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Of all people.................Seida-Crook, I hollered at dude this morning and he said he's just come back from Cape Town and was scheduled to resume 2day. This is unbelievable peeps.
So I guess that means that ETV must have added Gangsterism to their Newsroom, alongside Sports, Weather and General News then........
Get some a**-implants for my white broad
Get my anus bleached
Co-ordinate and oversee da a**a**ination of Jacob Zuma
Ejaculate on a woman's eyelid just so I ca' be on some "...err did u c me coming?"
Start smoking
Administer more public beatdowns
Steal a Police squad car and brutalise drunk, unsuspecting white people on some "..I asked you once nou gaan ek vir jou opfok!"
Start calling women bitches and hoes.
Start farting in grossly overcrowded lifts
Drop the top on the VW EOS at the robots and keep it down and when it starts raining, whip out a big-a** umbrella and keep riding
Get my pubic hair waxed
Bolster my already formidable knowledge of the loopholes surrounding Tax Evasion
Piss on a drunk person while they've pa**ed out
Give Big Elle a full, thorough and eye-wateringly robust "debriefing"
So this is where he went after his failed football career?
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Funny as ufck.