HAS TOPPED THE CHARTS @ NO.1,Sduhla is keepin it real there 2 No.2. Syntactic @ No.3D Planet dropped 2 no. 50 :P hes out of the charts.Bricks is out too.


HATERS:

1.Sensai Tate
2.Sduhla
3.Syntactic
4.Deacon
5.Cash and Monopoly Haters

Bonus:
Rob One  (hidden hater)


I know this fool didnt leave me out that list! :twisted:  :twisted:  :evil:


Ummmmh! Who r u again?


hahahahahahahhahhaha :D
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on February 20, 2007, 02:13:56 PM
Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
Quote from: "cash"

the thing about kiyosaki is - he dont say dont floss! he say use ur a**ets to generate income to buy the fly shit! i understand that! i aint got no debts! im clean! the fly shit dont hurt my bank accounts! its spare doe! :lol:

Somebody please give this young man a clue.

Mr R100 000 per annum with dependants AND a house in Randburg gonna act like he got spare loot to spend on overpriced fake status symbols  :roll:

You don't even need to read Kiyosaki to realise that over-spending on FAKE items of conspicuous consumption (especially at that income level) is plain DUMB.

Fakeness transcends the jewellry & reflects in the music.

OVERstand the mental POISON.


Smells like ether to me tate
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on February 20, 2007, 02:38:51 PM
Quote from: "DRAMA BOY"
HE IS f***EN SCARED OF THE NEW SCHOOL...HE IS BUSY HATING ON SHIT THT IS IRRELEVANT... CASH MIGHT BE FLOSSING(ACCORDING TO SOME HATERS) BUT WHT PART OF THAT IS FAKE... SENSEI_HATE HAS NOTHING ON THIS BOY, JUST LIKE MOST OF AG HAS NOTHING ON THE MONOPOLY BUT PIPS IS STILL HATING...

you don't think a R1800 40inch "diamond" chain is fake?..
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: DRAMA BOY on February 20, 2007, 02:45:57 PM
Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
Quote from: "DRAMA BOY"
HE IS f***EN SCARED OF THE NEW SCHOOL...HE IS BUSY HATING ON SHIT THT IS IRRELEVANT... CASH MIGHT BE FLOSSING(ACCORDING TO SOME HATERS) BUT WHT PART OF THAT IS FAKE... SENSEI_HATE HAS NOTHING ON THIS BOY, JUST LIKE MOST OF AG HAS NOTHING ON THE MONOPOLY BUT PIPS IS STILL HATING...

you don't think a R1800 40inch "diamond" chain is fake?..


U TELL ME IF THT IS RELEVANT
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on February 20, 2007, 02:51:48 PM
Like I said "fakeness transcends the jewlery" and manifests itself in the music.
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: cash on February 20, 2007, 03:28:04 PM
Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
Like I said "fakeness transcends the jewlery" and manifests itself in the music.


 :D get a girl man!
u givin me way too much attention 8O
it must be cos u startin to see the future!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
what was that?.....yeah, the monopoly!!!!!!!!
THAT CRACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on April 25, 2007, 11:54:26 PM
Any ideas on what we could rename this thread to seeing as we've got regular volunteering contributors now?
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: blaqsouljah on April 26, 2007, 08:56:20 AM
shit i completely missed the latter parts of this thread!!!  8O

okay, so what are we measuring in 40 inches again? the diamond or the fake chain??  8O  :lol:

and it all costs how much??? ZAR 1,800???  8O  8O  8O  8O

@ tate: maybe something along the lines of "kids say the dumbest things!"
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: cash on April 26, 2007, 09:37:26 AM
:D
ZAR!
wait till yall see my new GRILLS :D !
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: syc on April 26, 2007, 10:32:31 AM
Quote from: "cash"
:D
ZAR!
wait till yall see my new GRILLS :D !


i pray that ur joking
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: cash on April 26, 2007, 10:46:55 AM
i got the ICEBREAKER grill on GRILLSBYPAULWALL.COM. check em out!
hahahahahaha :lol: i wish i was jokin too man! :lol:
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: the brand® on April 26, 2007, 01:40:33 PM
Quote from: Sensai_Tate

"Don't ever mention MF Doom & Mzekezeke in the same person..for they are the SAME PERSON" 8O  quote]

what r u tryin to imply tate
btw u and konfab one is mzakes the other doom?
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on April 27, 2007, 09:59:51 AM
We have a candidate for Most Valuable Poster on this thread:

Quote from: "CASH"
...its like ya DICK! u gotta hav a big dick, but if u got a GIGANTIC dick, u aint gon get no a**! the honeys gone run away from ya! i got a boy wit a big cock! they like loookin at it! but he never gets no a**! hahahahhaahha
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Zee-Supreme on May 02, 2007, 06:27:43 AM
Okay I am confused let's have a quick mathematical remedial review. Okay (he takes a deep breath)--

If you make R 10 000 per month, and there is usually 12 months in a year. Wouldn't that bring your total income to 120 000. I don't know. I just thought that I would add my two cents.

Disclaimer: " A Fool and his money are soon parted."

If you caking buy a**ets that appreciate. Invest in property, create multiple streams on income. Start a C-Corporation, or a limited liability corporation. Invest in  a**et Protection, insurance, Unit trust accounts etc.
Be a good paper player.Dudes want to be rich focus on wealth building. Have a millionaires mindset there is more to life than being flashy. See yall at the top....
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Zee-Supreme on May 02, 2007, 06:35:35 AM
By no means am I trying to beef with anybody. But if anyone felt offended good cos I dont give a fuk. " Your bank versus mine, cos if you ballin, then what I'm doing can't be defined...
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on May 02, 2007, 07:15:04 AM
Quote from: "Zee-Supreme"
Okay I am confused let's have a quick mathematical remedial review. Okay (he takes a deep breath)--

If you make R 10 000 per month, and there is usually 12 months in a year. Wouldn't that bring your total income to 120 000. I don't know. I just thought that I would add my two cents..


ACTUALLY...

Quote from: "cash on Thu Jan 25, 2007"
(I) personally gross R100 000 a yr.so dont worry about me, but thanks for caring!haha


here's the link to the thread: (http://www.africasgateway.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=15409&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=randburg&start=75&sid=9f0dcc3e6aa6a2223aeee4c12b20d0b0)

...don't body yourself.
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Killa Merc on May 02, 2007, 10:46:20 AM
Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
Any ideas on what we could rename this thread to seeing as we've got regular volunteering contributors now?


How about "Crack makes you Wack" or "How Crack makes you Wack" Kidding! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on May 02, 2007, 03:36:16 PM
Quote from: "merchant"
Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
Any ideas on what we could rename this thread to seeing as we've got regular volunteering contributors now?


How about "Crack makes you Wack" or "How Crack makes you Wack" Kidding! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Not bad suggestions there..
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Zee-Supreme on May 02, 2007, 05:36:03 PM
Thanks for the correction. I just thought the math was wrong. And trust me, I am not worried about your numbers. You aint even on my radar.
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: N.A 187 on May 03, 2007, 08:59:28 AM
Heads diffending the fact that Nveigh bit on a "supposible freestyle", then when i met him in that Freedom day gig he denied it.

How cute :oops:
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: cash on May 03, 2007, 10:03:06 AM
dumbest shit ever nominee no.1 -
187 a**asin - Heads diffending the fact that Nveigh bit on a "supposible freestyle", then when i met him in that Freedom day gig he denied it.

How cute

hahahahahha!!!!! dude your grammar? :lol: it a**asinates me everytime! hahahahahaha

ps. yall niggas really really on my dick damn! :wink:
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Trinidad-Hux on May 03, 2007, 10:09:32 AM
Quote from: "187a**asin"
Heads diffending the fact that Nveigh bit on a "supposible freestyle", then when i met him in that Freedom day gig he denied it.

How cute :oops:


didn't you pound N'veigh at the gig?he says you denied ever saying he bit you and that you claimed you were being framed.i'd like to hear you rap though.
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on June 11, 2007, 04:57:51 AM
Cla** say hello to zeesupreme...

Quote from: "Zee-Supreme"
[...I bodied alot of chicks homey so to come at me with one dime is hilarious..


In fact wait that whole "how you living" thread:
http://www.africasgateway.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=20280
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on June 14, 2007, 10:23:59 AM
Looks like this thread will live forever...

Cla** say hi to the latest attention seeking teenager - a dam(n) ant:

Quote from: "Adamant"
TOPIC: WHO'S EXPLOITING UNDERGOUND HIP HOP?


 8O                           8O                                     8O
FACT - He has recently made a compilation with some of the country's dopest underground emcees

BUT - he makes the wackest beats.

Infact his beats are so WACK, some of the emcees on the compilation confess to dealing with him because of free studio time and 'publicity' -

Who am i talking about????


CLUE NO.1 - He is a foreigner in South Africa, he has no experience with Hip Hop, he doesn't know Hip Hop, infact he is a straight punkster who listened to punk in his country and only got to the game because of what it could do to put him on the map & because he got some dough 7 hooked up with the right people.

CLUE NO.2 - He's the cat who's a** a lot of emcees kiss because working with one of his kind, gives hope to third world hustlers who can't think far enough to see that what he's 'doing for them' , they can do for themselves.

CLUE NO.3 - If you read up about him, you will realise that his posts tend to justify on his behalf and he is constantly trying to prove that he is not really exploiting artists but he's just a hard worker and a visionary who got all of this bright ideas by himself because he's white & of course that makes him just sooooooo smart!

people, people, purple people, when are we gonna learn :?:

BE WARNED THIS THREAD COULD DISAPPEAR VERY FAST!!! MARK MY WORDS!!!!


And by the way peeps, please don't crack your heads on this one, it's right in your face.

And please do not despair, i have every desire to reveal who i'm talking about, the point is i want ya'll to figure it out yourselves and along with me.

Hola!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Blizzard on June 14, 2007, 11:42:16 AM
Quote from: "DRAMA BOY"
NO OFFENCE TO ANYONES PARENT(s) BUT f*** THE PUBLIC SECTOR.... PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DOING THE SAME JOB FOR YRS & EXPECTS THE GOV TO IMPROVE THEIR LIVES 4 THEM f*** THT IDEA.PUBLIC SECTOR MUST TAKE RESPOSIBILTY OF THEIR LIVES.... PEOPLE MUST IMPROVE THEIR OWN LIVES & NOT BLAME THE ONLY GOVERNMENT THTS DOING THEIR JOB...

THE PUBLIC SECTOR MUST DROWN THEMSELVES & SIMPLY GET ANOTHER JOB.....


This one takes all the accolades
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: SolitaryNative on June 14, 2007, 02:08:27 PM
Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
Looks like this thread will live forever...

Cla** say hi to the latest attention seeking teenager - a dam(n) ant:

Quote from: "Adamant"
TOPIC: WHO'S EXPLOITING UNDERGOUND HIP HOP?


 8O                           8O                                     8O
FACT - He has recently made a compilation with some of the country's dopest underground emcees

BUT - he makes the wackest beats.

Infact his beats are so WACK, some of the emcees on the compilation confess to dealing with him because of free studio time and 'publicity' -

Who am i talking about????


CLUE NO.1 - He is a foreigner in South Africa, he has no experience with Hip Hop, he doesn't know Hip Hop, infact he is a straight punkster who listened to punk in his country and only got to the game because of what it could do to put him on the map & because he got some dough 7 hooked up with the right people.

CLUE NO.2 - He's the cat who's a** a lot of emcees kiss because working with one of his kind, gives hope to third world hustlers who can't think far enough to see that what he's 'doing for them' , they can do for themselves.

CLUE NO.3 - If you read up about him, you will realise that his posts tend to justify on his behalf and he is constantly trying to prove that he is not really exploiting artists but he's just a hard worker and a visionary who got all of this bright ideas by himself because he's white & of course that makes him just sooooooo smart!

people, people, purple people, when are we gonna learn :?:

BE WARNED THIS THREAD COULD DISAPPEAR VERY FAST!!! MARK MY WORDS!!!!


And by the way peeps, please don't crack your heads on this one, it's right in your face.

And please do not despair, i have every desire to reveal who i'm talking about, the point is i want ya'll to figure it out yourselves and along with me.

Hola!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1


What??!! El-P  moved to SA???????? hehe
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Zee-Supreme on June 15, 2007, 08:18:15 PM
Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
Cla** say hello to zeesupreme...

Quote from: "Zee-Supreme"
[...I bodied alot of chicks homey so to come at me with one dime is hilarious..


In fact wait that whole "how you living" thread:
http://www.africasgateway.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=20280


Wow, you went through all this trouble for me. Are you trying to resurrect your tired old thread? I see what you are doing. I'm on to em.....Dig a hole muthaf***a bury yourself!!!!!!!!
Title: crazy
Post by: cocky bastard on June 19, 2007, 01:10:56 PM
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Title: Re: crazy
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on June 19, 2007, 01:32:39 PM
Quote from: "cocky bastard"
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Title: Re: crazy
Post by: RearrangedReality on June 19, 2007, 01:35:21 PM
Quote from: "Deacon Frost"
Quote from: "cocky bastard"
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Title: Re: crazy
Post by: RearrangedReality on June 19, 2007, 01:47:11 PM
Quote from: "Deacon Frost"
Quote from: "cocky bastard"
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Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on June 19, 2007, 01:54:46 PM
^^ has he no shame blatantly advertising his shit like that  :twisted:
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on July 15, 2007, 11:37:04 PM
& it don't stop.

This one from regular contributor drama BOY:

Quote from: "drama BOY"
......DID SOMEONE SAY LANDMYNDS R BLAZING THOSE DIRTY LOOKING MOTHER f***ERS.... NIGGERS NEED TO SHOWER BE4 TBO PLAYS THEM.....FACT OF THE MATTER IS YO'LL R TOO f***EN WACK 4 TBO....
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: briCK on July 16, 2007, 09:43:23 AM
wow
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on August 12, 2007, 11:58:16 AM
Ladies & Gentlemen there is a good chance we have a "dumbest shit you ever read on AG" hall of famer here:

Quote from: "Bondizzo"
just got the mag, the cd is weak, about only 3 good tracks on it and most of it sounds like hip hop 10 years ago, why are you guys trying to bring it back instead of moving forward, the excess scratching and all is all played out, how the hell did track 8 (I'm not a Thug) get on the cd, I cant picture anyone rocking that lol, also heard the c4 track, I'm not impressed, his style is old sounds like gangstar, If this is the look for african hip hop then we might as well give up now, seriously
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: SIR DEEJAY MZU on August 12, 2007, 08:52:12 PM
Talking about himself........

Quote from: "DRAMA BOY"
.SOME AG PIPS R REALLY STUPID SO PLS DO NOT WORRY THIS SHIT HAPPENS EVERYDAY...NUCCAZ IS STUPID
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: briCK on August 13, 2007, 09:11:01 AM
Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
Ladies & Gentlemen there is a good chance we have a "dumbest shit you ever read on AG" hall of famer here:

Quote from: "Bondizzo"

the excess scratching and all is all played out, how the hell did track 8 (I'm not a Thug) get on the cd


I'm not a thug by Maradonna?

if you talking about that one...that shit is doper than life!
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Tonnes on August 13, 2007, 09:31:50 AM
Quote from: "briCK"
Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
Ladies & Gentlemen there is a good chance we have a "dumbest shit you ever read on AG" hall of famer here:

Quote from: "Bondizzo"

the excess scratching and all is all played out, how the hell did track 8 (I'm not a Thug) get on the cd


I'm not a thug by Maradonna?

if you talking about that one...that shit is doper than life!


Thats the realest shit right there...bondizzo should say he does not relate or something
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: DRAMA BOY on August 13, 2007, 11:56:29 AM
Quote from: "M.Z.U"
Talking about himself........

Quote from: "DRAMA BOY"
.SOME AG PIPS R REALLY STUPID SO PLS DO NOT WORRY THIS SHIT HAPPENS EVERYDAY...NUCCAZ IS STUPID


IF TELLING THE TRUTH IS  STUPID THEN I GUESS I AM STUPID... IF HATING  UNDERGROUND HIP HOP IS STUPID THEN HEY GUESS WHT DBOY IS STUPID....

MZU HONESTLY IM NOT STUPID IM JUST DRAMA BOY...THTS IT
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: DRAMA BOY on August 13, 2007, 12:06:25 PM
Quote from: Sensai_Tate
& it don't stop.

This one from regular contributor drama BOY:

WHO THE f*** MADE SENSEI-TATE A MODERATOR... CANT WE GET PIPS WHO NOT UNDERGROUND TO RUN SHIT
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: dat dude who happens to rap! on August 13, 2007, 01:31:52 PM
Quote from: DRAMA BOY
Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
& it don't stop.

This one from regular contributor drama BOY:

WHO THE f*** MADE SENSEI-TATE A MODERATOR... CANT WE GET PIPS WHO NOT UNDERGROUND TO RUN SHIT



Ladies and Gentleman

The front runner for this award followed closely by bondizzo is.......

Drum roll
DRAMABOY
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: dat dude who happens to rap! on August 13, 2007, 01:32:21 PM
Quote from: DRAMA BOY
Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
& it don't stop.

This one from regular contributor drama BOY:

WHO THE f*** MADE SENSEI-TATE A MODERATOR... CANT WE GET PIPS WHO NOT UNDERGROUND TO RUN SHIT



Ladies and Gentleman

The front runner for this award followed closely by bondizzo is.......

Drum roll
DRAMABOY
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Blizzard on August 13, 2007, 01:46:39 PM
Everything that Blondizzo and DRAMA QUEEN had ever said in this forum
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Tonnes on August 13, 2007, 03:27:30 PM
Quote from: "Tornado"
Everything that Blondizzo and DRAMA QUEEN had ever said in this forum


 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

This can be renamed as drama vs blond because they trying to outdone each other with thier dumb a** posts.
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Msanii_XL on August 13, 2007, 06:59:39 PM
Quote from: "Tornado"
Everything that Blondizzo and DRAMA QUEEN had ever said in this forum


I find it quite hard to disagree with this statement....
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Killa Merc on August 13, 2007, 08:03:46 PM
Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
Ladies & Gentlemen there is a good chance we have a "dumbest shit you ever read on AG" hall of famer here:

Quote from: "Bondizzo"
just got the mag, the cd is weak, about only 3 good tracks on it and most of it sounds like hip hop 10 years ago, why are you guys trying to bring it back instead of moving forward, the excess scratching and all is all played out, how the hell did track 8 (I'm not a Thug) get on the cd, I cant picture anyone rocking that lol, also heard the c4 track, I'm not impressed, his style is old sounds like gangstar, If this is the look for african hip hop then we might as well give up now, seriously


I'm not a thug is one of the dopest tracks I've heard in a while.
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on August 15, 2007, 04:09:28 PM
Quote from: DRAMA BOY
Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
& it don't stop.

This one from regular contributor drama BOY:

WHO THE f*** MADE SENSEI-TATE A MODERATOR... CANT WE GET PIPS WHO NOT UNDERGROUND TO RUN SHIT


Hey tate dog I'm sayin tho you need to go fetch the ban-stick from the safe and get at drama queen  8O
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on August 15, 2007, 05:56:15 PM
M'kay:

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Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: cash on August 16, 2007, 01:50:29 PM
i jus dont beleive Maradona!
he's not beleivable.......as a hard nigga YEAH!
but as an MC.......NAWWW!

maybe cats givin him props cos they scared! LOL
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Mr Dymize on August 16, 2007, 01:57:50 PM
@Sensai_Tate

You Watch South Park too...

BAN who?
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Msanii_XL on August 16, 2007, 05:58:12 PM
Quote from: "cash"
i jus dont beleive Maradona!
he's not beleivable.......as a hard nigga YEAH!
but as an MC.......NAWWW!

maybe cats givin him props cos they scared! LOL


so you gave him props coz you shook?

a**backwards talking a** ninja
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on August 16, 2007, 06:52:28 PM
Quote from: "cash"
i jus dont beleive Maradona!
he's not beleivable.......as a hard nigga YEAH!
but as an MC.......NAWWW!

maybe cats givin him props cos they scared! LOL


I suppose lines like:
Quote from: "The cashless Clone"
"Check your time,
I'm checking mine on Jacob's Wrist"
 
are more believable?:?

You mean this Jacob?:
http://jacobandco.com/catalog.htm

as in Jacob the Jeweler?...

"We don't believe you we need more People!"
Go 'head with your (admittedly) R1400 fake 40inch chain!

Fantasizing a** clones!
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Bondizzo on August 16, 2007, 08:51:25 PM
Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
Quote from: "cash"
i jus dont beleive Maradona!
he's not beleivable.......as a hard nigga YEAH!
but as an MC.......NAWWW!

maybe cats givin him props cos they scared! LOL


I suppose lines like:
Quote from: "The cashless Clone"
"Check your time,
I'm checking mine on Jacob's Wrist"
 
are more believable?:?

You mean this Jacob?:
http://jacobandco.com/catalog.htm

as in Jacob the Jeweler?...

"We don't believe you we need more People!"
Go 'head with your (admittedly) R1400 fake 40inch chain!

Fantasizing a** clones!


The chain isnt fake, he didn't say its diamond, I've seen it myself and its flashy
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Msanii_XL on August 16, 2007, 09:16:30 PM
lol @ tate

Some of you ninjas have the nerve...what with living in gla** houses and shit...
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on August 16, 2007, 10:36:27 PM
I'm bored at work so I will respond.

Quote from: "Bondizzo"
The chain isnt fake, he didn't say its diamond, I've seen it myself and its flashy


YES he DID say it was read here:

Quote from: "cash the plastic-man clone"
Quote from: "mizi."
I have a question. Do u have the ice u talk about on your necks and wrist? If so, I have no further questions. If not, can you explain the reason why you speak about it.

Straight forward question and bear in mind that I am not trying to change you


yeah! im the ice man! ask t bo touch when i came to his show! i was blindin niggas!!!! the temperature froze below sub zero in there!!!
im rockin my 40' bezel - chain right now!
ask morale who walks around with a frozen S on his chest!!!!!

IM POLAR NIGGA!!!!!
they call my earrings SLIDING DOORS!!!! hahaha! its jus me man! i like jewellery man! my moms got me into that! i got 5 stars tatted on my arm cos i shine like that man!!!


Then he also said:
Quote from: "cash the plastic-man clone"
as for the bezel chain! it was approx. R1800! i aint ballin on that level YET!!!!


LINK: http://www.africasgateway.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=16361&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=fake+chain&start=30&sid=a1988c136e7c26834f0de6369951e359

The urban dictionary defines "ICE" as:

2)- Expensive jewelry, usually in the form of diamonds that is worn in either necklace, ring, chain, or earrings

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ice

Anyone with even the slightest intellegence can tell you NO authentic "ice" of any kind can be purchased for just R1800 or approx US$243 - Basically the Price of a cubic zirconia RING not even Chain!

Dumb a**, fake over-priced PLASTIC jewelry a**, wearing CLONES!!!
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Bondizzo on August 17, 2007, 08:24:11 AM
He said it was a bezel chain from the beginning, and that still falls under bling, including gold and sterling
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: cash on August 17, 2007, 08:53:53 AM
Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
I'm bored at work so I will respond.

Quote from: "Bondizzo"
The chain isnt fake, he didn't say its diamond, I've seen it myself and its flashy


YES he DID say it was read here:

Quote from: "cash the plastic-man clone"
Quote from: "mizi."
I have a question. Do u have the ice u talk about on your necks and wrist? If so, I have no further questions. If not, can you explain the reason why you speak about it.

Straight forward question and bear in mind that I am not trying to change you


yeah! im the ice man! ask t bo touch when i came to his show! i was blindin niggas!!!! the temperature froze below sub zero in there!!!
im rockin my 40' bezel - chain right now!
ask morale who walks around with a frozen S on his chest!!!!!

IM POLAR NIGGA!!!!!
they call my earrings SLIDING DOORS!!!! hahaha! its jus me man! i like jewellery man! my moms got me into that! i got 5 stars tatted on my arm cos i shine like that man!!!


Then he also said:
Quote from: "cash the plastic-man clone"
as for the bezel chain! it was approx. R1800! i aint ballin on that level YET!!!!


LINK: http://www.africasgateway.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=16361&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=fake+chain&start=30&sid=a1988c136e7c26834f0de6369951e359

The urban dictionary defines "ICE" as:

2)- Expensive jewelry, usually in the form of diamonds that is worn in either necklace, ring, chain, or earrings

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ice

Anyone with even the slightest intellegence can tell you NO authentic "ice" of any kind can be purchased for just R1800 or approx US$243 - Basically the Price of a cubic zirconia RING not even Chain!

Dumb a**, fake over-priced PLASTIC jewelry a**, wearing CLONES!!!


so WHERE did i say ITS DIAMONDS u dumb illiterate f***?

u even quotes me sayin - I AINT BALLIN ON THAT LEVEL YET! ie.DIAMONDS!!!!!!!!!
do u understand ENGLISH?

wow! u finally decided to bless us with ur own piece on this thread!
WELL DONE!
now u and drama boy got sumthin in common! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

stupid a** f***!!!!!
ps. do u dig up the shit i post all day?
that shit was posted AGES AGO!!!!! hahhahahaha!!!!!

DO I MAKE THAT MUCH OF A DIFFERENCE IN UR LIFE NIGGA?
thats some STAN shit for real!!!!

ps. i never gave Maradona props....i gave TWR props,them other dudes was spittin fire!!!!! they good wit me! but Mara-he like the weakest in the crew! why are we talkin bout - IM NOT A THUG anyways? that joint was out like what? TWO YRS AGO!!!!! cmon man! its stale!!!!!

ps.MONOPOLY VIDEO SHOOT IS GOIN DOWN THIS SAT AND SUNDAY!!!
theme. CARS,CHICKS AND BLING!!!! holler!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Bondizzo on August 17, 2007, 09:28:18 AM
lol I was also wondering why he went digging for your old posts lol, Cash I think you've got this guy cause its clear your always somewhere in his mind
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on August 17, 2007, 10:31:29 AM
Quote from: "Bondizzo"
He said it was a bezel chain from the beginning, and that still falls under bling, including gold and sterling

LMBAO!  :lol:  :lol: GOLD & Steling silver = bling to your low aiming self?  :?
Way to aim high there buddy. Gold hasn't been cool since what? MY ADIDAS   :?  

Anyway I tire of this discussion so go ahead call me names little boys.

"These cats drink champagne & toast death & pain,
like slaves on the ship talking about who got the flyest chain" (c) Talib Kweli
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: cash on August 17, 2007, 11:02:17 AM
nigga u caught in the past!
dont u know that shelltoes and GOLD is BACK like cooked crack!!!!!!!
matter fact im rockin my adidas right now! fresh to death
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: cash on August 17, 2007, 11:09:53 AM
ps. f*** Talib Kweli!!!!!!!!!
ima toast and talk my shit! ima be flossin like a maf***er tomorrow-look out for the video COMIN SOON! niggas wonder why it snowed in jozi! im that COLD nigga!!!!!!!
 :D  :D  :D  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on August 17, 2007, 11:39:12 AM
Somebody LOST :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: cash on August 17, 2007, 11:39:40 AM
Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
Quote from: "Bondizzo"

Gold hasn't been cool since what? MY ADIDAS   :?  

Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: cash on August 17, 2007, 11:45:02 AM
wow Tate, are u tryin to out do Drama Boy in one day!!!!??????

amazing!
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on August 17, 2007, 04:57:19 PM
Quote from: "Deacon Frost"
Somebody LOST :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

You're telling me man. These kids BEEN losing!
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: ootz on August 17, 2007, 07:06:37 PM
Quote from: Sensai_Tate
Quote from: "TATE THA SENSAI"

"These cats drink champagne & toast death & pain,
like slaves on the ship talking about who got the flyest chain" (c) Talib Kweli


REAL TALK
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: cash on August 18, 2007, 09:12:24 AM
Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
Quote from: "Deacon Frost"
Somebody LOST :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

You're telling me man. These kids BEEN losing!


WAKE UP DUNNY!!!!
YOURE LOSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: DRAMA BOY on August 18, 2007, 10:57:45 PM
Quote from: "MuseRaw"
Quote from: "Tornado"
Everything that Blondizzo and DRAMA QUEEN had ever said in this forum


 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

This can be renamed as drama vs blond because they trying to outdone each other with thier dumb a** posts.


OUTDO f***.....DUM a** GO BACK TO SCHOOL.....
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: DRAMA BOY on August 18, 2007, 11:05:06 PM
:D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D ....THIS IS A FUNNY THREAD..... f*** ALL OF YA'LL......REAL TALK :D  :D  :D  :D
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on August 19, 2007, 04:27:32 AM
Quote from: "cash"
...GOLD is BACK like cooked crack!!!!!!!


Where does this belong in a young South African's frame of reference?..

Haven't heard an original thought come from you.

Stop pretending.

Get your own "steez"/ style.
You're a fake duplicate, black & white photocopy, wannabe.
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: SIR DEEJAY MZU on August 19, 2007, 06:10:20 PM
Quote from: "Sensai_Tate"
Quote from: "cash"
...GOLD is BACK like cooked crack!!!!!!!


Where does this belong in a young South African's frame of reference?..

Haven't heard an original thought come from you.

Stop pretending.

Get your own "steez"/ style.
You're a fake duplicate, black & white photocopy, wannabe.


*ouch*
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on August 21, 2007, 07:06:03 PM
Like I was saying drama BOY & BONDIZZO own this thread:

Quote from: "Bondizzo"
Quote from: "explicit"
@ Bondizzo

Dont jump the gun home boy, it will cost around 200k to rent out the Dome for one day, and consider the fact that I got his price last year! Im not sure what its going for now!



Cool I was expecting a bit more, thats 2000 ppl at R100 each, but you'ld need to rent out sound and stage equip for atleast 80g's, plus advertising and few other things, it doesnt sound bad at all from a business point of view, you could easily net a mill if you have 4000 ppl show up


 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
LMBAO! You know for all your "I'm a hustler" talk SIMPLE MATHEMATICS should really be a pre-requisite...
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: hake$y on August 22, 2007, 01:16:07 AM
Quote from: "cash"
nigga u caught in the past!
dont u know that shelltoes and GOLD is BACK like cooked crack!!!!!!!
matter fact im rockin my adidas right now! fresh to death


lol @ R1800 chain.

i a**ume you were only exposed to any form of hip hop early this year?

anyways......
(http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/6681/hake0235sd6.jpg)

one pair of my jordans(R2400)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>than your whole life
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on August 22, 2007, 09:05:48 AM
Quote from: "hake$y"

one pair of my jordans(R2400)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>than your whole life

shots fired! *ducks*
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: cash on August 22, 2007, 10:27:07 AM
talk to me when u have a COLLECTION of JORDANS.
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: hake$y on August 22, 2007, 11:20:31 AM
Quote from: "cash"
talk to me when u have a COLLECTION of JORDANS.


LOL.dnt get get mad son!!!!!!

i got a collection.....but i dont need to show them to you....why?

because like i said one pair>>>>>>>than your whole life
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: d-bomb on August 22, 2007, 11:36:56 AM
^^^^^^ :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


I AINT SAYIN ISH LET THE GAMES BEGIN
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: cash on August 22, 2007, 11:48:53 AM
:D  :D  :D >>>>>>>my whole life!!! bwaaaaaahahhahahahhahahhaa!!!!!

lets see! hmmmm......... just the limited edition nba shelltoe adidas and my new air ones i copped last week, they already reach R2600.

matter fact i got about R20 G's worth of kicks right now! so u a bit short lil scrappy! :lol:  wit yafake a** jordans!!!!! hahahhahahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!

ask anyone who been to the crackhouse nucca! i got kicks like chris browns new single! WALL TO WALL BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: hake$y on August 22, 2007, 12:18:10 PM
Quote from: "cash"
:D  :D  :D >>>>>>>my whole life!!! bwaaaaaahahhahahahhahahhaa!!!!!

lets see! hmmmm......... just the limited edition nba shelltoe adidas and my new air ones i copped last week, they already reach R2600.

matter fact i got about R20 G's worth of kicks right now! so u a bit short lil scrappy! :lol:  wit yafake a** jordans!!!!! hahahhahahahhahahaha!!!!!!!!

ask anyone who been to the crackhouse nucca! i got kicks like chris browns new single! WALL TO WALL BIATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:


oh u mad :cry: ?!

i posted a taste of what i got......wheres your pics?????

im sure a baller like yourself can afford a digital camera
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on August 28, 2007, 07:35:27 PM
At your service:

Quote from: "M.Z.U"
Quote from: "King Ming"
Its Kool Keith not Keith Murray!!! 8)  but along side Ntando?? f***en Faggots :evil:


What happend to the thread bout the dumbest ish ever said on AG....187a**-kissing is a candidate.....
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: SIR DEEJAY MZU on August 28, 2007, 10:20:16 PM
@tate....thanx man
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: d-bomb on August 29, 2007, 08:12:18 AM
and i still await the pics of Cash's 20g's worth of kicks   8)  8)  8)  8)  8)  8)  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: cash on August 29, 2007, 08:42:59 AM
dont worry,they comin!
im compilin a catalogue, its lookin nice!
trust me it'll be worth the wait!
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on September 21, 2007, 08:43:34 AM
ahem:

Quote from: "stix"
600k copies  on the 1st week & tht is game over...who we kidding 50 aint over not by a long shot...personally i am 50 fan & i feel he did rather well on the 1st week... no-one is our (SA) hip hop cud move more (g)units in 6mths or a yr for tht matter....

but well done to kanye but i can be sure tht he wont sell more than 50
Title: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: briCK on September 21, 2007, 09:09:26 AM
^^^^^^^^^^ wow
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on January 22, 2008, 11:15:13 PM
Cla** say hello to a new student MCEkks:

... those goals where outta this continent, I think Egypt shudn't take part in AFCON and instead compete in the Euro, coz they soccer is way beyond the other darkies of the continent.
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Nar8iv on January 23, 2008, 08:15:59 AM
ha ha ha, you actually listed him here! LMAO!
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: RearrangedReality on January 23, 2008, 09:27:22 AM
Cla** say hello to a new student MCEkks:

... those goals where outta this continent, I think Egypt shudn't take part in AFCON and instead compete in the Euro, coz they soccer is way beyond the other darkies of the continent.
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Killa Merc on January 23, 2008, 09:33:37 AM
Cla** say hello to a new student MCEkks:

... those goals where outta this continent, I think Egypt shudn't take part in AFCON and instead compete in the Euro, coz they soccer is way beyond the other darkies of the continent.

Yo! restarting the dark skinned vs white skinned Africans debate. What up briCK!
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Malcom E.K.K.S on January 23, 2008, 10:28:06 AM
Cla** say hello to a new student MCEkks:

... those goals where outta this continent, I think Egypt shudn't take part in AFCON and instead compete in the Euro, coz they soccer is way beyond the other darkies of the continent.


Tate, you welcoming a new student, great, I bet that makes you the lecturer in the cla** of dumbest shit you ever read on AG,huh...U do the introductions and shit, since I have joined u r cla**, u might as well hook me up with tha syllabus coz I like being ahead of schedule. Who the f*** made u Ag police anyways?

(http://www.fortliberty.org/patriotic-humor/patriotic-pictures/how-about-a-nice-cup-of-shut-the-f***-up.jpg)

Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: emceeKasualT on January 23, 2008, 01:36:08 PM
wow.. I just spent the last 30 mins reading this entire thread.. Im still chuckling inside. I now see where the 'hate' syndrome on here originates. Sometimes I see dudes throw ether at each other and I never know where it originates. Now I know..

Some strange arguments on here.. I guess I lost too though.. Ya'll got dough to f*** around...

I feel bad though... I havent copped a pair of sneaks for like 2 years. I get all of them for free for sum dum hip-hop tour I do every year. 8 pairs of Adidas in the past year. I even gave some of them shits away.. This is positively the funniest thread Ive read on AG.
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on March 07, 2008, 10:43:41 AM
Folks we got ourselves a new inductee

What the f*** is y'all talking about???  ??? Snazz is not the dopest cat in SA and nor is Adomis! If these two mother f***ers battled and won against y'all don't a**ume they the dopest tish here! Some of y'all was saying that XPlicit* is dope in battles, he chowed Pro Kid n what not, heard him in Cash* Crack* mix tape and wasn't impressed! What the f*** is y'all talking about!!! Y'all mother f***ers should realize that EC niggaz is running y'all f***s!!! hahahahaa!!!  ;D

I usually ignore the new retard that come on here but I couldnt let this shit slide


For real man. Y'all niggaz need to f***in' up your skills, currently y'all is pathetic  ;D Battle? What battle? I've heard a couple of niggaz from Zim, Bots and Sot that are mad ill in battles....... i'm not talking about niggaz who recite they writtens and pretend they freestyles, fake mother f***ers  ;D I heard J Bux was doing that shit too  :D pathetic! Niggaz in CTN can't even freestyle only a few can actually free and I ask WTF!!!!!  ??? At the end of the day, y'all wanna brag about bull shit... wtf!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't be hating me coz I'm the dick sticking y'all pussies  8)

Y'all is lucky Loxionism ain't around and I don't don't battle any more coz you mother f***ers ain't worth the effort!!!
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on March 07, 2008, 10:47:23 AM
I second the above nomination^^^
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: The Mighty Loks on March 07, 2008, 11:14:34 AM
Third....
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on March 10, 2008, 01:00:07 PM
Look at this bipolar mahf***a

This cat is mad ILL!!! I'm mad impressed.

check out his freestyle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6FxR2A_dzU&feature=related




And then turns around and

@ The ReBBi I'll listen to your beats later dude and will comment  ;). I'm sure y'all mother f***az is convinced that Xplicit is the tish!!! lol

To all the haters, keep hating and please if you're an MC come with a doper freestyle next time! hahhahaha  Y'all suck

EC runs shit mother f***az, y'all know this  ;D

Shout out to CASH and THE MONOPOLY movement the real hustlerz, as said earlier.... haters keeping hating MFz!!!!

YO TATE MANG WHATEVER HAPPENED TO TAKIN AWAY SOMEONES POST STARTING PREVILAGES
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on March 10, 2008, 01:16:19 PM
Ok now!Deacon,Am i missing something whos Universal?
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on March 10, 2008, 01:26:18 PM
^^ Its some other lame that started posting here on thursday
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on March 10, 2008, 01:43:52 PM
Look at this bipolar mahf***a

This cat is mad ILL!!! I'm mad impressed.

check out his freestyle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6FxR2A_dzU&feature=related





And then turns around and

@ The ReBBi I'll listen to your beats later dude and will comment  ;). I'm sure y'all mother f***az is convinced that Xplicit is the tish!!! lol

To all the haters, keep hating and please if you're an MC come with a doper freestyle next time! hahhahaha  Y'all suck

EC runs shit mother f***az, y'all know this  ;D

Shout out to CASH and THE MONOPOLY movement the real hustlerz, as said earlier.... haters keeping hating MFz!!!!

YO TATE MANG WHATEVER HAPPENED TO TAKIN AWAY SOMEONES POST STARTING PREVILAGES

Ha ha ha ha, i think he really needs this

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o271/_thr33/banstick_lg.jpg)
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Nar8iv on March 10, 2008, 01:46:08 PM
i just dont have the energy ::)
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: The Mighty Loks on March 10, 2008, 01:48:19 PM
Look at this bipolar mahf***a

This cat is mad ILL!!! I'm mad impressed.

check out his freestyle http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6FxR2A_dzU&feature=related








Ha ha ha ha, i think he really needs this

(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o271/_thr33/banstick_lg.jpg)

And then turns around and

@ The ReBBi I'll listen to your beats later dude and will comment  ;). I'm sure y'all mother f***az is convinced that Xplicit is the tish!!! lol

To all the haters, keep hating and please if you're an MC come with a doper freestyle next time! hahhahaha  Y'all suck

EC runs shit mother f***az, y'all know this  ;D

Shout out to CASH and THE MONOPOLY movement the real hustlerz, as said earlier.... haters keeping hating MFz!!!!

YO TATE MANG WHATEVER HAPPENED TO TAKIN AWAY SOMEONES POST STARTING PREVILAGES
:D ;D ;D :D ;D :D ;D  WAKAKAKAKAKAKA *cough* *cough* wakakakakak roflmao  WAKAKAKAKAK *cough* *cough*
K that's funny....  :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D   *tear* * tear * * tear*


Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on March 10, 2008, 02:46:47 PM
f*** that fetch the ban-hammer

(http://www.esportslatino.com/wp-content/uploads/banhammer.jpg)

(http://lbegley.googlepages.com/banhammer.jpg)
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on March 10, 2008, 02:51:39 PM
f*** that fetch the ban-hammer

(http://www.esportslatino.com/wp-content/uploads/banhammer.jpg)

(http://lbegley.googlepages.com/banhammer.jpg)

U mad jealous son,That ban-stick is fast & effective with out drawing much attention.
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on March 10, 2008, 02:58:00 PM
but the hammer is more decisive and cant be blocked ;D
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: A pimp named Sarkozy on March 10, 2008, 03:10:12 PM
but the hammer is more decisive and cant be blocked ;D

Tehe!
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Anthony on May 20, 2008, 04:45:17 PM
Has got to be what Rip the Jacker said about Zimbabweans.That takes the cake.
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Inca on June 06, 2008, 10:44:10 AM
Has got to be what Rip the Jacker said about Zimbabweans.That takes the cake.

^^^^ ;D
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: ToXic Candy on July 18, 2008, 04:40:14 PM
It has to be the whole thread called ,"AG PARTY IS ON" started by taxi driver.
Tjo the whole thread was giberrish but damn entertaining. ;D ;D    :D :D
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Tonnes on July 25, 2008, 12:05:34 PM
Someone put ALL mad rapper's posts in here.
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Alcatel on July 29, 2008, 10:21:33 AM
Ghostriders' druglords and gansters post:  http://www.africasgateway.com/forums/index.php?topic=23616.0;topicseen
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Mo'licious on July 29, 2008, 10:31:48 AM
Ghostriders' druglords and gansters post:  http://www.africasgateway.com/forums/index.php?topic=23616.0;topicseen

CO-SIGN THAT!!!!!!!!!!! Dnt quiet know wat the f***ery thats all about.
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: The KWEDZA HOD on July 29, 2008, 09:59:05 PM
Mad rapper. thats all i have to say. Some dumb a** s#it
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Blizzard on August 01, 2008, 12:03:04 PM
check erikah's, owam's,kgz, mad blabber posts
http://www.africasgateway.com/forums/index.php?topic=23660.0
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: TATEguru v.2K9 on August 11, 2008, 06:37:54 PM
Yep:

the game is totallly f***ed, needs more cats like me to spin it up a bit. f*** crackboyz. i wann battle em so much that id eat a dick if they asked me to
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: rob_one on August 11, 2008, 06:40:57 PM
SHould we nominate Mad Rapper / Dub C / Chamillionaire / Kgz as a group or as one guy? Are "they" even eligible now that his account is deleted?

No what is cla**ic? After continually insisting that the other guys were his homies and real people, Mad Rapper ethers himself:

Quote
HEY WHAT THE f*** DID YOU MODERATORS DONE TO MY ACCOUNTS? HEY YOU TRYINA PLAY GAMES WIT ME? f*** YOU DONT TEST MY MIND...I WANT THOSE ACCOUNTS FIXED NOW YOU CLOUNS

That's a grenade to the face. Right there.
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on August 11, 2008, 06:44:57 PM
Finally. Who did it? Milk or Rebbi?
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Malcom E.K.K.S on August 11, 2008, 06:52:55 PM
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: The KWEDZA HOD on August 11, 2008, 07:37:43 PM
LMAO. I haven't done it yet but ima still do damage to some of these dum niccas... Watch me
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: 7-Sense on October 09, 2008, 01:00:19 PM
Quote from: the mad rapper on October 08, 2008, 07:29:09 PM
im used to getting my a** banged by big niggaz.

This takes the crown... Give it up guys...  :D
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Dpleezy on October 09, 2008, 02:14:05 PM
Quote from: the mad rapper on October 08, 2008, 07:29:09 PM
im used to getting my a** banged by big niggaz.

This takes the crown... Give it up guys...  :D

hahaha,,, it doesn't get much better than that  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: cash on October 09, 2008, 02:17:34 PM
hahahahahahahaa!!!! wtf????
Now we know why he's so mad
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: THAT LADY! on October 23, 2008, 11:16:24 AM
Quote from: the mad rapper on October 08, 2008, 07:29:09 PM
im used to getting my a** banged by big niggaz.

This takes the crown... Give it up guys...  :D
he sounds like he enjoys it too .
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Blizzard on November 13, 2008, 11:00:31 AM
all you hand sausages answer this... why the f*** should you pay an artist that can't even sell 100k and you're giving them the opportuinuty (f*** spelling... i'm tired) to perform alongside the f***ing game... for free... the guy that sells 559,076 copies not 35  :-*
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on November 13, 2008, 11:00:42 AM
all you hand sausages answer this... why the f*** should you pay an artist that can't even sell 100k and you're giving them the opportuinuty (f*** spelling... i'm tired) to perform alongside the f***ing game... for free... the guy that sells 559,076 copies not 35  :-*
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: cash on November 13, 2008, 11:07:55 AM
all you hand sausages answer this... why the f*** should you pay an artist that can't even sell 100k and you're giving them the opportuinuty (f*** spelling... i'm tired) to perform alongside the f***ing game... for free... the guy that sells 559,076 copies not 35  :-*

This is equivalent to a Mad Raper comment
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: dat dude who happens to rap! on November 13, 2008, 12:19:42 PM
all you hand sausages answer this... why the f*** should you pay an artist that can't even sell 100k and you're giving them the opportuinuty (f*** spelling... i'm tired) to perform alongside the f***ing game... for free... the guy that sells 559,076 copies not 35  :-*

This is equivalent to a Mad Raper comment


No no this is pretty much  too stupid for mad rapper to say! Wow i see ignorance is the new flu around here!
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Inca on November 24, 2008, 10:29:06 AM
all you hand sausages answer this... why the f*** should you pay an artist that can't even sell 100k and you're giving them the opportuinuty (f*** spelling... i'm tired) to perform alongside the f***ing game... for free... the guy that sells 559,076 copies not 35  :-*

This is equivalent to a Mad Raper comment

^^^^^^ :-X


No no this is pretty much  too stupid for mad rapper to say! Wow i see ignorance is the new flu around here!
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on February 10, 2009, 03:33:55 PM
New one up!

I'ts his baby why would she say it's his baby while he knows it's not?
I mean one must know when they concived,right?
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Mrs Jones on February 16, 2009, 12:33:18 AM
New one up!

I'ts his baby why would she say it's his baby while he knows it's not?
I mean one must know when they concived,right?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha Jay-Lee right??
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on February 16, 2009, 10:15:44 AM
Nope, its our own little Mad Rapette, Wildcandy/Toxic Candy.
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Mrs Jones on February 16, 2009, 05:40:22 PM
LOL yeah I remember now, she's the dame that uses Ciara's picture as her profile pic! I always confuse her with Jay, that pic of ciara reminds me of her.
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Mrs Jones on February 22, 2009, 03:50:04 PM
Thanda ungathandi your beloved Malema is a f***ing moron.

Malema might be a moron, but does that mean whatever he says or does is stupid.
If you think so, then when the revolution comes, you'll be snoring, whena ucabanga ukhuthi uyazi!
Errrrrrr……yeah, hence the term MORON
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Mrs Jones on March 01, 2009, 09:09:31 AM
I am currently setting up a supporter photo gallery.  It would be dope if everybody who visits this site sends a couple of pictures of themselves or their dogs or their cats.

The best pictures will be rewarded with a fresh vinyl pack.

send your pix to <a href="mailto:pix@africasgateway.com">pix@africasgateway.com</a> :-D


hello i am a newbie to rap music and i want people to help me become a rapper.  i started buying snoop doggy dog and dr dre but there were too many swear words because i´m a born again christian so i liked heavy d instead.  but he was too boring now i´m into the new will smith because he has a very smooth voice and i wanted to know if this was okay.  this was 4 years ago and now i think i have listened to enough rap to become a rapper who can talk about my life, i want to be a different rapper, because i feel taht i wuold like to rap in church in front of the audience but take verses from the bible and make them rhyme.  i tried using psalms but the verses are too short and it sounds like old rap from the eighties.can anybody help me, i shudder at the thought of visiting this website because in these forums there are a lot of swear words and i´m not used to that because everytime i see one i need to say a prayer. i want to know why you say ´head´ all the time, like you say ´hiphop head´ and what is difference between hiphop and rap, isn´t hiphop a clothing label/ i want to be a rapper so i can preach i´m sorry if i sound stupid but i need hellp because i have to prepare something for church at the end of may and i want to rap, also is it possible for me to make a beat with my mouth like i see on tv, long ago there was this rap group that had a guy with long hair on top, and he made a beat with his mouth, i really liked it, i trey it but i can only do it with my throat, and it doesn´t soudn the same, or should i ask somebody to help me on the stage at chruch? i am grateful for your a**istance

god bless
Moe

i forget to mention other question, when you rap do you breathe between each word or do you breath between each sentence?

thank you
Moe
Kakakakakakakakaka
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: MOFF G on August 31, 2009, 10:45:38 AM
all the shit that MAD has posted.... the boy is gifted as a stoopid.....
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: BaD AzZ KiLLa on August 31, 2009, 05:43:14 PM
JST VISIT THISISFROLIC.NING.COM TO FIND OUT WHAT'S CRACKIN
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Mad on September 03, 2009, 01:45:38 PM
JST VISIT THISISFROLIC.NING.COM TO FIND OUT WHAT'S CRACKIN

this definitely belongs in this thread
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: RearrangedReality on September 10, 2009, 04:24:19 PM
Quote from: Rama
Yall remember when RR wanted to take  AG Database with home

'cause he misunderstood this.

http://www.africasgateway.com/forums/index.php?topic=26799.0

This nigga shouldnt be granted access to the geek section. Mod do something about this.
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: The KWEDZA HOD on September 13, 2009, 06:16:11 AM
Lmao, the anon rapper wannabe kills me, any link to the full thread? Just wanna follow up on how far he got.
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: Lord Deacon Of Frost on November 09, 2009, 09:18:26 AM
Deac, that girl obviously has waaaaaaaaaaaay to much testosterone...
You don't wanna hop in bed with her and be un-pleasantly surprised...
maybe he likes it rough...

maybe he likes it rough... with shemales?

they give it just as hard as they receive it...lol

I have no Idea how he/she/it knows this but this is some of the gayest shit on AG not involving rama
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: RearrangedReality on November 09, 2009, 09:34:44 AM
Deac, that girl obviously has waaaaaaaaaaaay to much testosterone...
You don't wanna hop in bed with her and be un-pleasantly surprised...
maybe he likes it rough...

maybe he likes it rough... with shemales?

they give it just as hard as they receive it...lol

I have no Idea how he/she/it knows this but this is some of the gayest shit on AG not involving rama


lol
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: LetsogoLaPlastik on August 30, 2010, 11:55:37 AM
I am currently setting up a supporter photo gallery.  It would be dope if everybody who visits this site sends a couple of pictures of themselves or their dogs or their cats.

The best pictures will be rewarded with a fresh vinyl pack.

send your pix to <a href="mailto:pix@africasgateway.com">pix@africasgateway.com</a> :-D


hello i am a newbie to rap music and i want people to help me become a rapper.  i started buying snoop doggy dog and dr dre but there were too many swear words because i´m a born again christian so i liked heavy d instead.  but he was too boring now i´m into the new will smith because he has a very smooth voice and i wanted to know if this was okay.  this was 4 years ago and now i think i have listened to enough rap to become a rapper who can talk about my life, i want to be a different rapper, because i feel taht i wuold like to rap in church in front of the audience but take verses from the bible and make them rhyme.  i tried using psalms but the verses are too short and it sounds like old rap from the eighties.can anybody help me, i shudder at the thought of visiting this website because in these forums there are a lot of swear words and i´m not used to that because everytime i see one i need to say a prayer. i want to know why you say ´head´ all the time, like you say ´hiphop head´ and what is difference between hiphop and rap, isn´t hiphop a clothing label/ i want to be a rapper so i can preach i´m sorry if i sound stupid but i need hellp because i have to prepare something for church at the end of may and i want to rap, also is it possible for me to make a beat with my mouth like i see on tv, long ago there was this rap group that had a guy with long hair on top, and he made a beat with his mouth, i really liked it, i trey it but i can only do it with my throat, and it doesn´t soudn the same, or should i ask somebody to help me on the stage at chruch? i am grateful for your a**istance

god bless
Moe

i forget to mention other question, when you rap do you breathe between each word or do you breath between each sentence?

thank you
Moe
Kakakakakakakakaka


Too funny ;D
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: The Angry Hand of God on August 30, 2010, 01:01:55 PM
Moe is one of the funniest people to ever post on AG.

He should come back and tell us how his rap career is going.
Title: Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG
Post by: LetsogoLaPlastik on August 30, 2010, 01:39:29 PM
Moe is one of the funniest people to ever post on AG.

He should come back and tell us how his rap career is going.

Wasnt around when he was here but that post >>>>> anything mad or cash said