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General Discussion / Re: Kasi Killings
« on: July 15, 2010, 12:02:22 PM »
Daym! Why cant Bheki Cele sort out thesesuckers. Kasi peeps know who they are. What happened with fight fire with fire?
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Humour / Jokes / Re: The what should RR or Uyanda do with their increase thread
« on: July 09, 2010, 10:47:22 AM »
and this
you pick up a lady from her place ( that you met two days
ago), take her to a movie ( which cost around R74 for two ), drive all the
way to a fancy restaurant in Sandston on Nelson Mandela Square ( spending
R450 ),pa** by Nine West at the Square, let her pick a pair of shoes
(R950on your credit card 6 months budget) then later that evening take her
to Devine Lounge in Rose bank and spend R 550 on drinks for the two of you,
you then take her home to your place and when you get
inside; she heads straight for the bed and falls asleep.
You wake her up & start kissing her & she looks at you and says: "Sorry
sana ndiyamensa " and she falls asleep.
Daymn! Cats is being played outside.
you pick up a lady from her place ( that you met two days
ago), take her to a movie ( which cost around R74 for two ), drive all the
way to a fancy restaurant in Sandston on Nelson Mandela Square ( spending
R450 ),pa** by Nine West at the Square, let her pick a pair of shoes
(R950on your credit card 6 months budget) then later that evening take her
to Devine Lounge in Rose bank and spend R 550 on drinks for the two of you,
you then take her home to your place and when you get
inside; she heads straight for the bed and falls asleep.
You wake her up & start kissing her & she looks at you and says: "Sorry
sana ndiyamensa " and she falls asleep.
Daymn! Cats is being played outside.
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Humour / Jokes / Re: The what should RR or Uyanda do with their increase thread
« on: July 09, 2010, 10:43:42 AM »Nucca wasnt even datin this chick...He was still on that "friend" tip hoping it would grow into something more...'ey man. blame my past simping ways nigga. I gotta be on that gin and drink o pop sometimes till i sort out my shit.
What did you do for these chicks kanti nawe?
ndizoy qala ngaphi nalento. masibe sisithi bayinqunqa imali yam straight. bahmbha nam kakuhle. I can believe I use to buy cigarettes I dont even smoke.
My xhosa isn't the best but I get it. Sho...I see they played you like a BEE!
I would advise you not to spend large amounts on a woman you're just dating.
Heartless bish called all her friends and distant relatives and threw an all weekend party...ON HIM...AT HIS HOUSE!!!
All the while givin the nucca the impression that he gon hit...Kuphi khona?
Yeah man...Its a jungle out there...
This situation reminds me of this scenario. got from some email
You have this xhosa girl from the eastern cape that you flirting with on
every day and she ends up coming over. this is how it happens happens :
She send you a call back and you call her she ask you what are you doing
on Saturday, excited you say nothing and you ask her why? She tells you
she can come over because there is Grey Houd leaving every Friday and go
back on Sunday mornings, again excited you say sure, now here are your
instructions from her:
-please buy me a return ticket
-please send me airtime to get in touch with you whilst on the way
-please contact Zoliswa and Vuyiswa my friends at Wits and ask them
directions and also say to them that I am on the way, that they should
also inform u Zolile.
You do all the above and every hr you receive a call back from her and you
chat a bit
She arrives in JHB and she again send you a call back, you fetch her
thinking that she's tired, you want to go home but she insist that you go
to her friends, they all clean up and you take them around and trying to
impress the friends you take them to the restaurant and you buy her
clothes and shoes, you name them and all of a sudden the friends suggest
that you throw her a surprise party and you tell them next time because it
its your 1st time with her but they convince you that it will not be long
and you agree, then they organise, the next thing the whole of Wits
students are filling your townhouse with their boyfriends, I am talking of
Nomvula, Nomthandazo,Nosipho, Mzwandile,Malusi, Sizwe, hey you name
them.......the next thing the whole place is full of eastern cape (XHOSAS)
the language is Xhosa,you do not even hear a word,the worst you are
braaiman and barman. At about 3:30 in the morning you switch off the radio
and you tell them that its late and your girlfriend has a bus to catch so
she needs to relax a bit, she stands up and say: do not worry sana ndaba
gqibela kudala ababantu so I will sleep in the bus, please put the radio
on, every time you ask her for a dance she's catching up with Zolile whom
she grew up with, the next thing they are dancing very close together. In
the morning at about 4:00 down, they tell you that she is going to take
shower at Nomvula's place and then Zolile will take her to Parkie, they
all leave.
Now,Thats the definition of *&(%$#@)!!![/b]
Do cats do such stupid things? yes they do. Judging from what RR did.
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General Discussion / Re: Women and their tests
« on: July 07, 2010, 10:42:45 AM »Ive been receiving Facebooks inboxes lately. This beatiful nice broad is throwing my self at me,telling me we had a one nite stand, how much she wants me and all that ish,i couldnt give anything away i tell her to carry on... She knows where i stay and everything about me! Cut the story short ive just found out my current girlfriend is sharing her house with the broad i smashed on freedom day she renting a room in my chick,s crib. I think shes blackmailing me without sayin anything! All of a sudden my girlfriend starts asking strange questions about where did i sleep when i went to the back to the city gig and other CIS questions and her responses are like Oh!Oh i see,mmmmhh! Im paranoid! But i can handle my girlfriend, im observing this broad to check whats her game!
There's no winning this one. It means you gave the Freedom chick your full name. How else does she find you on facebook. It's like Tiger leaving a voicemail on one of those girls' phone. "who else is named Tiger?"
Step up your player game ninjas. You better have an exit plan.
My question is - if she has not dumped you and know you are cheating, could this mean she doesnt really care coz she could be doing the same thing or worse. A girl that gives a damn would confornt you and be hurt m cry "how could you do this to me" type of thing. one who doesnt will try to trap you and play lil games.
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General Discussion / Re: Ugly Females!
« on: July 05, 2010, 08:14:00 PM »Dude, thats the problem.
These ugs are the ones with the most attitude.
You step to them, being friendly to everyone and then when you try to speak to the ugly, she starts giving attitude, on som "What do you want?" bullshit, while her pretty friends are all friendly.
I have seen this happen numerous times. My boy once played wingman and tried pulling the ugly. Instead of her being grateful that she ight get poundage, she started telling her friends they must leave cos she isn't interested in being hit on, she just wants to have fun.
We all lost out, cos they left. Luckily we got digits and hooked them up later on that week, without the monster friend.
you are right Pyro. It does happen this way too at times. But some chicks do ultimately get sense that they are losing out on fun because of their not so good looking friend and leave her behind at times. Which can be a problem because when you meet the same squad again, there is this chick who ends up spoilin things for everyone. You roll up expecting the fun like the first time you met them and she kills the mood with her comments and bad attitude.
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General Discussion / Re: Ugly Females!
« on: July 05, 2010, 04:23:12 PM »There is nothing uglier than an ugly mean person, who thinks she is the shit.
I hate how you always step to a crew of chicks and it is always the ugliest one, who no one is interested in, who has the most attitude and tries to play hard to get, as if anyone actually wanted to get any.
They ruin the whole mood and then girls don't like it when you ask them to ditch their ugly friend. They act as if they didn't realise she was ugly.
The trick when you meet a squad of broads with an ugly girl is to get friendly with the ugly girl. What they are after is attention too. Cats just see a squad and talk to everyone but the not so good looking chick. Hence she gets edgy. If you play your cards right she'll be on your side when you hit on your actual target. Step up your girl macking game negroes!
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General Discussion / Re: Khanyi Mbau
« on: July 05, 2010, 04:19:24 PM »Heck, this bish is ugly. I'd have cover her face with a brown paper bag if I had to hit that. Don't know what these old geezers see in this thing.
You lying. You know you would love to hit that.
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General Discussion / Re: Ls accumulated
« on: July 01, 2010, 03:14:15 PM »
The biggest L must be thinking I got serious game and macking this girl only to find that she was selling it when we were leaving. Of course i was shocked and she said " wonke umuntu uyazi ukuthi ngiyathengisa. " and uttered a few swear words. Never went to that bar/pub/ restaurant again.
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General Discussion / Re: First South African Rapper??!
« on: June 30, 2010, 10:04:49 AM »
Of course Senyaka was rapping before anyone. it is a widely known thing. The guy rapping on Yvonne's songg as well. But he was never a solo artist as i know. but the firts proper group must have been POC. It's funny coz Senyaka was a hood cat. I discovered later that hood cats were into hop before model c cats / amadzantsantsa as they were known. You know the Spex's the Amus, etc who had private school education. Interestin topic. Senyaka had a song called Fuquza. BOP Tv used to play it. Anyone remember that?
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General Discussion / Re: Setting Off HoeMeters!
« on: June 23, 2010, 10:31:36 AM »
Any girl that takes some of my actions as a sign that I'm about to cheat. Case in point - I'm talking to a girl in some sport. My girl comes over and says - "who is she?" I say "a friend. so and so" SHe says " why did you not introduce me to her like you normally do with your friends?"
If you too suspicious like that, you know the game well. You have been playing it. Now I suspect that she is not as innocent as she seems.
If you too suspicious like that, you know the game well. You have been playing it. Now I suspect that she is not as innocent as she seems.
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Media / Re: So... Mizi quit Hypemag
« on: June 22, 2010, 12:47:49 PM »where can I apply for the job?You know you talking shit you said the same shit before you got the garbage campus radio slot fag.
I'll make it into the greatest, most hateful hip hop mag in the world.
And then? What Campus slot?
University Of Free State he promised to have about 40min of strictly underground hip hop we were expecting to hear stuff from Tonedeff Illbill Kool Kieth MfDoom, motion man but nah Big headed Mr Coetzee decided to play Pink and talk bout Bratt Pitt and Angelina.
AGians and handing out ether.
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General Discussion / Re: RnB Niggaz
« on: June 22, 2010, 09:17:28 AM »Ait i gots u bruh. half these Ag niks bought a bish something this past weekend. if u havent bought a chick nada then u havent f***ed a hot brod
It's always drinks I buy for broads. I have bought broads plenty of drinks before taking them home. Not much else unless you are my girlfriend. then i buy stupid things be it perfume or whatever. But you are my woman. There is no price tag. I gets it all the time (when she wants of coz. stop blackmailing your chicks into sex niggas)
the funny thing is I have started pricing snatch. Like thinking -I'm not buying anymore drinks for this broad and her friend. her snatch cant be more than the R120 I think i have spent already (before the bill arrives).
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General Discussion / Re: R.I.P Busi Mhlongo
« on: June 18, 2010, 05:24:28 PM »
One of the best we'll ever witness in our lifetime. RIP.
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General Discussion / Re: Dealing Workplace Conflict 4 It Escalates...
« on: June 03, 2010, 10:05:45 AM »
I know these type of chicks. All they want is to show they were not appointed because they are female and black so they get hard on anyone challenging them or raising a different point.
They also want to show that they are better than other blacks . that they were sent to good schools, they got good values, etc. So they are generally friendlier to whites than blacks.
They want to a**ert their authority in their profession. "I am a professional ...." is one of their most widely used phrases. or "as professionals we have to...."
I can spot them from far and keep my distance if I can.
Carry on brICK.
They also want to show that they are better than other blacks . that they were sent to good schools, they got good values, etc. So they are generally friendlier to whites than blacks.
They want to a**ert their authority in their profession. "I am a professional ...." is one of their most widely used phrases. or "as professionals we have to...."
I can spot them from far and keep my distance if I can.
Carry on brICK.