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General Discussion / The shit thread
« on: September 08, 2008, 09:57:49 AM »
There are three types of people in the world: those who take a look at their faeces before they flush, those who donít look at their faeces, and those who peep over the toilet stall to see what the other person is going to do with their doo doo before itís sent away to the municipality.


General Discussion / My Boring weekend
« on: September 08, 2008, 09:11:04 AM »
So i landed back in  Jhb last night after a gruesome weekend in the island of Aiya Napa, Greece. I'm really starting to hate my life.

The photo shoot was awfull, all the f***ing models decided to pig out on olives and rye bread the night before the shoot and the godamn skeezers gained 2 Kg's and were looking like some grotesque caricature of Oprah Winfrey as interpreted by Pica**o's retarded nephew.

The clubs were awfull...i hate clubs where they serve me my moet in a gla** jug because some ruff necks in the club have tendencies to break them on DJ's faces if the wrong dub is played. I want to show off my bottle for christ sakes!

my iphone fell into the beach so i couldnt get in touch with Jay Lee...what a bummer.

General Discussion / My date with Jay Lee
« on: September 05, 2008, 11:48:41 AM »
so last night i had two tickets to Paris to go check out Handel's Messiah on ice performed by the Ying Yang twins, but unfortuantely the limo that was supposed to take us to the airport was a mercedes and i specifically asked for a Lotus limo...i just couldnt have it, i wasted so much time fighting with limo people that we ended up missing the last first cla** flight to Paris...Jay was quite mad at me....

plan B: then i decided we should take a horse carriage trip around the financial district, this almost turned sour when we were almost robbed but the 10000 carat gold grillz i bought her kept her happy enough to forget about this before we went off to have a night cap at Patrice Motsepe's house.

sorry about last nite baby, i'll make it up to...i go tickets to see a special private concert collaboration between Lionel Richie, Prince and Flavour Flav.

General Discussion / Wonderful Food!!
« on: September 04, 2008, 11:17:25 AM »
if theres one thing a nigga loves to do apart from talking shit and wasting my life away on this site is eating food....God gave me the gift of a fast metabolism so i never gain weight, all i do is indulge. i'm a sucka for seafood...i once gave up on a bag of weed and a case of beer to rather get a plate of scallops garnished with ginger. lemon zest and radishes.

here are my favourite foods, feel free to drop yours...
1. shrimp cocktail

2. crab and melon salad

3. Jamaican jerk chicken with papaya

4.Strawberry cheese cake crepes

i think i got the munchies...dont blaze at work.

General Discussion / present 4 jay-lee
« on: September 03, 2008, 04:54:54 PM »
need some help ya'll, want to get a belated birthday gift for jay lee, these are the options:



3.This is a gift set


5. if i ever piss you off you can kill me with this anyday


General Discussion / Mtv Base Africa Awards
« on: August 14, 2008, 04:12:37 PM »
so theyre launching the base awards in africa, i was there to cover the nominee event as a journalist and general voyeur, joint was held at Tokyo Sky....check it out here it looks like slikour might be taking the hiphop one this year according to a small rumour i heard in the toilets from the MTV head honcho....

General Discussion / Nike Air Max Launch
« on: August 11, 2008, 10:18:12 PM »

happened on friday at the carlton centre ice rink...this is what happened
follow the link!

General Discussion / famous satanists
« on: August 06, 2008, 12:04:32 PM »
yep...check these niggaz out.proper!!

General Discussion / the super group
« on: August 05, 2008, 05:09:58 PM »
i doubt i can muster any recruits here but its worth a try, or just let all your friends know.

i want to do is start a super uber GROUP. the music is going to be futuristic but its definetely not traNCE. i want to transcend the normal borders of hiphop, electronica, break beats, grime and heavy percussion. STRICLTY FOR FOLKS WHO LIKE ALOT OF Ba** AND DISTORTION.

 this is going to be a full on group effort, i'm not the boss/RZA, i just want to make history.

what we will need:

1. A female vocalist (should be a mixture of Aaliyah and Bjork in one)

2. 2 rappers( Just cause its future music doesnt mean we need science rappers like archytypes or something...have flow,word play, concepts and some other words, well rounded emcees)

3.1 other prolific and diverse beat maker to hold down the production with me.( i would have asked Ootz but he's too busy making beats for Young Jeezy)

.N.B- RECORDING FACILITIES...(this is not the catch!!)I DONT HAVE ANY recording facilities.. BUT AFTER SOME PRACTICE SESSIONS when we have in check what were trying to do then WE CAN TALK ABOUT THE NEXT STEP WHICH WILL BE RECORDING.

go check out to check out what kind of sound i make....

General Discussion / heaven on earth
« on: August 04, 2008, 12:08:25 PM »
theres nothing better the only fine work colleague in the job place or cla** with her panties sticking out.nice

General Discussion / 1000 posts
« on: July 30, 2008, 03:29:11 PM »
gla** of champers for your boy here!

heres to 1001 posts of utter bullshit and pure hatred for almost anything that breathes...
to everyone ive ever " ethered", let me reiterate, f*** you and i still hate you.
to everyone who was here when i first started posting during the infancy of this site, hello!! and i hope we all get to meet one day in hell.

shout out to milk for putting on the rwandan butcher and sucks to milk for killing it...capitalist!

ya'll remeber when i died and all these people i didnt know were sucking my dick? that was great, i'm going to fake my death again soon for a japanese folk music forum board.


General Discussion / AG ladies!!would you date this man?
« on: July 30, 2008, 10:51:21 AM »
hey hoes! i mean, ladies...f***...let me start again

hey ladies!!(excluding Enis1, she is a lady too but i dont think she'd be into this)

okay, start again!

hey ladies! would you date someone who is really handsome, hung like a sotho bronco, plays chess and collects fine red wines, is a uber future producer and a loyal member of the church of satan?

if you are then holla at your boy!!

i am hosting a little sacrifice at my place this weekend where i will be slaughtering a goat in honour of our dark sith Lord and saviour of filth apathy, Satan, Beelzebub the Great Goat of the nine points. we shall then consumate our love by pouring the blood of the animal all over our chests as we dance in a trance of the drums of decay.

after that i will take a piece of your hair and put into a goblet, then i will extract the blood from your tampons into the goblet with your hair...we will drink this together while Frank Sinatra croons away..." strangers in the night".

be my wife and we shall conquer these lands of whores and celestial mongers.

let us drink the reign of jesus away. jesus in small letters, not Jesuz, he is Spanish and thus a trubador of the third dimension, Pandora's favourite suppository.

Hail Hitler, Julius Malema for God.

General Discussion / grime heads??
« on: July 30, 2008, 10:16:40 AM »
anyone here into grime??

and Dizzie rascal and lethal bizzle dont count...nor does kano...

grime is the future.......

dancehall fans??
anyone like mavado?? gangster for life!!

« on: July 23, 2008, 01:08:40 PM »

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