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General Discussion / Trendy BEE sharez?

« on: September 16, 2010, 09:47:37 AM »

Anyone knows somebody who bought these shares that ussually go for R2000.00 and such? are there any returns or do they suddenly lose value just before you can retrive your money? Im asking this cos I heard MTN is selling and SASOL also sold some of their shares.

But theres restrictions on selling your portion before 3/5 years

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General Discussion / Thuggin h0s

« on: August 06, 2010, 09:24:40 AM »

Uhmm u know them, the deadly pretty women who'll take your shit when u are not looking....I have been relieved mostly of hard cashh this past month (u kno us hundrednaires like 2 leave money lying around the house)....the last one was so pitiful cos she stole my hundred rand when i was in the shower....I came back....looked at my wallet and realised that she took it

man I hate thugginhos....what have u gotten robbed of lately??

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Humour / Jokes / I wanna sell my artwork!!!

« on: August 03, 2010, 04:07:16 PM »

So I drew a picc of an AG members life no homo*3 cos the ppl in the painting are topless



























anyone buying??

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General Discussion / Retards............

« on: June 28, 2010, 10:44:53 AM »

....lets have an IQ test for anyone who wants to have kids........

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General Discussion / Ls accumulated

« on: June 22, 2010, 11:33:44 AM »

Okay by now we know that AG is a place of winners [everone earns 600k, their cars are paid off and they booty-call Alicia Keys loolike every weekend :-[]].

but lets be real....a lot of us are dying to pullout all the Ls we have accumulated over the years (Hurt locker??)....this thread  does not condone self-ether but urges everyone to come outta their online "image"......you know deep down you've had a Rama moment in real......Illl go first:

When I was 9 I had this hawt cousin (no incest, slightly older than me) whom I liked teasing....so Im from the shop (had cone icecream in hand) and what happened changed my life 4eva, I started callin her by her aka which she hated.....she acted calm and called me....put her hands around my neck and by then I light up .....thats when she went Bang!!! on my nether regions with her knee and I swear i have never experienced pain like that before or after ......cone dropped and I wa**  :'(as she kept going about her bizzz.......

I still see her to this day and this incident has neva been discussed, sometimes I wanna get even and uppercut the bishh.....so addd on to your rama_moments I know every1 has one

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Media / Online Hustling......

« on: May 14, 2009, 12:40:03 PM »

Ehhy guys, I've been on a strong husttle for a Job in the last 2 months, I registerd my CV with various online career centre where companies advertise posts.......I even uploaded my cv on companies corporate websites (they a feature where they allow you to upload your particulars)

I'm starting to think online job hunting is a scam, I mean hardly any of thee niggas holla back....do you know someone who got his first gig via online advertising? Or do you think its better to go knocking door-to-door for this isht??

NB! I think maybe no one really wants  fresh graduates, if it wasnt for governmental policy....they'd go ahead and employ experienced personell only

Yesses ke tshaba go pharama ko loxion....thusang bafwetho

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General Discussion / My light skinned niggas :D

« on: December 11, 2008, 04:48:50 AM »

So uhhm we were having this heated argument with my Sudanese cats abt the origin of the light skineed African. Where do they come from??

I'm light skinned myself, so this is no way a hate thread,shap. My argument was that if u check most parts of the world....its hard to come across a homogeneous race of ppl because of what the british did, and I contextualized it in SA.....for instance dont u think the emergence of the light skinned ppl is proof of a white chromosome that was spread by the Brits (no 'cism) in years yonder??

But my peeps keep trying to say nahh our complexion is more climate_dependent than it is gene_dependent. As in originally there where Africans with a fairer complexion than others due to their geographical positioning. That argumenta might stand but that is to imply that we evolved further to balance the effects of climate.......then why did some of us not "evolve" to the fairer complexions???

so whats your take AG??Did I just concede an own goal trying to argue this??

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General Discussion / The Church thread!

« on: October 05, 2008, 08:10:08 AM »

Pastor dollar bills in the hizo!!!!!!

*Sprinkles holy water to keep mad rappist out*

So tell me folks whats the craziest/funniest isht u seen @ church??Besides the funny 90s hats.

Family church was St. Johns apostolic,crazy folks I tell u.The service starts at 9 am till 3pm, so one time it was this old deacons turn to preach "Ntate Sqala"....dude just stood up and said "Yesses la tena, problem ke gore le rera sebaka, nna ke tshwerwe ke tlala"

translation "Damn u dudes preached fo a long time, now I'm f***en hungry".......but yahh whats ur craziest church experience??.....will add more later

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Sports Arena / If I was president

« on: September 06, 2008, 10:52:30 PM »

...Of Safa......Bafana would have won easily won Saturdays game...........give the nigerian team SA IDs, then they'd have enough reason to help us score goal....I thought SAFA was filled with collared gangsters. I mean if they can deal diamonds how hard is it to deal a game???Shit, I'm pissed

On second thought......maybe every1 is saving up 4 the world Cup.....we need to buy it

*Shoutouts to Mad raper.....whats up hommie?I c u stole my shine as AGs most hated on noob*

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Hot Traxxx / Uthini ngo Pro

« on: July 07, 2008, 01:36:17 PM »

Damn this nigga is killin that ish....anyone heard Prokid__Uthini ngo Pro??If u havnt u can check it on youtube, I'm getting the album soon

This jam is hwat and really laid back,shit is hip hop........

"...zo heda mabullete ayi_two phindu chest_trap umhlaba..." Pro took it back to the hood

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Humour / Jokes / Cash Meets Dpleezy

« on: July 03, 2008, 02:35:18 PM »

We all know it wont go like:

Cash: Hey Dpleazy u stuck in the past homie, the newschool is here for the takeover....Its that CRAAAACKKKKKK!!

Dpleazy: Yeah homie lets go get some bishes, but we wont be bumping that Macdonald cloned shit u call music

*Huggs*

vote or die....................

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General Discussion / Is it just me?

« on: July 03, 2008, 10:50:04 AM »

It seems the OG female posters were nasty, I just read the infamous Deacion thread and I cant help noticing how nasty these freaks were, when did they start acting "refined and cla**y"? cos lately they post really "deep poems" and have social commentry and so forth.....but if u read the old threads u'll c them for what they are.....reformed hoes

this is not a beef thread, just an obsevation, I wonder how many male posters on AG got to hit that, cos damn its seems like they were giving out the puss like it was a feeding scheme......discuss





*Secretly waits for some1 to make SASKIA_like offer*

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General Discussion / Monopoly LOVE

« on: June 30, 2008, 11:43:11 AM »

For all who dont know my name, I'd like to officially introduce myself:



Now mortals, I am here to exorcise the gay culture that seems so predominant in AG. Firstly I command all posters who like to tickle Cash and his queers balls to post here....we are tired of reading about how wack or cute his Monopoly is......from now on anything about the monopoly goes here......If you dont take heed of this command....welll

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General Discussion / I post like an AG veteran

« on: June 27, 2008, 12:43:35 PM »

Hi I'm new here and I couldnt help noticing how AG veterans post their arguments "desertation style".....I mean something that could have been summarised to "f*** u I'm the man" becomes :

i think whats killing hiphop is the lack of flexibility from the conformists! thy want hiphop to always be what it was at a particular point in time! but hiphop is a movement! it cant stand still.
we all gotta keep it movin! bt yo much respect man for engaging with me and at least hearin me out cos most cats get all religous when i speak, n act like im satan n they angels(right vs wrong).

we cannot continue to discuss hiphop in that manner!
lets jus learn from each other!


@ DPLANET!

yo Dog, i love simple non scientific lyrics! ive always preferred listening to Pac than a nigga like GZA.
I dig LL Cool J's lyrics rather than Canibus
Diddy rather than KRS.
Ricky Ross or Plies rather than Lupe Fiasco!
I dont see anything wrong with cats havin diff tastes. dont act like UR TASTE OR PREFERENCE IS THE ONE ERRBODY ELSE SHUD ALSO HAVE!!!!!

If my daughter wrote those rhymes id say WELL DONE too, cos that'd be ENCOURAGEMENT! n id never say anything to break my daughter down!

and D,u not readin the rhymes man! u jus attackin a nigga!

it says Gimme dat deal,lemme eat.....dude is merely expressing to u how he feels, like Gimme a chance so i can eat,pay my bills,buy my girl sum wheels,become a better person financially.....thats ASPIRATIONAL MAN! comin from a now 19yr old young hustla at the point in his life where we all had to start learnin to stand on our own two n become THE PROVIDER. I think thats very lyrical man.

n the second part K.E.w. P.I.D thats me.....
Man i remember when we was at Catwalk a while back n they was askin fo ID's n shit! We jus put sum paper in the bouncers hand,rolled in! Got accompanied into VIP! Errbody was lookin at us man! STUNTIN! Paparazzi snappin! n they was askin WHO THE f*** IS THESE NIGGAS!!! those lines jus take me back there man! Before Crackboys popped off!!!

Its sum real shit!

ps.ballin is also RELATIVE!
I BALL wit my fresh new AIR FORCES i jus copped this weekend! IM BALLIN! f*** a mansion! i got my high tops n my lows ALL WHITE! im ballin!!!!!
We gon be rockin dem new CRACKBOYS TEES! BAAALLIN!!!!!
when im in the mall,shoppin wit my girl! WE BALLIN!!!!!
We doin what we luv,havin fun,makin money,biuldin a fan base!!!
WE BALLIN!!!!
when we in the club n every chick in VIP in the club got a Crackboys DVD in they hand! BALLIN!
it dont get no realer than that man!