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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Re: THE DECEMBER DECLARATION

« on: December 09, 2008, 11:45:51 AM »

Damn 25 days. I started on da 1rst of Dec. N wit da rise of beer da emergency cash shud be 150 bucks

NOTED.....

It would've been december 1st but the 5th seemed appropriate seen as it was a friday

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Re: AG's ROOKIE OF THE YEAR!!!

« on: December 09, 2008, 11:41:58 AM »

*Fitted cap over his eyes… the stranger cautiously approaches the stage at the AG open mike session.  He flips the fitted a slight degree to the side, uncovering his face;

It’s at this moment that an older head in the crowd, shocked in disbelief, is overheard proclaiming:

“Naaah!…It…it…it can’t be...there’s no way it can be!!!!!

It’s…it’s…I’ts Teb…It’s Tebzar, y’all…Tebzar Tladi, y’all.  It’s the D.A.N.J.E.R MAN…The D.A.N.J.E.R MAN is back, y’all!!!”

The stranger proceeds…

So who’s crazy enough to test my raw decibels?
You must be twice as nuts like havin’ four testicles/
I flow miracles…bringin’ hip hop back to basics/
U couldn’t (w)rap dope, even if u were Rizla pages/
I’m the greatest…
No eMCee can face me…so these dayz/
I’m off battling Graff Kids, B-Boys and DeeJays/       
Dis-play, of a mind’s intellectual capacity/
You’ only “f***’d-in-the-head”, like a sexual fantasy/   
See, I bring more drama than a sentimental movie/
So nice…I got racist lesbians for groupies/
Dude’s weak…I speak heat, da illest shit on beats/
Only time, I’m diggin’ your rhyme…is six feet deep/
This-eMCee!... 
I flip flows that’s sicka than flu/               
But you couldn’t be ill son, even if I infected you/
I’m…phat on tunez, whether it’s a verse or a free/
U thought u was the dopest rapper ‘til u heard I eMCee/
I’ murder you B…
On rap tracks to any street cipher/
I blast [hip hop] headz from a distance like elite snipers/
Stabbing you weak writers…to death with a shogun/
And-when-I’m-done, with hip hop and killin’ eMCees for fun/
I’MA STEP OUT OF THE EARTH AND KICK IT STRAIGHT TO THE SUN/
…TEBZAR KAYI ONE!!!

*Drops mike.  Flips the fitted straight.  Hops off stage.  Gives a pound and straight Grizzly bear hug to the older head, ‘cause “…True School recognize’ True School!”

And like that…he was gone.   

You nice on the writtens hommee, you got flow like water.

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / THE DECEMBER DECLARATION

« on: December 09, 2008, 11:09:02 AM »

------------------------------DECEMBER DECLARARTION--------------

It is that time of the year or rather should I say its Duck Season, your either ducking her down in his backseat or ducking from his punches when he finds out.
It’s that time of the year when if she’s unattended for more that 15 minutes she’s fair game
From this day onwards if you did it drunk nobody who knows can ever bring it up
From this day onward the statement "I WAS DRUNK" is considered grounds to drop all charges as it is seen in the same regard as an insanity plea
From this day on you have 25 days to go crazy, you are allowed not to know which day of the week it is EVEN if you are in church and seated in the front, it is ok to have a beer with every meal including breakfast.
From this day onward if he looks at her while she’s in your presence he is immediately to be considered a potential vulture who would readily pounce on your chicken
December 5th marks a day in which men can take 25 days to reflect on their achievements when men can marvel at their greatness and sheer sparkle.
When they can celebrate themselves, on the hard task of being the brains behind running the world (this disscludes BUSH, ZUMA, MOGABE, MOSISILI AND PEOPLE WHO CAN SPEAK AFRIKAANS FLUENTLY) so successfully.
It is a time in which men can loosen up their ties and forget about work (all butt the secretary), when men can just be lazy for 25 days, after achieving so much throughout the year.....having to pour out all your wisdom into Eve.
December 5th says its ok:
that she’s your next-door neighbor,
its ok that she’s a cousin twice removed,
never mind that you were best friends in 4th grade if his mom is checking you out do like the Stiffmeister.

This declaration gives you the right and power to:
Act a fool,
Be an unruly nuisance,
Be a delinquent,
Cause raucous and disturb the peace
As well as to be a menace to society
Have sex in public facilities, which includes elevators, parks and toilets ( at night only)
It also gives the right to void feeling guilty or embarra**ed when you come to a moment of clarity
*In addition it gives you lee-way to moon and or pull zap signs at Pigs at any given time for no reason at all (Please note that this is the only act that does not fall within the protective parameters of the D5D and should said Pig catch you IT is likely to arrest you or kick the shit out of you, also I will deny ever soliciting any influence from my part)
25 days of serious partying and heavy drinking,
25 days in which man is not allowed to use words like responsibility, reliable, accountable and remember.

For the next 25 days no man should:
drink wine or any fruit flavored crap or even alco-pop,
For the next 25 days no man will be home before 1 in the morning,
For the next 25 days man will not eat salad or any form of rabbit food or consume fat-free foods,
For the next 25 days a plate of meet and beer is considered a full meal. NO QUESTIONS.
For the next 25 days it is ok to disappear without a trace for only four days without having to apologies and if you are caught or found out, you need only say "My Bad". No need for reticulated extensive explanations and apologies.
These next 25 days men must be sharp and quick for you only have 5 minutes from the time you see her to make a move.
Take more than 10 minutes to finish a beer 15 minutes to finish a blunt and should not take less than 30 minutes in the first round

Gentlemen I will not lie these next 25 days are only for the fittest and the strongest, where the piss stops are determined by the one with the strongest bladder not the one with the weakest.
For the next 25 days no man should be seen with the same chick at a different party from last week, as a matter of fact said man should be denied access to the given party and his man status will be put up for review or a fine of one case will be paid.
For the next 25 days no man will leave his place of rest without a pack of condoms, emergency airtime and an emergency 40 bucks.
For the next 25 days a man who has not had tang since Monday will not be allowed to share seating privileges or indulge in drinks or conversation with other men
rather said man will spend that time in the sin-bin where he is to think up ways of redeeming himself while the others drink beer that he paid for.
No man will make his bed for the next 25 days.
For the next 25 days your friends bedroom is a pit stop where you can do any of the following change, shower, sleep, shag(this does not apply to your girlfriend or the girl from last week), use his cologne cream, hide blunts. All this with only 5-10 minutes warning prior to your arrival.
For the next 25 days no man will take down a woman’s numbers for if your PIMP game is good enough she’ll call you (this is in consideration to the fact that you might just clog up your phone)
For the next 25 days you WILL NOT pa** a fellow man by who is hitting on a chick without a drink in hand without offering him a drink. (Said man is to return the favor with double the interest)
The pecking order or the rather the hierarchy of importance for the next 25 days is as follows:
Beer, Tang, Blunt. NO QUESTION. (Although if your tang is holding both and is naked the order of execution falls out of question)
***UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES will a man pour himself a beer whilst in the presence of Eve
***For the next 25 days COCK BLOCKING will be concidered a crime and a shame of the
highest decree and is the only offence that is PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.

Also this declaration is 100% legal and serves as a get out of jail free card in any Pig station in the SADC region, not only that but if your girlfriend catches you just waive it in her face and she will undoubtedly forgive you. (Please note that this experiment can fail depending on your geographical region)
If your mom arrives and the house is a mess waive it in her face
If your girl walks in, waive it in her face
If you get pulled over by a Pig waive it in his face
If you say something while drunk & the next day you get death stares, waive it in their face
If you scratch or crash with you dads car, run like a mother f***er.


FOR THE NEXT 25 DAYS ANYMAN WHO RAISES A HAND AT EVE WILL BE BEATEN TILL THAT HAND NO LONGER WORKS AND WILL BE SHUN FROM JOINING ANY MAN-CLUB FOR LIFE, HE WILL BE STRIPPED OF THE TITTLE MAN AND WILL BE DENIED ACCESS TO ANY AND ALL PUBS CLUBS PARTIES AND BARS FOR LIFE. ALSO SAID MAN WILL BE REFFERED TO AS 'MAN-BITCH' FROM THE TIME OF ABOVE MENTIONED INCIDENT (SHOULD IT TAKE PLACE)

From this day all PIMPS in training will receive full rights of qualified PIMPS to be able to prove their skill and craft.
Men don’t get 16 days of lets appreciate men (for the the ladies) so myself and the AA have come up with this 25 days of activism.

Yours truly
The 5 star general PIMP

>> MEN THAT READ THIS DECLARATION ARE OBLIGATED TO Pa** IT ON TO FELLOW MEN <<

---------------------------THIS IS THE DECEMBER DECLARATION-----------------

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Politics / Re: Congress of the People

« on: December 09, 2008, 09:52:35 AM »

Policies are what matters in politics, what are they gon do differently, what are their ideals besides a freedom charter compliant movement and a Malema-free political atmosphere?

COPE's emergence is dope for democracy but they just another elitist organisation that will want to get all academic about poverty and crime f*** THEM!

their supporters are a bunch of stupid f***s who feel betrayed by the ANC but are resorting to a carbon copy of the same movement of careerists who are all about pink shirts and exploiting tender processes.

they'l need over half a million votes to book a seat in parliament,which can b daunting for a clique of reactionarists with expired political stamena.

We need change,and COPE is not the type of change we need,DA is not the type of change we need...we need a mindset kind of change!
 

Take em to church hommee. TRUTH.

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Humour / Jokes / THE DECEMBER DECLARATION

« on: December 09, 2008, 09:37:38 AM »

----------------------------------DECEMBER DECLARARTION------------------------

It is that time of the year or rather should I say its Duck Season, your either ducking her down in his backseat or ducking from his punches when he finds out.
It’s that time of the year when if she’s unattended for more that 15 minutes she’s fair game
From this day onwards if you did it drunk nobody who knows can ever bring it up
From this day onward the statement "I WAS DRUNK" is considered grounds to drop all charges as it is seen in the same regard as an insanity plea
From this day on you have 25 days to go crazy, you are allowed not to know which day of the week it is EVEN if you are in church and seated in the front, it is ok to have a beer with every meal including breakfast.
From this day onward if he looks at her while she’s in your presence he is immediately to be considered a potential vulture who would readily pounce on your chicken
December 5th marks a day in which men can take 25 days to reflect on their achievements when men can marvel at their greatness and sheer sparkle.
When they can celebrate themselves, on the hard task of being the brains behind running the world (this disscludes BUSH, ZUMA, MOGABE, MOSISILI AND PEOPLE WHO CAN SPEAK AFRIKAANS FLUENTLY) so successfully.
It is a time in which men can loosen up their ties and forget about work (all butt the secretary), when men can just be lazy for 25 days, after achieving so much throughout the year.....having to pour out all your wisdom into Eve.
December 5th says its ok:
that she’s your next-door neighbor,
its ok that she’s a cousin twice removed,
never mind that you were best friends in 4th grade if his mom is checking you out do like the Stiffmeister.

This declaration gives you the right and power to:
Act a fool,
Be an unruly nuisance,
Be a delinquent,
Cause raucous and disturb the peace
As well as to be a menace to society
Have sex in public facilities, which includes elevators, parks and toilets ( at night only)
It also gives the right to void feeling guilty or embarra**ed when you come to a moment of clarity
*In addition it gives you lee-way to moon and or pull zap signs at Pigs at any given time for no reason at all (Please note that this is the only act that does not fall within the protective parameters of the D5D and should said Pig catch you IT is likely to arrest you or kick the shit out of you, also I will deny ever soliciting any influence from my part)
25 days of serious partying and heavy drinking,
25 days in which man is not allowed to use words like responsibility, reliable, accountable and remember.

For the next 25 days no man should:
drink wine or any fruit flavored crap or even alco-pop,
For the next 25 days no man will be home before 1 in the morning,
For the next 25 days man will not eat salad or any form of rabbit food or consume fat-free foods,
For the next 25 days a plate of meet and beer is considered a full meal. NO QUESTIONS.
For the next 25 days it is ok to disappear without a trace for only four days without having to apologies and if you are caught or found out, you need only say "My Bad". No need for reticulated extensive explanations and apologies.
These next 25 days men must be sharp and quick for you only have 5 minutes from the time you see her to make a move.
Take more than 10 minutes to finish a beer 15 minutes to finish a blunt and should not take less than 30 minutes in the first round

Gentlemen I will not lie these next 25 days are only for the fittest and the strongest, where the piss stops are determined by the one with the strongest bladder not the one with the weakest.
For the next 25 days no man should be seen with the same chick at a different party from last week, as a matter of fact said man should be denied access to the given party and his man status will be put up for review or a fine of one case will be paid.
For the next 25 days no man will leave his place of rest without a pack of condoms, emergency airtime and an emergency 40 bucks.
For the next 25 days a man who has not had tang since Monday will not be allowed to share seating privileges or indulge in drinks or conversation with other men
rather said man will spend that time in the sin-bin where he is to think up ways of redeeming himself while the others drink beer that he paid for.
No man will make his bed for the next 25 days.
For the next 25 days your friends bedroom is a pit stop where you can do any of the following change, shower, sleep, shag(this does not apply to your girlfriend or the girl from last week), use his cologne cream, hide blunts. All this with only 5-10 minutes warning prior to your arrival.
For the next 25 days no man will take down a woman’s numbers for if your PIMP game is good enough she’ll call you (this is in consideration to the fact that you might just clog up your phone)
For the next 25 days you WILL NOT pa** a fellow man by who is hitting on a chick without a drink in hand without offering him a drink. (Said man is to return the favor with double the interest)
The pecking order or the rather the hierarchy of importance for the next 25 days is as follows:
Beer, Tang, Blunt. NO QUESTION. (Although if your tang is holding both and is naked the order of execution falls out of question)
***UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES will a man pour himself a beer whilst in the presence of Eve
***For the next 25 days COCK BLOCKING will be concidered a crime and a shame of the
highest decree and is the only offence that is PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.

Also this declaration is 100% legal and serves as a get out of jail free card in any Pig station in the SADC region, not only that but if your girlfriend catches you just waive it in her face and she will undoubtedly forgive you. (Please note that this experiment can fail depending on your geographical region)
If your mom arrives and the house is a mess waive it in her face
If your girl walks in, waive it in her face
If you get pulled over by a Pig waive it in his face
If you say something while drunk & the next day you get death stares, waive it in their face
If you scratch or crash with you dads car, run like a mother f***er.


FOR THE NEXT 25 DAYS ANYMAN WHO RAISES A HAND AT EVE WILL BE BEATEN TILL THAT HAND NO LONGER WORKS AND WILL BE SHUN FROM JOINING ANY MAN-CLUB FOR LIFE, HE WILL BE STRIPPED OF THE TITTLE MAN AND WILL BE DENIED ACCESS TO ANY AND ALL PUBS CLUBS PARTIES AND BARS FOR LIFE. ALSO SAID MAN WILL BE REFFERED TO AS 'MAN-BITCH' FROM THE TIME OF ABOVE MENTIONED INCIDENT (SHOULD IT TAKE PLACE)

From this day all PIMPS in training will receive full rights of qualified PIMPS to be able to prove their skill and craft.
Men don’t get 16 days of lets appreciate men (for the the ladies) so myself and the AA have come up with this 25 days of activism.

Yours truly
The 5 star general PIMP

>> MEN THAT READ THIS DECLARATION ARE OBLIGATED TO Pa** IT ON TO FELLOW MEN <<

------------------------------THIS IS THE DECEMBER DECLARATION------------------

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AG Wire / Re: Eminem new album Relapse

« on: December 08, 2008, 04:18:24 PM »

I have to make a correction here putna, PAC has never been down with Chino XL..............ever
Take a listen to the Hit 'Em track, the greatest and best diss track hip-hop has ever heard.
& Ja and Jiggaz beef was never really official coz even when the whole ''beef'' was sparking they still partied together, even on the I Declare War concert where jigga made peace with his beefs Ja wasn't there coz there never was none. Plus if you go to You tube and type in Ja-Rule Cribs you'll see one of Ja's gueste is none other than the president Jigga J Shawn Corey Carte himself.....

-------You've been correted

i dont think you have a very thorough knowledge of this HipHop that you evidently claim to be a diciple of. first of all Ja Rule was never friends with Tupac and Chino Xl as u so correctly put it was never "down with Pac". but what you failed to understand from my explanation is not that they where friends, they where seen by the magazine as would be vocal decendents of the cats, thats like sayin whoa Z digi u rap almost with the same message as biggie or Vanila Ice, that dont mean u friends with Biggie or Ice...so yeah, youve been corrected baby paw...

and on the youtube thing with the MTV cribs, pLease, are you being serious? i saw that, Jay Z and Vin Diesel landin from a yacht or sumin...blah blah, nigga im tellin u bout isht that was below the radar and sparked well before the murder inc "empire" sparked, when Ja was fresh from singin backup for DmX...the truth of the matter Jay Z never had an open beef with duke, its just that he put him once in his place and never entertained that isht...but to say he didnt have a hand in his demise after ja said hes out to be number one and hes to railroad eyone in his path is as naive as thinking 50 coulda made a hit without Dre.

so the only thing left for me to do right now is remember which soucre alla dis isht is from, if im not mistaken it was the one where Benzinno was shot in cartoon holding Em's ripped head still attched to the spine and the title that day was like "respect the architects"...leme look for it.....thomas

Dude you didn't read what I said proper and now your putting me in the same sentence as Ice, read what I said before you make reticualted replies that'll make you sound remedial....I never said pac was friends with Ja or that Pac was friends with Chino matter fact I never said any of them were friends. And as for Jay putting Ja in his place theres a track where he does tell Ja to relax and the only reason Jay did that was because Ja came at Jay first, directly at that. So Jay put him in his place and told him to chill. I stand to be corrected but I think the track is either on Life and Times of S.Carter or on street wars part two.
Since after Jay put Ja on smash publicaly Ja headed Jays advice and stopped aging at Jay that why on the I declaire war concert Ja wasn't there coz "I feel like Im repeating myself" the 'BEEF' never got to a level where interviews and shit had to spark.
So home you can keep that Source magazine advice to yourself Im cool BABY PAW

im gon let this go, for ur sake, oh and ease up on the vocab, English lit is thataway. u try too hard and it shows

WE COULD GO AT THIS ALL DAY.....Did you say vocab

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AG Wire / Re: Eminem new album Relapse

« on: December 08, 2008, 04:10:38 PM »

Funny how dudes end up pointing at things like spelling to ease of a topic, I spelt reticulated wrong....was that the only thing you picked up ??

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AG Wire / Re: Eminem new album Relapse

« on: December 08, 2008, 03:56:48 PM »

I have to make a correction here putna, PAC has never been down with Chino XL..............ever
Take a listen to the Hit 'Em track, the greatest and best diss track hip-hop has ever heard.
& Ja and Jiggaz beef was never really official coz even when the whole ''beef'' was sparking they still partied together, even on the I Declare War concert where jigga made peace with his beefs Ja wasn't there coz there never was none. Plus if you go to You tube and type in Ja-Rule Cribs you'll see one of Ja's gueste is none other than the president Jigga J Shawn Corey Carte himself.....

-------You've been correted

i dont think you have a very thorough knowledge of this HipHop that you evidently claim to be a diciple of. first of all Ja Rule was never friends with Tupac and Chino Xl as u so correctly put it was never "down with Pac". but what you failed to understand from my explanation is not that they where friends, they where seen by the magazine as would be vocal decendents of the cats, thats like sayin whoa Z digi u rap almost with the same message as biggie or Vanila Ice, that dont mean u friends with Biggie or Ice...so yeah, youve been corrected baby paw...

and on the youtube thing with the MTV cribs, pLease, are you being serious? i saw that, Jay Z and Vin Diesel landin from a yacht or sumin...blah blah, nigga im tellin u bout isht that was below the radar and sparked well before the murder inc "empire" sparked, when Ja was fresh from singin backup for DmX...the truth of the matter Jay Z never had an open beef with duke, its just that he put him once in his place and never entertained that isht...but to say he didnt have a hand in his demise after ja said hes out to be number one and hes to railroad eyone in his path is as naive as thinking 50 coulda made a hit without Dre.

so the only thing left for me to do right now is remember which soucre alla dis isht is from, if im not mistaken it was the one where Benzinno was shot in cartoon holding Em's ripped head still attched to the spine and the title that day was like "respect the architects"...leme look for it.....thomas

Dude you didn't read what I said proper and now your putting me in the same sentence as Ice, read what I said before you make reticualted replies that'll make you sound remedial....I never said pac was friends with Ja or that Pac was friends with Chino matter fact I never said any of them were friends. And as for Jay putting Ja in his place theres a track where he does tell Ja to relax and the only reason Jay did that was because Ja came at Jay first, directly at that. So Jay put him in his place and told him to chill. I stand to be corrected but I think the track is either on Life and Times of S.Carter or on street wars symphony part two.
Since after Jay put Ja on smash publicaly Ja headed Jays advice and stopped aging at Jay that why on the I declaire war concert Ja wasn't there coz "I feel like Im repeating myself" the 'BEEF' never got to a level where interviews and shit had to spark.
So hommee you can keep that Source magazine advice to yourself Im cool BABY PAW

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General Discussion / Re: 16 Days of Activism against Abuse

« on: December 08, 2008, 12:54:51 PM »

----------------------------------------------DECEMBER DECLARARTION---------------------------
It is that time of the year or rather should I say its Duck Season, your either ducking her down in his backseat or ducking from his punches when he finds out.
It’s that time of the year where if she’s unattended for more that 15 minutes she’s fair game
From this day onwards if you did it drunk nobody who knows can ever bring it up
From this day onward the statement "I WAS DRUNK" is considered grounds to drop all charges as it is seen in the same regard as an insanity plea
From this day on you have 25 days to go crazy, you are allowed not to know which day of the week it is EVEN if you are in church and seated in the front, it is ok to have a beer with every meal including breakfast.
From this day onward if he looks at her while she’s in your presence he is immediately to be considered a potential vulture who would readily pounce on your chicken
December 5th marks a day in which men can take 25 days to reflect on their achievements when men can marvel at their greatness and sheer sparkle.
When they can celebrate themselves, on the hard task of being the brains behind running the world (this disscludes BUSH, ZUMA, MOGABE, MOSISILI AND PEOPLE WHO CAN SPEAK AFRIKAANS FLUENTLY) so successfully.
It is a time in which men can loosen up their ties and forget about work (all butt the secretary), when men can just be lazy for 25 days, after achieving so much throughout the year.....having to pour out all your wisdom into Eve.
December 5th says its ok:
that she’s your next-door neighbor,
its ok that she’s a cousin twice removed,
never mind that you were best friends in 4th grade if his mom is checking you out do like the Stiffmeister.

25 days of serious parting heavy drinking,
25 days in which man is not allowed to use words like responsibility, reliable, accountable and remember.
For the next 25 days no man should:
drink wine or any fruit flavored crap or even alco-pop,
For the next 25 days no man will be home before 1 in the morning,
For the next 25 days man will not eat salad or any form of rabbit food or consume fat-free foods,
For the next 25 days a plate of meet and beer is considered a full mean. NO QUESTIONS.
For the next 25 days it is ok to disappear without a trace for only four days without having to apologies and if you are caught or found out, you need only say "My Bad". No need for reticulated extensive explanations and apologies.
These next 25 days menn must be sharp and quick for you only have 5 minutes from the time you see her to make a move.

Gentlemen I will not lie these next 25 days are only for the fittest and the strongest, where the piss stops are determined by the one with the strongest bladder not the one with the weakest.
For the next 25 days no man should be seen with the same chick at a different party from last week, as a matter of fact said man should be denied access to the given party and his man status will be put up for review or a fine of one case will be paid.
For the next 25 days no man will leave his place of rest without a pack of condoms, emergency airtime and an emergency 40 bucks.
For the next 25 days a man who has not had tang since Monday will not be allowed to share seating privileges or indulge in drinks or conversation with other men
Rather said man will spend that time in the sin-bin where he is to think up ways of redeeming himself while the others drink beer that he paid for.
No man will make his bed for the next 25 days.
For the next 25 days your friends bedroom is a pit stop where you can do any of the following change, shower, sleep, shag(this does not apply to your girlfriend or the girl from last week), use his cologne cream, hide blunts. All this with only 5-10 minutes warning prior to your arrival.
For the next 25 days no man will take down a woman’s numbers for if your PIMP game is good enough she’ll call you (this is in consideration to the fact that you might just clog up your phone)
For the next 25 days you WILL NOT pa** a fellow man by who is hitting on a chick without a drink in hand without offering him a drink. (Said man is to return the favor with double the interest)
The pecking order or the rather the hierarchy of importance for the next 25 days is as follows:
Beer, Tang, Blunt. NO QUESTION. (Although if your tang is holding both and is naked the order of execution falls out of question)

Also this declaration is 100% legal and serves as a get out of jail free card in any Pig station in the SADC region, not only that but if your girlfriend catches you just waive it in her face and she will undoubtedly forgive you. (Please note that this experiment can fail depending on your geographical region)
If your mom arrives and the house is a mess waive it in her face
If your girl walks in, waive it in her face
If you get pulled over by a Pig waive it in his face
If you say something while drunk & the next day you get death stares, waive it in their face
If you scratch or crash with you dads car, run like a mother f***er.


FOR THE NEXT 25 DAYS ANYMAN WHO RAISES A HAND AT A WOMAN WILL BE BEATEN TILL THAT HAND NO LONGER WORKS AND WILL BE SHUN FROM JOINING ANY MAN-CLUB FOR LIFE, HE WILL BE STRIPPED OF THE TITTLE MAN AND WILL BE DENIED ACCESS TO ANY AND ALL PUBS CLUBS PARTIES AND BARS FOR LIFE.

From this day all PIMPS in training will receive full rights of qualified PIMPS to be able to prove their skill and craft.
Men don’t get 16 days of lets appreciate men (for the the ladies) so myself and the AA have come up with this 25 days of activism.

This declaration is valid as of the 5th of december for 25 days ONLY.

Yours truly
The 5 star general PIMP

>> MEN THAT READ THIS DECLARATION ARE OBLIGATED TO Pa** IT ON TO FELLOW MEN <<

------------------------------THIS IS THE DECEMBER DECLARATION--------------------

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Re: Open mic... Er1 invited

« on: December 08, 2008, 12:48:24 PM »

---------------------------------------------------DECEMBER DECLARARTION-------------------------------
It is that time of the year or rather should I say its Duck Season, your either ducking her down in his backseat or ducking from his punches when he finds out.
It’s that time of the year when if she’s unattended for more that 15 minutes she’s fair game
From this day onwards if you did it drunk nobody who knows can ever bring it up
From this day onward the statement "I WAS DRUNK" is considered grounds to drop all charges as it is seen in the same regard as an insanity plea
From this day on you have 25 days to go crazy, you are allowed not to know which day of the week it is EVEN if you are in church and seated in the front, it is ok to have a beer with every meal including breakfast.
From this day onward if he looks at her while she’s in your presence he is immediately to be considered a potential vulture who would readily pounce on your chicken
December 5th marks a day in which men can take 25 days to reflect on their achievements when men can marvel at their greatness and sheer sparkle.
When they can celebrate themselves, on the hard task of being the brains behind running the world (this disscludes BUSH, ZUMA, MOGABE, MOSISILI AND PEOPLE WHO CAN SPEAK AFRIKAANS FLUENTLY) so successfully.
It is a time in which men can loosen up their ties and forget about work (all butt the secretary), when men can just be lazy for 25 days, after achieving so much throughout the year.....having to pour out all your wisdom into Eve.

December 5th says its ok:
that she’s your next-door neighbor,
its ok that she’s a cousin twice removed,
never mind that you were best friends in 4th grade if his mom is checking you out do like the Stiffmeister.

This declaration gives you the right and power to:
Act a fool,
Be an unruly nuisance,
Be a delinquent,
Cause raucous and disturb the peace
As well as to be a menace to society
Have sex in public facilities, which includes elevators, parks and toilets ( at night only)
It also gives the right to void feeling guilty or embarra**ed when you come to a moment of clarity
*In addition it gives you lee-way to moon and or pull zap signs at Pigs at any given time for no reason at all (Please note that this is the only act that does not fall within the protective parameters of the D5D and should said Pig catch you IT is likely to arrest you or kick the shit out of you, also I will deny ever soliciting any influence from my part)
25 days of serious partying and heavy drinking,
25 days in which man is not allowed to use words like responsibility, reliable, accountable and remember.

For the next 25 days no man should:
drink wine or any fruit flavored crap or even alco-pop,
For the next 25 days no man will be home before 1 in the morning,
For the next 25 days man will not eat salad or any form of rabbit food or consume fat-free foods,
For the next 25 days a plate of meet and beer is considered a full meal. NO QUESTIONS.
For the next 25 days it is ok to disappear without a trace for only four days without having to apologies and if you are caught or found out, you need only say "My Bad". No need for reticulated extensive explanations and apologies.
These next 25 days men must be sharp and quick for you only have 5 minutes from the time you see her to make a move.
Take more than 10 minutes to finish a beer 15 minutes to finish a blunt and should NOT take less than 30 minutes in the first round

Gentlemen I will not lie these next 25 days are only for the fittest and the strongest, where the piss stops are determined by the one with the strongest bladder not the one with the weakest.
For the next 25 days no man should be seen with the same chick at a different party from last week, as a matter of fact said man should be denied access to the given party and his man status will be put up for review or a fine of one case will be paid.
For the next 25 days no man will leave his place of rest without a pack of condoms, emergency airtime and an emergency 40 bucks.
For the next 25 days a man who has not had tang since Monday will not be allowed to share seating privileges or indulge in drinks or conversation with other men
rather said man will spend that time in the sin-bin where he is to think up ways of redeeming himself while the others drink beer that he paid for.
No man will make his bed for the next 25 days.
For the next 25 days your friends bedroom is a pit stop where you can do any of the following change, shower, sleep, shag(this does not apply to your girlfriend or the girl from last week), use his cologne cream, hide blunts. All this with only 5-10 minutes warning prior to your arrival.
For the next 25 days no man will take down a woman’s numbers for if your PIMP game is good enough she’ll call you (this is in consideration to the fact that you might just clog up your phone)
For the next 25 days you WILL NOT pa** a fellow man by who is hitting on a chick without a drink in hand without offering him a drink. (Said man is to return the favor with double the interest)
The pecking order or the rather the hierarchy of importance for the next 25 days is as follows:
Beer, Tang, Blunt. NO QUESTION. (Although if your tang is holding both and is naked the order of execution falls out of question)
***UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES will a man pour himself a beer whilst in the presence of Eve
***For the next 25 days COCK BLOCKING will be concidered a crime and a shame of the highest
     decree and is the only offence that is PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.


Also this declaration is 100% legal and serves as a get out of jail free card in any Pig station in the SADC region, not only that but if your girlfriend catches you just waive it in her face and she will undoubtedly forgive you. (Please note that this experiment can fail depending on your geographical region)
If your mom arrives and the house is a mess waive it in her face
If your girl walks in, waive it in her face
If you get pulled over by a Pig waive it in his face
If you say something while drunk & the next day you get death stares, waive it in their face
If you scratch or crash with you dads car, run like a mother f***er.


FOR THE NEXT 25 DAYS ANYMAN WHO RAISES A HAND AT EVE WILL BE BEATEN TILL THAT HAND NO LONGER WORKS AND WILL BE SHUN FROM JOINING ANY MAN-CLUB FOR LIFE, HE WILL BE STRIPPED OF THE TITTLE MAN AND WILL BE DENIED ACCESS TO ANY AND ALL PUBS CLUBS PARTIES AND BARS FOR LIFE. ALSO SAID MAN WILL BE REFFERED TO AS 'MAN-BITCH' FROM THE TIME OF ABOVE MENTIONED INCIDENT (SHOULD IT TAKE PLACE)


From this day all PIMPS in training will receive full rights of qualified PIMPS to be able to prove their skill and craft.
Men don’t get 16 days of lets appreciate men (for the the ladies) so myself and the AA have come up with this 25 days of activism.

Yours truly
The 5 star general PIMP

>> MEN THAT READ THIS DECLARATION ARE OBLIGATED TO Pa** IT ON TO FELLOW MEN <<

----------------------------------THIS IS THE DECEMBER DECLARATION-----------------------------------------

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Re: Open mic... Er1 invited

« on: December 04, 2008, 04:48:10 PM »

EXTRA PARTICULAR CARRICULUM

My flows remain extra particular
Some think, Im just striaght rediculous
Coz of the presents I birth, like Im St.Nicolas
Shining bright light to the game call me Icorus
& Im born to love it so I could never get sick of it
Dats why from dusk to dawn Im the best at kickin it
Im too vivid, for even frozen moments couldn't picture this
Coz I go far and beyond with a swag too limitless
and theres no way to par, just try to mimmick it
What yall done started look whos gonna finish it
Makin money where most lost it coz I know what bidness is
Make money flippin vocals
Till I've stressed out my vocal cords
Till I cant speak & my voice is hoarse
& I get straight to it, wit no time for a chorus
My dreams turn physical they open doors
But I aint done yet I want so much more
Prove that birds aint the only things could soar
While Im jet chilin' draiped in fresh Couture
Land on private runways just to tour
& Im still real grimmy real gutter
Talk lookin in ya eye & never stutter
The games my bread music just the butter
Floatin in it usin my balls as a rudder
Not givin a f*** jus' wantin to reach level S dot Carter
Dats why I add extra hours & work harder
& I smile when they talk coz I aint bothered
But push it & I could load the double pump
Leave the car in motion and jus jump
pull it back twice & y'hear klunk klunk
clean you up and throw in the back of the trunk
Drive a couple blocks & throw you in with the junk
& this be the realla Digi aint tryina stunt
I got birds I needa feed & you could be lunch
Ima straight killa with the mic
but dudes are funny on some Ben Stiller with the Mic
In any ring Im the Ali of the fight

-----------------------THE INKPEN KINGPIN meets THE MICROPHONE BULLY

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Re: Open mic... Er1 invited

« on: December 04, 2008, 12:03:03 PM »

TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

To the love of my life
Love you, more than I do this mic
Worship you, like christians do christ
The heartbeat to my existance
Nothing comes between us, not even the distance
Been inlove with you from the very first instance
Your the melody, and the chorus to my lifes song
I hope they play you this song when Im gone
Im empty without you, without you Im torn
Girl, no questions no second guesin
My confession, your my light my blessing
Wouldn't trade you for the wolrd
Or all the dimes in it, you my girl
My life is yours if you want it you can have it
Your the reason why I can say I live lavish
Your my one true treasure
and the lenghts of my love for you have no measure
Im prepared to untuck tools, should a man ever touch you
& I love it that I know that I can trust you
we're so young we've still got so much room
to have 5 kids
I want all my daughters to look like you
Im so in love with you
Cant express it cant explain it
These words are the best way I could paint it
Without you by my side, I've experienced what insane is

Love it when you walk no panties no bra
Showing me the sun the moon and them stars
Then its to the kissin then its to the aaaaahhhh
Girl,__ need I say more
SEE BOO, I cant see me without seeing you
so in my reflection, I always see two
I miss sayin I love you & y'saying me too
Been around the world & you have no equal
Killin me softly, your love is so lethal
You have all my reasons, but what you love me for ??
With you I aint taking no short cuts no detours
The prettiest thing I ever set my eyes on
The only woman out there Id ever cry for
Your the love of my life & the life of my love
Your the one I place no one above
My everything girl, from the air I breathe
Your the ring on my finger & everything inbetween
And when I ask you to marry me, remind me t'say please
I wanna share all your pains and your gains
Change your intials take my last name
Your the spirit in the songs I write
thats why my hooks and verses have life

I got your picture on my wall
Kiss it everyday when I wake & go to war
Y'the reason I stand tall
The reason Im fresh & the reason I ball
The backbone & the strength & why I stay strong
Girl you dont have a clue
How much, Im in love with you

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Re: heartbreaker

« on: December 03, 2008, 12:06:27 PM »

TO THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

To the love of my life
Love you, more than I do this mic
Worship you, like christians do christ
The heartbeat to my existance
Nothing comes between us, not even the distance
Been inlove with you from the very first instance
Your the melody, and the chorus to my lifes song
I hope they play you this song when Im gone
Im empty without you, without you Im torn
Girl, no questions no second guesin
My confession, your my light my blessing
Wouldn't trade you for the wolrd
Or all the dimes in it, you my girl
My life is yours if you want it you can have it
Your the reason why I can say I live lavish
Your my one true treasure
and the lenghts of my love for you have no measure
Im prepared to untuck tools, should a man ever touch you
& I love it that I know that I can trust you
we're so young we've still got so much room
to have 5 kids
I want all my daughters to look like you
Im so in love with you
Cant express it cant explain it
These words are the best way I could paint it
Without you by my side, I've experienced what insane is

Love it when you walk no panties no bra
Showing me the sun the moon and them stars
Then its to the kissin then its to the aaaaahhhh
Girl,__ need I say more
SEE BOO, I cant see me without seeing you
so in my reflection, I always see two
I miss sayin I love you & y'saying me too
Been around the world & you have no equal
Killin me softly, your love is so lethal
You have all my reasons, but what you love me for ??
With you I aint taking no short cuts no detours
The prettiest thing I ever set my eyes on
The only woman out there Id ever cry for
Your the love of my life & the life of my love
Your the one I place no one above
My everything girl, from the air I breathe
Your the ring on my finger & everything inbetween
And when I ask you to marry me, remind me t'say please
I wanna share all your pains and your gains
Change your intials take my last name
Your the spirit in the songs I write
thats why my hooks and verses have life

I got your picture on my wall
Kiss it everyday when I wake & go to war
Y'the reason I stand tall
The reason Im fresh & the reason I ball
The backbone & the strength & why I stay strong
Girl you dont have a clue
How much, Im in love with you







----------------------PRESS PAUSE------------------------------

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Re: heartbreaker

« on: December 03, 2008, 12:02:09 PM »

Remember when Raper said he hugs his friends when they come visit him and afterwards they hold hands for at least three minutes?

Enough said............................I mean this right here explains why nobody can take dude seriously.

If this thread was origionated by some one else who had better than grade R word construction it would be taken seriously.............YES IM HATING............IM HATING ON MAD RAPPER.
Dude your split persona is f***ed up. Nobodys taking you seriously.

But Ima post something just to prove that other clown wrong.

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Re: heartbreaker

« on: December 03, 2008, 11:56:55 AM »

you are both wrong, very wrong


its kind of a dissapointment and embarrasing to have two adult people criticising the fact that one shows off his emotion side. im confused i never thought that being emotional is gay or homo. i guess we live in separate worlds then


but what im sure off i belong in the normal world where everyone has a right to be emotional and cry. men have a tendency of fooling theirselves thinking that its embara**ing if a men cries. that is total bullshit. crying doesnt mean you weak or you are powerfless as you retards put it, it simply means you are hurt just like any normal human being and you feel like crying the pain out, no wonder why we have men committing suicide and killing their families on the scene


its because you keep your pain to yourselves and you dont want to break it out. you allow it to dig you up and brake your whole life apart which also means forcing you to take innocent lives of the people you created, your own children



why do we have to be jerks?  yes men were born with power to controll earth and the life on earth but god never said men must not cry
crying is okay and it helps to relieve whatever pain you are in. if being emotional is a weakness in the human life, then about 95% of people on eart including god himself are weak.

f*** died and made you doctor Phill...........man you sound like one of them fresh outta jail niggaz tryina live correct..........this shit is cheesy.