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General Discussion / Girls,girls,Girls,girls...
« on: April 16, 2008, 03:01:57 PM »
1. All of you ain't "wifey material" so stop thinking you are. If you're a hoe continue being a hoe and be happy. Don't think suddenly because you haven't hoed in a while, you're not a hoe. No matter what, everyone remembers that you are a sleeper and will continue to treat you like one, so you might as well do you.
2. Definition of a gold-digger: Broke, low-cla** female with no scruples willing to do whatever for a check. A hoe that realized she could be paid for her services. ALSO....ladies stop playing stupid when we get to the movie theatre ticket booth...when u pay for yourself it says, Here is a woman I won't mind buying something for in the future...FREELOADING won't get your broke a** a second date!
3. If you are pretty it doesn't mean we will forgive you for everything. It means f*..k up again and you outta here. Plus your friend looks better than you anyway.
4. If you don't give head, you better start.
5. Don't get upset when you wear a tight a** outfit and every guy in the world tries to holla. It's not that you are fly or look good, it's your hoe camouflage throwin' us off.
6. What the f*..k is a pretty thug? Either you want a pretty boy or a guy thugged out. You ain't GOD! You CAN'T create your own dude.
7. There is no such thing as a freak. There are shorties who do their man proper, but that doesn't cla**ify them as a freak. It means shorty is on her job. For all those other females out there f*..king dudes in every position you know how doesn't make you a qualified freak, it makes you a well - qualified hoe.
8. Weave, press-on nails, and contacts dont make you fake. Get prettied up. Don't let them bald headed b@!ches tell you nada. You bought it, it's yours.
9. Stop that I don't give out my number shyt. It's corny and if u ain't giving me your number I'm not gonna cry. Remember, there are more females in the world than men. I'll just move on, so 1 yourself ma.
10. Shouting obscenities at a girl is perfectly all right. If you are polite when you trying to holla and she wants to act deaf, curse that b*tch out. I bet she will hear you then.
11. There is one Allen Iverson. One D'Angelo. One Jay-Z, etc... Stop calling them your husband, or looking for dudes you think resemble them. Instead look in the mirror and re-evaluate yourself. You're not the girl from the video, are you?, That's what I thought. Find yourself a nice Gerald Levert or KRS 1.
12. Saying you have to "pee" is not appealing. Racehorses "pee." Show some cla** and say, "excuse me, while I go to the ladies room."
13. Dating Older guys doesn't make you cool or more mature. Actually, it's quite sad, because all men are a**..les; the older the guy, the more experienced an a**..le.
14. If a Guy Sh*ts on your love and affection...chances is he never wanted it...so stop being a stalker.
15. FEMALES: Sex won't fix everything wrong in a relationship...But HEAD will.
16. If you think appearance doesn't matter, you're dead wrong! WE DON'T ONLY LIKE BIG TIT** AND PHAT A**! Don't get me wrong, it helps, but if you are looking like a bum...who is gonna go out theyre way to try and holla.
2. Definition of a gold-digger: Broke, low-cla** female with no scruples willing to do whatever for a check. A hoe that realized she could be paid for her services. ALSO....ladies stop playing stupid when we get to the movie theatre ticket booth...when u pay for yourself it says, Here is a woman I won't mind buying something for in the future...FREELOADING won't get your broke a** a second date!
3. If you are pretty it doesn't mean we will forgive you for everything. It means f*..k up again and you outta here. Plus your friend looks better than you anyway.
4. If you don't give head, you better start.
5. Don't get upset when you wear a tight a** outfit and every guy in the world tries to holla. It's not that you are fly or look good, it's your hoe camouflage throwin' us off.
6. What the f*..k is a pretty thug? Either you want a pretty boy or a guy thugged out. You ain't GOD! You CAN'T create your own dude.
7. There is no such thing as a freak. There are shorties who do their man proper, but that doesn't cla**ify them as a freak. It means shorty is on her job. For all those other females out there f*..king dudes in every position you know how doesn't make you a qualified freak, it makes you a well - qualified hoe.
8. Weave, press-on nails, and contacts dont make you fake. Get prettied up. Don't let them bald headed b@!ches tell you nada. You bought it, it's yours.
9. Stop that I don't give out my number shyt. It's corny and if u ain't giving me your number I'm not gonna cry. Remember, there are more females in the world than men. I'll just move on, so 1 yourself ma.
10. Shouting obscenities at a girl is perfectly all right. If you are polite when you trying to holla and she wants to act deaf, curse that b*tch out. I bet she will hear you then.
11. There is one Allen Iverson. One D'Angelo. One Jay-Z, etc... Stop calling them your husband, or looking for dudes you think resemble them. Instead look in the mirror and re-evaluate yourself. You're not the girl from the video, are you?, That's what I thought. Find yourself a nice Gerald Levert or KRS 1.
12. Saying you have to "pee" is not appealing. Racehorses "pee." Show some cla** and say, "excuse me, while I go to the ladies room."
13. Dating Older guys doesn't make you cool or more mature. Actually, it's quite sad, because all men are a**..les; the older the guy, the more experienced an a**..le.
14. If a Guy Sh*ts on your love and affection...chances is he never wanted it...so stop being a stalker.
15. FEMALES: Sex won't fix everything wrong in a relationship...But HEAD will.
16. If you think appearance doesn't matter, you're dead wrong! WE DON'T ONLY LIKE BIG TIT** AND PHAT A**! Don't get me wrong, it helps, but if you are looking like a bum...who is gonna go out theyre way to try and holla.