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Humour / Jokes / Re: Mokoena is screwing Kagiso's bitch

« on: April 03, 2011, 09:54:50 PM »

Wont front... Iv used the "Healthy look coefficient" as well when making that raw or not decission.
I also go as far as sniffing my fingers after checking oil, and if she smells dairy fresh, ill dagger the shit out of her.

RIP.

Co-siggidy!

Females use coochie spray! Make the foulest rotten fish market smell like water melon!

There is no raw test! Prostitues smell clean while taking a million dicks a second!

The f***? It's real out there moes.

There's people who use that? Why? Don't they know that stuff is bad for their wet tachos? ai ai ai, all in the name of having it smell like vanilla, no matter the price!

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General Discussion / Re: Kuli Roberts

« on: March 09, 2011, 10:48:34 AM »

LOL it's a boy! And you can't exactly put a sentence like "Uyanda'umuzikayisenesibaya" on your ID book.

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General Discussion / Re: Random Thoughts

« on: March 09, 2011, 01:11:35 AM »

Lol @liking penis in your rectum making you gay. I guess calling men that like anal sex, gay, is out of the question! LOL but seriously though, black men should be prohibited from anal sex! Poor girl!

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General Discussion / Re: Kuli Roberts

« on: March 09, 2011, 12:54:47 AM »

What Bl

I think the real problem we should be discussing as a country is the Coloured superiority. Coloured people think, act and feel that are they better than Africans. The Africans think, feel and act that they are culturally superior to Coloureds, that is why they thinks they own the black and African label. All of this was created by apartheid but still continues up to this day!!

What Blizzy said! Everybody at home, when they read that article, nobody felt bad for the coloured community. Comments ranged from "ya, tsho tsho, abantu bebala bazenza abelungu, ba-more racist than the white man"
"Yhu, ukhe ubabone xa besijonga, ivele ibengathi umntu ubona ikaka" to "hahahahahahaha bathathe Nomakula"

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General Discussion / Re: Kuli Roberts

« on: March 09, 2011, 12:41:58 AM »

There is a boy whose name was Nandi, that is not a boys name so we were all curious to know why he had a girls name.

Coz no beef we not Xhosa so we don't call boys Vuyo or Ayanda

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Dude, my baby's name is Uyanda, chill with that mess!

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Humour / Jokes / Re: Go f*** yourself!!!!

« on: January 20, 2011, 04:24:55 PM »

Did you guys read the letter written by Conrad Koch to Gareth with regards to a comment he made on muslim women's dress code?

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Humour / Jokes / Re: Go f*** yourself!!!!

« on: January 19, 2011, 04:48:55 PM »

Kanye West
Thabo Mbeki

Why?

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General Discussion / Re: Random Thoughts

« on: December 06, 2010, 11:14:53 AM »

Yeah Dr Mamphela Ramphela was Steve Biko's bitch.

NIGGER WHAT THE f*** IS WRONG WITH YOU?
WHERE THE f*** IS THE RESPECT MAN?

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha but I thought on AG "bitch" and "ho" where synonyms for "black woman", when did this change?

Not true! i refuse to use the word hoe or bitch!

k****** please!

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General Discussion / Re: Random Thoughts

« on: December 06, 2010, 08:49:21 AM »

Yeah Dr Mamphela Ramphela was Steve Biko's bitch.

NIGGER WHAT THE f*** IS WRONG WITH YOU?
WHERE THE f*** IS THE RESPECT MAN?

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha but I thought on AG "bitch" and "ho" where synonyms for "black woman", when did this change?

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General Discussion / Re: Destructive lifestyles by the youth

« on: November 26, 2010, 06:14:46 PM »

^^^if u don't mind me asking, why don't you want to do the circumcision?

the question should be why do they want me to do circumcision? everybody who trying to explain why i need to do hasn't given me a good enough reason for me to do it.

So awuzokoluka chief? nja!!

case in point

Uyinja ke qha... four nyawo... juvi.. janki... usi skapi njandini.. masende'bhokhwe..if you pm me a pic of ijwabu(foreskin) yakho ill deposit R50 into your bank account!! Its been a while since ndilibona...

no manhood characteristics to shine on that you are so desperate and dumb to try to find it under the shade of my foreskin.

Huh?

Dont know what that was suppozd to be.. But whatever you intended it to be, it didnt work...

ask a real man to translate it for you little boy.

This is quickly getting out of line...Not cool!!!

Tl tl tl tl tl I was waiting for this, lmao! that train is never late!

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General Discussion / Re: Random Thoughts

« on: November 26, 2010, 05:30:09 PM »

flower power is all nice when they having margeritas or girly cook outs!

put a stiff dick in the mix you hve yourself some backstabbing hoes!

i broke up "three sisters for life" they had matching rings to show they love, they had written pacts that they'd be BFF  , some blood letting ritau probably existed!

They screen potential mates on a round table!
enter briCK ... they met me on a bad month! some months I am really wicked with the toungue and delivery!
I met tem on such a month! f***ed all three and scrammed and they never been sisters since!

 

..........and I'll bet you're very proud of yourself. You're the devil....................the devil I say!

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General Discussion / Re: Destructive lifestyles by the youth

« on: November 17, 2010, 06:02:53 PM »

^^^if u don't mind me asking, why don't you want to do the circumcision?

the question should be why do they want me to do circumcision? everybody who trying to explain why i need to do hasn't given me a good enough reason for me to do it.

So awuzokoluka chief? nja!!

LMAO!

@R double, so I take it you don't usually attend imicimbi yeminye imizi. Reason for my a**umption is that Xhosa men can be quite brutal xa ubaleka notywala bamadoda at your age.

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General Discussion / Re: Random Thoughts

« on: November 15, 2010, 05:30:19 PM »

flimsy skirts/dress on a windy day = a day filled with pleasant or horrible flashing, this big bonned girl was crossing the street and a wind strom from hell blew her dress right over her head exposing a white HUGE g-string....its was traumatic!

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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General Discussion / Re: Random Thoughts

« on: November 08, 2010, 07:11:54 PM »

+/- R2000 for petrol? Dang man, what are you driving?

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General Discussion / Re: Random Thoughts

« on: November 03, 2010, 12:24:03 AM »

It all just feels so fake, this idea that good things happen to good people, that there's magic in the world, and that the meek and the righteous will inherit it. Too many good people suffer for that to be true, too many prayers go unanswered and every day it just gets worse. Every day we ignore how truly broken this world is, and we tell ourselves it's all going to be okay. But it's not going to be okay. There's no magic in the world.......there hasn’t been magic in a long while.