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General Discussion / so is this shit for real?

« on: October 06, 2009, 11:42:58 PM »

so is this for realla or its some internet lie?

"africasgateway.com Estimated Worth $32813.5 USD by websiteoutlook"

so whilst we out here sweating our a**es and telling each other to suck genitals and all that nasty stuff milk si somewhere in the caribbeans sipping crystal with a bunch of brazilian hoes ma**aging his body. WTF!!!

this dude must be laughing his a** off, depleezy is you guys making a profit out of us and not telling us/me?

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Hot Traxxx / i dont care wha yall saying about drake but this track is a f***ing heat

« on: October 06, 2009, 10:49:26 PM »

drake feat trey songz. dont have a joint to upload, any volunteer?


drake killed all ur fav rappers on this one

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General Discussion / look what this site is doing to your friends

« on: October 02, 2009, 04:36:53 PM »

i laughed my a** off after i saw some mofo sending his broad airtime, lucky for me it was a voadacom voucher, qucikly clicked it in and walla my phone was 29 bucks rich and i hasd to laugh my a** off. dig the site yourself and tell me this is not the site your chick is usiong to send sms's coz ill find it and make the f***ing fun of you.


guess this is what they mean when people are warned of freebies
http://www.mahalasms.co.za/index.php?web/doSendSms


lol

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General Discussion / GTFOH!!!!

« on: October 02, 2009, 04:24:53 PM »

In an interview with the Mail & Guardian newspaper, he said he wanted to unite 23 right-wing organisations under one umbrella in order to take the fight of "the free Afrikaner" to the International Court of Justice in the Hague.

He said he had been inundated with calls to reactivate his movement.

"The circumstances in the country demanded it. The white man in South Africa is realising that his salvation lies in self-government in territories paid for by his ancestors."
But taking up arms to secure its own republic was not an option.

"For now there are other options we have to exercise first. We have a strong case to take to the United Nations," said Terre'Blanche, citing a list of land deals between the Voortrekkers and "black kings" in the 18th century.

"We haven't decided on the lawyers that will take up our cause. We might even get Johann Kriegler," he added.

Terre'Blanche's AWB was a force to be reckoned with in the 1980s and 1990s, but support has dwindled, and even more so after his jail time for a**aulting a black petrol attendant and the attempted murder of a security guard.

He refused to disclosed the AWB's current membership.

"It is strategic. You do not disclose your spies in a cold war," said Terre'Blanche.




and i thought apartheid ended years ago, THis dude is a bum.............SMGDH

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General Discussion / do you hit back at your angry chick?

« on: September 30, 2009, 05:08:13 PM »

ive never been slapped by a chick im dating, one broad tried to stab me with a potato pillar but i managed to stop her, it was back in 2005. so im thinking, to all you guys out there that have easily angered and high tempered women. what happens when she slaps you on your face, like do you stand in front of her and pretend not to hear hardness of her scratchy hands cremating your facial blood vessels or do you immediately strike back with a fist of legend after she slaps you?

im eager to experience a chick's slap and im skeptical if i would let it slide, i dont have time to give away KO's to angry women, but then again as a responsible man im supposed to understand that an angry women medicine is to allow her put her hands on your face, its the general code of being caring right?

im not that too forgiving and enduring any form of physical harm is not my thing. ive seen man, grown man being bicthslapped by women and ive seen small amounts of liquid glowing in their eyes and i would also ask myself if its worth it and now im asking you, is it worth it?

i know a dude who almost lost his left eye after he was bitchslapped by a whoopi Goldberg typa lookin bish...

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General Discussion / the best joint to be on a friday night

« on: September 28, 2009, 06:56:18 PM »

this thread hit my mind when two of my boys were having a convo about some of the local joints we usually go to and as far is the convo was concerned, they have seperate tastes, one digs a joint with a lot of chicks and no dudes, skrippers and a big a** dance floor, the other prefers a skripper club with a super hot bartender n no dudes, thats only possible in heaven. you cant find a club with women only

so im like " nha f*** a strip club, i dont have time to watch skinny horny women climbing a pole and just sit and crack a huge smile on my face and waste my loot for pussy i wont get, thats not my kind of entertainmnet, id rather go find myself a prostitute and besides i get horny instantly everytime i see a partialy naked women so strip clubs aint my thang.

i prefer a ghetto joint where everyone is just having fun, where you got squads of drunk dudes smoking huge blunts on the dark corners of the yard and a bunch of high school chicks doing ingwaza/xavatha on the dance floor like craze.

dudes with tables stacked with black label and cigarret smoke everywhere. now thats what im talking about, f***  gentlemen clubs, i dont have time to listen to successful BEE men talking about stock markets and business ventures


MANGOBESE IN MY HOOD IS THE SHIT, BOOZE IS CHEAP AND THE WOMEN ARE FREE

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General Discussion / SABC 1

« on: September 28, 2009, 12:04:21 PM »

this channel deserves an award as the lamest and most boring, annoying channel of the year.

ive had it with the multiple documentaries and the repetition of the same annoying old time movies. when was the last time the channel broadcasting good stuff, when was the last time you ever saw a latest blockbuster movie played on sabc 1? instead you get the annoying Micheal dudikof and Micheal Madison old flicks every f***ing week and now the situation has gone from bad to worse, they play stuff doesn't entertain. the saturady 8pm slot had nice flicks up until they started making it a soccer slot, f***!!!


and you have these boring community programmes that dont even miss a single week on the screen, ive had it with sabc 1 thinking they can change the world with their so called touching real life stories, whats relate? ah cmon that shit is just a counterfeit version of khumbulekhaya, and what the hell is this kwanda? man f*** the sabc for playing us that stuff.


you should take some time out and watch sabc 3, that's the most entertaining channel the sabc has, they play good stuff, shit i even watched hulk the other day and tell me this, when will you see hulk playing in sabc 1? probably in 2011 when there is hulk 2

and now they call themselves the home of soccer, how ironic coz every time i watch soccer on sabc 1 there's a f***ing blackout or error in the screen, wtf!!!!


f*** it, i dont care if we watch foreign stuff only, bring us good stuff, you can even play Oprah 3 times a day, f*** it i dont mind, its better than watching your boring yotv all day long, right now im watching DSTV channels only, f*** sabc 1
and i suppose they think they are doing a great job trying to maintain that local taste, keepin it local, mxim the f*** outta here!!!!!!!

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The Office / mad is ultimately a veteran

« on: September 28, 2009, 10:42:36 AM »

i didnt notice this because i was busy browsing every corner of the net browsing for shit i missed whilst i was away sippin home made brew and day f***ing high school teenage girls in the villages. shit i would have  poured on the ground a bottle of Chivas in honor of this shit. this is like a f***ing Nobel peace prize to me. i worked day n nite dissing dudes and typing any crap that hit my mind just to see that word written on my profile.

was already a**uming that perhaps the mods are planning a conspiracy on me, so i suppose this means a nigger is now eligible to receive some elite treatment from the ag board of moderators. i myself alone deserves such an award. my contribution to the perpetuation and persistence of this site is undoubtedly remarkable and blatant.

when i came into ag, it was like the reserve bank and i was tito mboweni, you lame as f*** if you trying to figure that shit out.

who's first to congratulate me?

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General Discussion / sit-ins!

« on: September 10, 2009, 07:59:17 PM »

yo, ive been having some problems with this other chick, my regular chic infact

she's on the phone like " ive been thinking, we've been separated by our obligations many times now and we barely spend a month together like we used to do, so i was wondering if we can move together when you come visit home during vacations, dont think my parents will have a problem about it, so what do you think?

took a huge cough and was quiet for a moment, then i asked her why she wanna moves in at the time like this, started coming up with some crazy excuses like  " my mom is going through some difficult time now so i dont think she's gonna swallow that well, hence that will just cause her more stress".

i had to explain to her for 15 minutes till the annoying service lady from mtn told me my airtime was up. whats more worse is that the airtime ended when the argument was becoming hot, so the broad was mad as f*** and accused me of dropping her, explained later and managed to convince her that this is just a bad idea that will bring us controversy. she was skeptical and adamant about my excuses but she had no choice.

cant take chances man, sit-ins are dangerous. my boy was recently a victim of a sit-ins's absurd behavior, apperantly the chick he was sharing room with was out of town for 2 days, dude then hallad at his other chick to come over, the other chick decided to cut her trip to one day and came back the night before the scheduled return date. went straight to the dude's crib around about 4am. caught dude doing a bj with the chick and spazzed out on both of them.

this chick is seriously cruel, she went to her house [10 meters away] and came back with a matches, paraffin and a stack of papers. tried to set the crib on fire but dude managed to stop her. some sick shit, dont underestimate a angry broad. now the negro is confused and scared, callin us in the morning n shit asking us to cover him up. was having some female companion so i had to ignore the whole shit.

he was lucky his parents were not around to witness the embarra**ment happening in their own yard. i dont cosign sit-ins. once you allow a chick to come and live with you she starts having some crazy ideas like she owns you n shit. calling you at all times checking your whereabouts and distracting good booze moments with your boys.

dont do sit ins, ama vat n sit are dangerous

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Geek Section / internet connection

« on: September 01, 2009, 10:25:15 PM »

yo, Friday im coping a new personal computer for  7 grands and im thinking, is it possible to connect the internet from your phone to your computer? some dude said it works, but im skeptical about this

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General Discussion / is she desperate or greedy?

« on: August 31, 2009, 11:04:18 PM »

steven pienaar's fiance is suing him the below figures coz dude failed to persist with the marrige after he proposed to her a while back.

She is claiming 500,000 rand (£40,000) for patrimonial loss; 3.8million rand (£302,000) for injury to her name, self esteem and reputation after giving birth out of wedlock and 6.5million rand (£516,000) compensation for prospective loss.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1210022/Premiership-star-sued-mother-child-promising-marry-dumping-her.html#ixzz0PnS7LW96 [ im afraid of colin]


SMGDHO!!!!

so who wants to get married?

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Chief Rocka - Open Mic / cla**ic remixing...who murks it!!!

« on: August 27, 2009, 08:19:19 PM »

choose a track, any rap/hip hop track and just do a freestyle remix on it and see if it stands a chance i against mine
heres how we lay it down




track: how to rob
artist: fiddy cent

chorus

im a grown nigger needing a big a** favor
anybody who brings me chommee il lend him my baker
wanna have her in a cold night in winter, if she asks why just tell her ima make her sing along with keysha
saw dj sbu in my hood drivin through, couldnt jack his a** coz i was busy havin stew
preparin to go lookin for a crew to mobb the boss of cosatu
saw cleo in the smam awards lookin fresh as ice, shouldnt get any problems jackin dude coz he weighs equal to a mice
had dales on da floor whilst he was watchin some ish frm loon,asked for a his ama kip kip stuff n kid just cried in auto tune
saw jamali in some mall but they had a bodygaurd, was only there just to take their bank cards
heard malema was comin around to visist some orphange school
that means i wont have a tough time gettin close to dudes
il just halla cope im sure he'll wanna come through
i placed my nine in lira's teeth, she couldnt talk so i had to lower it down a bit
she asked if i wanted her awards i said "u know thats an insult bitch, i wanted ur car but dont think il be takin nikss"!!!!
saw bongz jumpin outta a z4 on some nearby mall, couldnt decide to do wit'im so called him on his cellphone
when he picked up i said he must come along, brenda is not dead i have her a** locked in some jungle morgue
flabba made my job simple, gave me everything even some shit to get rid of these pimples
saw garvin hood in the cinema watchin nemo, jacked him of his phone but he airtime balance was a triple zero
heard zola 7 is coming to town, he looks fat so i should get a fat amount, maybe a g or 2 somethin to buy me a stout
saw dj fresh, damn he looked a mess, was out for his hummer but this time he drove a 1986 benz
had motsepe begging for my forgivenss when i had my knife crossin his penis, offered me a bill but it wont pay my all my bills, i had to threaten to cut his lips and he raised the price to six



ha ha ha, not bad huh?

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Hot Traxxx / murder i write!!

« on: August 27, 2009, 10:26:11 AM »

who do you thinks murked it?  check out yeezy's last line. SICK!!!

DRAKE

"Last name Ever, first name Greatest/ "Like a sprained ankle, boy, I ain't nothin' to play with/Started off local, but thanks to all the haters/I know G4 pilots on a first-name basis/In your city faded off the brown, Nino/She insists she got more cla**, we know/Swimming in the money, come and find me, Nemo/If I was at the club you know I balled, chemo/Dropped a mixtape, that sh*t sounded like an album/Who'd thought a country-wide tour be the outcome Labels want my name beside an X like Malcolm/Every got a deal, I did it without one Yeah, n*gga, I'm about my business/Killin' all these rappers, you would swear I had a hitlist Everyone who doubted me is askin' for forgiveness/If you ain't been a part of it, at least you got to witness/B*tches." ("Forever")

Yeezy

"I used to have hood dreams/Big fame, big chains/I stuck my d*ck inside this life until that b*tch came/And went hard all fall like the ball teams/Just so I could make it rain all spring/Y'all seen my story, my glory/I had raped the game young, you could call it statutory/When a n*gga blow up, they gon' build statues for me/Old money, Benjamin Button, what, nothin' Nah, Superbad chicks giving me McLovin'/You would think I ran the world like Michelle's husband/You would think these n*ggas know me when they really doesn't/Like they was down with the old me, no, you f*ckin' wasn't/Uh, you such a f*ckin' loser/You ain't even go to cla**, Bueller/Trade the Grammy plaques just to have my granny back/Member she had that bad hip like a fanny pack?/Chasing the stardom'll turn you to a maniac/All the way in Hollywood and I can't even act/They pull they cameras out, and God d*mn, they snap/I used to want this thing forever, you can have it back." ("Forever")

Weezy

"Okay, hello, it's the Martian, Space Jam Jordans/I want this sh*t forever, wake up and smell the garden/Fresher than the harvest, step up to the target/If I had one guess, then I guess I'm just New Orleans/And I will never stop, like I'm runnin' from the cops/Hopped up in my car and told my chauffer 'To the top'/Life is such a f*ckin' roller coaster, then it drops/But what should I scream for'/This is my theme park/My mind shine even when my thoughts seem dark/ Pistol on my side, you don't want to hear that thing talk/Let the king talk, check the price and pay attention/Lil Wayne, that's what they got to say or mention/I'm like Nevada in the middle of the summer/I'm resting in the lead, I need a pillow and a cover/Shhh, my foot's sleepin' on the gas/No brake pads, no such thing as last/Uh, uh." ("Forever")


EMINEM
 
"There they go, packin' stadiums as Shady spits his flow/Nuts they go, macademia, and they go so ballistic, whoa/He can make them look like bozos, he's wonderin' if he should spit this slow/F*ck no, don't provoke, his cup just runneth over, oh, no/He ain't had it with bars like this since the last time that he overdosed/They been waitin' patiently for Pinocchio to poke his nose/Back into the game and they know rap'll never be the same as before/Bashin' in the brains of these hos, and establishin' a name as he goes/The pa**ion and the flame is ignited, you can't put it out once we light it/This sh*t is exactly what the f*ck that I'm talkin' about when we riot/You dealin' with a few true villains who stand inside of the booth true spillin' And spit true feelings until them two feelings come flyin' up out of our months, then rewind it/Payback, motherf*cker, for the way you got at me, how's it taste?/I'ma slap the taste out of your mouths with the ba** so loud that it shakes the place/I'm Hannibal Lecter, soldiers, in case you're thinkin' of saving face/You ain't gonna have no face to save by the time I'm through with this, play some Drake." ("Forever")

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General Discussion / allergies

« on: August 26, 2009, 06:30:41 PM »

dig this, yesterday was invited by a female friend over to her place for supper, cool i accept, decided to bring my boy over just to have someone to talk to when them chicks start talking about nails, pedicures n pedicures and them stilleto's,

ok we arrive at the chicks flat, firs she tells me that she's disappointed that i bought a friend over, i explain it straight to her and she pretends to understand.

got inside and went to the dinning room, ok shit, theres a squad of broads in here watching noleen's 3 talk, wonder whats next, Oprah?? discovered that this wasn't a female thing at all coz there was 2 dudes there

supper time comes, we eat and some funny shit happens, one of the dude says he doesn't eat red meat, like he's allergic to red meat, ok im like "shit this dude is corny", the broad brings him a dish of cucumber and lettuce salad with mayonnaise. he appears to be eating with relish, ok fine, then the no of the pips inside decrease to 4, me and my boy, dude and the broad

then dude comes closer to my boy who's just finished eating and he left a piece of pork on the plate,dude says "are you gonna eat that?" my boy says no, dude immediately pulls the plate over and starts helping himself on the piece like Sudanese  refugee, wtf!!!! thought was allergic to this shit?? i ask

this is how he responded " nha man, was checking on some shawty there so i had to do this in order to impress her, do you think it worked???" WTF!!!!

and i remember hearin some dude sayin he's allergic to apples and banana's, shit man. i dont have any sort of allergy on any type of food, only allergy i got in an allergy to allergies.

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Movie Talk / GI JOE rise of the cobra

« on: August 22, 2009, 07:28:42 PM »

some new stuff from paramount, haven't watched it yet but from what ive seen from the trailer, it looks good, not a fancy cast but it compromises some promising stars with a blockbuster potential, not sure about the too much sci-fi goin on the, ie the melting of the Eiffel tower but its aite, $210,151,900 already made. what do you think?