1) They are late for church, work, and everything else,
EXCEPT when entry to the "club" is FREE before 11:00 PM.
2) Wait for movies to premier at R10.00 a movie and show up wearing ,
Calvin Klein underwear, Diesel Shoes, Levi Constructed Jeans, a Guess
top and a Timberland jacket.
3) Consider "clubbing" as a monthly expense.
4) Have at least one relative with a wet look.
5) Have mothers who can use curse words and religion ALL IN ONE
SENTENCE.
For example, "Lord give me strength 'cause I'm about to knock
the______out of this f*%$______child!"
6) Have at least one relative that "almost went pro" playing soccer,
pool, cricket, etc.
7) Will drive a Lexus, Land Cruiser, BMW or Jaguar and are STILL
staying with their Mommies.
Will pull-in to the church yard listening to Tupac, Eminem or some
other rap artist.
9) Will have on a new outfit every time you see them,
but when you ask them for the money they owe you they never have it
10)Will think nothing of driving a R10 000 car with R20 000 wheels and
a R30 000 sound system.
11)Will go to the beach on a Sunday, braai two chops and drink four
cases of beer without even noticing the water.
Please mense lag net daar oor.