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General Discussion / Re: Random Thoughts

« on: June 07, 2011, 06:08:45 PM »

Quote from: The Angry Hand of God on June 07, 2011, 04:02:35 PM

Quote from: Mrs Jones on June 07, 2011, 02:19:49 PM
LOL alot of these guys are homo, undercover! "Let's try anul" mxm

Nothing gay about wanting to f*** a girl in the a**. That's like saying liking blowjobs is gay, cos gay guys also suck dick.

Homosexuals get rammed in their a**es because they do not have vaginas. Why would one want to do a girl up the bum?

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General Discussion / Re: Random Thoughts

« on: June 07, 2011, 02:19:49 PM »

LOL alot of these guys are homo, undercover! "Let's try anul" mxm

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General Discussion / Re: Random Thoughts

« on: June 06, 2011, 05:38:20 PM »

Hot 97 DJ Mister Cee appeared in New York Criminal Court this morning and pled guilty to public lewdness and exposure. If you recall, back on March 30th, the famed music producer, whose real name is Calvin Lebrun, 42, was arrested for engaging in a lewd sexual act in his car with male prostitute Lawrence Campbell, 20.

In the police report, the arresting officer wrote that he observed defendant Campbell manipulating defendant Lebrun’s “exposed, naked, and erect penis” in a public place where he might “readily be observed.” And that Campbell’s mouth and lips were firmly attached to Lebrun’s penis “in an up-and-down motion consistent with oral sex.”

LOL @how that police report is written.

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Geek Section / Re: Smartphones

« on: June 02, 2011, 05:49:50 PM »

Is there a software available for jailbreaking iPhone 2g? Made the mistake of updating firmware via iTunes yesterday and now the phone wants an official simcard to unlock. Please help.

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General Discussion / Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes

« on: April 19, 2011, 12:19:59 PM »

Quote from: RearrangedReality on April 19, 2011, 12:15:37 PM

Quote from: Sosiba on April 19, 2011, 12:08:06 PM
ude uthi mandiyofuna iLefund kanti nguwe lo ungaboniyo, mxim. Isixhosa sakho sibanda nkca!

Giligidi Phantsi Yintsini

Hahaha this kills me eertime! I wonder who the hell came up with it.

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General Discussion / Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes

« on: April 19, 2011, 11:54:17 AM »

Quote from: Blizzard on April 19, 2011, 11:38:20 AM

Iluhlaza yaka, hayi yeke. Nkca and ceke mean the same thing, its a dialect thing. It depends on the region you from.

THIS!
@RR, it's "nca" not "nkca" as in uncamathele or incamathele.

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General Discussion / Re: Random Thoughts

« on: April 18, 2011, 09:46:01 PM »

It's true though, an entertainer ibimele ukuba iphelise isithukuthezi kakade.

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General Discussion / Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes

« on: April 16, 2011, 11:06:10 AM »

Quote from: RearrangedReality on April 15, 2011, 12:48:31 PM

Quote from: BaD AzZ KiLLa on April 14, 2011, 10:03:31 PM
Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''

iyabanda le joke yakho khazi.

Ubhatel' iR10 ngayo.

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General Discussion / Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes

« on: April 14, 2011, 04:42:49 PM »

Lmao T!

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General Discussion / Re: Random Thoughts

« on: April 12, 2011, 09:12:01 PM »

Quote from: The Angry Hand of God on April 11, 2011, 01:36:41 PM

So, I am currently in a long-distance relationship with this coloured chick. we've been together since January.

Since coming back to Bloem, I hooked up with this white girl, who knows the coloured girl, but doesn't care. She slept over at my place last night.

I also hooked up with this hot Indian girl last week and she wants to have a relationship. She even wants to leave her boyfriend, who is a doctor. She knows I have a girl, but is under the impression that I am gonna break up soon. She's also a med student and hot as f***.

On Saturday night, while I was waiting for my food at my favourite spot, which I can't take chicks to anymore (cos the staff all know my girl and are friends with the white girl) a black chick I hooked up with three weeks ago calls me. she wants us to meet sometime.

This is why I never used to cheat. Its all so confusing right now, I just wanna go back to being a faithful young man.

So, what would you guys do? All the girls are young (21 and 22). COloured girl is studying to be a nurse, Indian is a med student, white girl is a receptionist and black girl is a admin people in the premier's office.

I know not what to do.

Haahahahahahahahahahahahaha lmao you got jokes!

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