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Motoring Forum / Its hard out here for a PIMP...

« on: August 31, 2006, 02:19:27 AM »

briCK: upon further inspection one would deduce that those lips belong to a Ms Keys.  :lol:

 8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O  8O

Shit, Mr Holmes, u must be an expert on lips of all types...  I c*** imagine how u ID'ed them lips, wanna teach us that trick?

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Media / Beyonce to Jay-z:QUIT Def Jam or Else

« on: August 31, 2006, 01:42:14 AM »

f*** Beyonce, she's feelin way 2 special, WTf is she thinking, the insecure c#nt...

How can dude quit as Def Jam's boss coz the chink THINKS there's sum shit goin on? If it was me, I'd give her a harsh taste of reality.  :twisted:

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General Discussion / cubase sx3

« on: August 29, 2006, 11:34:35 PM »

@ Evil:
Dude, your guardian angel must be workin overtime....
The upload succeeded, check your PM.

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Traders / THE FROSTY-CHILD BATTLES

« on: August 29, 2006, 11:11:48 PM »

Something like this blaq them morocca/egyptian/persian types  



 8O  8O  8O

I haven't managed 2 scroll further down the page past this pic, and i don't intend to...

In fact, I'm just sad the kettle's so far from my pc, i'll need coffee to stay up and look at this pic...
What else wud i be missing now, let's see...


Cash.......  check

Dial-A-Meal menu....  check

Coffee....... check

Sleeping bag.......  f*** it, its not like i'll sleep anyway...

Cell phone switched off.....  check
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BTW, who is she, and what's her number, and aint u got some pics of her from different angles, like from behind, or from the rear, from the back, or even some from the opposite of the front?  :twisted:

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Hot Traxxx / BEWITCHED OR NOT

« on: August 29, 2006, 11:06:13 PM »

She shud visit a doctor, but not the regular type... a so-called witch doctor. I prefer the term "medicine-man" myself. I also use this term to refer to weed suppliers, but thats a different topic altogether....

The MM shud be able to tell her if she's jinxed or not, and if he's gud, maybe he can even counter the shit.

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The Office / Childakapoets guide to surviving

« on: August 29, 2006, 10:55:06 PM »

*breathless*  when... do.... i.... stop.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

f***ing cla**ic...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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General Discussion / cubase sx3

« on: August 29, 2006, 07:26:10 PM »

Yo, sorry man, been enslaved, shackled to me pc in the office.

Lemme kick off an upload 2nite, cross ya fingers, hope it works...

Disclaimer: This software, if uplaoded sucessfully, is for educational and trial purposes only. If u like it buy it, yada yada yada, blah blah blah...
And if u get caught with, i don't know who the f*** you are, etc, etc...  its not my fault, etc, etc, blah, blah....

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Politics / THE ARMAGEDDON

« on: August 29, 2006, 07:08:04 PM »

^^ Yeah, I've done my bit of reading on the Mayan calendars too, and how they count down from the beginning of an "age" till when it ends. Then the next age and hence the next calendar starts.

What scares me is that they got it right last time. In their previous calendar, they predicted that age would end via water, and right on time, we were hit by the flood, more popularly known as Noah's flood in this part of the world. With the current Mayan calendar, it says this age ends in 2012, this time by fire...
Sounds like nuclear or some shit, and with idiots like George W. running around with access to "The Button", it could well be...

I think the predictions are just a warning by "the wise ones" from the past, when we weren't so stupid, who knew that civilisations and the earth itself follow certain cycles, and some point in those cycles, shit gets so wild that most of us meet our doom.
Even the egyptians charted these cycles, and others before them, which is what the signs of the zodiac represent as well...

So brace yourselves, and f*** the seatbelt, it won't save u from shit this time...

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General Discussion / Does this make me shallow?????

« on: August 27, 2006, 02:24:36 AM »

spoken fuh?

U're not??  :twisted:

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General Discussion / if your FL6 key expires...

« on: August 27, 2006, 02:21:57 AM »

That's a f***in mission, I'd MUCH rather find a new crack  8O

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Hot Traxxx / News on Canibal Ox

« on: August 27, 2006, 01:16:20 AM »

Can O is the sheezy, I like their special brand of insanity that they bring, esp. Vast...

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Humour / Jokes / A black girl's worst nightmare is............

« on: August 24, 2006, 12:10:17 PM »

Also I just noticed I have posted more than 3thousand posts and I remmber saying I will never post on AG after 3000

PEACE!

You're welcome to try and leave, but i think some peeps here might hunt u down, kidnap you and tie you 2 a seat in front of a pc...  8O

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Humour / Jokes / A black girl's worst nightmare is............

« on: August 24, 2006, 11:56:48 AM »

You misunderstand me, I certainly wasn't going to give you any money  I was talkin about givin you a quarter of the gatsby I ordered from the snack wench...
 

OK, now it makes cents...

A quarter...  

shit know what?

*takes C4's advice...and sits at the front with sneeked in booze*

*slaps his forehead* Oh jaa... that's what I 4got 2 bring 2 the match!!!

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General Discussion / Cheatin'

« on: August 24, 2006, 11:32:15 AM »

In fact, me,  I'd probably leverage such a situation into an opportunity 2 score some extra points with the Missus, on some "I nearly cheated, but i kept thinking of u and I just HAD 2 be out b4 anything happened" type shit...

Me: let me finish the introductions...this ** pointing at the woman I had fallen in love with** Is a woman I met a while ago and I have fallen DEEPLY in love..BUT I am still DEEPLY in love with sweets and ******* the sex is still great ...y'all think we can work something out?

I've never been to primi's since and I have never applied male logic when dealing with females.

Now u done got me started, if I had the willpower not to cheat, I was gonna do this just to prove it'll work!  :evil:

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Producers - Discussion / Who's the Best Producah?

« on: August 24, 2006, 11:11:21 AM »

scott is not an engineer. he's the creative brainchild of most of these songs.

I'm against ghostwriting to be honest. You basically lying to the consumer. Music shouldn't be made solely for the sake of money. My opinion.

King daniel:
Well son, the facts speak against what u 'believe' to be true.

Here's some more of Storch (Now remember this dude was the keyboard player for the roots since back in the days)

This from Wikipedia, Scott Storch Discography.


The Roots - Phrenology

    * 12. Pussy Galore


Slum Village — Trinity

    * 20. Get Live


Justin Timberlake - Justif
G-Unit — Beg For Mercy

    * Poppin' Them Thangs (co-produced by Scott Storch)


50 Cent - The New Breed

    * 00. In Da Hood (feat. Brooklyn) (keys)


Destiny's Child — Destiny Fulfilled

    * 15. 2 Step (International Bonus Track)
    * 00. Cater 2 U (Scott Storch Remix)

Mario — Turning Point

    * 02. Let Me Love You — #1 (9 WEEKS)

Beyonce — Dangerously In Love

    * 02. Naughty Girl — #3
    * 03. Baby Boy (featuring Sean Paul) — #1 (8 WEEKS)
    * 05. Me, Myself And I — #4

Terror Squad — True Story

    * 04. Lean Back — #1 (3 Weeks)

50 Cent — The Ma**acre

    * 07. Candy Shop (featuring Olivia) — #1 (9 WEEKS)
    * 14. Just A Lil Bit — #3
    * 18. Build You Up (featuring Jamie Foxx)

The Game — The Documentary

    * 02. Westside Story (featuring 50 Cent) (co-produced by Scott Storch) — #93
    * 10. Start From Scratch (featuring Marsha Ambrosius) (co-produced by Scott Storch)

Lil'Kim — The Naked Truth

    * 03. Lighters Up — #31

MC Hammer - Look Look Look

    * 04. HammerTime (Feat. Nox)
    * 06. Look Look Look (this is prod. by Versastyle)
(PS this coming out this year....Hammertime2006 produced by storch...gonna be interesting) YES...HAMMER IS BACK....AAAAAAAAAAH
RUN!


Method Man— 4:21...The Day After

    * 02. Is It Me

Beenie Man - Undisputed

    * 6. Jamaican Ting


The Game -The Doctor's Advocate

    * 00. Strip Club


Jura**ic 5 - Feedback

    * 03. "Brown Girl"



One thing that needs to be mentioned is that references here too are based on power. A producer working under someone else might also merely get co-production credits, even though they made th whole damn thing. When producers start working for other producer. They can go without any form of credit for a long time.

Dre can do this cuz he's a brand name.

Damn...  8O

Scott's torch is shining bright, i see...  8O