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General Discussion / Re: Jay-Lee VS Wildcandy
« on: September 17, 2008, 11:05:21 AM »
Don't understand why niggers gotta get involved in cat fights, unless ofcourse their woman is involved...Yeses Cash what's wrong with you man??? 
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General Discussion / Re: your expectations on mad rappers album
« on: September 09, 2008, 08:21:09 AM »
I've seen a lot of talented MC's out there throwing the towl early and waisting their talent because of the knocks they get from other seemingly less talented rappers, I'm not saying we have any of those here, and i'm not saying mad rapper is talented either(I havent heard any of his music, so i have no basis to judge)
What i am however saying is that, before we knock a young hustler out of the ring, lets see what he can do.One thing you can not deny obout the young cat is that he's an interesting character (in a funny, sometimes annoying kindda way)
What i am however saying is that, before we knock a young hustler out of the ring, lets see what he can do.One thing you can not deny obout the young cat is that he's an interesting character (in a funny, sometimes annoying kindda way)
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Politics / Re: Mbalula in manhood cla**
« on: September 08, 2008, 03:30:17 PM »Aw sorry love I'll try to keep it English from now on... And I forgot to tell Nathan I was kidding my bad.
I believe we all wanna learn and it'll be nyc to also have the english subtitles for those of us who are not that familiar with the Xhosa language.... I know some things are better and nicer wen said in our languages.... but we are all one big fam here and we shouldn't start isolating each other by languages...
its all love...
Uvakele nto yakuthi, sithi ngxe kulondawo
you've been head thing from our place,we are saying sorry in that place
*damn this takes too long*
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Motoring Forum / Re: Your Motivation for being rich
« on: September 08, 2008, 03:15:51 PM »
I just wanna live a confortable life and be able to provide my family with everything they need...
Hot women...got one... dont need another...
Hot women...got one... dont need another...
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Politics / Re: OH! noo! Zapiro Takes shots at JZ & ANC
« on: September 08, 2008, 02:41:54 PM »
Saw this while i was sitting at a local watering hole with some of my buddies, who also happen to be huge Zuma fans(for some reason), showed it to them...and the looks on their faces...cla**ic...
Zapiro for President...
Zapiro for President...
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Producers - Discussion / Re: What if?
« on: September 08, 2008, 02:09:16 PM »
The Piano... Definately Piano, love that instrument...
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Politics / Re: Mbalula in manhood cla**
« on: September 08, 2008, 01:44:57 PM »Kanti lonke elixesha i ANC-YL ibiphethwe ngumnqundu weKwekwe...Yeses
Inoba izotsh'ibadle lantwana
SMH. Oksalayo ebe yi phethe ke iYouth League with i polo-neck yakhe. Cacile it make no difference cause nabo o Mbeki bolukile kodwa banezinmbo bona kuqala.
O.K. Baldi please humour me for a second and compare izimbo zikaMbeki vs J.Z. + Mbalula + that other new polo-neck wearing dumb f*** whats his name again....Malema
Lets ignore Vavi...He's just an idiot...
Clearly it does matter
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Politics / Re: Mbalula in manhood cla**
« on: September 08, 2008, 12:38:33 PM »
Kanti lonke elixesha i ANC-YL ibiphethwe ngumnqundu weKwekwe...Yeses
Inoba izotsh'ibadle lantwana
Inoba izotsh'ibadle lantwana
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General Discussion / Re: I DECLARE WAR ON YOU
« on: September 04, 2008, 01:20:19 PM »
Gotta admit, I'm gonna miss the mad rapper, His posts really crack me up...no pun intended...
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General Discussion / Re: SO SEXY
« on: August 26, 2008, 12:30:18 PM »I cry sometimes when the beer runs out and the women are still ugly.
^LOL
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General Discussion / Re: SO SEXY
« on: August 26, 2008, 12:16:19 PM »
Nothing sexier than a confident woman, Regardless of looks.
Someone who knows herself, and what she's about and can express this without saying a word...
Someone who knows herself, and what she's about and can express this without saying a word...
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General Discussion / 2 the Ladies-Men Rules
« on: August 26, 2008, 11:12:51 AM »
A friend mailed me this the other day, so I thought I’d school the ladies a bit.
We Always hear Rules from the female side, Now here are some rules from the Male side- Ladies Shush now cla** is in session!!!
Breasts are for looking at, and that’s why we do it, don’t try to change that…
Learn to work the toilet seat, You’re a big girl now, If its up, Put it down. We need it up, You need it down, You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down…
Saturday = Sport = Booze, Its like fool moon or changing of the tides, Let it be…
Shopping is not a sport…And NO we are never gonna think of it that way
Crying is blackmail.
Ask for what you want, Lets be clear on this one…
-Subtle hints don’t work
-Strong hints don’t work
-Obvious hints don’t work
-Just say it
“Yes” and “No” are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it, That’s what we do,
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for…
A headache that lasts 17 months is a problem, See a doctor…
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument, In fact all comment become null and void after 7 days. (that’s a week by the way)
If you think you’re fat, You probably are…Don’t ask us
If something we said can be interpreted can be interpreted 2 ways, and one of them makes you sad or angry…We meant the other way
You can either ask us to do something…Or tell us how you want it done…Not both
-If you already know best how to do it, Just do it yourself god damn it.
Whenever possible, say whatever you have to say during commercials
Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we
All men see only 16 colours, Kinda like windows default settings…
-Peach for example is a fruit
-Pumpkin is also a fruit
-We have no idea what Mauve is
If it itches…It will be scratched, We do that.
If we ask what is wrong, and you say “Nothing”, We will act like nothing is wrong, You see, we know you’re lying but its just not worth the ha**le
If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear(Law of the universe, we did not create that)
When we have to go somewhere, Absolutely anything you wear is fine….4 REAL
Don’t ask what we are thinking about, unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as
-Sex
-Sport
-Cars
-3Sum with one of your girlfriends, etc...
You have enough clothes...
1. You have too many shoes...
I’m in shape, Round is a shape...
The end result of some of the thing I say or do is me having to sleep on the couch, But do you know that men really don’t mind that…Its like camping.
Cla** Dismissed!!!
We Always hear Rules from the female side, Now here are some rules from the Male side- Ladies Shush now cla** is in session!!!
Breasts are for looking at, and that’s why we do it, don’t try to change that…
Learn to work the toilet seat, You’re a big girl now, If its up, Put it down. We need it up, You need it down, You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down…
Saturday = Sport = Booze, Its like fool moon or changing of the tides, Let it be…
Shopping is not a sport…And NO we are never gonna think of it that way
Crying is blackmail.
Ask for what you want, Lets be clear on this one…
-Subtle hints don’t work
-Strong hints don’t work
-Obvious hints don’t work
-Just say it
“Yes” and “No” are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it, That’s what we do,
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for…
A headache that lasts 17 months is a problem, See a doctor…
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument, In fact all comment become null and void after 7 days. (that’s a week by the way)
If you think you’re fat, You probably are…Don’t ask us
If something we said can be interpreted can be interpreted 2 ways, and one of them makes you sad or angry…We meant the other way
You can either ask us to do something…Or tell us how you want it done…Not both
-If you already know best how to do it, Just do it yourself god damn it.
Whenever possible, say whatever you have to say during commercials
Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we
All men see only 16 colours, Kinda like windows default settings…
-Peach for example is a fruit
-Pumpkin is also a fruit
-We have no idea what Mauve is
If it itches…It will be scratched, We do that.
If we ask what is wrong, and you say “Nothing”, We will act like nothing is wrong, You see, we know you’re lying but its just not worth the ha**le
If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear(Law of the universe, we did not create that)
When we have to go somewhere, Absolutely anything you wear is fine….4 REAL
Don’t ask what we are thinking about, unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as
-Sex
-Sport
-Cars
-3Sum with one of your girlfriends, etc...
You have enough clothes...
1. You have too many shoes...
I’m in shape, Round is a shape...
The end result of some of the thing I say or do is me having to sleep on the couch, But do you know that men really don’t mind that…Its like camping.
Cla** Dismissed!!!
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General Discussion / Re: SUMMER CLa**ES FOR MEN, HURRY UP AND REGISTER
« on: August 25, 2008, 03:37:23 PM »im all good kuzin..
ey man, i need this.. i have major issues, the support groups and presentations and demonstrations will prbably go a long way in ridding me of this attitude i have towards some stuff..
Is pron and jerking off dogs one of them?
hey man, the dog jerking off stuff was fun while it lasted, but u know a nucc gotta upgrade to bigger things.. im tryin to read up on circumcision now, see if i cnt take up being a traditional surgeon as a part time hobby..
So u like touching other men's/boys penises???
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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / Re: BRUTALITY: tales of horror
« on: August 12, 2008, 11:41:40 AM »
@187... Too dope bro, word of advice though.Its a thin line between extreme creativity and insanity man
Just dont let that shit get too much into your head and start looking for inspiration in the wrong places bro. other than that BIG-UP, You got talent
Just dont let that shit get too much into your head and start looking for inspiration in the wrong places bro. other than that BIG-UP, You got talent