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Hot Traxxx / HELP its the umbrella song
« on: July 22, 2007, 05:21:01 PM »
Only thing nice about the song is the viddy-hoe
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Media / Good god I'm seeing double
« on: June 01, 2007, 06:40:46 PM »
You've posted those pics before Deac, and they're not even that hot man....
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General Discussion / whats the craziest????
« on: June 01, 2007, 04:22:02 AM »Quote from: "cash"
faggot
hmmm, never heard of that one....
my favourite is the pre-mature evacuation..... :roll:
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Motoring Forum /
« on: June 01, 2007, 03:02:41 AM »
It's a Bentley; what's not to like? If someone offered you the car for mahala, no strings attached, you wouldnt say no, so stop saying "oh no, I dont like it blah blah blah", like your in a position to pa** judgement on a car like that. Once your earning enough to be able to afford a car like that, then you can talk...
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Humour / Jokes / This is the face brothers make when they get rich
« on: June 01, 2007, 02:56:37 AM »
Does fiddy pluck his eyebrows? I mean, look at that gap inbetween them, you can really see the pores very welll......IM NOT GAY!!!!
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Battle One on One / I would like any African MC to see me!
« on: May 30, 2007, 02:45:14 AM »
Everyone who dropped here:
Just quit. Go home. Read a good book. Leave rhyming alone. Please. I implore you.
Just quit. Go home. Read a good book. Leave rhyming alone. Please. I implore you.
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Hot Traxxx / Cla**ic Hip Hop Albums of all time
« on: May 25, 2007, 09:23:20 PM »Quote from: "Bondizzo"
Where are these albums
Eminem - Marshall Mathers
Ja Rule - Pain Is Love
DMX - And then there was X
Mobb Deep - Infamy etc
You suck dick. Homo. Homo habilis.
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The Office / happy africa day
« on: May 25, 2007, 09:21:34 PM »
Wow, I never knew there was such a thing as Africa day. I'll just blame my ignorance on the media.
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General Discussion / OH my f***ing god its cold!!!
« on: May 22, 2007, 06:28:11 PM »
What a waste of a minute of my life...
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General Discussion / Beyonce vs Shakira
« on: May 06, 2007, 03:38:47 AM »
Bullshit. I can always tell thee difference- Shakira is hotter
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Hot Traxxx / AFU-RA
« on: April 16, 2007, 11:47:40 PM »
Nice, too bad about the bad album cover...
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Motoring Forum / THE BENCHMARK IS BACK: The new M3
« on: April 11, 2007, 01:07:59 AM »
FINALLY, I'm tired of bloody Audi's and Merc's murkin BMW- THE BAVARIAN STRIKES BACK BITCH!
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Hot Traxxx / EL-P I'll sleeep when you are dead promo
« on: April 08, 2007, 12:22:14 AM »
This album is straight fiya. El-P is a pioneer with his production- some call it cross-over. His beats are so layered and textured, rich, like nothing else probably in all music. His lyrics are also very good. He must be one of the most comlete hip hop artists ever, in my opinion. I just cant get enough of this album.
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General Discussion / Garuanteed A+
« on: April 06, 2007, 11:33:22 PM »
Things to Do on a Paper You Don't Care About
1. Type every word in a different font. Alternate really big fonts with
really small fonts.
2. Support your thesis with quotes from your VCR manual.
3. Write the entire paper on Post-it notes and turn it in by sticking
them all over the professor's door.
4. Switch the names of prominent history figures with the names of your
friends, cla**mates, etc. Claim that your roommate led the Spanish Armada.
5. Write a paper discussing why Michelangelo got to be a Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtle, but Van Gogh didn't. Discuss whether Van Gogh would have
used nunchakus or katanas.
6. Write your paper by cutting out words from magazines and sticking them
on the page, ransom-note style.
7. End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
8. Perfume the paper with catnip. Explain that it was to keep your dog
from eating it.
9. If a**igned a paper in philosophy cla**, explain that you can't do
the paper because you're not sure if the cla** really exists, or if
it and the professor are just illusions created by your subconscious.
If you do end up writing the paper, write about whether or not the paper
actually exists.
10. If a**igned a 2000-word paper, draw two pictures of what the paper was
supposed to be about. After all, a picture is worth 1000 words, right?
11. Type gibberish. When you hand it in, claim that your computer crashed
while you were printing it, and you couldn't retrieve the original.
12. Cite issues of Spiderman and Batman as resources in your bibliography.
13. Turn the paper in by making paper airplanes out of the pages of the
paper and attempting to fly them onto the professor's desk.
14. The night before the paper is due, call the professor and explain that
you can't turn your paper in because it contains sensitive military
information and is only available on a "need to know" basis. Insist
that General Schwarzkopf says you should get an 'A'.
15. Write your history paper on parchment, using a quill. Say that you
were trying to get the feel for the period.
16. Turn in a letter your wrote to your cousin. When the teacher confronts
you about it, say that you must have gotten the letter and the paper
mixed up. Say that you'll turn the paper in as soon as you get it back,
but your cousin lives in Siberia, so it might take a while. (This is a
nifty way to get an extension.)
17. When writing an especially long paper, put a recipe for chocolate
cake in the middle and see if the professor notices.
18. Tell the professor that you need an extension because one of your
primary sources is an old wise man in Tibet and he won't see you until
the next full moon.
19. Paint a large white stripe down the front of your paper. Say that on
the way to cla**, your dropped it in the street and it got run over
by one of those trucks that paint lines on the road.
20. Make a footprint on the back of one of the pages. When questioned by
the professor, act like it's nothing unusual. After all, he did tell
you to include footnotes.
21. Bring candles and incense to cla**. Before handing in the paper,
perform an elaborate ceremony, entreating the gods to bless the paper
and correct all your typos.
22. Make a tape of you singing the contents of your paper, opera-style,
and hand that in.
23. Write your psychology paper on possible genetic anomalies that might
cause a person to prefer anchovies.
24. Hand your paper in in a sealed envelope with postmarks from several
different countries on it. Say that you wanted several different
perspectives on your work.
25. TTyyppee eevveerryy lleetttteerr ttwwiiccee..
26. Get a large piece of paper or canvas. Smear paint all over it and
hand it in as your paper. Explain that the topic was such an emotional
one for you, and that mere words couldn't possibly express what you
had to say.
27. Compare and contrast the characters of James T. Kirk and Jean-Luc
Picard. Claim that one is actually Hamlet, and the other is King Lear.
Say that Worf is Ophelia.
28. Carve your paper on the bathroom wall.
29. Refuse to do the paper on account of the fact that you are a member
of Greenpeace and strongly object to the gratuitous slaughter of trees
caused by the ma**ive amount of paper used in writing a**ignments.
30. Put nonsense words down as quotes. Say that you are quoting the words
of a well-known Zen master who was speaking in tongues at the time.
31. Use a forklift to bring your paper to cla**, even if it's only a few
pages. Explain that it involved some very heavy reading.
32. Poke several holes in the paper. Say that you were mobbed by crows
on the way to cla**.
33. Print all the pages on one sheet of paper, with the text overlapping.
Say that that was all the paper you had.
34. Write about whether Plato would have said that Miller Light is "less
filling" or that it "tastes great". Also explain why Aristotle would
have taken the opposite view. Try to predict both philosphers'
reactions to Spuds McKensie.
35. Draw pictures of your professor in the margins.
36. Make your paper one long, neverending sentence that goes on for pages
and pages and pages; use alot of semi-colons, commas, and other
interesting, rarely-used punctuation marks [(for example), an interesting
one: the colon_] but never ever end the sentence {[_-\|/??!]}.
37. Staple a picture of an academic building to the paper. Cite the
picture as a resource.
38. On the day the paper is due, skip into cla**, waving the paper and
screaming, "I have a paper! I have a paper!". Run around the cla**
a few times, then joyfully throw it out the window. Laugh and yell,
"There's my paper!", then run outside to get it. Repeat this all
through the period, or until the prof throws you out.
39. Come to cla** leading a horse or camel. When asked to turn in the
paper, take it out of one of the saddlebags, then shoot the
horse/camel/whatever away. Refuse to discuss it.
40. Draw obscure connections between totally unrelated things.
For example, claim that abnormal amounts of neutrino activity in
Germany caused Hitler to invade France, or that the Roman empire
collapsed because of a shortage of qualified botanists.
41. Refer to all prominant historical figures by nicknames. For
example, call George Washington "Georgie". Call Ben Franklin "Sparky".
42. Pwetend you have a speech impediment and awways type w's whenevew
you weawwy want to type r's ow l's.
43. Ol, switch alound arr the l's and r's in youl papel, rike Monty
Python did in Queen Erizabeth the Thild.
44. When your prof asks for an outline of your paper, draw the outline
of the piece of paper you typed it on and hand it in.
45. Spill a martini on your sociology paper. Say that you wrote it in
a bar so that you could see "sociology in action".
1. Type every word in a different font. Alternate really big fonts with
really small fonts.
2. Support your thesis with quotes from your VCR manual.
3. Write the entire paper on Post-it notes and turn it in by sticking
them all over the professor's door.
4. Switch the names of prominent history figures with the names of your
friends, cla**mates, etc. Claim that your roommate led the Spanish Armada.
5. Write a paper discussing why Michelangelo got to be a Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtle, but Van Gogh didn't. Discuss whether Van Gogh would have
used nunchakus or katanas.
6. Write your paper by cutting out words from magazines and sticking them
on the page, ransom-note style.
7. End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
8. Perfume the paper with catnip. Explain that it was to keep your dog
from eating it.
9. If a**igned a paper in philosophy cla**, explain that you can't do
the paper because you're not sure if the cla** really exists, or if
it and the professor are just illusions created by your subconscious.
If you do end up writing the paper, write about whether or not the paper
actually exists.
10. If a**igned a 2000-word paper, draw two pictures of what the paper was
supposed to be about. After all, a picture is worth 1000 words, right?
11. Type gibberish. When you hand it in, claim that your computer crashed
while you were printing it, and you couldn't retrieve the original.
12. Cite issues of Spiderman and Batman as resources in your bibliography.
13. Turn the paper in by making paper airplanes out of the pages of the
paper and attempting to fly them onto the professor's desk.
14. The night before the paper is due, call the professor and explain that
you can't turn your paper in because it contains sensitive military
information and is only available on a "need to know" basis. Insist
that General Schwarzkopf says you should get an 'A'.
15. Write your history paper on parchment, using a quill. Say that you
were trying to get the feel for the period.
16. Turn in a letter your wrote to your cousin. When the teacher confronts
you about it, say that you must have gotten the letter and the paper
mixed up. Say that you'll turn the paper in as soon as you get it back,
but your cousin lives in Siberia, so it might take a while. (This is a
nifty way to get an extension.)
17. When writing an especially long paper, put a recipe for chocolate
cake in the middle and see if the professor notices.
18. Tell the professor that you need an extension because one of your
primary sources is an old wise man in Tibet and he won't see you until
the next full moon.
19. Paint a large white stripe down the front of your paper. Say that on
the way to cla**, your dropped it in the street and it got run over
by one of those trucks that paint lines on the road.
20. Make a footprint on the back of one of the pages. When questioned by
the professor, act like it's nothing unusual. After all, he did tell
you to include footnotes.
21. Bring candles and incense to cla**. Before handing in the paper,
perform an elaborate ceremony, entreating the gods to bless the paper
and correct all your typos.
22. Make a tape of you singing the contents of your paper, opera-style,
and hand that in.
23. Write your psychology paper on possible genetic anomalies that might
cause a person to prefer anchovies.
24. Hand your paper in in a sealed envelope with postmarks from several
different countries on it. Say that you wanted several different
perspectives on your work.
25. TTyyppee eevveerryy lleetttteerr ttwwiiccee..
26. Get a large piece of paper or canvas. Smear paint all over it and
hand it in as your paper. Explain that the topic was such an emotional
one for you, and that mere words couldn't possibly express what you
had to say.
27. Compare and contrast the characters of James T. Kirk and Jean-Luc
Picard. Claim that one is actually Hamlet, and the other is King Lear.
Say that Worf is Ophelia.
28. Carve your paper on the bathroom wall.
29. Refuse to do the paper on account of the fact that you are a member
of Greenpeace and strongly object to the gratuitous slaughter of trees
caused by the ma**ive amount of paper used in writing a**ignments.
30. Put nonsense words down as quotes. Say that you are quoting the words
of a well-known Zen master who was speaking in tongues at the time.
31. Use a forklift to bring your paper to cla**, even if it's only a few
pages. Explain that it involved some very heavy reading.
32. Poke several holes in the paper. Say that you were mobbed by crows
on the way to cla**.
33. Print all the pages on one sheet of paper, with the text overlapping.
Say that that was all the paper you had.
34. Write about whether Plato would have said that Miller Light is "less
filling" or that it "tastes great". Also explain why Aristotle would
have taken the opposite view. Try to predict both philosphers'
reactions to Spuds McKensie.
35. Draw pictures of your professor in the margins.
36. Make your paper one long, neverending sentence that goes on for pages
and pages and pages; use alot of semi-colons, commas, and other
interesting, rarely-used punctuation marks [(for example), an interesting
one: the colon_] but never ever end the sentence {[_-\|/??!]}.
37. Staple a picture of an academic building to the paper. Cite the
picture as a resource.
38. On the day the paper is due, skip into cla**, waving the paper and
screaming, "I have a paper! I have a paper!". Run around the cla**
a few times, then joyfully throw it out the window. Laugh and yell,
"There's my paper!", then run outside to get it. Repeat this all
through the period, or until the prof throws you out.
39. Come to cla** leading a horse or camel. When asked to turn in the
paper, take it out of one of the saddlebags, then shoot the
horse/camel/whatever away. Refuse to discuss it.
40. Draw obscure connections between totally unrelated things.
For example, claim that abnormal amounts of neutrino activity in
Germany caused Hitler to invade France, or that the Roman empire
collapsed because of a shortage of qualified botanists.
41. Refer to all prominant historical figures by nicknames. For
example, call George Washington "Georgie". Call Ben Franklin "Sparky".
42. Pwetend you have a speech impediment and awways type w's whenevew
you weawwy want to type r's ow l's.
43. Ol, switch alound arr the l's and r's in youl papel, rike Monty
Python did in Queen Erizabeth the Thild.
44. When your prof asks for an outline of your paper, draw the outline
of the piece of paper you typed it on and hand it in.
45. Spill a martini on your sociology paper. Say that you wrote it in
a bar so that you could see "sociology in action".