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Humour / Jokes / Re: AG Not So Exposion anymore 2009
« on: February 02, 2009, 07:53:13 PM »
Voetsek Kwedini!! Where is yours?!!

Rha mntani ndin use ngathi yabhatalwa....

you guys are so totally sick. let me see a pic of your six packs (although those dont exist) and your dics first and then ill post my a**ets.

ha ha tinypic.com...

hahhahaahahahha you're blazin today Baldi

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Humour / Jokes / Re: AG Not So Exposion anymore 2009
« on: February 02, 2009, 07:46:27 PM »
You guys ruined my thread!

I hate you!! I hate you!! I hate you!!!!

*Runs upstairs and locks himself in the bathroom*

lol that they did!!

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Humour / Jokes / Re: AG Not So Exposion anymore 2009
« on: February 02, 2009, 07:07:46 PM »
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!


What's with the smiles as if you just finished f***ing?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....y'all just keep on making my day, I haven't stopped laughing since I opened this thread

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Humour / Jokes / Re: AG Not So Exposion anymore 2009
« on: February 02, 2009, 06:49:39 PM »
So you thought you could hide your identity forever??

Let the exposion begin!



LOL who's this??

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Humour / Jokes / Re: Coloured Joke
« on: February 02, 2009, 06:47:11 PM »
lol, was nogals snaaks :D

Hahahahahahahahaha uh uh

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Media / Re: Retard of the week.
« on: February 02, 2009, 06:34:17 PM »
thats a shitty alter ego, its like a pronstar's name...
exactcly what i was thinking...but then again "Beyonce" kinda sounds pronish too...maybe she shud call herself
Beyonce Fierce... or Sasha Beyonce the ebony princess. I can see it now, Sasha Beyonce vs Havana Ginger in
"I am...Fierce Booty" or sumthin.. u know.. not that i know anythin about pron or anythin, just a thot  ;D

But really, what would be a cool name 4 a Beyonce prono? cuz obviously the original topic is a dead end anyway
unless u a DC fan.

I’m a huge DC fan and I got all their albums and sh*t but I gotta agree with you dawg, Sasha Fierce sounds like a pronstar name LOL. I got the album and I must say that No. 2’s beat would make a mean hip hop song!!

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Media / Re: Weezy featured in over 200 Tracks in 3 years
« on: February 02, 2009, 06:26:42 PM »
Also not that hard to drop 200 bullshit verses. Just get a few school kids to write your retarded punches and your good to start recording.

True that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Media / Re: Weezy Interview
« on: February 02, 2009, 06:25:22 PM »
Good interview - as in good questions, well researched. But Jesus, is it actually possible for someone to be this stupid?

I mean that seriously. It's almost as if Wayne is taking the piss. I mean this:

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I don’t read a damn thing. That’s why I don’t write music. I’m too cool to be reading and writing…I’m a very intelligent nigga. I can read like a motherf***a. I don’t want motherf***as to think I’m illiterate.

You’re in college so…

I don’t read, other than that shit.

But we talking about books for leisure.

Nah, I’ve done that like once or twice. It’s just not my thing. I’m not into made-up stories.

You know how people get together and they like, “Yo, you read…”

I’m not even in that conversation circle. That would be crazy, I can’t answer nothing so why would I sit there and talk? I ain’t read no books. I sit and watch ESPN all day. I can tell you what happened in sports. I do what floats my boat. If you trying to figure out where I get this talk, that’s me. I’m born with that. I don’t have no brothers, no sisters. My brother is 6-years-old. My dad ain’t never had one of those. And the one I called pops, he pa**ed. My momma, she do her cooking thing. I’m an intelligent nigga,. I just refuse to be dumb.

Does he not actually realise what he's saying? Can he not hear what's coming out of his own mouth? Does he actually have a brain and if so is it larger than a small walnut?

Can't believe I actually read that. Bleh.

Yo Somebody forgot a little Wizzy cd in car, I’ve been looking for the song comfortable ft. Babyface for a while now and I got that album now which just landed on my lap (The Carter3) anyways the guy has got some whack rhymes OMG “……I will never 1, 2, 3, forget". I was thinking what crazy bull is this, someone actually invested some good money on that piece of garbage. I heard not too long ago that this album actually did pretty well in the states…….what’s going on to this generation’s taste in music???

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Media / Re: Jozi Zoo
« on: February 02, 2009, 06:15:06 PM »
heheheheheh... damn i wish i was a tv watcher. i got turned off by modern cartoons because they are filled with bling, violence and stupid ish... maybe i should start watching again...

 :D lol...baldi...some more useless facts pertaining to SA cartoons,

They indian guy that played devon on Generations was the guy in the Mr Chinwag costume on Kideo.

Also Barry Hilton was the voice of the chicken that used to come on YoTV in the mornings talkin about, "my cousin"

Kideo ruled!!!!

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Battle One on One / Re: Dark Chocolate
« on: January 17, 2009, 11:48:25 PM »
I think this woman is hot...I like chicks with a tiny waist and a big a**... Think that's hot.
eish unfortunately no matter how hard we try 2get rid of the big thighs, hips and butt, they just wont budge. Theyr encoded in our genes. Iv accepted it.

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Battle One on One / Re: Dark Chocolate
« on: January 17, 2009, 11:26:38 PM »
Man I remember going crazy when I first saw that chick in the Frontin video...whooo..niceness.

A new chick started working where I'm at, and yah neh...she's doing dark women a huge favour with her looks. Someone to 'look at' when its a bad week... ;D

Damn I wish there was something like this at work...no comment on the women we work with....smh on engineering women.

lol! at school the engineering chicks all looked like they'd beat a regular nigga at arm wrestling.
not all of them guys, lay off already geez!!

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Battle One on One / Re: Dark Chocolate
« on: January 17, 2009, 11:22:20 PM »
Man I remember going crazy when I first saw that chick in the Frontin video...whooo..niceness.

A new chick started working where I'm at, and yah neh...she's doing dark women a huge favour with her looks. Someone to 'look at' when its a bad week... ;D

Damn I wish there was something like this at work...no comment on the women we work with....smh on engineering women.
oh go f@©K yourself man, im so sick of hearing that. You shouldnt generalise like that ggggggrrrrrr!!

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General Discussion / Re: Shocking stuff
« on: December 19, 2008, 04:20:38 PM »
I been telling these monkeys. Have a look at the RIP Gwaiza thread.
Nobody will respond to this thread, because blacks think that by ignoring a problem, it will just go away.
These white boys been piping black broads without rubbers. Its pay time bitches.

What are u implying there mate!?
Yeah what the f$#%@ man?!?!?!?!?

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General Discussion / Re: Depression...
« on: December 18, 2008, 04:28:35 PM »
I was diagnosed with depression about a month ago, not really manic or anythin, but it's been going on for a bit longer than that.
The thing is I never thought I had a 'problem' until a few anxiety attacks later, throwing up all over the place  :) then I decided to see my doctor.

It's been a bit of an uphill climb for me since I finished my matric in 2006, I won't get into the details but I have reason to believe that this where the stress, uncertainty and shit started settling in. I broke up wid a girlfriend about 6 months ago but that has nothin to do with the depression (I know what ur thinkin) it was on good terms  :)

I've been living this fatigued and 'derealised' reality for a bit now, it's like a side of me is just numb...inanimate, I dunno...like i'm alseep though I'm awake. Doesn't make sense but yeah, on some zombie type shit

I put my studies on hold cuz I couldn't really concerntrate on what I was doing, hell I still can't sometimes.

I really wana see a shrink, or even better, a hypnotist...but their charges r f***in silly, I just finished my prescribed antidepressants today...

anyway..yeah, just wanted to get that off my chest. I know it's incoherent but i just started typing impulsively...I don't expect therapy from yall or anythin, just that most of my friends r already out of town on holiday...and I don't spend time with my family,
just my lil brother...and I'm particularly bored this afternoon, the bottle is not an option...neither is weed so I'mo watch a movie  ;D

thanx for reading, if ur as bored as i am
You can go see a government therapist or you can google organisations that offer psychologist @a reasonable, its normally for people with no medical aid. Personally i'd go for the gov doctor.

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General Discussion / Re: The "N" Word
« on: December 15, 2008, 12:49:51 PM »
You just getting it twisted, I dont use it, I was just making an example, yes it is contriversial and bad, Im not disagreeing with that!

Explicit

Yo snow-flake look putna I feel where you comin' from but yo, I been growin up with my White boy Niggaz since way back yo....& them niggaz know that Nigga is off topic. Like them niggaz wont even think twice about that shit...I mean look at Marshall Mathers, that White Boy is dope of the mi but duke aint never ever ever let that shit slip yo. I aint comin at you in any way at all.
The word has lost that stigma it had behind coz most cats nowadays just view it as a term of endearement coz like The Eses and the Cheves use it now and the Portaricans coz them niggaz also went through that shit y'know. I figure its only used by races that went through that rough shit. For instance my Indian niggaz I call em Terrorists straight up and down & and when they holla nigga, it dont even move me. Its kinda like dont be tryina slurrs if you havent been there yourself and got the stripes to be called that your self.

why do you call indians 'terrorists'?
I was wondering the same thing. But it's kinda funny though :-X ;D

Mayng you done seen that one episode on Boondocks where Manny is talkin' bout how the war was & shit & how he wanned to bang one of them bitches who have carpets over the eyes and you cant see shit till you try to hit and bitch pulls the shit up off her face & its a man...............'member that. That plus them other Terro freinds of mine.
Lmao! Ye I remember that shit :D
Coz mayn its just like Nigga. It was a term that Americans were hurling around to try to demean them or bring them down as a culture in a condescending way just coz of 9/11 but now just like word Nigga was used by other niggaz to niggaz, I call my Indian niggaz Terrorist coz sooner or later its gonna lose that stigma that in came in with. The first I heard Terrorist call each other Terrrorist was like 2 year after 9/11 and them niggaz was my boyz so like since then man its just been like Nigga Terrorist.....and to me I prefer terrorist over Charo or Koolie yuhmean coz that koolie shit man I don't even dig bra its still too heavy for me kinda like k****** is to Nigga.
I hope it makes sense hommee.
WTF?? Dude are you American? 'cause your ignorance reeks american. How the hell does one confuse Afghanistan with f@%* India? Gggrrrr..........., get right!!
Read it again........... his Indian friends used to call each other terrorists then he also started
oh and that's supposed to make it less retarded?!? Oh well its cool with them, why should I care right?

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