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Humour / Jokes / Re: The 11 Most Unintentionally Gay Rap Lyrics Ever
« on: April 25, 2008, 11:40:46 AM »

[50 cent part two "Piggy Bank"[/i]

The Lyric:
"Yayo, bring the condoms, I'm in room 203."

What He's Probably Saying:
"Dude, bring me some condoms, I'm gonna nail this chick, I'm in room 203."

What We Like To Think He's Saying:

"Dude, f*** it, let's have sex, bring condoms, I'm in room 203."

say wha?....yo this one don need no explanation....50 clearly wanna give it to Yayo man...
that nigga gay...straight up and suspicions are no more...

Humour / Jokes / Birthday rap for Mandela from his ‘friend' Eminem
« on: April 25, 2008, 11:31:21 AM »
Em will headline the 90th birthday celebrations for Nelson Mandela at someplace in June or July I aint not sure…. Other than remarrying and redivorcing Kim (his wife or ex-wife or both or what ever) and denying an addiction to painkillers (this nigga got issues) the guy is still Mandela’s favourite…… So what if he's a white American rapper famous for a psychopathic, misanthropic alter-ego who is a fan of ultraviolence? (that’s what Madiba mite say) …anyway once the heads are there, its drugs and alcohol as usual…none of  tha important stuff.” least Madiba will be among “friends”  ;D. His 70th birthday concert featured “Queen, Annie Lennox and the Specials” (I read that sum where,i aint  got a clue who these peoples is  ???). Anyway, 1 thing im for certain with is that the Spice Girls are on the menu,(Spice Girls? :o  ,Tata…these girls lost the spice long ago) but Yo…give the man what he wants ayt?….(hahaha)

Yo…I think it’s a good idea (if not a recipe for disaster) that Em is heading the celebration, clearly Madiba chose him….(I aint sure if he has heard any of Em’s joints…or the organizers did tha choosing for Tata…if he did what does that say ‘bout Madiba?...Hmmm..)
Hala bak…

Humour / Jokes / Letter from Eskom
« on: April 25, 2008, 10:06:50 AM »
Ayt…Eskom has been f***ing wit us long enough man, I’m tired of this shit….but yo, if you can beat ‘em, dis ‘em rite? I compiled (cut and pasted from the net)….a lil sum sum….of were I think Eskom’s priority regarding this whole “Load Shitting” saga lye’s … how the hell do they think we listen to sum hip hop ?, anyway….brace your selves….it might get …..Well jus give it a quick read and hala bak… 

Dear Electricity Consumer,
Just a little note to let you know we understand your anger in the   
recent price hike  & power cuts. 
But it should be noted that you have no choice.
We are a big company and you will pay what we tell you.   
You have no choice.   
We  have   the power,    you  need   the power.   
So sad,   too bad.   Sucks to be you.
We have enclosed a little picture to help  outline our response.
Have a nice day and keep those  cheques coming, loser!



Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Re: Aint none y'all better
« on: April 25, 2008, 09:03:05 AM »
Hmmm....Aint none better?.....
i aint even blinking/
keep up the wishfull thinking/

Humour / Jokes / Re: Have you ever tried to stop masturbating?
« on: January 08, 2008, 04:17:26 PM »
by the way im not single, i wank before and after sex but the empty feelin i get after the deed, nasty.

if only Trish was reading this you`d be a dead man Monk......oh by the way gues who is in the building...... INC INC INC...Hooray!!! LUZKANONZ  ;D

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