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General Discussion / Re: Almost got stabbed! Again! in one week!

« on: September 11, 2010, 02:31:15 PM »

Mission accomplished. I managed to leave all of them.

one of them said,"Oh I bad you know T, I really feel bad, all this time you thought we were an item."

that moment there made me feel like New Jack for a second but really this woman got jokes. nothing you'd expect to hear from someone who lost her virginity through you. I guess that first time turned her into a H-word, instantly. wow

anyway, im all good now Anna, about to change my number too

Lol at your New Jack moment...
But I can see where she was coming from, when you stopped calling, she took the hint and dated other people.
Expecting her to hang around is silly.
Although...I see why guys capitalise, sentimental poon that won't move on must come in handy...and there's a lot of that around.

Now that you're no longer distracted,we can now elope.

@Pyro

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General Discussion / Re: Almost got stabbed! Again! in one week!

« on: September 10, 2010, 11:03:16 PM »

I see AG is ackin stank as usual *side eyes it for only half posting shyt*

Anyhoo...*mummified at panic's entire post*

Miniskirts and hotpants at taxi ranks are like heat for heat guided missiles.I see a woman wearing that I scat, so as to not get caught up in the cross-fire.

Women need bodyguards nje (otherwise known as able-bodied males who give a shyt)...if not,I'm joining the reed dance hoping to get chose *checks calendar*...armed queen's escort baybay...

@RR

Hmm...I like that you will even tase yourself for not wanting to do the dishes, you have surpa**ed even my definition of simping *bats eye lashes* but umm...about those other woman friends...

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General Discussion / Re: Almost got stabbed! Again! in one week!

« on: September 10, 2010, 09:45:04 PM »

I'm pretty sure some niggas would walk on by if they were to witness a rape taking place,
so as to 'not get involved' or 'get hurt'.smh!

a nigga tryna make it home though! what  my mama say when i turn up in the news all stabbed up in some taxi rank? my girl all crying, cursing my dumba** for not minding to my own bizniss? sheeeiiiit, girl. if its me or some random bish im going wit me and thats the truth. i don't even know how she got herself all tangled up in that mess anyhow. probably owe her pimp something! stank ho! LMFAO! or walking around in one of dem miniskirtz or hotpantz or what have you. you know how some of these rats be tryna get them special favours with them drivers.

just imagine what they put on my gravestone: "Here lies Captain Save a Ho!" ROFLMAO! nah! i aint going out like that, baby! aint none of that shit flying with me! LOL!

ROFLMAO!

Its so over RR!

I'm finding myself a nerd who'll listen to whatever I say and bravely try to defend me against rugby player sized dudes who can crack a cops head against concrete.

*stalks off*

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General Discussion / Re: Rappers with degrees

« on: September 07, 2010, 07:07:56 PM »

Cool derailment Nat.

I studied accounting,tax,auditing and financial management. (Bachelor of Accounting).

Lord God help me finish this, phew! Big ups Anna.

Hang in there,Sosiba.

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General Discussion / Re: Rappers with degrees

« on: September 07, 2010, 06:14:37 PM »

Cool derailment Nat.

I studied accounting,tax,auditing and financial management. (Bachelor of Accounting).

I'm in love.

*sigh*

What did you study RR?

And it would be interesting to have some ladies on that list.

I know Rah Digga has an electrical engineering degree.

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General Discussion / Re: Rappers with degrees

« on: September 07, 2010, 11:59:43 AM »

Cool derailment Nat.

I studied accounting,tax,auditing and financial management. (Bachelor of Accounting).

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Hip Hop Events / Re: KOL PRESENTS: BLU & EXILE LIVE IN SOUTH AFRICA!!

« on: September 06, 2010, 03:01:49 PM »

Hayibo tang.

She Lyin...

You're right. Soon as camera man (see RR) clears his chicken coop, we're eloping.
This cyber marriage was written in the stars.

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Hip Hop Events / Re: KOL PRESENTS: BLU & EXILE LIVE IN SOUTH AFRICA!!

« on: September 06, 2010, 02:06:56 PM »

Hayibo tang.
I've never met your Camera Man. I was just gonna let ya'll run with that conversation.

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Hip Hop Events / Re: KOL PRESENTS: BLU & EXILE LIVE IN SOUTH AFRICA!!

« on: September 06, 2010, 01:13:26 PM »

Lmao!  @virginpussy I will organise a titty touch for you,but don't get me all excited for nothing,yo.

@baldi and tang,I was wondering when this deac fiasco happened,like damn...my memory is failing.lol

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Hip Hop Events / Re: KOL PRESENTS: BLU & EXILE LIVE IN SOUTH AFRICA!!

« on: September 05, 2010, 03:56:22 PM »

Definately enjoyed the show

Nice to meet so many AG'ians,I saw you too tang,baldi showed me.

That nicca blu fell on me though

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General Discussion / Re: Accents

« on: August 26, 2010, 11:30:48 AM »

@Brick great read! @RR I was once told a lot of Caribbean slaves were taken from Southern Africa and that Patois contains a lot of similar words. I must still read up a bit more on that.

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General Discussion / Re: Accents

« on: August 26, 2010, 06:51:10 AM »

Interesting, because I was being schooled this morning about the difference between slang and African American English Vernacular (Ebonics). Apparently Ebonics is more of a residual from West and Central African languages and retains the same rhythm of speech. Like if you were to take West African languages and translate them into English.

Since to advance,one would to learn 'proper' English, code-switching occurs depending on the company a black person is around at the time. I found it interesting that this happens here as well. We create our own way of speaking English that black people understand, we add words from other languages,  we adapt pronunciation and grammar etc and it rolls off the tongue differently. Then when around whites, we would switch to standard English.

I'm probably derailing the thread and Colin will out for my a**...

I dunno if it came from the West African dialects as most African-Americans are descended from West or Central Africa, but another interesting topic would be the Gullah (or Geechee)
people of North Carolina, South Carolina and Georgia. These are Black people that still
speak a dialect that has more African influence than English. Nickelodeon even had a
Kids TV show about the Gullah people called "Gullah Gullah Island".

You read my mind!I read up about this yesterday. Apparently its because they didn't have as much interaction with White people and were able to preserve their culture to a greater degree. They could handle the climate and diseases in that region and the White people were dying like flies so they would leave them for extended periods with Black overseers.

Fascinating.

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General Discussion / Re: Accents

« on: August 25, 2010, 07:23:17 AM »

To take this on a U.S. note, I kinda hate it when Black people are told that they don't
sound "Black enough" due to stereotypes on TV and radio. When I was little
I used to speak properly since my mom was a school teacher and here up North, we
pronounce the letters at the end of our words and sentences. My parents are from
the South where people not only the majority have an accent (speak with a "twang"),
they misuse their words (Blacks and Poor Whites are worst due to the status situation).

When I went to a family reunion when I was little, one of my cousins said that I "sounded
like a White boy". It hurt for a while until my other cousin said "that's because he's from
Connecticut". Keep in mind that Connecticut's education rate is way better than Alabama's.

Interesting, because I was being schooled this morning about the difference between slang and African American English Vernacular (Ebonics). Apparently Ebonics is more of a residual from West and Central African languages and retains the same rhythm of speech. Like if you were to take West African languages and translate them into English.

Since to advance,one would to learn 'proper' English, code-switching occurs depending on the company a black person is around at the time. I found it interesting that this happens here as well. We create our own way of speaking English that black people understand, we add words from other languages,  we adapt pronunciation and grammar etc and it rolls off the tongue differently. Then when around whites, we would switch to standard English.

I'm probably derailing the thread and Colin will out for my a**...

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General Discussion / Re: DATING SITE FOR UGLY PEOPLE

« on: August 24, 2010, 07:45:45 PM »

So...if a pretty person uploaded a profile of themselves on there, the equivalent of a web stampede will ensue?lol

And how do they determine whose ugly enough to be on there?tltltl

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Humour / Jokes / Re: Things That People Do That Annoy You.

« on: August 13, 2010, 07:50:06 PM »

When I come in late my art director always shouts "You're late" like no shit sherlock.  And he feels like I owe him an explanation. First I use to just say I over slept but he'd always have this look of dissatisfaction on his face. Now I just make gross shit up like I'm on my periods and I'm bleeding heavily. Last week I was off for three days because I 'wasn't feeling well' he asked what was wrong with me in the morning and I told him I wasn't feeling well. The later he asks 'what did you say was wrong with you again?' I said my boyfriend revved his penis so far up my a** I bled for days. I was late today, he didn't ask, I think it's working.

I love this...
Wonder how it could be translated to corporate.
I'm thinking a simple, discreet reference to 'female problems' would cause blood-curdling screams to ring through the office.
I'll live vicariously through you instead.