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General Discussion / Awesome outfit
« on: June 14, 2010, 11:24:05 AM »
Why can't more women dress like this?
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General Discussion / Dude really is a camel!
« on: June 09, 2010, 10:11:36 AM »
Is that sperm in his mout or is he about to spit on someone?
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Politics / F******g dirty J**s!
« on: June 01, 2010, 01:03:55 PM »
I hope Israel gets nuked to hell.
Maybe their aggression is what we needed and they will attract the attention of some serious extremists who will finally do something about them.
Filthy pieces of shit. Why is no one doing anything, when they are clearly just as bad as the apartheid government ever was?
Don't worry Rob, you're cool. I'll try to save you from the gas chambers by making you work in my kitchen. I've always wanted a white manservant.
EDITED By briCK:
I don't think the Subject Title Is Pallatable!.
You Dirty f***ing Niggers!
Maybe their aggression is what we needed and they will attract the attention of some serious extremists who will finally do something about them.
Filthy pieces of shit. Why is no one doing anything, when they are clearly just as bad as the apartheid government ever was?
Don't worry Rob, you're cool. I'll try to save you from the gas chambers by making you work in my kitchen. I've always wanted a white manservant.
EDITED By briCK:
I don't think the Subject Title Is Pallatable!.
You Dirty f***ing Niggers!
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Humour / Jokes / Homosexuals eat da poo poo!
« on: May 30, 2010, 04:58:08 PM »
The leader of the Ugandan government task force against homosexuality goes in on gay folk:
He talks about eating shit.
He talks about eating shit.
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Politics / Over my dead body!
« on: May 30, 2010, 01:02:05 PM »
http://mybroadband.co.za/news/internet/12711-Internet-pron-ban-the-cards.html
This motherf***er is the deputy minister of hoe affairs, so I think he should be concerning himself with more important issues, like incompetet officials at their offices, rampant corruption and the fact that our pa**port is viewed worldwide with disdain. Also don't fortget all the other reall problems we have.
Is it any coincidence that his father is a priest?
This bastard is asking for a revolution.
This motherf***er is the deputy minister of hoe affairs, so I think he should be concerning himself with more important issues, like incompetet officials at their offices, rampant corruption and the fact that our pa**port is viewed worldwide with disdain. Also don't fortget all the other reall problems we have.
Is it any coincidence that his father is a priest?
This bastard is asking for a revolution.
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General Discussion / The cum-free orgasm
« on: May 26, 2010, 03:20:28 PM »
So, I've been reading up on some shit by Mantak Chia. He talks about sexual energy and harnessing it and shares some techniques for having prolonged orgasms without ejaculating.
Apparently this causes you to have multiples orgasms, like a woman can, without having to stop. Anyone heard of this or practice it?
I am really interested in adding this skill to my arsenal.
Apparently this causes you to have multiples orgasms, like a woman can, without having to stop. Anyone heard of this or practice it?
I am really interested in adding this skill to my arsenal.
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General Discussion / Kamikaze's ten reasons why you should stop rapping
« on: May 19, 2010, 10:35:17 AM »
Kamikaze is one half of the group Crooked Lettaz, David Banner is the other half. This is in Ozone Magazine.
10. YOU'RE BETTER AT SELLING DOPE
So actually we'd just prefer you do that. It's better to be good at one thing than try to do two things and not be good at either one.
9. WE NEED TO MAKE ROOM FOR TYRESE, FONZWORTH BENTLEY, AND THE CHICK THAT RAPS THAT "CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP" SONG OUT OF NEW YORK
Ever wonder how easy we must be making this look, or how untalented we must look to some folks? Everybody thinks they can rap.
8. Ras Ka** and Pimp C Are Home
Plus Mysonne is out and Mystikal is gonna be coming home, so we're gonna need at least two more slots.
7. There Is No 401K, No Medical, No Dental
You spent your advance on a $30,000 chain instead of getting life insurance or some property. How Do you have a record deal and you're still taking your kid to the free clinic?
6. Superhead Is Retired
If you're buckin to meet the supergroupie you'll have to buy her book or download the prono, or settle for a chick that gives aiiight head.
5. Okay, We Get It, You Know How To Cook Crack!
We Know how much you're paying for a key, we know to come to you when it's a drought, cool.
4. BET UNCUT Got Cancelled
Why did you even waste that $120 you spent on the video anyway? Did you really think that shyt looked good? Hell, the song ain't even jammin. I was only lookin' at the chicks anyway.
3. Benzino Is Gone
Nowadays, you'll have to actually earn a spot in The Source. Thanks, JB, for exposing that shyt. Finally, someone will actually have to know you before you get some print. Sorry, but your money's no good.
2. You Let Your Homeboys Tell You If Your Shyt Is Good
They only want to get in the club free and fukk hoes off your name. These cats grew up with you, so they're gonna like everything you do. Stop listening to them.
1. My New Album The Franchise Is Dropping Soon
Y'all's days are numbered. I've been grinding harde, sleeping less, and my lyrics are simply better than most of you. So step your rap game up or go home.
10. YOU'RE BETTER AT SELLING DOPE
So actually we'd just prefer you do that. It's better to be good at one thing than try to do two things and not be good at either one.
9. WE NEED TO MAKE ROOM FOR TYRESE, FONZWORTH BENTLEY, AND THE CHICK THAT RAPS THAT "CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP" SONG OUT OF NEW YORK
Ever wonder how easy we must be making this look, or how untalented we must look to some folks? Everybody thinks they can rap.
8. Ras Ka** and Pimp C Are Home
Plus Mysonne is out and Mystikal is gonna be coming home, so we're gonna need at least two more slots.
7. There Is No 401K, No Medical, No Dental
You spent your advance on a $30,000 chain instead of getting life insurance or some property. How Do you have a record deal and you're still taking your kid to the free clinic?
6. Superhead Is Retired
If you're buckin to meet the supergroupie you'll have to buy her book or download the prono, or settle for a chick that gives aiiight head.
5. Okay, We Get It, You Know How To Cook Crack!
We Know how much you're paying for a key, we know to come to you when it's a drought, cool.
4. BET UNCUT Got Cancelled
Why did you even waste that $120 you spent on the video anyway? Did you really think that shyt looked good? Hell, the song ain't even jammin. I was only lookin' at the chicks anyway.
3. Benzino Is Gone
Nowadays, you'll have to actually earn a spot in The Source. Thanks, JB, for exposing that shyt. Finally, someone will actually have to know you before you get some print. Sorry, but your money's no good.
2. You Let Your Homeboys Tell You If Your Shyt Is Good
They only want to get in the club free and fukk hoes off your name. These cats grew up with you, so they're gonna like everything you do. Stop listening to them.
1. My New Album The Franchise Is Dropping Soon
Y'all's days are numbered. I've been grinding harde, sleeping less, and my lyrics are simply better than most of you. So step your rap game up or go home.
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Geek Section / Free Kaspersky AV
« on: May 06, 2010, 02:54:41 PM »
Okay geekboys, as all of you may know, when it comes to anti-viruses, Kaspersky and Nod32 lead the pack by miles.
Here's a little trick to make your Kaspersky trial version into the full product without paying a cent.
1. Install Kaspersky
2. When asked to activate the application, choose 'Activate Later'
3. Right click on Kaspersky icon in taskbar > Settings
4. Unckeck 'Enable Protection'
5. Goto Options > Uncheck 'Enable Self-Defence' and 'Disable External Service Control'
6. Goto Start > Run > regedit
7. HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE > SOFTWARE > KasperskyLab > protected > AVP9 > environment
8. Double-Click on Product Status > Edit 'Release' to 'Beta'
9. Close Registry Editor and Restart PC!
10. After restart, goto Activate > Activate Beta
Your Done!!!
Thank me with beer and poontang
Here's a little trick to make your Kaspersky trial version into the full product without paying a cent.
1. Install Kaspersky
2. When asked to activate the application, choose 'Activate Later'
3. Right click on Kaspersky icon in taskbar > Settings
4. Unckeck 'Enable Protection'
5. Goto Options > Uncheck 'Enable Self-Defence' and 'Disable External Service Control'
6. Goto Start > Run > regedit
7. HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE > SOFTWARE > KasperskyLab > protected > AVP9 > environment
8. Double-Click on Product Status > Edit 'Release' to 'Beta'
9. Close Registry Editor and Restart PC!
10. After restart, goto Activate > Activate Beta
Your Done!!!
Thank me with beer and poontang
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General Discussion / God, I hate that guy.
« on: April 30, 2010, 01:02:21 PM »
So, last night I realised how much hate I really have inside me.
I am at the casino with two colleagues, eating the free food and drinking the free alcohol at some shitty Afrikaans singer's album launch. We decide to go hit the tables cos she sucked really, really bad.
I'm not really a gambling man, cos I earn peanuts and can't afford to waste my money, so I just get chips for R20 (this even hurt my heart cos I figured I could get a beer, but they insisted that I join them.
I win R250 on my first bet at the roullette table, so I decide I have had enough and go post up at the bar. Pretty soon my two colleagues join me, each R500 poorer, so I buy them a beer. Poor bastards.
Then, some Asian chick walks in. I swear, this was the most beautiful Asian women on God's green earth.
Beautiful face and a thick body, like a black chick, in shorts so short they look like denim underwear.
I smile, she smiles, I get happy and of course I decide to pounce. I offer to buy her a drink, she says she doesn't drink but would like a cooldrink and we start talking. She tells me she's Thai, fresh off the boat.
She takes my number, I take hers and then as soon as I am about to ask her to join me for the evening out, some bummy looking white boy walks in.
Turns out he is the boyfriend and she was waiting for him. They're also engaged.
The whole time after that I catch her giving me looks and we exchange smiles, so much so that the white dude asks me what's up.
I tell him his girl is crazy hot and he says. "Yeah, that's why I'm with her." His arrogance got to me. I started hating him so much I swear I would kill him if given a chance.
Now all I've been thinking about since I woke up is how much I hate this guy and how hot this girl is.
I really wish this dude would just die.
Sorry, but I just felt like sharing this with someone.
Carry on.
I am at the casino with two colleagues, eating the free food and drinking the free alcohol at some shitty Afrikaans singer's album launch. We decide to go hit the tables cos she sucked really, really bad.
I'm not really a gambling man, cos I earn peanuts and can't afford to waste my money, so I just get chips for R20 (this even hurt my heart cos I figured I could get a beer, but they insisted that I join them.
I win R250 on my first bet at the roullette table, so I decide I have had enough and go post up at the bar. Pretty soon my two colleagues join me, each R500 poorer, so I buy them a beer. Poor bastards.
Then, some Asian chick walks in. I swear, this was the most beautiful Asian women on God's green earth.
Beautiful face and a thick body, like a black chick, in shorts so short they look like denim underwear.
I smile, she smiles, I get happy and of course I decide to pounce. I offer to buy her a drink, she says she doesn't drink but would like a cooldrink and we start talking. She tells me she's Thai, fresh off the boat.
She takes my number, I take hers and then as soon as I am about to ask her to join me for the evening out, some bummy looking white boy walks in.
Turns out he is the boyfriend and she was waiting for him. They're also engaged.
The whole time after that I catch her giving me looks and we exchange smiles, so much so that the white dude asks me what's up.
I tell him his girl is crazy hot and he says. "Yeah, that's why I'm with her." His arrogance got to me. I started hating him so much I swear I would kill him if given a chance.
Now all I've been thinking about since I woke up is how much I hate this guy and how hot this girl is.
I really wish this dude would just die.
Sorry, but I just felt like sharing this with someone.
Carry on.
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General Discussion / Jigga an DJ Khaled caught smuggling guns!
« on: April 29, 2010, 05:51:12 PM »