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Hot Traxxx / Re: Hip-Hop in every language

« on: June 12, 2008, 10:52:04 AM »

hmm..okaay

i needs me some japanese rap

  this is sumthing....

@Babel Rap... do the vids cum with subtitles??

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General Discussion / Re: Free Airtime for MTN Subscribers

« on: June 12, 2008, 10:48:08 AM »

i didnt buy that for a second....all your references sounded made up...denver programming centre blah blah blah....but its a nice read...

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General Discussion / Re: Your Fav Tv Commercial Advert

« on: June 12, 2008, 10:38:27 AM »

the 1st for women ad with the guys cumin frm a wedding (ithink), leave the one guy on the side of the road, keep driving the fall off a cliff 

thats a nice 1 ...
i still dig tha Coca-cola (matrix-sandwitch) add...were tha chick snaches his food and goes: "babe, ur a legend" .....

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General Discussion / Re: your BIGGEST fears

« on: June 12, 2008, 10:16:10 AM »

- Being attacked by an african clan(with face paintings, speares,shilds and shouting like   lunatics)
- Falling from a high cliff and ma parachute gets stuck.
- Being trapped in a dark cave with flesh devouring cretures.
- Being chased by Zombies (not tha slow moving 1s 4rm dawn of tha dead...fast runners)
-Reading kak AG posts.

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Re: BRUTALITY: tales of horror

« on: June 12, 2008, 10:00:35 AM »

sex ur girl in all holes including da nasal

Bis said that allready....your teeth are playing too close to other cat's work...Watch it!..

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Re: I Want My Spot Back

« on: June 12, 2008, 09:55:46 AM »

 ....thats cute man...but you got a lot of anger Crook....you need to get laid....

@J-oNE... is it tha same person?? ??

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Humour / Jokes / Re: When Hobo’s attack

« on: June 12, 2008, 09:13:04 AM »

WHAT?!?!?!? i'd f*** a hobo up if he came at me swinging punches and elbows.  i don't give a f***. i'd even f*** up a senior citizen who took a swing at me -  i'll f*** you up.

  Anger management nigga, you sick....

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Humour / Jokes / Re: When Hobo’s attack

« on: June 12, 2008, 09:01:31 AM »

Shit used to happen to me all time. back in the day, the only place get good hip-hop music was Look n Listen in Hillbrow.So every friday after school i would jet over there.Dudes started giving chase on the regular. Never caught me though.Everytime i came out,i knew exactly where they would be, and as soon as they start coming for me, i run,portable CD player in hand. LOL !!!!! Shit happened for like 3 months straight, the f***ers never even thought about at least standing outside the Look n Listen door to catch me. Everytime they would be like two blocks away. The good ol days !!!

 i think they got a kick from scaring you...

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Humour / Jokes / Re: When Hobo’s attack

« on: June 12, 2008, 08:56:48 AM »

by the time we get there we just in time to catch this bergie being kicked in his poes by 8 laaities, none older than 12... i mean they moered him with their bikes, chains, two gla** 500ml coke bottles,, yo it was ugly.
so we all left him lying in a heap in the park cos he was out cold... Moral of the story: dont f*** with lil kids.

a bit disturbing ....but halerious ....a bunch of laaities can poes moer a guy anyday...

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Re: Open mic... Er1 invited

« on: June 11, 2008, 01:12:55 PM »

anyway. the mic cant stop so lets carry on th open mic

^^^i second that.^^^

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Humour / Jokes / Re: When Hobo’s attack

« on: June 11, 2008, 01:06:49 PM »

lol u have crackin up bruh.....but biggups 4 not swinging back...their the elderly atmost...respect!

word up homeboy...its unmanly to knock out sum1 hu aint even thinking rite...

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General Discussion / Re: most important belonging to you

« on: June 09, 2008, 11:19:56 AM »

- Headfones (attached to sumting obviously..4 ma hip hop)
- rhyme book...Inspiration comes at ani instant..
- mobile (with both ma Voda N MTN sims...i gatta be reached)
- Ma gla**es...(don always wear em, but i alway have em...in connection with ma rhyme book...

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Humour / Jokes / When Hobo’s attack

« on: June 09, 2008, 11:05:17 AM »

When Hobo’s attack: By Inca

Oh shit! , I thot to maself ....”id f*** you up” the Hobo said to me…I just ignored him walked on with ma hot thang (same one from: the one, the hot thang and a broken down PC)..Before ya’ll start getting confused, the hobo came out of nowhere…started terrorising me…for no bloody reason (as if they need one) ….anyway, after ignorin him…he walked pa**…then to my shock… I heard rapid foot steps lashing towards me from behind….there we go again !…”id f*** you up” he said again rushing towards me (obviously he didn’t say it in English, don get it twisted)…yo anyway…he started swinging punches at me, ma hot thang had to make herself scares…(I was walking her to the taxis from campus)….The hobo kept swinging…he even started kicking…thanks to my quick reflexes and his empty stomach, he didn’t land a single blow… I turned and went speedy Gonzales at an instant…the moral of the story is…when hobo’s attack, you run.

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Re: Open mic... Er1 invited

« on: June 06, 2008, 11:01:50 AM »

@ INCA
danggg 
Now dats hAttt!
gosh, I wanna give you a hug for being soooOO dope!

game recognize game gal..

That 3 stars next to ya name simbolizes the amount of times you got fcked in the rap game.

Up your a** , side ways in your mouth when niggas or tired of going down SOUTH.

You picked on me, now imma step on you.

That card's so lame, calling a girl a slutty name.
Im tired of PUSSY nigga's being it, but never getting it

CAME FROM PUSSY AND LIKE THE GREAT TREK , YOU AINT NEVER GOING BACK.

GreenFag must be crushed....oh ma bad, did i say Fag?..i ment to say Fag

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General Discussion / Re: Dumbest S#it you read on AG

« on: June 06, 2008, 10:44:10 AM »

Has got to be what Rip the Jacker said about Zimbabweans.That takes the cake.

^^^^