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Media / Fave Hip Hop Radio Show
« on: July 20, 2007, 10:48:37 AM »
ONE OF THE HOTTEST HIP HOP SHOW'S IN MZANSI AT THE MOMENT IS FROM BLOEM ON SATURDAYS FROM 13:00 TILL 16:00 ON KOVSIE FM 97.0

The show is the ZERO FIVE ONE SHOW,hosted by Bangi and Zion, hell yeah baby. Contrary to popular belief,this show is not a hip hop show :twisted:

RESPECT!!!!

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General Discussion / Happy Birthday Madiba
« on: July 20, 2007, 10:37:09 AM »
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME - TATA,MY NIGGER,MY HOME BOY,MY HERO!!!!!!!

When I ended my show on Wednesday, I dedicated a track that I thought best described him from todays point of view and the listeners loved it,cause they were expecting like a Brenda Fa**ie,Mariam Makeba or R. Kelly type song,but I put a twist in it and bumped the most remixed track of all time to date:

MIMS - this is why I'm hot

Think about it,he is hot and can afford to floss about it if he wants to.

SALUTE!!!!!!

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General Discussion / peace JHB hi BLOEM CITY
« on: July 03, 2007, 01:48:14 PM »
You with Timeless??!!??!! Okay,thats dope.

As soon as you cats are finish with your tracks,make sure to holler so I can bump them on the Zero Five One Show on Saturday mos,you know where the Bloem flavour is at,HELL YEAH BABY!!!!!

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General Discussion / peace JHB hi BLOEM CITY
« on: July 02, 2007, 05:10:58 PM »
@childakapoet

What brings you to Bloem?!?!?!?Starting the new semester here?!?!?Working!?!?!?

LOVE?!?!?!??! - LOL

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General Discussion / ZULU BOY"f***EN WACK"
« on: June 22, 2007, 10:52:47 AM »
Quote from: "DRAMA BOY"

UR SO f***EN WACK.... ANYWAY f*** NUT I GET ATTENTION ON A DAILY FROM YO MOMMA SO FALL THE f*** BACK


Is that all you've got to say about my moms dawg?!?!?f***,my lillte brother can say something more hard hitting than that about my moms,insted of that tired a** old line - I f***ED YOUR MAMA,SHE SUCKED MY DICK bullshit.Cant you be more creative than that,really dude,you disapoint me.

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General Discussion / ZULU BOY"f***EN WACK"
« on: June 22, 2007, 10:48:46 AM »
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General Discussion / ZULU BOY"f***EN WACK"
« on: June 20, 2007, 09:46:19 AM »
Quote from: "DRAMA BOY"
YO'LL R SO f***EN PATHETIC WHY  DOES EVERYTHING HAV TO INVOLVE CASH...THIS THREAD IS BOUT ZULUWACKBOY NOW FUNKED UP MONKEY THINKS HE CAN USE IT TO SUCK CASH'S DICK..... U NIGGERS R WACKER THAN DICKSTALKER & HIS SIDE KICK EVIL PUSSY


Are you feeling as little lonely there.Oh dear,shame man.Sorry.we almost forgot about you for a sec there.What did you wanna know again????? :lol:

C.A.S.H can suck my dick for all I care.

C.ash A.int S.hit H.omie vol.2

Playing his music dont mean I care about him.I hate niggers who get all up in your face and they dont have tic tacs in their mouths.And he's one of them.

You on the other hand seem to be suffering from attention seeking disoder.But not to worry,you've got all the attention you need now.We are all listening.

By the way,you are right,this is not about C.A.S.H cause he Aint Shit Homie.

C.ash A.int S.hit H.omie vol.2 coming out soon. 30 February 2008

By there way Pyro,Im soon gonna start doing the drive show full time now,but still produce the hip hop show.So yeah,Im getting off the show,but only oin air.But you still aint getting it :twisted:

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General Discussion / ZULU BOY"f***EN WACK"
« on: June 19, 2007, 05:46:28 PM »
Quote from: "cash"
:D checked out the site man! nice ish!

is that yo ugly a**!!!!! HAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!


im actualy much prettier in person :roll:  OKAY!!!!!!!!!! :evil:

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General Discussion / ZULU BOY"f***EN WACK"
« on: June 19, 2007, 03:53:21 PM »
Konje kuthwani nge siXhosa?!?!?!

Ndiza ku founela?!?!?!?!

check me out on http://www.kovsiefm.co.za/dj.php?djid=74

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General Discussion / ZULU BOY"f***EN WACK"
« on: June 19, 2007, 01:03:16 PM »
Quote from: "Beesting"
am just an intricate observer and am a hip hop fanatic, not a head.

One [/b]


Ive been struggling to identify with my type
So I like that
and I see no copyrights on it, so AMO bite that

 :lol:

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General Discussion / KRS-One
« on: June 19, 2007, 12:38:58 PM »
I THINK ITS JUST LOST TO MANY!!!

I mean if you dont have it in your heart and soul, then you will lose focus of what it is.Because you will be lost trying to decide if you love the philosophical prophets of the streets who can easily take you on a trip through the most potent weapon you will ever posses (the Mind) or will you follow the blinging celebrities of the game who can show you that material wealth is superior to mental and interlectual strength,as long as you got two brain cells on how to make that money.

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General Discussion / ZULU BOY"f***EN WACK"
« on: June 19, 2007, 12:27:03 PM »
@ C.A.S.H

I love niggers like you too man :lol: you give them one line,they come back with 25 lines.and somewhere in between them they always seem to contraDICKED themselves.

First you call me a dumb f***,then you threaten to kill me,then you tell me you gonna be my favourate rapper :roll:  (thats funny cos I was thinking the same thing too), then you tell me that you love me.Ahhhhh,wow C.A.S.H so much emotions.Are you sure you in the right industry?!?!?

Okay listen man,all that stuff about your moms,has nothing to do with reality,it was just a metaphor to make you realise that you have to watch what you say - NO MATTER HOW TRANSPARENT YOU WANNA BE!!!!! I mean damn,Im getting death threats from a happy M.C like you,clearly I gotta watch what I say.Same goes for you.

Somewhere in between all those own horn blowing tetrams,you gotta listen to what people are saying too.Im as sick and twisted as you are,if not worse.I can tell you that I love you and your music,and buy it too,have your poster and stalk you,but still critisie your shit and shoot it down,just to get the best out of you(which Im sure you got truck loads of)

But until you start making serious deliveries and impress me,you will forever remain an a** hole.I have listened to your music,and Im probably the only one in the Free State who actualy playlists your music on radio too.On my show.

You see, I love HHP,Mo Molemi,Zulu Boy,Mos Def,Nelly (only a lil bit)50 CENT,NAS,KRS 1 (only a lil bit) JayZee and so on. I dont neccesarily like Zubs,but I play him, I like your music and I play it.But I hate the fact that you want to share you haterate of all these other cats.And thats MY OPINION!!!!

So all Im saying is nigger,calm the f*** down.YOU ARE HOT - BUT NOT AS HOT AAS YOU THINK YOU ARE - BUT ITS GOOD TO THINK SO OF YOURSELF.

Join me,lets start a new line for all AG lovers,BRICK,you can join me on this one too!!!!

NOW ALL TOGETHER NOW:

CRAAAAAAaaaaaaaKKKKKKkkkkkk Aint Shit Homie

I hope you see the twistedness of this thread and realise what subliminal marketing tactics are being used here in your favour.Somebody has gotta hate you or diss you to get you the attention you demand.(you nobody,till somebody.....what was that last part Biggy????)

And unlike you,Im a professional at what I do.When I go on air,I will never diss you or put you down.I play your tracks and let the people decide.Now thats real talk.So dont be scared to holler so we can even hook up for an interview.You a business man right??So do you believe in millage????

Let me know!!!!!!!
 :lol:

PPPPPPPS: all that stuff about your moms,I take it back!!!!On the real.
But I hope you awake now.You've been sleeping on real issues.

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General Discussion / ZULU BOY"f***EN WACK"
« on: June 19, 2007, 10:31:23 AM »
This whole world is based on opinion.The motherf***en G8 is built on that shit too.Its even safe to say that even HYPE mag is also built on opinions.Putting CASH and co (latest issue) on S.A's list of top 5 hottest unsigned M.C's is mos def an opinon.

I could come up with a coupler names from my province that could knock these cats the f*** out <-- this is MY OPNION.

But I wont.And not because Im scared,but because I realise that people are always scared of what they dont know.So they will be running their mouths on some that cat is whack and Im not

Crack Aint Shit Homie -

ooohh,dam,could that POSSIBLY SPELL C.A.S.H,MAYBE HE AINT SHIT TOO!!!!

Talking about how his mother is a Beyonce wanna be crystile sipping,diamond bitinig fly gal of E.C.

C.A.S.H, in this industry,you know you left that door open.You come on AG and critisise Zulu Boy for not saying something constructive on national TV,but your a** was on a national mag talking about how rich and happy your background has been in the povert strikin E.C. Whats next,you gon tell us about how you had a tree house with all the latest P.S 3 games before that shit came out.How constructive is that?

You just dont realise C.A.S.H you are leaving us with sooooooooooooo much to quote you on really really soon.I hope you "crack" it,get on T.V,fumble your words and realise you are human,you dont shit Ice Cream.You might eat it more than everyone else in the E.C but you could never shit it out your a** hole - or should I say "CRACK" (everyone has one) AND YOU SEEM TO BE THE BIGGEST ONE!!!!! :D

Oh yah, by the way,according to your standards,this actualy is constructive critisism,wouldnt you say??Now lets all smile and be happy :lol:

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Media / Hip Hop is not for Africans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: May 03, 2007, 11:13:14 AM »
Quote from: "Dplanet"
yeah,,, you're right, the line is blurred... BUT... there is a line that gets crossed too often between influence and immitation.


when you pick up your accent from listening to US hip hop, you are learning to live your musical life through someone's else's ideas and experiences. it shapes the way you think and act because you don't have a wider perspective. the words you are copying have no meaning because they are not based on [/b]your experience.

language is one of the cornerstones of culture because our experience of everyday life are encoded in it. If you pick up an accent from watching tv or listening to music you are copying the end product with no real understanding of the real culture that it represents. Your music can't be anything but superficial as a result.

As I have said before, we went through this same phase in the uk - on the one hand rapping with a british accent sounded wrong to heads, but on the other hand no one could take british rappers with American accents seriously so uk hip hop got stuck. Eventually uk rappers started 'repping their endz' seriously and suddenly the scene took off. Now the UK has dozens of rappers that get love the world over - even in the States.

By the way, I feel the same way about Reggae artists. Reggae is about more than a Jamaican accent - it's a consciousness, just like Hip Hop. Talking like a Jamaican and growing dreads does not make you authentic. They even came up with a word for it - 'Jafaikans' (fake Jamaicans).


To be honest with you,Im not too crazy about cats rapping in accents that they dont even undersrant either. The thing about accents is that they actualy represent a particular place,sound and style. What I mean is if you are from SOWETO,people from SOWETO will know that you are from there,now try faking a SOWETO accent when you are form Bloem?!?!?!
Its not gonna be too charming.Or a guy from Limpopo trying to sound like he is from the Cape flats.

The same thing happens in hip hop.You find cats like T-Bo Tuch faking accents.If you are from the U.S you can immediately tell that a cat is faking what he doesnt understand.there are mixtures of New York,South,west and all sorts of accents in all these non American cats accents.Then they dont realise how silly they sound to Americans with their corny accents.

So yeah,I totaly agree with you there on this one.But what i dont like is the injustices from haters about hip hop in S.A.Dont forget,kwaito artists have borrowed alot from hip hop too.

Spiki - can I have some of that SPIKI RIKI RIKI RIKI (thats from Snoop Dog)

When Arthur started putting down more than one word tracks he adopted a rhyming pattern,though kwaito,but style was borrowed from hip hop realy.Same goes for Bricks,Mapaputsi,Zola,Brown Dash,Kabelo etc. They have stopped witht the one liners and have started flowing and rhyming.

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Media / Hip Hop is not for Africans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: May 03, 2007, 11:12:53 AM »
interesting what you say Dplanet

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