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General Discussion / Re: f*** you: who feels like arguing
« on: December 22, 2009, 08:55:20 PM »
I agree Beyonce is way over-rated, but Rihanna is hawt.
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My brain is a hive buzzing with millions of bees...and each bee has an IQ greater than yours!
My IQ is >>> than your blood pressure, when you're all excited and I'm at leisure.
I decided to go to Mensa headquarters and find out the real skinny on this group. When I got the the door, they said I couldn't get in unless I got a puzzle right. They asked me "What's the next name in the sequence:"
Bush, Clinton, Bush, ...
I answered Clinton and slid right in. A fellow there motioned for me to sit down next to him. He asked me my name and when I told him, he said "That's right, you get 5 points". When I asked his name he posed me the following: What's found on a duck, a goose, and a platypus. I said Bill, and he said that's right, "Bill Webb". I asked him what his IQ was and he said: What's the next number in the sequence:
129, 130, 131, 132, ...
I said 133? and he said right. Then he asked me my IQ. I said $30 and left.
Here is my take on this. If you laid all the Mensa members end to end, you would never finish because there's another one born every minute.
I really think we should outgrow this thing of going 'im a simpleton" or "my 2 cents' or 'this is only my opinion but..." or any other variation of these phrases. why do we apologise for having opinions
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Mastubating is good for practise it kind of raised my libido to 60 minutes tops or until a broad says shes tired!!
You make your woman watch you masturbate for 60 minutes or until she says she's tired???
You and Rama are the same person arent you...
I am embarra**ed about the number I went through this year, before I hooked up with the girlfriend. One of her friends is among them even and she introduced us.
If I break up with the girlfriend and realise I have become a new Jack I will move to the mountains and become a hermit.
LIES ... LIES ...Iv piped a legion this year. Im good to retire while im still ahead, or at least before i start failing like New Jack.
AND MORE LIES.
Why would you say this?
You know I get mine. I can show you if you want.