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General Discussion / A girl in need...
« on: May 21, 2009, 03:36:18 PM »
Do any of you know of any guy who can pull of a very good Indian accent. Not Durban Indian though more the Bombay Indian accent. I am desperate, they will get paid mad money for it...
PLEASE I'm recording tomorrow 9:30 please please please...  :'(  :'(  :'(  :'(  :'(

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Politics / ANCYL at it again...
« on: April 21, 2009, 12:12:09 PM »
Johannesburg - The ANC Youth League on Tuesday called for the immediate withdrawal of the "disgusting" Nando's television and radio advertisements.

The league said the advertisements used "cheap satire" to undermine electoral politics in South Africa.

"We are fully aware that the advertisement is intended at mocking the president of the ANCYL, and in a racist fashion portrays political leaders as cartoons."

The television adverts feature a puppet named Julius - which could be a reference to ANCYL leader Julius Malema - who demands "change".

The league said it has commissioned its lawyers to investigate.

Legal advice

"While awaiting the legal advice, the ANCYL instructs the Nando's Company and those who did the advertisement to promptly withdraw the advert from all television screens and radio channels.

"If Nando's does not withdraw the adverts, the ANCYL will mobilise the people of South Africa to take militant action against Nando's and anything a**ociated with Nando's."

Nando's marketing manager Sylvester Chauke said Nando's went with the political theme because "it is what is happening in the country at the moment".

"Our advertisements are not a stab at Julius Malema at all. What is it that Nando's said in the advert that is negative about him?... If only I could have an answer to that."



LMAO... Like really. No really....

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Producers - Discussion / My First beat...
« on: April 06, 2009, 11:24:06 AM »
Thought to up it in humour but hey it's depressing not funny.. But here you go.


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@ Myth, if you laugh at me again I'ma kick your a**.   ;D  Enjoy...  tee hee

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Humour / Jokes / Please Help!
« on: March 24, 2009, 04:57:04 PM »
Does anyone have Reason or Fruity loops in a Mac version or know where I can get it? Pweez.

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General Discussion / Dear God.
« on: March 19, 2009, 04:43:19 PM »
I know I haven't been good but could you please grant me just 1 day, 1 day god with one or all these niggars.In your name. Amen.











Damn even when dirty this nigger is still fine m m m m














Be right back...

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General Discussion / Rocka gets ROBBED.
« on: March 16, 2009, 05:03:33 PM »
Gang robs Jo'burg nightclub
15/03/2009 16:11  - (SA)  
 
 
 
 

 

 

Johannesburg - Seven armed men robbed a Johannesburg nightclub on Saturday, said its owner.

The gang stormed into the Roka nightclub in Milpark, Johannesburg at 21:30, said its owner Shakir Jadoo.

He initially thought it was a police raid. "These guys looked like cops," he said. "It looked like they were doing a raid."

But then the men began a**aulting the club's 185 patrons and ordered them to lie on the floor. "They threatened to kill people," said Jadoo.

The men were armed with R-1 rifles and handguns. They grabbed an employee and demanded to see the owner.

"He didn't know where I was and they were going to shoot him - like a sacrifice - to get [me] to come out," said Jadoo.

He then came forward and took the keys to the safe from his manager. One of the robbers took him into the back and forced him to open the safe.

"I told him I was shaking, I couldn't turn the key," he said.

"He cocked his gun and said that if I didn't open the safe he was going to shoot me in the head."

The men emptied the contents of the safe and stole cellphones and wallets from the customers.

Jadoo said he was hit on the head with the butt of a pistol and punched in the kidney. The robbers also beat another patron - a man visiting from Denmark - severely on the head.

This was the third robbery at the club, which is in the 44 Stanley Road building.

On January 15, thieves used an angle-grinder to break into a drop safe, without attracting the attention of building security.
 
 
 
PS... M better be careful at the next Party People.  :o

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Politics / Shaik gets R5mil.
« on: March 04, 2009, 07:50:09 PM »
Shaik to get R5m in interest


22/01/2009 09:16
  - (SA) 

   
Johannesburg - ANC leader Jacob Zuma's ex-financial adviser Schabir Shaik will receive R5m from the state in a "secret" deal on interest earned from seized a**ets, The Star reported on Thursday.

The payment settled a dispute over who was entitled to the interest earned on R34m the state seized from Shaik, said the newspaper, quoting from papers filed with the Durban High Court.

There was R14m interest at stake and the state settled the dispute by agreeing to pay him half the money - R5m in cash while the remaining money was used to settle legal fees.

This leaves the state with R41m that will be paid into the criminal a**et recovery account.

The deal was signed late in 2008 between Shaik's lawyer and the National Director of Public Prosecutions.

One of the terms of the agreement was that it be kept secret with "no public announcements" without written approval from either party, reported The Star.

The money had gained interest since January 2006 as Shaik failed in bids to both the Supreme Court of Appeal and the Constitutional Court to overturn the forfeiture order.

Meanwhile, The Star reported that Shaik had applied to President Kgalema Motlanthe for a "reprieve and remission of the confiscated amounts", in a desperate attempt to get back the R34m confiscated from him.

Shaik is currently in jail for a 15-year-term after he was convicted of fraud and corruption, including a charge that he made corrupt payments to Zuma.

 :-X  :-X  :-X

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Humour / Jokes / SPOT THE FAKE : PG rated so no Spongy you are not allowed.
« on: February 03, 2009, 02:39:00 PM »























I think it's the cat...

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Humour / Jokes / Oh my gosh...
« on: January 14, 2009, 04:13:11 PM »



Funniest thing I've seen today...

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General Discussion / HAPPY BIRTHDAY GENERAL IN 8
« on: December 01, 2008, 09:09:24 AM »
Happy Birthday girl.... Hope you enjoy it...

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Hip Hop Events / DJ QUEST LOVE in Joburg
« on: November 27, 2008, 09:22:49 AM »




Okay I tried to make it smaller, so sorry....

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Humour / Jokes / The funniest thing I've seen today
« on: November 11, 2008, 03:28:14 PM »

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Humour / Jokes / MY FIRST TIME......
« on: October 24, 2008, 02:25:57 PM »
Okay so I decided to battle someone yesterday on the PM. But I found it to be SO much fun (not that I'm ever doing it again.. EVER) but it certainly put thing into perspective. Could never understand why e'rybody trying to battle each other... But anyways this is how it went...
ps. This was purely for entertainment purposes so please no criticism I don't think my herat can take it.   :P


What he said:

Athena. u shud know that i body niggas no doubt/
leave him hangin by the neck tongue out/
it aint no secret my killing game is on point/
last dude to step to me /left in a body bag that aint shit to me/
my body count like my paper stacked up to the ceiling
have u loose a nerve in your arm. no feeling.



my response:

Call me Baldi, that's what the other dead MCEEs call me/
Tried to resurrect your lines but that shits hit rigor mortis/
Nucca please the only work you put in is changing diapers/
Those bodybags you left behind, those niggars were just sleepin.*



he said:

rigor mortis? nyugga please. what u tryna do
kill me with big lines? / shit smells like doo do
yeah i done changed a few diapers / rather concern yourself with how low i regard your life as
cos then u know it aint a thing to put two in you / leave u deaded see your life pa**


then I said:


Oh my god, it’s hard to breath you’re killing me with whackness/
I can’t believe, a mythical god yet you still left me in blackness/
After you, it reeked of poo I had to leave with quickness/
And you know what with rhymes like those, you should call me “Your Highness.”/



THE END.

 ;D ;D

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General Discussion / I like ....
« on: October 16, 2008, 04:31:44 PM »
 Like this girl so just thought I'd share...




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General Discussion / Pretoria Tech Beat Down
« on: October 02, 2008, 05:05:00 PM »
This is why I NEVER fight outside of the comfortable confines of the internet...



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