hello all! greetings from the most whipped playa in the game..contradiction is a bitch...
anyhow,i just got back from Brazil..very interesting but dissapointing..let me just say that it doesnt live up to the hype.
First i went to salvador..a very pretty place,alcahol and foos is too damn cheap,i paid R4 for a quart of beer...no joke!a coca cola is like R2 or so...Salvador has the highest amount of black people in the world second to africa, and this is just one town..and that is a fact,not my warped racial quota induced by stereotypes and booze...
Id just like to say that the women you see on tv that are from brazil are not seen on the streets, the women on the streets all have big belly´s and an obscene amount of body hair..what an anti climax..but dont get me wrong, there were the occasional bangers but they all wore platform shoes..who the f*** wers platform shoes nowadays?platform open toe shoe´s..thats just wrong!euuuw!!
No one in brazil speaks english..not a single word,there was a point where i didnt even want to eat cause it was such a tedious mission trying to order food...OBRIGADO..means thank you! AQUA CON GAS is sparkling mineral water...Frango is chicken..thats all i ate in brazil...plus their foos is dry..i hate dry food...Mc donalds was treat cause all you do is say the number of the McMeal...those motherf***ers love Burger King...
Music wise..their hip hop sounds like a mix of portugeuse and Hot Boys..which in my opinion is HOT!!woo!and cd´s are so cheap!everything is like between R60-R90!!i bought krazy sneakers....pink leather all stars...they sell bmx stunt bikes for like R400....
there was this one girl who could speak a little bit of english..i could have put the mack down but i´m married and whipped..so theres no saucy story to tell,but i did cop a wank at the airport in sao paulo when my flight was delayed...
SAO PAULO is too dope!!their graff is inceredible,people climbing up 8 story buildings and putting up a piece...i got some nice pics,cant wait to develop them,(i´m poor and i dont have a digital cam)...i too left my mark on their city...
Dont go to the beach in salvador..i felt like i was in durban where the zulu´s speak portuguese and wear platforms...
f***...im rambling again...i miss my girlfriend..sniff,sobb!!
all in all..if you donmt mind language barriers and dry food..go to BRAZIL.