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Geek Section / Re: Geek Heads...Please help!!!

« on: June 01, 2010, 06:10:01 PM »

I switch on my computer...It sounds on but everything else is dead ie Monitor, keyboard, Mouse etc.

...I decide to take out the newly installed RAM and restart...DEAD!!!

it seems like you guys missed this part.

Yeah this is where i'm sittin right now...not really worried about software coz i can get it.

ma shit wont even start now yo...this is bull shit...

I backed up all my music, movies, pron, work etc so that's safe atleast...

 

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Geek Section / Geek Heads...Please help!!!

« on: June 01, 2010, 09:01:18 AM »

sup!

So I just installed windows 7 and everything is peachy...OS looks beatiful and is mos def gon impress the bishes...But then I notice that some of my programs have disappeared, most notable being MS Project and my sound drivers, this upsets me coz I need that shit for work...anyway I get over it coz i'm still chuffed with my windows7 and all the bishes i'ma impress...

Anyway long story short, I decide to install some RAM that a homie of mine hooked me up with, while doin this I notice a dust build up on my CPU fan, so I remove it clean it, Re-install everything properly and close the case...

I switch on my computer...It sounds on but everything else is dead ie Monitor, keyboard, Mouse etc.

I open it again and check if everything is istalled correctly, and it is...However the only thing that seems to be working is the damn CPU fan...I decide to take out the newly installed RAM and restart...DEAD!!!

PLEASE HELP!!!

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Humour / Jokes / Re: New Jack the L catcher

« on: May 31, 2010, 12:12:30 PM »

New Jack  was caught in a roadblock because the L sign on his car was not visible enough!!!

Ha ha ha the nucca been drivin for 4 years and still has an L sign on the window...even has one on the windscreen just so you know who's behind ya!!!

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General Discussion / Re: I think we have roten Governments in Africa

« on: May 31, 2010, 10:43:18 AM »

This is africa...TIA!!!

This kinda reminds me of that tune by K'Naan...

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General Discussion / Re: The cum-free orgasm

« on: May 27, 2010, 04:01:13 PM »

Lies and desception...The only way to do this is "Pound and withdraw" even so after three or four times of doin this, you wont be able to resist the urge to "BBBBBBBUST A NUT"

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General Discussion / Re: The real "Rick Ross" To Sue Rapper Rick Ross Over Name

« on: May 25, 2010, 02:39:16 PM »

nc nc nc...the music we listen to & the crackers that make it.SMH!

so what's he gon say? "He stole my drug dealing persona and is using it to make millions"?

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Politics / Re: Africa Day

« on: May 25, 2010, 02:36:21 PM »

That aint even the half of what these crackers have done to us.

Happy Africa Day brothers and sisters.

I'm sayin...

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Hot Traxxx / Re: Are Japanese doing Mzansi music??

« on: May 25, 2010, 02:22:04 PM »

Sounds nice though...Eve's fine too...

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Humour / Jokes / Re: Touareg the train driver

« on: May 25, 2010, 02:12:59 PM »

LMAO!!! Crazy nuccas...

None o yall is alowed on the Pimpton Express & I'll slap a bish..._{unless ofcause you have a Rizzla or Weed or Fish Gap or Nice Tits or Unknown Baby Dady...
If you have all of the above, You automatically qualify for VIP.}

lol

Better recodnize nucca...my shit is equiped with a GPS navigation system...really dont need that shit & it dont work either but it impresses bishes...

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General Discussion / Re: What happened to that/them nigga (s)

« on: May 25, 2010, 01:54:09 PM »

Domino?

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Humour / Jokes / Re: Touareg the train driver

« on: May 25, 2010, 01:39:55 PM »

LMAO!!! Crazy nuccas...

None o yall is alowed on the Pimpton Express & I'll slap a bish..._{unless ofcause you have a Rizzla or Weed or Fish Gap or Nice Tits or Unknown Baby Dady...
If you have all of the above, You automatically qualify for VIP.}

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Humour / Jokes / Re: Touareg the train driver

« on: May 25, 2010, 11:28:27 AM »

The transnet boss says as an intern Touareg refused to work at the hind carriage because he says, "real niggas dont ride from behind"

LMAO!! You's a silly nucca RR

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General Discussion / Re: The truth according to I, Lucifer

« on: May 25, 2010, 08:49:39 AM »

Khanyi Mbau is ugly yo!  fo reall!

She actually isn't hey, she just puts too much make up on. I bumped into her once and she didn't have any make-up on and she looked pretty cool.

on an ugly scale of 1 to 10, 1 being not too ugly and 10 being slap your mama ugly, where would you place her?

I'd say -3

Nah...I think she just a'ight...I'd give her a 5
I'd hit once and never call...

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Humour / Jokes / Re: Discrimination

« on: May 21, 2010, 03:44:26 PM »

Hosh naaiers.

wat does this mean? particularly 'hosh' coz i think i understand 'naaiers'

Zizinto zamaqheya nabantu abangenangqondo maan ezi, suzihoya kakhulu...

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General Discussion / Re: Blaklez 10 seconds to showtime

« on: May 21, 2010, 02:14:51 PM »

I recommend you hit him up on facebook and insult all the people he holds dear to him.

lol cosign...