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General Discussion / Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes

« on: April 19, 2011, 10:35:07 AM »

lol, yes maybe im wrong in saying ceke is for uhlaza i think it's more Zulu than Xhosa, but im probably worng. This Im sure of though (well almost): Ayibandi ceke, ibanda nkce but in speech it is mostly said ibanda nkca, like umkhenkce which is ice. but ey...

nkca is for something "sticky", like referign to someone who is stuck of someone or stuck with someone, "uthe nkca".

Nigga who taught you Xhosa? go get you refund. lol

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General Discussion / Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes

« on: April 19, 2011, 10:12:04 AM »

Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu   >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''

iyabanda le joke yakho khazi.

CEKE

Lmao, this killed me. Ayikwazi ukubanda ceke ibanda nkce (as in umkhenkce), eba ceke yeluhlaza, lol. ey.

I think you are wrong

"Isibhakabhaka siluhlaza yeke"

"Ibanda ceke"

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General Discussion / Re: Random Thoughts

« on: April 19, 2011, 10:06:12 AM »

It's true though, an entertainer ibimele ukuba iphelise isithukuthezi kakade.

true. I cant think of a better way to say it myself. lol

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General Discussion / Re: Random Thoughts

« on: April 18, 2011, 07:58:44 PM »

Translation for "entertainer" in Zulu is "umqedi sizungu". hilarious! hahaha #ZuluNews

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General Discussion / Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes

« on: April 16, 2011, 03:33:41 PM »

Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu   >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''

iyabanda le joke yakho khazi.

Ubhatel' iR10 ngayo.

hahah! good one there Mrs Jones

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General Discussion / Re: Yo Song Of The Day 2011...........................!

« on: April 15, 2011, 04:07:00 PM »

Bilal - Think It Over

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General Discussion / Re: Baggy pants

« on: April 15, 2011, 02:48:23 PM »

LMAO @ lil duval: jeans that make you your nuts look like a vagina!

lol

true. like T.O.P said when they opened for Ras Ka**. its its not even Skinny Jeans anymore, niggas are walking around with leggings. which is true.

male fashion is straight up female now, top to bottom. I see a lot of cats wearing denim tights, not jeans, flippin denim tights.

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General Discussion / Re: Baggy pants

« on: April 15, 2011, 02:27:57 PM »

LOL Slang Editorial Upgrade V3.4.2011

One new word I cant mess with though is Swag. Will it die a quick death?

I hate this word with a pa**ion, the use of hater.

"Hi haters"
"All my haters fall back"
"You know you doing well if you got a lot of haters"
"blah blah blah thanks to all my haters for my success"

everybody how uses this word in this context DIE now.

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General Discussion / Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes

« on: April 15, 2011, 01:52:09 PM »

CEKE

lol

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General Discussion / Re: Baggy pants

« on: April 15, 2011, 01:25:29 PM »

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Humour / Jokes / Re: LOL!! Baracka Flacka flames Hood a** Niggga

« on: April 15, 2011, 12:54:00 PM »

hahah!

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General Discussion / Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes

« on: April 15, 2011, 12:48:31 PM »

Therez goez dis one''Xhosa and a Zulu decided to go out 4 coffee and some chat.'' While they were drinkin, a Zulu   >:(ly shouted a Xhosa,''awusheshe uphuze wena,awuboni ukuthi ucoffee oshushu ubhadala uR5 obandayo wuR10.''

iyabanda le joke yakho khazi.

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General Discussion / Re: Baggy pants

« on: April 15, 2011, 09:30:52 AM »

Study Shows Saggy Pants Linked Erectile Dsyfunction & Other Health Issues
http://hiphopandpolitics.wordpress.com/2011/04/01/study-shows-saggy-pants-linked-erectile-dsyfunction-other-health-issues/

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General Discussion / Re: Stereotype Thread: Zulu or Xhosa or Shangaan Jokes

« on: April 14, 2011, 03:04:21 PM »

Ha ha ha ha...Got a friend of mine that says somethin like this all the time, on some "Yabhodl' indoda...babiyinzule bizoz'kakela"

I seriously didnt want to commment on this thread for a good reason but this right here is funny! LOL!

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General Discussion / Re: 48÷2(9+3) = ???

« on: April 14, 2011, 10:45:01 AM »

man to hell with thread.

so the explanation is that from the way it is written, the answer is 2. if it was not written poorly then the answer would be 288? what kind of dumb shit are these nerds discussing?

Mmmmmh let's make this intresting for u RR.

48weaves div by 2(9 brown weaves + 3 hazel weaves) eqauls how many happy girls?

No beef!

That's too many weaves for two girls!

LOL!