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General Discussion / You are not going to believe this shit.

« on: October 09, 2007, 11:45:34 PM »

Pac actually admitting to getting raped in jail...

LINK REMOVED/audio/4102173b2e3f2e/

It may be old, but I just stumbled on this now. BTW does anyone have that Chino XL diss where he disses Pac and his mom and stuff?

Please do zshare it with me if you can.

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General Discussion / Every single SOuth Park Episode ever!!!!!!

« on: October 05, 2007, 09:31:13 AM »

This is for all of those who think that this is the greatest cartoon ever.

http://allsp.com/

If you dont like south Park, you're a retard, so says Jesus Christ, man who all look up to even more than Nelson Mandela.

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General Discussion / HAVE YOU EVER...

« on: September 05, 2007, 10:00:44 PM »

done something so stupid that you cant comprehend it afterwards. So retarded that you get this disgusted feeling in your stomach and you just really start to hate yourself for it?

I feel really disappointed in myself and I actually cant believe what I did. I feel like Cash and Drama boy and all these other retards must feel like every day, knowing that they are the intellectual equivalents of dried smegma and there is nothing they can do about it. No wonder they comepost all this silly shit all the time. They are looking for someone to tell them it will be okay.

If i dont feel better tomorrow, I think i'll end it all and save the rest of you from boring,meaningless posts about my every movement and how rich and cool I am. Its the right thing to do.

Cash, Blondizzo, Drama.... Its okay.

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Sports Arena / the onion

« on: August 27, 2007, 10:32:10 PM »

Now that Maddox isn't updating as often this is my favourite site. Here's something I jacked;

If Wanting To See Vaginas Is A Crime, Then I, Your Honor, Am Guilty

By Alan Tripp
May 23, 2007 | Issue 43•21


I stand before you today accused of wrongdoing, with my reputation called into question before the entire community. But in truth, I am no more guilty of a crime than any other man in this courtroom.

Your honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I say today on behalf of all mankind: If wanting to see vaginas is a crime, then I am guilty of that crime. And if going to great lengths to find unblinded windows or drill peepholes through which vaginas may be plainly observed elevates that crime from a misdemeanor to a multi-count felony, then I plead no contest.

But before you pa** judgment on me, look into your own hearts. Is there a man among us, here in this hall of so-called "justice," that does not also desire to see vaginas? Does any one of you not admire their natural, flowerlike perfection, or not enjoy the sexual urges they conjure deep within your being?

Then why drag me into this august chamber and put my future in jeopardy for wanting nothing but the same? The only difference between us is that I acted upon the conviction of my beliefs, whereas you stood by and did nothing. And, in doing nothing, missed out on seeing a lot of amazing vaginas.

Is not the pursuit of happiness a fundamental right promised by our nation's own Declaration of Independence? Well, what could make any man happier than to see a myriad of young vaginas, in a group shower, lovingly hand-lathered to a state of moist, soapy perfection? Is that not what our founding fathers themselves envisioned so many years ago?

Yet here in this courtroom, we act as if the glory of the vagina is something to be hidden from public view. And in so doing, we veil the most rapturous wonder of creation under ignorance, repression, hosiery, and outerwear. Not unlike the conservative poly-knit skirt worn by the prosecuting attorney, who, I might add, is a very attractive woman.

Have we as a society really come to the point where it is a crime for a man in a ski mask and black coveralls to place a simple ladder against the side of a building and climb his way to a vantage point from which the glorious beauty of the nude vagina can be gazed upon with the rapt wonderment it deserves? Where the mere act of placing hidden cameras in a dorm lavatory is to be looked down upon in hypocritical shame? Where even something so innocent as the posting of live streaming feeds on the Internet—so that all men, regardless of race, creed, or color, may share in the beauty of these vaginas—is somehow considered "wrong"?

As long as we're at it, why don't we put every man who desires to see the vaginas of unknown women on some kind of national database and make him go door to door telling all of his neighbors, "I like vaginas! I like vaginas!"

As far as I am concerned, a world that denies a man's God-given right to stare directly at the genitalia of any woman he so desires is not a world worth living in. If you are going to sit there and tell me it is illegal in America to look at women in various states of undress, without their knowledge or consent, even when one is perfectly willing to expose his own genitals to the women in return, then go ahead and lock me up. I would rather spend my life in a holding cell for Stanton County's sexual offenders than go free in a world that would punish a man for the very act of being a man.

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General Discussion / World Rap championships

« on: July 26, 2007, 04:32:49 PM »

I'm trying to get SA involved in the WRC for next year.

Its a two on two battle scenario, mostly US cats and also Spanish and English. I'd appreciate some help though. I need you guys to post up some footage of the guys you consider to be the top battle emcees in SA if you have any.

I'm talking guys like TOP, Explicit (?), etc, who may be willing to participate.

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General Discussion / stinka** people

« on: July 11, 2007, 03:25:49 PM »

i'M IN THE COMPUTER LAB ON CAMPUS, AND THERE IS THIS LADY WHO KEEPS COMING OVER TO SPEAK TO THE GUY NEXT TO ME.

Everytime she comes over though, she is followed by the smell of rotten meat. Its a shame really, cos she is rather pretty.

Why does god do this? :cry:

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Hip hop not satanic

« on: July 06, 2007, 03:57:20 PM »

You fools. I garee with the pic Deacon posted. you guys should stop falling for this shit.

Back in the '50s and 60s rock was called nigger music and the work of the devil too.

Here's a challenge, since I'm bored and its holidays. I'll be in Joburg this weekend again, but when I get back on Monday we can do this.

Find any topic you can think of and I will use either the Bible or Q'uran and use scripture to prove that it is Satanic. Any topic you want, and you can choose which book I use.

The point? Just to prove, that by knowing your scriptures, its really simple to quote and twist fact out of context and use it for personal gain.

I know my Bible better than most Christians, and I would like to know the scripture that says Lucifer was in charge of music. Which scripture?

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General Discussion / S.T..O.P. MOVEMENT...NICENESS

« on: July 03, 2007, 11:52:14 AM »

Here's a couple of tracks from Fredwreck. f***in nice, KRS kills it on the first one.

http://www.fredwreck.com/mr_pres.mp3

http://www.fredwreck.com/downwitus_dirty.mp3

They're not new, but still nice and still relevant. A lot of guests like KRS, dilated, mack 10 etc.

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Traders / Quote on a printer

« on: June 25, 2007, 09:12:11 PM »

anyone know where I can get a price quote on an EPSON STYLUS PRO 9600 large format printer?

Ive checked epson and a few other sites, but they all have just the spindle.

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Battle One on One / MASTER P'S OPEN LETTER TO FIDDY

« on: May 28, 2007, 09:26:01 PM »

I got this from davey-d's site

IT'S TIME FOR CHANGE

Curtis Jackson's comment motivated me. There are a lot of immature people in the world. Oprah Winfrey is absolutely right, we need to grow up and be responsible for our own actions. I paid for Curtis's first rap tour through the south. He was such a humble guy at the time. Most artists' mission is to sell records. My mission is to help save and change lives. There's a lack of knowledge and false information out there. I could actually say Little Jay and Rap-A-Lot Records inspired my successful career and I will always respect them no matter what. I wrote the blueprint for this generation. The only difference is there's no more honor and respect in the game.

Think about it: people in jail are not writing letters proclaiming to come out and do the same thing that landed them there in the first place. People in the hood don't want to stay poor for the rest of their lives. They want to change. Parents that really love their kids would rather sacrifice their own lives so that their kids could make a change to have a better life and a better education. I'm glad that there are people like Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson and organizations like the NAACP that are out there fighting for our rights and dignity. I have finally realized that EVERY person is either a part of the problem or part of the solution and that is why I have decided to take a stand! I'm reaching out to corporate America to form an alliance for the sake of putting the value back into our communities by rebuilding and developing schools and businesses.

First of all, it's simply disappointing to see people that are in a position to help make a change just sit back and entertain the negativity. It's sad to see Steven Hill set all of these programming standards at BET, just to contradict himself for the sake of marketing dollars or artist performances in order to create the appearance of a successful award show. The record company with the biggest marketing check controls the music video stations so we need to go after the people who actually control these programming networks if we want real CHANGE.

I guess by taking a stand, my son and I will probably not be invited back to the BET Awards. But it's O.K. I got love for BET; there are a lot of good people there. Hopefully, this will help people to see the real changes that need to be made. My son and I will sacrifice our airtime because this is bigger than us, this issue desperately needed to be addressed a long time ago.

There are four things that differentiate me from artists like Curtis Jackson.

One, I can honestly admit that I was once part of the problem.

Two, I don't want my son to grow up and be like me. I want him to be better and do better - and that is why he is taking the time to pursue a college degree.

Three, money don't make me, I make money. My goal is to educate our people in building generational wealth and knowing how important it is to own real estate.

Four, I'm a TRUE entrepreneur; my boss is God not Jimmy Iovine. From one brother to another, if you misunderstand my purpose you could always pick up the phone or talk to me in person. I'm trying to be part of the solution not the problem. The media thrives on entertaining, especially the negativity no matter what the cost. I'm praying for the brothers that are lost out there.

Throughout the years, I have lost so many relatives and friends. This year, I'd like to focus on the comedy movies because we need to laugh more. The first movie that I'm producing is "Black Supaman" and thereafter will be "The Mail Man" starring Tony Cox and myself. I'm setting up a book tour for "Guaranteed Success" and a Hip Hop Business cla** with financial expert Curtis Oakes for those seeking knowledge. I understand that I can't change the whole Hip Hop industry; I'm only trying to do my part. If you're real, be a part of the positive movement with Take A Stand Records.com Look for the first single "I Wanna Be Like You" from the album "Hip Hop History." I'm in negotiations with Wal-Mart and Target for direct distribution. Those are all examples of the positive difference I am trying to make in this industry.

I'm reaching out to my friends Shaquille O'Neal, Will Smith, Russell Simmons, Queen Latifah, Derek Anderson, Charles Barkley, Emmitt Smith, Beyonce, and Reverend Run to help contribute to this positive movement. I will also be holding a press conference with the president NAACP and will be able to answer any questions at that time. I am not asking any other hip-hop or gangsta rap artist change what they do; that's how they make their money. Furthermore, I am not a preacher; I'm just telling the world what I'm doing and the changes that I am making because it's something I want to do. If that's sending mixed signals to people then they need to deal with their own conscience first.

P. Miller

Even though he cant rap for shit, I'm feeling mr Miller on this one.

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Hot Traxxx / Just thought I'd share

« on: May 24, 2007, 11:01:53 PM »

I just found this site, with some nice vids and tracks.

Check out the Edo-g and Masta ace track - wishing

http://www.geocities.com/shonuff_yadig/hiphop.html

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Battle One on One / IS THE ILL IN THE FRONT OF YOUR NAME FOR ILLITERATE

« on: May 24, 2007, 10:07:47 PM »

This aint it!! those bloggers aint spot on. i would rather have it like this 4 now.

it might change later on though! Wink

1. Nas, Illmatic
2. Gza Liguid swords
3. Heltha Skeltha - Nocturnal
4. 2pac - All Eyez On Me & Makaveli / wutang - 36 chambers
5. Mecca & The Soul Brother
8. Raekwon Only built for cuban linx
9. O.C. - Jewelz
10. Hieroglyphics - third eye vision

Dude, I knew your spelling was bad, but not being able to count to ten??
How old are you?
 I disagree with both lists but couldn't be bothered to post my own, cos I'm a lazy f***.

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Battle One on One / screw you guys

« on: May 24, 2007, 10:03:47 PM »

What the f*** is up with Arsenal fans acting like they have actually won something in the past 5 seasons?

And the worst of it, today when I was in town, there was a shitload of a**holes actually buying Milan jerseys. Thats just being bitch.

I have to give it to Milan, they played a good game and our boys didn't take their chances, but then there's always next year, maybe Arsenal will win something then.

BTW, that first goal was scored from a handball by a man in an offside position, which means we probably should have gone to overtime, but what's done is done.

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Geek Section / Motherf***ers!!!!!!

« on: May 23, 2007, 10:28:57 PM »

I dont even wanna stick around for the end of the match. :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:  :cry:

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Geek Section / The nine satanic sins

« on: May 10, 2007, 10:05:28 PM »

If only we could all try to avoid these, the world would be a better place.
Satanism is actually a much more peacefull religion than Christianity or even Islam. It promotes tolerance and respect for all other points of view and the only reason to ever harm another is if they attempt to harm you or interfer with you in some way. what Christianity and Islam want to be but fail, becaus ethey're too hung up on converting everyone else.

The Nine Satanic Sins

by Anton Szandor LaVey ©1987

     

    1. Stupidity—The top of the list for Satanic Sins. The Cardinal Sin of Satanism. It’s too bad that stupidity isn’t painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.

    2. Pretentiousness—Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn’t applying the cardinal rules of Lesser Magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone’s made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.

    3. Solipsism—Can be very dangerous for Satanists. Projecting your reactions, responses and sensibilities onto someone who is probably far less attuned than you are. It is the mistake of expecting people to give you the same consideration, courtesy and respect that you naturally give them. They won’t. Instead, Satanists must strive to apply the dictum of “Do unto others as they do unto you.” It’s work for most of us and requires constant vigilance lest you slip into a comfortable illusion of everyone being like you. As has been said, certain utopias would be ideal in a nation of philosophers, but unfortunately (or perhaps fortunately, from a Machiavellian standpoint) we are far from that point.

    4. Self-deceit—It’s in the “Nine Satanic Statements” but deserves to be repeated here. Another cardinal sin. We must not pay homage to any of the sacred cows presented to us, including the roles we are expected to play ourselves. The only time self-deceit should be entered into is when it’s fun, and with awareness. But then, it’s not self-deceit!

    5. Herd Conformity—That’s obvious from a Satanic stance. It’s all right to conform to a person’s wishes, if it ultimately benefits you. But only fools follow along with the herd, letting an impersonal entity dictate to you. The key is to choose a master wisely instead of being enslaved by the whims of the many.

    6. Lack of Perspective—Again, this one can lead to a lot of pain for a Satanist. You must never lose sight of who and what you are, and what a threat you can be, by your very existence. We are making history right now, every day. Always keep the wider historical and social picture in mind. That is an important key to both Lesser and Greater Magic. See the patterns and fit things together as you want the pieces to fall into place. Do not be swayed by herd constraints—know that you are working on another level entirely from the rest of the world.

    7. Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies—Be aware that this is one of the keys to brainwashing people into accepting something new and different, when in reality it’s something that was once widely accepted but is now presented in a new package. We are expected to rave about the genius of the creator and forget the original. This makes for a disposable society.

    8. Counterproductive Pride—That first word is important. Pride is great up to the point you begin to throw out the baby with the bathwater. The rule of Satanism is: if it works for you, great. When it stops working for you, when you’ve painted yourself into a corner and the only way out is to say, I’m sorry, I made a mistake, I wish we could compromise somehow, then do it.

    9. Lack of Aesthetics—This is the physical application of the Balance Factor. Aesthetics is important in Lesser Magic and should be cultivated. It is obvious that no one can collect any money off cla**ical standards of beauty and form most of the time so they are discouraged in a consumer society, but an eye for beauty, for balance, is an essential Satanic tool and must be applied for greatest magical effectiveness. It’s not what’s supposed to be pleasing—it’s what is. Aesthetics is a personal thing, reflective of one’s own nature, but there are universally pleasing and harmonious configurations that should not be denied.