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Producers - Discussion / Opinions on this beat
« on: June 08, 2010, 03:54:12 PM »
New beat from my homie Lloyd feel free to rate, hate and give opinions
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General Discussion / The truth according to I, Lucifer
« on: May 24, 2010, 11:45:10 AM »
Mortals,
'Tis I Lucern Ferre known to you heathens as Lucifer. I have been spoken of since days where your creator was yet to be imagined. Twas not 'til pale apes such as Tertullianus began to equate a being so intelligent, beautiful, and marvelous as me with the proposed root of all evil, Satan. You see, those pale apes in Roma desired control so they composed stories most devious in order to scare you idiots into submission and you all fell for it. Now you buffoons go to church every weekend seeking a light for salvation that does not exist. You all live your pitiful lives following a set of rules to a game that does not exist. You disconsolates utilize my name as a scapegoat for your misdoings as a way to justify your unwillingness to do what is right. What you morons don't understand is that I only exist because you allow me to. Your collective energies allow me to operate and covet thine wenches. The light that you seek is within you mortal.
Lastly, 'tis evident that thine arrogance recognizes not a boundary when you idiots begin to a**ume that such a being as magnificent, intelligent, and beautiful as I am would be concerned with the behaviors of upright walking baboons. I covet not your allegiance, nor your companionship, I covet wenches; you retarded apes cross my mind none. If thou happens upon adversity look to that muttonhead Yahweh as the source not I. For the record:
Twas not I who extirpated all but Noah and his family through the flooding of the Earth killing 30 Million.
Twas not I who rained fire and brimstone upon Sodom and Gomorrah killing no less than 1000.
Twas not I who smoted every Egyptian firstborn child totaling 500,000 deaths.
Post Scriptum: I am not thine enemy, thou are thine enemy.
'Tis I Lucern Ferre known to you heathens as Lucifer. I have been spoken of since days where your creator was yet to be imagined. Twas not 'til pale apes such as Tertullianus began to equate a being so intelligent, beautiful, and marvelous as me with the proposed root of all evil, Satan. You see, those pale apes in Roma desired control so they composed stories most devious in order to scare you idiots into submission and you all fell for it. Now you buffoons go to church every weekend seeking a light for salvation that does not exist. You all live your pitiful lives following a set of rules to a game that does not exist. You disconsolates utilize my name as a scapegoat for your misdoings as a way to justify your unwillingness to do what is right. What you morons don't understand is that I only exist because you allow me to. Your collective energies allow me to operate and covet thine wenches. The light that you seek is within you mortal.
Lastly, 'tis evident that thine arrogance recognizes not a boundary when you idiots begin to a**ume that such a being as magnificent, intelligent, and beautiful as I am would be concerned with the behaviors of upright walking baboons. I covet not your allegiance, nor your companionship, I covet wenches; you retarded apes cross my mind none. If thou happens upon adversity look to that muttonhead Yahweh as the source not I. For the record:
Twas not I who extirpated all but Noah and his family through the flooding of the Earth killing 30 Million.
Twas not I who rained fire and brimstone upon Sodom and Gomorrah killing no less than 1000.
Twas not I who smoted every Egyptian firstborn child totaling 500,000 deaths.
Post Scriptum: I am not thine enemy, thou are thine enemy.
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General Discussion / Fellow Christians I Have Arrived and I Bring With Me Temptation!
« on: May 20, 2010, 12:35:21 PM »
You filthy scoundrels have polluted the Earth with your senseless drivel and defamed my name to further your agenda. You say I am all things evil but it is your lord and savior that has killed 33,000,000 million of you all. With that said I do forgive you all and would like to extend an olive branch to you idiots in the form of a pron Video.
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Motoring Forum / The hardest 1
« on: May 11, 2010, 06:39:32 PM »
this has got to be one of the toughest one series I've seen straight up black on black is extra boss
shit I might just have to cop a 1ner once I got a godly deposit
shit I might just have to cop a 1ner once I got a godly deposit
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Humour / Jokes / its time this poll got made
« on: May 11, 2010, 10:36:44 AM »
you know what f*** it I cant contain myself anymore I've been observing this past week and it seems these two have upped the ante in the number of losses they catch so I figured its time we measured the shit once and for all
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Humour / Jokes / AA sighted in public
« on: April 22, 2010, 03:09:53 PM »
damn this nigga's motor skills reverted back to infancy 
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Battle One on One / this dude just got an EPIC WIN
« on: April 22, 2010, 02:54:21 PM »
THE LOOK ON HIS FACE SAY IT ALL!
Mr Wichai (Tao), aged 24, from Samut Songkram province, who earns his living by dealing in old goods, got married to gorgeous twins Ms Sirintara and Ms Thipawan 22, he vouched his sincerest ‘equal love’ for both of them!
Mr Wichai, just yesterday, 23 March, got married in pompous ceremony to both twins simultaneously. On being interviewed by the Thai Rath reporters, Mr Wichai declared wholeheartedly, that he didn’t see much problem in having to perform tiresome marital duties with two wives.
In the engagement ceremony before the wedding, Mr Wichai successfully offered a dowry of eight baht of gold and 80,000 baht EACH for his lovely darlings. Both families celebrated the marriage with joy and were said to be delighted for the threesome.
Mr Wichai told the press that he had been best of friends with his neighbouring twins since they were children. “When I grew older, I would walk past their house each morning and try to decide for myself which one I fancied more, but it was darned impossible – I adored BOTH of them – I just couldn’t decide, which one of them to chat up….!”
He went on to say “For three continuous years all three of us would go on dates together, until there was one day when I couldn’t stand the frustration any longer and told them I love you and want to marry you BOTH”
Our reporters were just gagging to hear the response to this mouth-watering question “And.... what are the sleeping arrangements Mr Wichai”? to which he replied modestly with a beaming smile “Absolutely no problems! For the first three nights of the week, I will sleep with Ms Thipawan and the next three will be spent with Ms Sirintara. As for every Saturday, the three of us will sleep together”
Ms Sirintara finally told the press “When my twin and I worked as a**istant nurses, we promised each other that we would never leave each others side, and that our future husband would have to either take us both, or leave us”
“Anyway, Mr Wichai is the perfect man – he neither smokes nor drinks!”
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Producers - Discussion / Deac made two beats for you peons
« on: April 15, 2010, 02:17:29 PM »
tell me what you think
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decided to go for that arabian scott storchy vibe
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I used a meko kaji sample
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decided to go for that arabian scott storchy vibe
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I used a meko kaji sample
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General Discussion / Lord Deacon returns!
« on: April 13, 2010, 05:03:14 PM »
Yes peons, minions and lames Deacon has settled his beef with those slimy peasants at helkom and I'm back to make your life hell if your a lame. now on with the celebrations
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Humour / Jokes / Dont start nothin wont be nothin
« on: April 10, 2010, 12:26:33 AM »
that lil dude's bob and weave game is mad nice
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/12...ant_Back_It_Up
You just knew dude was going to take an L. He was standing around with his shirt off, talking shit for too long. Basically posing for the hoes. Too bad the only pose he'll be remembered for is him laying on the ground.
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/12...ant_Back_It_Up
You just knew dude was going to take an L. He was standing around with his shirt off, talking shit for too long. Basically posing for the hoes. Too bad the only pose he'll be remembered for is him laying on the ground.
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Sports Arena / epic dunk
« on: March 17, 2010, 12:16:25 PM »
corey brewer is just mad at niggas 
I bet fisher asked for a day off after that shit
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Humour / Jokes / bully punk gets owned
« on: March 15, 2010, 10:31:21 AM »its hard keeping it real when your pants are down to your ankles
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Motoring Forum / Mercedes F800 concept
« on: March 12, 2010, 02:07:26 PM »
looks like a baby CLS I f***s with it 
