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General Discussion / Re: Random Thoughts

« on: November 03, 2010, 01:16:27 PM »

when its all said and done i think I am afriad of women.

there is girl at the office i think I  am in love with her, but I dunno what to do...

I HAVE NO CLUE! .. but i think talking to her would be a start but shit how, HOW what do I say..

we have worked together for more than 6months I have never not once greeted her, so why ALL of a sudden should I.

AMBUSH is the only way....I know where the toilet is on our floor she must use the toilet sometime...Ambush..straight up bump into her coffee in hand and ALL..

Kamakazi style .. i can't live this!

Office nyam is nice when its *sort of* random, like say after a cristmas party and everyone's drunk and it just sort of happens...

But a full on relationship??? Wouldnt recommend...Shit gets weird after a break up...even during the relationship...I seen it with my own eyes bro!

You spend the night together, then drive to work together, then lunch together...and...and...and...

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General Discussion / JayZ, Buffett & Forbes Interview

« on: October 18, 2010, 04:10:06 PM »

Checked this out a coupla weeks ago, Made for an interesting read so I thought I'd share...

Some of the cats I respect!!

http://www.forbes.com/forbes/2010/1011/rich-list-10-omaha-warren-buffett-jay-z-steve-forbes-summit-interview.html

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General Discussion / Re: Male Rape.....of the good kind

« on: October 18, 2010, 03:31:56 PM »

Yeah this nucca briCk is the truth yo...
Even managed to f*** with RR's mind fro 1.300Km away!

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General Discussion / Re: AMASIKO NEZITHETHE NEENDLELA ZOKUZIPHATHA KWAXHOSA

« on: October 18, 2010, 02:29:37 PM »

Yiman...

Sizoyalwa kwi internet ngok'?

Will check it out just out of curiosity...Kodwa ke kuzofuneka ndazi uba ngubani umbhali, elithatha phi ugunya lokuxelela isizwe ngendlela emaliziphathe ngayo...

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Producers - Discussion / Re: LEFT ALONE.... Soon to be OUT!

« on: September 28, 2010, 05:20:13 PM »

Dude, if those are the only three cheeses you've ever had, you seriously need to step your culinary game up.

Those are like the stepsons of cheese. Cinderella before the fairy godmother...

Try some new shit.

Nah Pyro I might have had more than those...Just never botherd asking "What kinda cheese is that, Where is it from" type shit...

If I like a particular cheese in a particular dish...I just order that dish...Kabish?

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General Discussion / Re: LOBOLA

« on: September 28, 2010, 05:10:15 PM »

no broad would ever get me to kill myself

That's what they all say nucca...That's what they all say...

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Producers - Discussion / Re: LEFT ALONE.... Soon to be OUT!

« on: September 28, 2010, 05:06:43 PM »

I digs me some Scooters pizza...Hate it when they ask how many cheezes you want though, Always say tripple just so I dont sound cheap...Meat supreme, thin base...Yeah that's the shyiiit...

The f*** ya'll know so many cheeze names?
I only know about 3...Gauda, Cheddar and that Motzerela(sp) anything else is absolutely irrelevant...

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General Discussion / Re: LOBOLA

« on: September 28, 2010, 04:37:45 PM »

Thiis cat I met in bloem paid lobola for his girlfriend, i think it as R15k. the girl then gets pregnant by another dude. girlfriend insists of keeping the baby. dude then killed himself.

now, how dude got hooked up the cash. he borrowed money from two different people. He told the first one that he needs money to open up another hair salon which they will jointly own, i dont know what he told the second one. first one gave him R10000 the other one paid R5000 i guess. both these people were his other girlfriends.

I was told the story of his pa**ing and why he committed suicide all at once. imagine being said at first hearing that someone you know died then at the end when being told how he died you find yourself bursting out with laughter.

That girl ended up going for abortion and also went to the dudes funeral.

Yo RR that's a f***ed up story homie...f*** around these bishes and catch a suicide yo!

DAMN!!! Some nuccas is stupid for real though...

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General Discussion / Re: LOBOLA

« on: September 27, 2010, 01:45:51 PM »

So, does it mean that when I did finish paying Lobola you are my property and I can do with you as I please?

At 20-65K a pop...Damn straight...Plus you dont get a refund for faulty goods homes...No guarantee what so ever!!

Joking!!!

Nah dude you make it sound like a slave trade...You cant own a person...

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General Discussion / Re: LOBOLA

« on: September 27, 2010, 12:22:16 PM »

well it differers from Nation to Nation.

This Pedi broad told me all they want in they culture is 2cows..

You sure she wasnt talkin about gettin a chick pregnant out of wedlock?

2 cows would sound about right for that purpose...

On the real though...Is Lobola still relevant these days?
I mean I've heard stories of chicks payin their own lobola...Through the guy off cause.

So if women can afford to that nower days...Does that not take away the relevance of the practice? Do women nower days even want lobola paid for them?

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General Discussion / Re: LOBOLA

« on: September 27, 2010, 11:53:23 AM »

I got a bill of 25K

in 2003.


A cow that cost 5k 7 years ago cost about 8-9K now.


65K sounds about right!

65K???

That's bull shit...I'm gettin me a coloured chick...
bleks are over rated...

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General Discussion / Re: The boot thread

« on: September 23, 2010, 09:32:39 AM »

aye brick. whyyou keeping qouting my posts all the time cat? cmon this is getting kinda weird. u been following my shit since last week why dont u just pm me, invite me on fb and mxit,follow me on twitter, view my myspace page man? huh?

its like u dont have anything else to do on ag. this is not funny so please halt your gayness before i sign out of this site. ur level of gayness is incredible!

anyway i dont rock boots, i wear sneakers only!

Mxelele Boss!!!!

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General Discussion / Re: Job sector board?!

« on: September 21, 2010, 02:50:29 PM »

But RR even if its Gmail which I agree with you doesnt seem legit at all...... BUT the worst that could happen is that you dont get a response.... and u lose ziltch

not really the worst is that they steal my CV format to get themselves a job.

Steal a CV format??? Hey use it, dont use it....
Didnt even notice that shyt was gmail...someone sent it to me & I just fowarded...

Zethembe is 100% though.

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General Discussion / Re: Indian Girls

« on: September 21, 2010, 02:30:22 PM »

im suprized that there are guys who stress about hoe-picking ways. like isnt that shit supposed to happen randomly? i dunno man, most of my planned hoe-picking mission ended in vain. so if im interested in a chick i just fix my breath and face..........and approach. no planning and shit!

Aye...! not everyone is a super star or a pink lipped pretty boy..so we don't lick our finger tips and fix our eyebrows
and speak reckless...

we hunt and wait till the prey is cornered or tired then we strike thats what hunters...me are not models!

And calling a spade a spade is unfortunate...if you try and offer a Rasta sister a hunters or meat you aint going
anywhere...i say truth is truth...offer the Rastafarian sister your ears, water and ask if she partakes in the holy Herb and you have a base to talk...

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...not Boss...he licks his lips and talks reckless and 20minutes later he
got locks in his face while he hits it from Behind!


If i see an uppity slut, i watch what she is drinking how she drinking and try to crete someone incident where i can converse with her...

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...not Boss he blows his nose and talks Recless and 20minutes later he got
Louis Verttun(sp)Panties in his face while he hits it from the back

If i see a mature lady..I would wlk to her smile and as to borrow her time for a while because I have something I would like to bounce off her!

BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...Not Boss...he just speaks reckless next thing you know her two piece suit on the floor, her Bodice in his face while he hits from the back!
 

...hate the game nyukka, whats even more dissapointing is that you dont learn, Boss said he also checks his breadth...thats y that endomint is a must have...all the time. Next time when u c a chick u like, just look 4 that XXX strong pack and 4get about strategy,that for rookies!

eeeeeeeer! I guess different strokes for different folks..but any nigga that eats breath mints before speaking to a woman has bigger problems.. GINGIVITIS is not a an alcoholic beverage!

^^^

From my limited experience, different women require different approaches...eg: The quiet, church going interlectual would require a different approach to the loud, house music bumping party freak no matter how Panic feels about it...And as someone said earlier...you find these different types of women in every race, However realistically speaking....The fact that they are from a different race does require a slight change in approach because as much as they might be the same kind in character, the mind set is not neccessarily the same...

Customise, Adopt...Nyam!!! Yes you CAN

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General Discussion / Re: Girls And Shoes??????

« on: September 21, 2010, 12:53:26 PM »

yo, we need more females in here.

people, get on Facebook and spread the word. recruit!

I'm sayin yo!