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General Discussion / Bigger L - Being a Virgin or Smashing Ugly Chicks?
« on: September 30, 2010, 10:49:20 AM »
Would you ralther not get any @ all or be the guy that pipes ugly tricks. I find it hard to consider this a win but I think it's far better than the L you take when hogging(fat bishes), or even worse - smashing ugly chicks, at least IMHO. Anyways, this graph shows what I'm talking about.
On a scale of
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I think it's clear that there is an arbitrary point where it's much better to use your hand and think of Esther (almost zero Fugliness) than to put your salami in the sausage wallet of someone closer to the Maya Angelou side of the fugliness spectrum. And even before the masturbation point there lies a point where braggability ceases to exist - I believe somewhere in between Raven Symone and Snooki (depending on who you hang out with - I would totally brag to my buddies that I f***ed Snooki but not mention it to family). So in all this, I guess what I am saying it it seems very possible that remaining a virgin just might be less of an L than sticking it in Maya Angelou's purple pooper hole (as poetic as that sounds).
Thoughts?
On a scale of
to
I think it's clear that there is an arbitrary point where it's much better to use your hand and think of Esther (almost zero Fugliness) than to put your salami in the sausage wallet of someone closer to the Maya Angelou side of the fugliness spectrum. And even before the masturbation point there lies a point where braggability ceases to exist - I believe somewhere in between Raven Symone and Snooki (depending on who you hang out with - I would totally brag to my buddies that I f***ed Snooki but not mention it to family). So in all this, I guess what I am saying it it seems very possible that remaining a virgin just might be less of an L than sticking it in Maya Angelou's purple pooper hole (as poetic as that sounds).
Thoughts?
