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Media / Ol skool WANK!

« on: September 26, 2004, 04:23:00 AM »

ever had a reminiscent wank?? well, thats when you think of all the girls from your past youve got with or the old celebs and child memo of the stuff that just got you turned on...just think of things from the past that make you randy and just beat your beat..or slap the clam if youre a girl..

thrill wanks are the best..try masturbating with your door unlocked or if you want a good buzz do it with your door open..the thrill of knowing you could get caught so easily is heavenly..its like having sex in a public place..but with your hand..

i need jesus in my life.

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General Discussion / Sleepless dreams

« on: September 22, 2004, 10:29:00 PM »

petula clark said we should go downtown when things go bad...well, i´m exhausted cause i sufffer from insomnia,i clock like 5 hours of sleep per day..its terrible,ive tried alcahol,pills,pron and even jesus..nothing works..i also get nightmares when i do sleep so thats pretty messed up.. i cant sleep.i´m thinking about joining the rest of the coloured population and get on crystal meth..so at least when i´m awake i have a good time, then i crash hard from the drug and pa** out...but i fear being a scummy junkie with torn sneakers and chapped lips from blowing drug dealer winki for drugs..fuk, thousand thoughts floating in my head, cant get them out so i can fall asleep..must concentrate on sleeping, the harder i concentrate the more thoughts i generate..i relax i get uncomfortable..cant stop turning...i´m going to rip my skin off in a few minutes...ring...ring...06:30am..i have to wake up. masturbate, shower..go to skool...

i´m off to the train station now..not going anywhere..just like to chill at the train station..you people must think i´m a freak..but i´m just a normal jew.

kill the raSTAS..


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General Discussion / DPLANET...

« on: September 22, 2004, 10:19:00 PM »

my dear pal...

no matter how dope my subject matter is..i´m a wack rapper with no breath control..i sound like oj simpson on crack rock..so you produce??we can exchange beat tapes..mine´s better than yours..or do you want to prove me wrong..i´ll think real deep about your rap offer..not sure if a money boss player like myself wants to get back in the game.word.

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General Discussion / Smart People

« on: September 22, 2004, 05:41:00 PM »

lazy sam is a smart dude..he´s mad young and mad smart..ive actually just sat down and thought about it..ive been looking at his old posts..i´m a**uming he´s read a lot of books and what not...such an eloquent swedish boy.

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just last week i remarked upon all these real cool names like blahkh rose or blaque poetess or soul soulja or whatever. wanting to convey some sort of rastafari, freedom struggle sorta message, no? yes. the struggle is over, and though it makes for easy writing material -yes, i just called you unimaginative- te struggle is over and you dont need to rap or write aimless peotry on how you roam the streets of soweto or hillbrow and how the OPPRESSOR has done all this. nelson mandela and those who DId fight in the struggle made it all better. as for rastafarianism. i dont think there are many real rastafari believers in this country, or city. just dopeheads who like to wear headgear and listen to reggae who wish they knew half the things about rastafarianism that their idols do. and pride in the continent? for sure, just getting rather vexing that i cat comes up and sings ´afrika...sing afrika´ thinks he´s a poet. this post was not intended to pa** judgement on certain participators i care not to name, but i am reinforcing various points of view conveyed in this thread. big sam *sponsored by ivan starkowski and ninja star and cancerous pete*

wouldnt have expected a young white man to share my thoughts on all these fools dwelling in the past...word.

heeres a list of other smart people...nerds rule!!

henry miller
will self
old dirty bastard

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General Discussion / Scary thoughts..

« on: September 22, 2004, 01:17:00 AM »

want to hear something scary.................i´m writing a book. the shits going to hit a large fan, its going to splatter my digested lunch in everyones face.

while you patiently wait and stock up on nausea tablets, go read RWANDAN BUTCHER articles..no more soppy love tales and complaints about life..just pure unadulterated literature for the kids...watch out for the weekly newsletter.

as the dirty shower hating rastas would say "mo fire bo!!!"

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General Discussion / girls and bitches...

« on: September 21, 2004, 07:44:00 AM »

woo hoo..ben hearing a lot of foul rumors going around about me here in my little atmosphere called my life..wel most of it is true..i do lust over white women and tend to consider black girls as backward,uncouth and not really attractive unless they can swallow, do tricks with ping pong balls and are disgustingly rich...yes,i´m an a**hole,im sorry,but hey!different strokes for Fu@ked up folks! so i guess you talk all you want and even slander for all i care, but i do tend to punch people. so, you know who you are...ive got really cool friends they sell me out to theyre ugly hook up female friends who will allegedly hook them up with her hot friends..sell me out and expose my black filth jsut to be fed lies..you wont get any a**..trsut me.friends over bitches..then money.

Judy and rebecca..what a nice ring to it..a demonic pair,these are straight up hot, straight form hell these girls are flaming mad vagina juice, and im smelling it everyday on campus..i see them and i hear that alicia keys track"you dont know my name..wo hooo" ha, i get hond jaags i tell you.

i must stop smoking weed at 9am every morning..i´m losing my brain, god damn dimitri and chris always have high grade chronic..its messing with my life. watched this doccie on zimbabwe today, i think its supposed to be serious, but i was laughing like a coon up in there,after cla** i had all these dark niggers looking at me funny..that mugabe is a funny dude, the real african god,he´s taken my crown..gotta stop smoking.

i´m really hoping that ootz and lazy sam will not reply to this thread, but then again by me saying that is an indirect incentive for them to post..life´s krap!

Judy and rebecca..say it with me!!
headwrap bitches eat a D!@#ck up and die!

Junior Black god, Big Space.(lazy sam must stop jacking my steez)

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General Discussion / Regulations of culture??

« on: September 21, 2004, 07:29:00 AM »

someone please tell me..who wrote the laws of hip hop? who said you cant say this or that? since when is a culture like hip hop supposed to be censored? isnt hip hop all about speaking out without the damn media cencorship?i think i alot of people got it twisted, so called hip hop fans are starting to sound like conservative cencorship mongols..and call me sexist or what you want, its the girls who divulge into this and theyre stupid psuedo consciouss male firends who hope to get laid by supporting theyre cause of "saving hip hop"...generally hip hop just isnt for girls, i´m not saying girls shouldnt like it as i would love to ahve a gilr that likes my kind of hip hop and shares my views,its taken so long for them to catch up cause the media hadnt focused its attention on hip hop untill eminem came out, now theyve succesfully found ploy´s of attracting female listeners...but skip the gender thesis..hip hop fans cant cencor hip hop its just dumb and contradictory...

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General Discussion / whats a bitch?

« on: September 19, 2004, 03:57:00 AM »

 a bitch is a girl that irritates you..just as a girl would call a guy that irritates him an a**hole...in the greater theme of things, its just a word, in the context of our great modern world the word bitch is said not in a negative or derogatory way but as a term for something you dont like. its a part of our vocabulary thanks to rap music and the media, bitch doesnt necessarily mean youre a female dog, it just means youre irritating...the problem at hand is all these so called conscious people who claim to be liberal but wont accept the modern norm of vocabulary...i dont even understand why these female hip hop fans even bother to listen to if theyre going to take it so serioulsy and get offended! just listen to the role model of all "conscious" people COMMON..ever listen to his first album?? he has a song called "heidi HOE" and the word hoe and bitch are the catch phrases of the song and how he hates bitches and hoes´ cause they act stupid.....

fu@k all this smart talk, if youre a bitch then youre a bitch! if you sleep around then youre a whore/slut,if you steal then youre a thief, if you masturbate then youre lonely...simple shit.

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / naked girls and bitches..

« on: September 15, 2004, 09:57:00 PM »

make up your mind,so who do you want to pump the butt..had a lousy day at skool..pretty girl standing there with an ugly man..i dont want to shake his hand..how could that mark a** bitch be her boyfriend..lip ring which makes his head tilt to the side..geez...going to a french party 2nite, right after i finish my fine literature analysis a**ignment..i´m a varsity boffin(remeber that word!!hi skoo,l old skool!) i got 73% for my last essay and 70% for the one before.. but i did manage to get 40% for my ethics test..why am i telling you this??

any way..been making beats and learning to scratch in camps bay..starting a little production studio thingie..watch out for Dj BitchSlap and Tropical Fantasy and the Sandton Whore Mongers featuring Afrocock and SpaisVayne, its all done, get your free copy with a purchase of a horse fat t-shirt.

living in a world gone mad i tell you..and i think its safe to say that sex styles is one of the best albums ever...biggie rips the twat.


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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Love In the Jungle

« on: September 09, 2004, 10:55:00 PM »

"make up your Mind, who do want to pump the butt?"kool keith.

its been while since ive had this feeling, i want to eat poontang! and i need advice,jungle got me buggin and i dont care what the afrocentrics have to say but ive got to scoop up this white woman..she´s too pretty, mad fashion style and the sexiest legs, i really want to pump the butt. the problem is that i´m not known for my macking skills, which are actually  non existent, i´m more of an impression type of person, do something to impress them and what not..i once drew a pretty picture for a girl and made her a mixtape and it worked, but this time it wont work cause i dont even know her name, i think the feeling mite be mutual as we stare at each other, but for all i know she could be thinking i´m just a poser black idiot in skating clothes....i want pump the butt..what should i do??i´m thinking of getting drunk before cla** so i can have the guts to approach her but i´m afraid of vomiting on her or even worse start singing which is what i do when i´m drunk..pump the butt.

she´s so pretty and white..she always has these dudes around her, i dont think she lets them pump the butt, she´s kinda like those girls who are one of the "guys" or some dumb shit like that..my dj and friend martin says i should flip poetry, so i´m going to get some akinyele and kool keith lyrics for her to read..so people tell me, what do you do when you want to pump the butt? what are your techniques?

look out for my article in the new levitation mag...

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Humour / Jokes / Platform1 party

« on: September 06, 2004, 10:13:00 PM »

saturday night..platform 1 party, its apperently the after party show for fifty cents..which is a big lie cause if it was thered be millions of wet loose girls...but there were none, just dirty idiotic rap heads with dirty dreadlocks.

Ootz also known as the afronaught invites me to go to this party with him, we had a fun taxi ride, i was praying not to get shot on my way to newton while i had a zulu taxi driver telling me about preserving african sperm and not becomming white, he was not pleased with my english talk..the song writers club was the venue..its an ok place i guess, all depends what drug youre on..i was on Karate juice, black label and shit weed..but i was quite jolly for ten minutes.

I met Khoi..ha,ha,ha,..not what i expected, a short  bumbling pedi but a very kool guy at the same time, infact i was surronded by pedi´s the whole damn nite and watching drunk a** digusting pedi OOtz trying to vomit was quite a sick spectacle..stupid fu#k fell asleep in the street and i found him with his pants by his knees, lying in a puddle of piss and vomit was decorating his already ugly a** face, he asked me for some of my beer so he can wash of the taste..i was ashamed to know him..but he is the man!

the dj´s were kak..they all played the same stuff, no variatuions..just new york rap..Dj Nifty can cut nice but his beat selection is doo doo..then there wasthe infamous rap battles!1woo hoo..what a load of nonsense..pure MASEPA!i curse eminem for releasing 8mile, ever since that movie everyone thinks theyre battle emcee and they are all garbage!they all have stupis sci fi name..e.g ADDONIS??? all their line began with " Nigga, youre wack!" my head was sore..soouth africans need to find their own style badly!!...

i dont even want to go on about the performances...there were no girls in sight, thats what i hate about hip hop, you rough a** fools with dirty hair and low pants act like buffons and scare girls away with your "metaphors" which are just actually just plain cock blocking, the girls that were there had bad haircuts and way too much winter protection flesh on them, or they had enuff di@ck in their headwraps already..there was one funny dude who kept on buying this  white girl mad drinks, he was always trying to kiss her on the dancefloor, then she´d just move her head sideways away from him ala chris tucker style dance, what a sorry sucker...

all in all it was a shit night..waste of R40..i only liked my autumn harvest and dissing ootz the bumbling pedi all nite...disgusting idiot. and your bum a** brother didint even give me a ride to monte casino, he just kicked me out at the end of your street..i hate pedi´s more than xhosa´s..

as you can see i´m back to my normal a**hole self, shit talking bullet dodging self..

Big Space.

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General Discussion / disgusting things..

« on: August 24, 2004, 05:24:00 AM »

theres nothing worse than a skanky, tubby holier than thou indian girl with acne on her back that waklks around in tiny clothing that exposes her dirty a** back and aids infested body, i bet her vagina boxt is melting rite there in her cheap stinky panties..disgusting little bitch..its damn sick i tell you..and whats worse all these dudes from zimbabwe are trying to f@k this whore, her boyfriend is this north african dude with a huge nose, he looks like kunta kinte with elephatisis..now he thinks he´s the man cause he´s got a kama sutra reject whore slob on his arm..whats this world comming to i tell you..

what disgusts you...i also feel disgusted when i take a shit and ive just took a piss in the bowl and the water full of piss splashes my a**hole..thats quite sick.


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General Discussion / money folder

« on: August 24, 2004, 05:01:00 AM »

ive got a lot of money..

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General Discussion / Learn about me..

« on: August 23, 2004, 10:05:00 PM »

i´ve finished my skool work and i´m feeling good. my clothing label is running smooth..i´m peachy.

ive written two articles for the new levitation magazine( one mite get scrapped)..watch out for that, MANTRA SHEATH..a collaborative effort between me and my friend SENYOL he´s a talented artist.check him out at www.fotolog.net/senyol

i´ve finished my instrumenta lalbum, which i reckon is going to blow up.

Was on the phone with J-zone yesterday, watch out for the exclusive interview here on AFRICASGATEWAY.COM..where else??

typing a new article for AG as we speak..

lso writing for this new magazine in Cape Town by my friend Laetrec which is going to be dope...

Filming a documentary some time this year, graffiti will finally get the love it deserves. vote for TOE on the indaba thing on the net..FAET is going to win the battle though. Horse Fat team representing.

Dont sleep! and its worse if you play me out and you dont know what kind of super human abilities of mine youre neglecting, i could have made the world a betetr place, but some people just want to be evil when its not necessary.

What sites do you folks like to visit apart from this

2005..my novel.

The empire will not crumble or let vampires bite form it, dentistry is not that scary!!!!!!!!

Big Space.
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General Discussion / what did you do onyour weekend??

« on: August 21, 2004, 11:15:00 PM »

i know alot of folks must have went to pbk in jhb..i was in cpt,politicking with myself,faet,pest and mosk...horse fat clothing is going to be so dope!i had a mundane weekend

friday nite,i went to visit  clinton, he was on his way to long street in town, he popped two red diamond pills and in twenty minutes he was delirous..he´s cool, i did tags on the starircase of his building. then i went to visit my dear freind teboho untill like 1am..then i bounced back to my plek and watched femme fatale..this is a nice movie, good hot sex lesbian scenes which made me feel better as to whay i was hanging out by myself on a friday nite and not partying. after the movie i packed my back pack with 2 cans of red spraypaint, one purple and one white. i went to do a throw up in this river canal thingie..rite next to some stuff by supa solo,FSU,sky 189 and others...i messed up ojn the first letter but it still looked decent..then i went on a bombing frenzy...on my last tag i was almost busted..or not. as i finished putting up a tag this man emerges as he was rattled by my can(no pun intended) i thought he was security,but on closer inspection, he turned out to be the neighbourhood rasta drug dealing pimp...he wasnt gonna do shit even though it was on his turf...but i still was in fear of the gun clap...got back to my place at 4am..couldnt sleep, read a book "GREY AREA" by Will Self a very brilliant book by a british writer, good short stories all revolving around the grey weather and  sky of london, i masturbated and fell asleep.

saturday morning..woke up at 12am..had lunch,spaggeti and bolognaise..a horrible meal, went and got a lot of skoool work done,i´m writing a thesis on how non american culture is represented by disney, while reflecting on the orientalist gaze notion by linda nochlin..pretty hard to do on a saturday..i´m stiill hanging with myself.then i went to go have a look at last nites damage..i like it. i racked 2 markers today and i bought stickers..the whole day ive been thinking of getting some montana markers..i´m so broke rite now..should i get a mop?? rite now its 16:11pm and i´m getting back to my skool work, i just got a call from MORPH..esco..he wants to lend my new beastie boys cd, will go to mowbray later for a visit...i´m stiill by myself..i have no plans for the nite....i´m sitting next to sum chicken head fronting a** "I´m from sandton girl" but its obvious to see that i´m from kwazulu natal and wear clothes from truworths type girl..i´m stuck in hell.word is bond.

bye bye.


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