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Hip Hop Events / Kool Out Lounge / DJ Khenzero / Party People
« on: October 16, 2019, 11:45:59 PM »
Are there no longer Hip Hop events in Cape Town anymore?

The last time I went to an actual event was when People Under The Stairs came down back in '09.

What's Ha'nnin?

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Geek Section / Pro Evolution Soccer 2012 Demo
« on: August 24, 2011, 09:23:00 AM »
Does Anyone have the download link for the Xbox 360 version of the PES2012 demo

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General Discussion / Troubled
« on: September 21, 2009, 09:00:09 PM »
Yo fellas, i just did the most stupendously stupid thing ever...

A friend of mine borrowed me his sister's favourite DVD, right? And he did this in secrecy from his sister.

The DVD is the Corinne Bailey Rae Live in London & New York. Now the problem is that, I was busy watching it but it was skipping so I decided to elect it and wipe it because it could be that it caught dust or somethin...

Now in my attempt to wiping it clean, the son of a bitch breaks in half. I was like WTF! I don't know what to do now... I don't where this shit was bought or how much it costs on top of it...

Can anyone advise me what to do... Do i tell him now or do i just keep quiet and hustle the money for the DVD or what... And i'm not sure how long it'll take the sister to notice that her DVD is missing.

HELP! HELP! HELP! 

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General Discussion / Dopest Hooks
« on: September 21, 2009, 11:23:09 AM »
I'm not sure if such a thread existed before this one... Anyways, the purpose of the thread is to let us know one of the dopest hook you ever heard.... I'll start it off

Test Your Fate - Rhyme Asylum Ft. Diabolic

Test your fate, give me a reason to set it straight
Give me a reason to make your body lavitate
Give me a reason to teach lessons and educate
f*** it Imma leave you bleedin'... I don't even need a reason



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Movie Talk / Disturbia
« on: July 20, 2009, 07:52:06 AM »
Yo, just saw this flick last night & I was mad impressed with the directing of the movie... I ain't never seen such directing since i don't even know when.

It's a really nice movie, enjoyed it all the way through, suspense is there, thrill too, all the nice elements one would want to see in a movie are there.

You should see it too if you haven't.

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Geek Section / FIFA 08
« on: August 21, 2008, 01:04:49 PM »
Does anyone know where I can get FIFA08 Keys..... or hook up If you got...

Thanks in Advance


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Geek Section / Disk Read Error Occured
« on: August 16, 2008, 04:36:34 PM »
I am getting the "A Disk Read Error Occured.
Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart" error message.

it shows something like this...

************************************************
USB Storage Device : USB Storage Device
Pri. Master Disk HDD S.M.A.R.T. capability .... Enabled

PCI device listing
Bus No Device No Func No. Vendor/Device Cla** Dev ce Cla** IRQ

0 11 0 1106 3038 0C03 Serial Bus Cntrlr 5
0 11 1 1106 3038 0C03 Serial Bus Cntrlr 11
0 11 2 1106 3104 0C03 Serial Bus Cntrlr 11
0 12 0 10B7 9200 0200 Network Cntrlr 11
0 17 1 1106 0571 0101 IDE Cntrlr 14
17 2 1106 3038 0C03 Serial Bus Cntrlr 5
0 17 3 1106 3038 0C03 Serial Bus Cntrlr 5
0 17 5 1106 3059 0401 Multimedia Device 12
1 0 0 10DE 0326 0300 Display Cntrlr 11
ACPI Controller 9
Verifying DMI Pool Data ....................
Boot from CD :

A disk read error occured
Press Ctrl.Alt.Del to restart
************************************************

I've spent hours on the internet trying to find a solution
for this problem and i'm wondering if any of yall had the
same problem and what you did solve it...

I have tried all the tricks I could lay my hands on...

I need all the advice I can get...

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General Discussion / Cla**ic
« on: August 13, 2008, 09:59:40 AM »
"RULES & REGULATIONS FOR UKUBIWA"

1.      It's between you & me, don't get excited & tell umjita wakho coz
umjita will tell imedi yakhe & ke uyakuyazi wedwa

 

 2.      Relax xa undibona in public coz u know "izipili"!! uyandazi &
wonke umtu ekasi uyazana. Khululeka we have ixehsa lethu (ndiyakuba kaloku)

 

 3.      Sorry, NO choice condoms, Mantwa Msimang's condoms,
ziyathengwa bhuti, preferably Durex fruit flavored

 

 4.      If I don't call u or answer your calls after umjikelo
wokuqala, yazi ukuba wenza amasimba odwa

 

 5.      I don't need "Mr 1 Round" coz that's what I get from umfana wam

 

 6.      U have to go all out, impress me, I'm not your girlfriend,
andiyonto oyiqhelileyo. I'm like sushi or caviar & champagne (into ya once
off! into ebiwayo! so handle with care)

 

 7.      Your job is to do what my man doesn't do, uqenyule nesiya
wawusibone kuBasic Instict mzukwane, make me walk with a permanent smile

 

 8.      Ndifuna ukusciya qha, ndikwenze izimanga, ndikukhwele for no
more,  ndihlise istress, no strings attached!!

 

 9.      If u want to sleep ikhona intombi yakho for ukuchithisa
ubuthongo, I want to enjoy myself with you. If bendifuna ubusuku benzolo
ngendihleli no Mr 1 Round wam

 

 10.  I screw you bcoz I want to awundenzeli favor, your job is to keep
me smiling. If ndifuna ukuxoxa I will stay with umfana wam, so don't
question me, just do what you came here for

 

 11.  Calls at office hours only 8am - 5pm, andizoxoxiswa & end up in
s%i#  for something that will never be mine, I don't want u for me, uyinja
yexoki endiyiyuza for amanyala, ndipractiza kuwe istrokes

 

 12.  I'll call u when the coast is clear or xa lakaka indishiye
ndilila,
so  that undibhanxe undincumise, tell me things I want to hear, that's y I
have you in my life, TOY BOY!!

 

 13.  Don't ever compare me to intombi yakho or uze nengxaki zakho kum
ngoske wahlala naye. And ke shame andiyiyo, andikho STIF!!

 

 14.  When u'v had enuf of me, ndixelele, don't come up with stories
ungaphenduli fone, I get that enuf from umfana wam, sukundisizela once
again andiyontombi yakho. ndiyadlala nawe

 

 15.  1 big favor xa ndigqibile ngawe, accept that ndigqibile, FINISH!
Suba  yimofi ngoku uthethe ngam.

 

 16.  YITYA IKUKU LE, UVALE UMLOMO!!!


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General Discussion / BOOTY!!!
« on: July 25, 2008, 12:44:04 PM »
Deac... Beat This...






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Hip Hop Events / Logga-Headz Round 2!
« on: July 25, 2008, 11:50:09 AM »


Word, all mceez are called out to come battle, and see if you can hold your ground as a dope battle rapper.

the first 6 mc to make it to the stage will go up against each over to battle the Champ
See if u can be SA best battle rapper

IF come of bleek the two host SINISTER AND STEAKS will have to Kill your mic and ask you to leave the stage


So step up if u think u got skills

Logga-Headz Round 2!

Venue : Mercury Live
Time   : 21:00
Fee    : R30 before 22:30 & R40 Thereafter

Courtesy of Anthony Duckitt


See You There

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General Discussion / Kuku Vs Beer
« on: July 25, 2008, 10:20:04 AM »
1. Beer is always wet. Kuku needs a lil work. ........ one point to BEER

2.Warm beer tastes awful..............One point to KUKU

3. A really cold beer is satisfying..........One point to BEER

4. If after taking a swig of your favourite beer and you find a hair
between your teeth, you will vomit..... One point 2 KUKU

5.Ten beers in one night and you can not drive home. Ten kukus in one
night and you do not want to drive anywhere.... One point to KUKU.

6.If u have a lot of beers in a public place your reputation may suffer.
But if you eat any KUKU in  public, you become a legend....... One point
to KUKU.

7. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer, you may get arrested. If
you smell of KUKU he may buy you a beer...... One point to KUKU.

8.You normally do not find old beers...... One point to BEEr

9.Too much beer and you will think  you see flying saucers. Too much
kuku and you will think you have seen God...... One point to KUKu

10. In most countries there is a tax for beer......One point to Kuku

11. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off.... One
point to BEER

12.you can always be sure if are the first person to open a bottle or a
can of beer..... one point to Beer

13/If you shake up a beer it will get all agitated but will eventually
settle down....One point to beer

14.you always know how much beer is going to cost...... One point to
beer

15.Beer does not have a mother.....One point to beer

16. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink
it.... One point to beer

17. Kuku its your first exit you saw when u were coming to earth.....one
point to Kuku

FINAL SCORE

BERR 9
KUKU 8

Thats it !!! The matter is settled, the winner is BEER!!!!!!

PS: IF YOU ARE A WOMAN AND @ THIS POINT FEEL ANGRY, DEGRADED OR
DISCRIMINATED AGAINST, JUST REMEMBER BEER WOULD EXPERIENCE NON OF THOSE
FEELINGS, LET ALONE EXPRESSING THEM..... AN EXTRA POINT TO BEER!!!

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General Discussion / Muse Raw
« on: June 24, 2008, 01:31:40 PM »

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General Discussion / It's Free
« on: June 19, 2008, 01:57:30 PM »
Itz tym: just hit the following codes on your keypad and u got ur airtime absolutly free, no catch included.
Enter: *141*6328*0786669910*33# there it is.
Note: its only R30 for now, soon it should go up to R55

Unfortunately this is only applicable to MTN subscribers...

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Movie Talk / The Eye
« on: June 18, 2008, 12:15:04 PM »
That's a relatively dope movie.... Jessica Alba kills it.... it's more like Final Destination...

trying to cheat death,,, ain't that some shit

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Humour / Jokes / funny
« on: June 11, 2008, 05:11:09 PM »
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can`t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love, Your $on

Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, Dad

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