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General Discussion / Rappers with degrees
« on: September 02, 2010, 08:02:12 AM »
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Diddy, Howard Univ. (got a business AA/dropped out during radio communication)
Ice Cube, Phoenix Institute of Technology (architecture degree)
Ludacris, Georgia State University (radio communications degree)
Stat Quo, University of Florida (business degree)
David Banner, Southern University (poly sci/journalism degrees)
Paul Wall, University of Houston (international communications degree)
Talib Kweli, New York University (theatre/art degree)
Canibus, DeKalb Community College (computer science degree)
Chuck D, Adelphi University (graphic art degree)
Flava Flav, Adelphi University (radio communications/business degrees)
M-1 [dead prez], Florida Agricultural & Mech. University (poly sci/art degrees)
Stic.Man [dead prez], Florida Agricultural & Mech. University (poly sci/history degrees)
Wale, both Robert Morris College/Virginia State Universtiy (football/business degree)
9th Wonder, North Carolina Central University (education degree)
Big Pooh, North Carolina Central University (education degree)
Phonte, North Carolina Central University (history degree)
Roxanne Shante, Cornell University (psychology PhD)
Sir Jinx, Phoenix Institute of Technology (architecture degree)
Young MC, University of Soutern California (economics degree)
Sage Francis, University of Rhode Island (journalism degree)
Benefit, Florida State University (jounalism master degree)

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General Discussion / Epic Breakup!!
« on: May 28, 2010, 08:39:48 AM »
I wish i can do this one day!
This is a true recollection.



Quote  Originally Posted by internets


I decided that Valentine’s Day was the perfect day to go through with it, but since I’d caught her cheating last week I hadn’t thought to get reservations anywhere. Thanks to a fellow redditor, I managed to get a spot for us at a really nice restaurant by the lake (I live in Austin). I told my girlfriend that I’d come over to her apartment before we went out and make some drinks while she got ready.

I had already packed all of her stuff from my own apartment, including the expensive face cream she keeps (and yeah, I jerked off into it so she’ll be wearing my facial everyday for months, it was an idea inspired by one of the comments here). I put all of her crap in a travel bag and drove over to her apartment. I left the bag in the car and went in. She busted out some gla**es and bottles of liquor for me to make drinks and then got in the shower. While she was in there, I grabbed the bag from my car and put it in her closet. I also hid a 3-pack of condoms in the bag but only left two rubbers in it. She’ll probably find them, think I left them accidentally and always wonder if I cheated on her– we lost our virginity to eachother and never used condoms.

She was still in the shower during this time and I grabbed her cellphone and deleted myself from it. I also looked up “Theo” in her contacts and changed his phone number to mine, for later. After that, I made her a vodka sprite and spit in it a few times. I had a big shot of vodka and waited for her, and when she was dressed we had our drinks. I hate to admit it but she looked really good, so I talked her into giving me some oral as a “warmup for tonight”. A lot of the comments told me I should tap it one last time, and I agreed. I made her gag “accidentally” a few times right in the same spot I’d seen her blowing the other guy.

When I was done, I told her that my car was acting funny, so we should take hers instead. I drove us to the restaurant.

This was the part of the date that was supposed to be perfect. We had dinner and wine and I went out of my way to make everything seem normal, giving her the perfect Valentine’s dinner. We talked about vacations we’d taken together and how we’d like to go back, I brought up old memories and made her laugh. I asked her where she wanted to be in five years, and she said hopefully married by then. It was hard at times but I was already committed to finishing it.

We were done eating so I excused myself to the bathroom to wash my hands. From there, I made a call to my best friend and told him to pick me up in half an hour. That’s all the time I was ever going to give the heartless bitch again.

I came out of the bathroom and paid the bill (give me SOME credit for being a gentleman still) and suggested we take a walk along the lake. THANKS AGAIN to the redditor, because this turned out to be perfect. There was a little dock nearby and we stood on it, and my hands were shaking but I finally called her out.

I asked her if there was anything she wanted to tell me. She looked confused and played it off very well, if I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes I probably would have believed her. I let her lie to me and then told her that I knew about Theo, that she’d accidentally called me and I’d caught them ****ing around. I told her I’d found him on facebook and seen his ****ing bragging updates. While I was telling her this, she started bawling, and I’ve gotta admit that I was crying a little too. But I kept going and told her how much she’d hurt me, and that I’d been throwing up all week and sick about it. The only thing she kept saying was that she was sorry, the rest of the time she was crying and almost hyperventaling. She would try to interrupt but I kept telling her to let me finish.

I wasn’t too sure if I was gonna do this part of the plan but I had nothing else to lose so I said **** it. I told her that I honestly believed she was the girl I was going to spend the rest of my life with (which was true) and pulled out a jewelry ring box from my coat. I’d gotten it the day before for about $15 in the same gas station as the condoms. I didn’t open the box because the ring looked totally cheap, but I told my girlfriend I’d had it for awhile but wasn’t going to need it anymore. I threw the box into the lake and it totally looked real because of the tears in my eyes.

She hadn’t stopped crying this whole time and was pulling at me and begging me to listen to her and let her talk, over and over again. I don’t know how else to describe it, she was having a total feakout and I decided it was the perfect time to walk away.

I told her there was nothing to talk about and nothing she could say– I never wanted to see her again or talk to her. I told her that I’d left a bag of her stuff in her closet, and if she left anything else to have a friend come get it. I even mentioned that I’d noticed a “bump on me” and was going to the doctor this week and suggested she do the same. I made it clear that this was the last time we would ever talk to eachother, and then gave her the keys to her car back and said “goodbye”. She tried to hug me and kept saying “forgive me” but I knew better and backed off.

I walked away and left her there at the dock. My friend was waiting outside the restaurant, and I got in the car with him and went to pick up my car back at her place. While we were on the way, I followed through with the last part of my plan: I sent her a txt message, which she would now think was from Theo since I’d switched numbers. It said, “wtf, your boyfriend emailed me and knows about us. i dont want this drama, don’t call or txt me again. seriously.” She still hasn’t written back.

Yeah, she’ll eventually figure it out and think I’m immature, but I honestly don’t give a **** anymore. The person who suggested the txt message plan was right– it’s like she got dumped TWICE on Valentine’s Day, and you can’t say she doesn’t deserve it.

So there it is. I did it and actually feel relieved, but a little in shock now. This has literally been the worst week of my life, and I’m not sure how I’ll handle it. But I’m glad that I reached out, even if it was to strangers. I can’t thank you enough for the majority of you out there being helpful and understanding.

And if all this makes me a dick, I’m prepared to live with it. At least I did something and didn’t just get trampled and pitied.

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General Discussion / Weight loss FAIL!
« on: May 19, 2010, 11:09:24 AM »
This bish looked 20 times better when she had the weight on her. What the hell has she done to herself...




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Media / 3D Television is here...
« on: May 10, 2010, 02:06:14 PM »
 :'( :'( :'(



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General Discussion / This is how its done!!
« on: March 26, 2010, 02:39:28 PM »


f*** a green bottle, you metro sexual a** niggaz.

This is how you drink. Shit is both porridge and hardcore booze at the same time! You dont even have to line the stomach before you go out and drink this shit.

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Politics / The HIV-AIDS "Myth" ??
« on: March 15, 2010, 01:35:31 PM »
I cant help but see this doccie as nothing more than another over sensationalized journalistic piece of monkey turd, in line with garbage doccies like Zeitgeist (full of unsubstantiated myths and a**umptions) that came before it.



http://www.naturalnews.com/027355_AIDS_HIV.html


(NaturalNews) Canadian filmmaker Brent Leung isn't winning any friends in the pharmaceutical industry these days. His breakthrough documentary "House of Numbers" features jaw-dropping interviews with doctors, researchers and even the co-discoverer of HIV himself (Luc Montagnier), all of whom reveal startling information calling into question the "official" explanation of HIV and AIDS.

An exclusive trailer from House of Numbers is now available on YouTube: ...

More information about the film is available at www.HouseOfNumbers.com

The film isn't publicly available yet, as it's been screened in film festivals around the world. Check the available screening events at the film's website: www.HouseOfNumbers.com

Because of the game-changing statements heard from numerous health authorities in this film, it threatens the very foundations of the HIV / AIDS industry. Pharmaceutical companies are fronting a specific mythology about AIDS that maximizes their profits from AIDS drugs and (failed) vaccines, but that mythology is about to be dismantled when House of Numbers is released in theaters nationwide over the next few months.

This could be the documentary that shatters Big Pharma's false paradigms about HIV and AIDS.

The AIDS testing hoax
In the film, Brent Leung subjects himself to an HIV test and discovers that a "diagnosis" of being HIV positive has more to do with the answers you provide to lifestyle questions than any specific microbe appearing in your blood. The diagnosis of AIDS -- as well as the very definition -- is also apparently so wishy-washy that increasing numbers of well-trained scientists are now questioning whether AIDS exists at all.

"The presently available data does not prove the existence of HIV," says one health expert interviewed for the film. Another expert says, "The more diseases they could lump into these AIDS categories, the more patients they could catch."

"I think HIV totally has turned out not to be the cause of AIDS. HIV has turned out not to be!" says another interviewee.

"We can be exposed to HIV many times without being ... infected," says Dr Luc Montagnier, the Nobel prize-winning virologist credited with the co-discovery of HIV. "Our immune system creates [antibodies] within a few weeks, if you have a good immune system."

The documentary film exposes the sharp contradictions in current scientific opinion about HIV / AIDS. "As I started questioning scientists and delving further into testing protocols and statistical modeling and science, I began to see a lot of the contradictions that they had amongst themselves," said filmmaker Brent Leung. "One of the things that became apparent to me is how important it is to question everything that we're told and not automatically accept any fact as truth."

One bizarre thing the film exposes is the ever-shifting definition of "AIDS." In the United States, the official definition has been rewritten three times, and definitions vary widely around the world. AIDS isn't simply the presence of the HIV virus; it's a fictitious disease label that's attached to a list of symptoms that continues to expand as the drug companies attempt to ensnare yet more victims into the AIDS label trap.

The experts sound off
House of Numbers is not a "fringe" film featuring dissenting opinions from conspiracy theorists. Rather, it is a lucid, intelligent collection of conversations with some of the world's top virologists and Nobel prize-winning scientists, including former experts from the CDC, the WHO and UNAIDS. Many are speaking out against the conventional AIDS mythology for the first time on camera.

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General Discussion / Jub Jub charged with murder
« on: March 10, 2010, 03:25:50 PM »
source: http://www.newstoday.co.za/index.php/news/sanews/3283-jub-jub-charged-with-murder.html



 Jub Jub charged with murder

[Molemo Maarohanye] Hip-hop star Molemo Maarohanye, better known as Jub Jub, and co-accused Themba Tshabalala appeared on charges of murder in the Protea Magistrate's Court today.

This came after the two allegedly hit and killed four pupils and  injured two during a drag-racing accident in Soweto on Monday. They are facing four charges of murder, two of attempted murder, reckless driving and drunken driving.

They appeared before Magistrate Brian Nemavhadi, who postponed the matter to March 17.

The pair, who remained in custody, will then apply for bail. A police van transporting the two after their appearance was pelted with stones by angry students, who filled the streets in front of the court.

Some carried placards reading: "No bail, we want justice".

Miyelani Shabangu, a friend of one of the deceased pupils, said students wanted to see the hip-hop star and his friend go to jail for a very long time for what they allegedly did.

"We are not happy at all; he should be punished for what he did.  We want him to go to jail for a very long time," said Shabangu. "I'm still hurting, Andile [Mthombeni] was a very good friend of  mine."

The other three killed were Prince Mohube, Mlungisi Cwayi and Phomello Masemola.

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Humour / Jokes / Who dunnit?
« on: February 11, 2010, 11:37:29 AM »

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Geek Section / Watchmen (2009) [Ultimate Cut]
« on: December 03, 2009, 03:52:56 PM »



Movie Info

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0409459/

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[LANGUAGE ]:………………..[ English
[SUBTITLES]:………………..[ yes : muxed
[ORIGINAL RUNTIME]:………….[ 03:35:25
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Humour / Jokes / 10 Easy Ways to Break Up With Your Girlfriend
« on: November 09, 2009, 11:17:17 AM »
1. Be Annoying:

And by annoying, we mean so annoying that she'll actually break up with YOU, saving you the awkwardness of having to be 'the bad guy.' I suggest the following plan. First, refrain from showering. Then forget her birthday, Valentine's Day, and Christmas. FInally, adopt and constantly repeat an annoying catchphrase such as "It's go time" or "Buckle up, it's going to be a bumpy ride." When you pick her up for a date - drop the catchphrase. When she calls you - drop the catchphrase. Waiting in line for movie tickets - drop the catchphrase. If you say your catchphrase enough times, she'll dump you for sure. And when you are the dumpee instead if the dumper, you may even get a sympathy date or two.

2. Text Message:

Text messages are all the rage. It has all the convenience of using a phone without any of the lame 'talking to people' part. And to make things even more convenient, people use clever shortcuts like lol, wwjd, and rofl. Send her one that says iabuwy. When she asks what that stands for, spell it out - I Am Breaking Up With You. If you add one of those  smiley faces, it may lessen the blow. But don't write 'lol' because that's just cold. The main advantage to this method is, she's nowhere near you when it happens, so physical violence is not an option.

3. Move:

Pack up your stuff and move away ... far far away. She won't be able to find you, and eventually she'll figure out that you are no longer dating.

4. Dead Flowers:

When you are courting someone, you send them pretty roses. Why not do the opposite to break up? Send her some dead flowers with a note that reads "these flowers are dead, like our relationship."

5. Soft Landing:

Gently end it by suggesting she date your friend. This could kill two birds with one stone. You'll be free, and you may just help your buddy get a date.

6. Go to Prison:

Being behind bars makes you unavailable to date. Actually, it pretty much makes you unavailable for anything. But on the positive side, you'll finally be free from going to chick flicks, carrying her purse when you go out, and all the other stuff you hate doing with her. Odds are, when you complete your term in the big house, you'll be a free man. She may try to stick it out and wait for you to get out. But I've seen enough TV shows to know that eventually, she'll get tired of reading your letters that say "Today I sat in my cell and tried to avoid being molested by my cellmate ... again." Before she moves on, you may still enjoy some conjugal visits. Talk about a win-win!

7. Start Dating Her Friend:

This will NOT make you the good guy. In fact, you'll probably be labelled a jerk and ruin their friendship in the process. But what better way is there to signal that things are over and move on to your next relationship at the same time?

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Make A Mixtape: Ahhh, the mixtape - the collection of songs you carefully selected just for her. It's romantic. It's effective. It's a cheap gift when you can't think of anything to buy her. Why not use the power of the mixtape to aid you in this time of need? Only this mixtape will be full of songs that let her know you don't want to date anymore. Here are some songs to include: (1) Michael Bolton, "I Said I Loved You, But I Lied" (2) Boyz II Men, "End of the Road" (3) Air Supply, "All Out Of Love" (4) Eamon, "I don't Want You Back" (5) Aly & AJ, "Potential Breakup Song" (6) Everly Brothers, "Bye Bye Love" (7) Beyonce, "Irreplaceable" (8) Scandal, "Goodbye to You" and (9) Nelson, "After the Rain" (Because Nelson is cool).

9.

Join a Cult: Join a cult with her, only you'll be faking. Wait until she's converted and totally into the cult, then go home.

10.

Draw a Picture: Give her a comic of you breaking up with her. When she asks what it is, tell her you are like Isaac Mendez on Heroes. If she's seen season one of Heroes, she'll know that he can paint the future. If she hasn't seen it, either tell her that Isaac Mendez could paint the future (until Sylar killed him) or just buy her season one from Amazon so she can figure it out herself.

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Politics / Thats Wasup!!
« on: November 05, 2009, 10:06:16 AM »
Paedophile to be beheaded and crucified in Saudi Arabia

Source:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1225006/Saudi-Arabian-paedophile-beheaded-crucified-string-sex-attacks-including-left-toddler-die-desert.html

A man in Saudi Arabia is to be beheaded and crucified after he raped five children and left one of them, a three-year-old boy, to die in the desert.

An appeal court in the capital Riyadh approved the death sentence handed down in June by judges in the northwestern oasis city of Hail where the convicted 22-year-old man carried out his crimes.

The rapist - who was not named - was arrested several weeks ago as he tried to seize another boy after offering him a ride home from school.

The seven-year-old - who escaped unharmed - helped identify the culprit.

The man’s victims were aged between three and seven. He was said to have lured them into his car as they left school at midday and then drove them to remote desert locations to rape them.

An investigation was launched after a 25-year-old father reported that his three-year-old son was missing and that he suspected the kidnapper to be a male driver of a white four-wheel drive vehicle.

The infant was later found under a scorching sun in the desert where he had died of thirst.

A panel of three judges in Hail sentenced the rapist to death for “abhorrent” crimes which they said had terrorised the community.

Crucifixion in the conservative desert Kingdom means tying the convict’s body to wooden beams to be displayed to the public after he is decapitated by a professional swordsman.

Saudi Arabia has executed 56 people this year under laws that allow the death penalty for rape, murder, apostasy, armed robbery and drug trafficking.

In extreme cases, the convict is executed and his body crucified in public.

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Movie Talk / Humble Request
« on: November 03, 2009, 11:55:50 AM »
Id like you to recommend some good anime movies please. Movies only, no series.

Please recommend flicks in the same vain as greats like Princess Mononoke, Blood the last Vampire, Sword of the stranger etc...

Your a**istance would greatly be appreciated.

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General Discussion / How much of a guy are you?
« on: August 14, 2009, 01:21:56 PM »
You g@ddamed right i scored +52 points on this one. Thats 100% for you slow sons and daughters of a bishes.

Where do you fair?

No Rama or Bondizzo posts allowed here please.




I often think of myself as a small boy trapped inside a man’s body, seemingly mature until I open my mouth, or see a small animal that needs to be kicked. Women I date often think of me this way, too. In any case, here is a list of typically “boy” things I’m not ashamed to say that I’ve done, and guys, you know you have, too. Ladies, you’re probably not going to understand any of these things, but know that the man in your life probably has done them. Probably when you weren’t looking.


HOW MUCH OF A GUY ARE YOU? Take the quiz.

I HAVE…

…tried to melt ice in a urinal. +1 point

…tried to drown a bug in a urinal. +2 points

…put on sungla**es/covered your face so that you can stare at a chick’s boobs longer. +3 point

…pictured yourself winning a fight with a boss or co-worker. +1 point

…jumped as an elevator stopped to try and be weightless. +1 point

…used the term “Donkey Punch” in a sentence. +2 points

…finished a plate with an already painfully-full stomach, “because it was there”. +1 point

…wiped a dirty hand on somebody else’s clothing. +1 point

…chased a pigeon or squirrel, even for a few seconds. +1 point

…punched a wall out of frustration or bad aim. +1 point

…peed for distance. +2 points

…belched a word. +1 point

…belched a sentence. +2 points

…gone poop at an all-you-can-eat buffet to try to make room. +3 points

…thrown something over a cliff just to see what would happen. +2 points

…thrown something strange into a fire “just to see if it would burn”. +2 points

…thrown an animal as far as you can into a lake to see if it can swim back. +4 points

…farted into the face of a sleeping person. +3 points

…wanted to show somebody an impressive **** you made. +2 points

…actually shown somebody an impressive **** you made. +4 points

…gone and seen a **** another guy has made, ridiculed him for showing you, but secretly been impressed. +5 point

…thought about punting a baby. +6 points

…gotten competitive about a stupid quiz like this one. +2 points

SCORE:
0 to +20 points – You’re a woman or a tragically sheltered half-man.
+21 to +39 points – You’re pretty guy-ish, but there’s a lot of potential meat-headedness you aren’t yet tapping. Start by peeing on something that doesn’t belong to you.
+40 to +52 points – You are the reason all the magazines at my doctor’s office have nipples and an eye-patch drawn onto every model.

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General Discussion / Recession hits home...
« on: August 13, 2009, 07:22:24 AM »




At least i still got lights in the crib.

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