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General Discussion / Re: 2009 New year resolutions
« on: January 04, 2009, 12:06:56 PM »
Get some a**-implants for my white broad

Get my anus bleached 

Co-ordinate and oversee da a**a**ination of Jacob Zuma

Ejaculate on a woman's eyelid just so I ca' be on some "...err did u c  me coming?"

Start smoking

Administer more public beatdowns
Steal a Police squad car and brutalise drunk, unsuspecting white people on some "..I asked you once nou gaan ek vir jou opfok!"

Start calling women bitches and hoes.

Start farting in grossly overcrowded lifts

Drop the top on the VW EOS at the robots and keep it down and when it starts raining, whip out a big-a** umbrella and keep riding

Get my pubic hair waxed

Bolster my already formidable knowledge of the loopholes surrounding Tax Evasion

Piss on a drunk person while they've pa**ed out

Give Big Elle a full, thorough and eye-wateringly robust "debriefing"

whoa, whoa, whoa, slowdown there babyboy, coz u know all of that would be kind of hard 2 achieve when u got this chocha all over ur moustache.

General Discussion / Re: Yo Song of the Day 2008!
« on: January 02, 2009, 05:10:10 PM »
Bumpin' my own shit for this 1st day of '09; 
Seida-Crook - Black People Music 

Seida-Crook - This  Is My Country 
Seida-Crook feat. Jay-Z - They Said (Bootleg Version)

that track is just about tha illest track i heard last year, before it got mixed and mastered, crook when u gonna drop it on 'em baby?

today i'm playing

eve - satisfaction

eve feat alicia mkhize - gangsta lovin'

eve feat styles p and jadakiss - double r what?

AG Wire / Re: Cla** of '09
« on: December 27, 2008, 05:30:43 PM »
This is just a collection of SA Rappers who I personally think should or need 2 have a breakout year in 2009 due 2 their street-cred, skills, underground following etc.

No 1: -  Maggz. Repping J-Sec. This dude is stupid ill, one of tha nicest MC's if not the nicest in SA. And unlike The L.E.S. has got swagger plus rap skills. Has already established a street-buzz off his Mixtape and feature appearances. This dude is definitely tha illest rapper ever 2 come out of Jozi, period.Needs 2 go mainstream in big way and kiss and make up with his man Pro-kid. Has tha potential 2 be tha best in SA.

No 2:  -  Ondaground. Repping Cap City. One of tha most slept on MC's in SA at the moment. This dude has tha ability 2 do 4 SA Rap what Kanye did in the US. Coming in from left-field (where nobody was watching) and just take over the game. Dude is unconventional and unlike any other rapper out there (like Kanye when he was starting out) plus he's ill on mics and his stage presence and performance is not 2 be f***ed with. I'll be checking 4 dude, coz Cap City needs 2 come with tha heat next year.

No 3:  -  Hoodlum. Repping J-sec. This dude is the premier beatmaker / rapper in SA period. But since the break-up of Hiden Force, I ain't seen much of him in a mainstream sort of way. I hear he's doing his thing behind tha boards for otha up and coming rappers and also heard the buzz behind his anticipated "Junk Food" album. But I'm still waiting 4 tha full-length "Knowledge, Wisdom and Understanding". This dude deserves a mainstream spot.

No 4:  -  Seida-Crook.Repping Cape Flats. Is there any evidence that this dude is still alive? Here in J-Sec he's become something of an Urban Legend, never seen anywhere but always popping up 4 guest features and interviews in Hype Mag etc. For a dude who has only 1 track out there ("Unf***withable") he's very well known after guest spots on Landmynz Vol. 2, Beatoven's Vol. 5, Rashid's Album (4got tha name), and word is he's also featured on both Hoodlum's upcoming Albums. Like Maggz has tha potential 2 be the best in SA, coz no-one except maybe Maggz can f*** with this dude when it comes 2 ill-flows. The streets been waiting on u Crook.

No 5:  -  The Anvils. Repping Cap City. These dudes r simply tha illest Rap Group in SA right now, period. Tha punchlines, that real township swagger, tha flows, only maybe Last Days Fam and Morafe can f*** with these dudes. Only problem is they're still underground. Roach Inc needs 2 find a way 2 get these dudes onto tha mainstream, coz there's no doubt they would kill it. Every joint they got out has got Radio potential while still maintaining their credibility in tha streets. Buff needs 2 make a plan 4 these dudes quick coz their killing shows all over tha country - proof that they could make it big next year.

Co-sign, especially on Maggz, the kid is bringing J-Sec back for real coz a lotta J-Sec rappers ain't actually as ill as people say they are, but Maggz da truth yo. Hoodlum gon' be on da re-up next year and my Cap City niggas Dirty Thirty and Austin 25 is unf***withable, what's going on Lez? As for me I might drop suttem in da second half 'a' next year, but right now my focus ain't on Hip-Hop. Ondaground another slept-on rapper too, Cap City with da Cape Flats Connection, Batsile dintsang mfethu? Easy.

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General Discussion / Re: Yo Song of the Day 2008!
« on: December 27, 2008, 05:29:05 PM »
cypress hill - insane
makaveli - ambitions az a ridah
common sense - i used to love her

General Discussion / Re: AMSTELLED UP!
« on: December 27, 2008, 05:18:53 PM »
lol at this thread. brothas r forever bragging about how "hard" and "gangsta" their hood or city is, now they're boasting about how they could drink otha cities "into corners" and "under tables. lol. u gotta luv tha way brothas wear their hearts on their sleeves. example "nah man nobody drink like the niggas in my city man, my niggas is real" ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! @ u brothas

AG Wire / Re: Cla** of '09
« on: December 24, 2008, 12:26:07 PM »
yeah, nice list but where's my girl qba tho ??? plus no mention of red button, blackmoss, l.tido or young nations (he's not mainstream yet is he?)

General Discussion / Re: best chains in hip hop
« on: December 24, 2008, 12:22:21 PM »
^^^^^ why do brothas insist on wearing fake chains? that's exactly like rocking fake nike's or whatever. if u ain't ballin' don't try and force tha issue. niyafosta yazi.

General Discussion / Re: Yo Song of the Day 2008!
« on: December 23, 2008, 03:51:19 PM »
TQ - Westside (They Never Saw Me Comin')
Lord Tariq & Peter Gunz - Deja vu (Make It Reign)
Flipmode Squad - Cha cha cha (The Imperial)
DMX -  Stop being greedy (It's Dark and Hell Is Hot)
The Product G&B ft. Carlos Santana - Maria, Maria (Ghetto & Blues)

i hear what ur saying babyboy, awesome track

fifty cent - rowdy, rowdy (what happens in cancun stays in cancun.. ;D)

nasir jones - stillmatic intro (and this is just an intro, wtf?)

nasir jones - 2nd childhood

nasir jones - poison

General Discussion / Re: SA Diss Tracks
« on: December 23, 2008, 03:39:03 PM »
my favourite sa diss tracks are in order;

1- trinity - this year (getting @ amu,spex etc.)
2- damola & seida-crook - crooked mc's (getting @ bloodspillaz)
3- brenda fa**ie - waz' ini ngamaGents (getting @ senyaka)
4- mzekezeke - 2shot uyafosta (getting @ s'bu)
5- kaydo - chickenbone? (getting @ pro & sid money)

General Discussion / best chains in hip hop
« on: December 23, 2008, 12:18:52 PM »
i was checking out song of the day (1st page) when i noticed the old-school nasir jones QB chain. got me thinking about the best jewellery i've ever seen in rap vidoes.

1- the nasir QB chain
2- busta's l.o.n.s. chain
3- lloyd banks statue of liberty chain
4- biggie's jesus piece (the original jesus piece)
5- any chain worn by slick rick (they're all dukey)
6- ghostface killah's huge gold eagle arm sleeve
7- busta's new york giants, knicks, jets, yankees chains
8- fifty's g-unit spinner
9- jay-z's roc-a-fella chian
10- fat joe's i-95 chain

Hot Traxxx / Re: Best Female Lyricist
« on: December 23, 2008, 12:02:33 PM »
^^^^^^ ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Hot Traxxx / Re: Best Female Lyricist
« on: December 23, 2008, 11:45:24 AM »
since l-boogie ain't rapping anymore i'll go with jean grae, but on any otha day it would be elle-boogie hands down, in fact she's betta than most male mc's.

General Discussion / Re: Top 5 Sexiest AG Niggas
« on: December 23, 2008, 11:31:38 AM »
i voted 4 crook, i met him 3 times last month and sistas..... he is HOT! :-* no, not hot, gorgeous. looks like mekhi phifer's younger brotha. handsome, physical and humble. sorry luvbyte but u never got @ me and he did. he's in cape town @ the moment. crook babyboy, holla @ ur girl.

wait till you meet ondaground... we will see if you'l still manage to keep balance. lol *i guess you know where my vote went to*

so ur choice is obviously hotter than mine  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) some people.

General Discussion / Re: Top 5 Sexiest AG Niggas
« on: December 20, 2008, 09:52:16 AM »
i voted 4 crook, i met him 3 times last month and sistas..... he is HOT! :-* no, not hot, gorgeous. looks like mekhi phifer's younger brotha. handsome, physical and humble. sorry luvbyte but u never got @ me and he did. he's in cape town @ the moment. crook babyboy, holla @ ur girl.

Hip Hop Events / Re: Bluntly Speaking
« on: November 24, 2008, 07:18:56 PM »
Weed Locations. . . Im a marijuana-head, this is a place were the conversations hint at a wide weeded web so i gotta ask if cats know any reliable outposts for the herb in sandton, randburg, northcliff or melville!FuS

police-informer beloe, we got counter-surveillance on ur snitch-a**
shit these days niggas be telling like they work at the bank.

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