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Humour / Jokes / official mad rapper tracklisting
« on: May 21, 2009, 05:31:47 PM »
i introduce to you my first album to leak


M.I.S.S [ MAD IS SOMETHING SPECIAL]

1. introd ft panic
2. we dont do comics ft che monu [ remy diss]
3. rebbad corp he snitched [ rebbi diss]
4. lebese on the cover of my haters mag [ milk diss]
5. lossers eat my luanch
6. i saw my mom naked
7. i saw jesus in jozi wearin a durag ft blac
8. dude on the side wall
9. you a jew f***er [ rebbi diss]
10. spiderman killed batman [ remy diss]
11. u weigh peer to my stack of 100's    [ brick diss]
12. sab ran dry  watchu gon do now? [ aa diss]
13.outro ft superb and rr



and the sad news is there no link, ha ha read the forum title hater  8)

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Movie Talk / superhero movies
« on: May 08, 2009, 03:15:10 PM »
i just overheard my two neighbours talking about spiderman 3, appeeantly they just watched it and they were quit amazed by spidermans moves, bear in mind that im talking about grown a** men here, dudes age close to 50, wtf?? smdh

how can u watch shyt like that when u 5 years away from dying of old age??? i mean dudes like that i supposed to watch adult flicks not hulk or spiderman n shit, thats so thirteen years old man, im 21 and im done watching that crap, im f***ing with horror and action, some adventure and romance of course, no fantsy shyt or sci fi, that shit bores the f*** out of me

just imagine seeing a f***ing 40 year old watching superman with his 10 year old niece and show too much enthusiasm more than the kid, wtf is wrong with you?????


id smack my popps with a tablke spoon in the head if i would caught him watching fantastic four or anything pg for that matter

we adults should be f***ing with action, the bourne series, shootem up etc


i dont give a f*** if u dont see a point for this thread, you motherf***ers better stop watching these f***ing comic movies and these 5 year old superhero movies, even my 12 year old sis thinks that spiderman is laid out, what the f***

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Hot Traxxx / A GUN A ROSE AND A LOVE LETTER : fortune and lies
« on: April 01, 2009, 05:25:34 PM »
its official folks, the album is is now officially named, its comiong out next week on friday the 10th of april, its mad heat, get it on the streets, more details coming ie tracklisting, the official one

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Hot Traxxx / remixing that mad hit : shit off the hizza is on the way
« on: March 24, 2009, 02:48:56 PM »
whos in? im going to make a remix of one of my highly anticipated bomb album comin on the 3rd of april, track is titled " acing them broads"



u in? pm me

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pm me, producers, beat makers and mc's [not the keyboard ones, real spitters]


its gonna get big baby

here a draft of the track list, tracks i done made, album name stil to be announced on this thread



1. intro [ hellova park]
2. acquitted
3. blood in my face
4. money aint a thing feat khanyi
5. i gots biz
6. dear lord can i die and rise again? feat storms, ace ganju, thato, t boz
7. call me nigger feat stormz

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General Discussion / whats hot?
« on: March 16, 2009, 06:07:19 PM »
whats blazing?


1.50 cent and rick ross beef

2.kanye west and amber rose relationship




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General Discussion / what you do when shit like this happens
« on: March 12, 2009, 12:56:51 PM »
dig this, theres this other playa from the neigherbood who owed me 500 bucks, i landed the nucca the cash early in january and the scheduled pyment date was a couple of weeks later....i gave him the cash with out any doubt since i knew his dad is getting big money at SAA

when the collection date came, i called the nigga and got voicemail, called him again the following day got voicemail again..ok called his homey and dude claimed not to have seen him in ages

decided to go and check for his a** at his house myelf, dude has a f***ing dope joint though.........ringed the bell on the gae and his fine a** sister came through with some big a** greyhound....ok told her to chase it away coz i dont like dogs, immidiatly asked for the dude but she said he aint around, heard some music coming out on his room and i asked the bitch who was bumping some mobb deep in the back yard she said its her and her frendz, wanted to check for myself but she cudnt allow me in.

ok i finally manage to track down the dude, he been hidin in his house.....i got some news from his chick that his been switchin his phone all the time coz his ignorin some dude whos after his reebok sneakers [ wha the f***?]

it appears i was the dude begging for hids sneakers damn this dude had some explaining to do..ok so i called him with a private no, dumb a** quickly answered the call, decided not to get into details on the phone, so i just told him to meet me, he agreed

so accidentally we hooked up at the mall, he was with his mom and sister geting some grocieries, went through to say hello to his mom...asked him to come and help me get somethings inside the store but nigga refused making some excuses about his busy goin somewhere, his mom came into the rescue and told him to a**ist me......ok cool i think i like this old lady....finally we are alone, im like dude wheres my money, his like, ohhhh shit i completely gorgot about that ish, damn my mom is gon now u should have told me by the time she was here...im like what the f*** and shaking my head [ damn this nigger deserves an oscar], he quickly decides to go after his mom and that i must wait for atleast later that day, cool enough.... i wait......and wait........and wiat..........nothing, ok f*** it

a week pa**es by, i call him again and his phone is on voicemail again,f*** this dude for doing this to me... i realize that the playa changed his sim card, turns out that im not the only one whom his been running away from..his also been avoiding his ex coz he stole her expensive designer clothes and gave em to his other chick [ what a freak] just before i cud even go to his house again, i get word on the streets that the motherf***er is out of town and his coming back in december, luckily he came back last week to attend a funeral of one of his relatives, now just when i thought i was going to get my self a nice bottle of johnie walker's black label i get word that this dude has dissapeared again, he avoided me in every way possible, what the f*** is wrong with this guy coz i know his bank account has more than ten grands just for his personal spendings?


now im ofically pissed and angry at him, next time i see him it aint about money no more, im puttin a screwdriver under his left arm and make him stop breathing.........eaishhhhhi forgot, hiss cousin is a police captain....damn im f***ed up :-\

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Media / mad magazine
« on: March 07, 2009, 07:06:59 PM »
i know yal probabley think that this is the last thing mad will ever do...cats im going to start a local magazine in my hood, heres the whole idea of the stuff

i just want a simple magazine, it doesnt have to contain too much complicated piece of shit...no f***ing diet and nutrition articles, just simple stuff....ok the whole idea is to create a magazine about the glamorous lives of the rich cla** of celebrities, rich pips only no brown dashes n other broke a** dudes

the magazine will always feature a number of rich people. both local and internationl celebrities will be featured on every isue, the aim of the mag is just to provide more info to the fans about their favorite celebrity lifestyles...heres a draft below



1. each issue is going to have a wealthy famous dude on the cover [ motsepe is the first option local]
2. both local and foreign millionaires will be featured
3. the aimt is to provide more info to the fans about their role models.
4. many of the unkown millionaires will get a chance to be recognised
5. everything featured on the mag has to be related to money or living a fancy n fortunate life
6. we gon feature er1 from rapstars, rnb starts, business people and the richest dudes in sport.

the rest is yet to follow....so the purpose for opening this thread is to try and find those interested in partnering with me in starting this mag.......all the interested ones can pm me and will take it from there but you must all bare in mind the following


1. the final say on deciding about the name of the mag will come from me
2. the chief editor will also be me
3. we will choose the management together
4. all the rest of the things will be decided on a 50-50 basis by all involved parties
5. i will own 50% stake of the mag




im waiting

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General Discussion / a thread about cars
« on: February 27, 2009, 03:17:53 PM »

ive just seen the new BMW SERIES 7 on tv last night and damn, its so luxurious n cool, i just cant stop imagining about driving ish like that, how many of you got cars?

i think in the future il have to get ish hot like the one in that nando's commercial.....

a luxurious car can make life easy, you can f*** any bitch u want, who needs to be chasing around chicks when he rides in a top drop phantom, i just cant stop wondering about the kind of cars do these sa artists ride, i mean i know khanyi mbau is the top of em all coz she rides in that f***ing yellow ish with no roof, happened to be called a lamborghini

atleast dudes like zola n kabelo got f***ing dope whips...dont know about the others but the last time i checked brown dash was ridin in a NISSAN BAKKIE  after cleo confiscated his MINI COOPER

never seen da les's car but in that " on fire" track he claims to be pushing a two seat car and i highly doubt that

what do u prefer, luxurious or a sport one?


would be something nice to ride on a dope car,

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General Discussion / would you kill for your chick?
« on: February 12, 2009, 03:54:28 PM »
today ive just read some crazy and twisted story about some israeili soldier named gilad shalit who was kidnapped by the hamas troops while tryina sneak his a** into the gaza strip border, the shit happened during the gaza-israeili war


appearantly dude was kidnapped last year and has almost finished a year under the capture of hamas troops, israel has made some many attempts tryina free the nigga, they even offered to release a thousand palestinian prisoners in exchange for this kid but the hamas dude couldnt take no shit, whats worse is that the kid is only 23, i mean like what the f*** is wrong with people in these days?



how camp you keep a kid in some detention zone for that long? this story troubled me very much so much that i have decided not to swear at any agian again, but that will of coz depend on the situation coz theres no way in hell ima let you dickriders talk ur shit on me



the above stroy just made me realize how f***ed up life can be man, just imagine yourself locked in some cage, eating only bread and water and having soe ugly a** dudes waving automatic rifles on your face, thats some pretty scary shit, i think i would only survive one day and the next, i wud find something to kill my self even if it means holding my breath till i collapse, atleast thats a way out


value life muchachoz, coz u might never know what kinda shit might happen, now israel is willing to kill for this kid

the question is, would you kill for your chick? i mean like, what would you do if you find yourself in a situation where you got three dudes wearin masks pointing pistols at your face and demanding cash at the same time they are busy sexually harrasing your bitch in front of you? would u just give away the goods and live her, or you would atleast make attempts to save her even if it means getting yor a** shot several times?


shit really does happen

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General Discussion / whats your phone?
« on: February 10, 2009, 11:00:59 AM »
mine is a LG KS360.  not a type of phone that i can brag about but it sure looks a bit cool and cute

i remember the day i bought it, i went to visit my granny in the villages, the people there were too crazy about it, they wanted to touch it espicially after they discovered the touch screen feature, im telling you man it was crazy, my lil cousin bought all of her frends over the house to come and check it out, this was a good idead coz i also got a chance to see one of her cute frendz, winked for the bitch but received no response, immidiatly i took the phone and put it away


hours later she comes knocking at my house and asks if i had something that i wanted to say to her, couldnt know what to do so i just kissed the bitch but when i reached for her pants she refused, i had no time to play romeo and juliet with a village bitch so i tossed her outside my room and watched some asian pron


just when i thought i had the whole village chicks up in my hand some motherf***er from durban comes through waving a NOKIA N96 on the spot, he took all te attention i had.........damn




ben willing to get one of those HTC  phones but im going to wait for the rand to be powerfull so that they can lower the price, they aint no way in hell im forking out 12 grands for a phone,



whats your phone?

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General Discussion / my new years resolutions
« on: February 09, 2009, 10:11:18 AM »
i know you probabley going " what the f*** homie?" on me coz of talking about this shit this late, but f*** it who cares the year still looks new to me, so shit ima say what i need to say and be out



this year i plan on getting more money, gettin more respect, quit doin booze { coz it f***s up my account}, settle beefs and probabley start new ones, get a beamer and se if i can score myself one o those jamali bitches, i wanna get some new reebok sneakers, get a new laptop and some louis vutton scarf


and i plan on signing more artists to my label and signing some more business deals



it doesnt get better than this

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General Discussion / 2010 sneakers
« on: December 08, 2008, 06:26:11 PM »
My lil bro and sis got em, my friend and chik got em and the f***ing annoying kid across the street has em even broke dudes got em

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General Discussion / Still mad
« on: December 06, 2008, 05:46:37 AM »
Shit i can f***ing believe im back on ag, shit ifeel like screaming like a coloured bitch, damn imissed this place and i know u cats missed me mad is f***ing back with some mobile ish and this time his back for good  damn ifeel like celebrating  shit icant f***ing believe this shit

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General Discussion / shopping
« on: November 18, 2008, 05:50:51 PM »
ok first of all, im not t bo touch, y'dig? good


ok back to the topic, shooping is something really good to some other people and very boring to people like me

i f***ing hate shopping, man imagine you seen my as going around in shopping malls with my mom and dad busy buying me candy and shit, if im going to do shopping i have to go alone so that i can do erthing my way, the only shop i visit in town is some anonymous chinese shop where they sell some crazy f***ing dope pron movies, i like the ish, sales are lowered with 5% on every weekends, so i make sure i dont miss a single weekend


make sure i stash as many as i can, chicks love shopping, they sacrifice erthing just to go shopping with a nigga

its what they love to do and they are good at it, they know how to budget and use their money effectively unlike dudes
who just go around grab erthing on the streets

fel this thread

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