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Hot Traxxx / New beet
« on: July 03, 2006, 01:16:01 PM »
Me just fcuking around with some Jazz...Feed back needed...
PS Bump at high volume....

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General Discussion / Sexism and hiphop
« on: June 26, 2006, 04:07:34 PM »
Whats up with that in hiphop...for an MC, there's a Femcee, for a Head, there's a Headess...Why we always drawing that boundary...it ain't fair 4 the ladies..what y'all think???

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General Discussion / happy-bday high-xplosive(C4)
« on: June 26, 2006, 03:39:21 PM »
Happy bday to u son...pity its on a monday, but if u don't mind holla..we can pour some while we watch a game....Or we can bomb, like ur name suggests....Don't tell me its your 21st for the 4th consecutive year :D  :D

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Producers - Discussion / Muggs vs Gza- Grandmasters Acapellas
« on: June 08, 2006, 02:47:47 PM »
Get em while they still hot.....

Tracklisting and BPM Info

01- Intro- 65.472
02- Those Thats Bout It- 94
03- Destruction of a Gaurd- 88
04- Exploitation of Mistakes- 83
05- General Principles- 92.723
06- Advance Pawns- 85
07- Queens Gambit- 83.5
08- All In Together Now- 97.6
09- Unstoppable Threats- 95
10- Unprotected Pieces- 80
11- Illusionary Protection First Part- 94
11- Illusionary Protection Interlude Part- 85.02
12- Smothered Mate- 88


LINK REMOVED/?d=5VW1C64O

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Hot Traxxx / Wu Accapellas
« on: June 06, 2006, 04:47:07 PM »
To all y'all producers/beatmakers..here's some Wu-accapella's to lace ya beats on.


http://rapidshare.de/files/22271941/Wu_Acapellas.zip.html

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Producers - Discussion / ?uestions
« on: May 23, 2006, 06:51:37 PM »
I've noticed something weird ever since I came to this site....
Concerning the users,it seems most  here r not the cats who r enjoying airplay on radio stations or Tv, with the exception of a few(Most of which r involved in production)
f***  it, what am trying ot say is, how come I don't peep most of the cats on AG in magazines like "Hype" or Y-mag?.
Or is it coz cats use aliases when they on line.
Or  maybe AG is made up of "haters" who'll str8 up pounce on an "established"  artist once he/she is online?.

Ps: I'm under the influence, 5% Alc/Vol running in my blood stream, so if this don't make sense, just pretend it does.

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Humour / Jokes / New Languages.....
« on: May 20, 2006, 03:45:59 PM »
APL, BASIC, COBOL, FORTRAN, PASCAL, RPG... these programming languages are well known and (more or less) loved throughout the computer industry. There are numerous other languages, however, that are less well known yet still have ardent devotees. In fact, these little known languages generally have the most fanatic admirers. For those who wish to know more about these obscure languages--and why they are obscure--we present the following catalogue.

C-

This language was named for the grade received by its creator when he submitted it as a cla** project in a graduate programming cla**. C- is best described as a "low-level" programming language. In general, the language requires more C- statements than machine code instructions to execute a given task. In this respect it is very similar to COBOL.


DOGO

Developed at MIOT (Ma**achusetts Institute of Obedience Training). DOGO heralds a new era of computer-literate pets. DOGO commands include SIT, HEEL, STAY, PLAY_DEAD and ROLL_OVER. An innovative feature of DOGO is "puppy graphics," a small cocker spaniel that occasionally leaves deposits as it travels across the screen.


LAIDBACK

This language was developed at the Marin County Center for T'ai Chi, Mellowness and Computer Programming (now defunct), as an alternative to the more intense atmosphere in nearby Silicon Valley.

The center was ideal for programmers who liked to soak in hot tubs while they worked. Unfortunately few programmers could survive there because the center outlawed Pizza and Coca-Cola in favor of Tofu and Perrier.

Many mourn the demise of LAIDBACK because of its reputation as a gentle and non-threatening language since all error messages are in lower case. For example, LAIDBACK responded to syntax errors with the message: "I hate to bother you, but i just can't relate to that. can you find the time to try it again?"

SATRE

Named after the late existential philosopher, SATRE is an extremely unstructured language. Statements in SATRE have no purpose; they just are. Thus SATRE programs are left to define their own functions. SATRE programmers tend to be boring and depressing and are no fun at parties.

SIMPLE

SIMPLE is the acronym for Sheer Idiot's Monopurpose Programming Linguistic Environment. This language, developed at Hanover College for Technological Misfists, was designed to make it impossible to write code with errors in it. The statements are, therefore, confined to BEGIN, END and STOP. No matter how you arrange the statements, you can't make a syntax error.

SLOBOL

SLOBOL is best know for the speed, or the lack of it, of the compiler. Although may compilers allow you to take a coffee break while they compile, the SLOBOL compiler allows you to travel to Columbia to pick the coffee. Forty-three programmers are known to have died of boredom sitting at their terminals while waiting for a SLOBOL program to compile.

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Humour / Jokes / Lunch at Hewlett Packard
« on: May 20, 2006, 03:15:36 PM »
This is the story of a different kind. No melting CPU's, no screaming disc drives, just the kind of psychological torture that scars a man for life.

I had a 9:00 meeting with my sales rep. I needed to buy an entire new series 70, the works. He said it'd take about an hour. Three hours later, we'd barely got the datacomm hardware down on paper, so he invited me downstairs for lunch.

This was my first experience in an HP cafeteria. Above the service counter was a menu which began...

MMU's (Main Menu Units)

0001A Burger. Includes sesame-seed bun. Must order comdiments 00110A separately

001 Deletes seeds. 002 Expands burger to two patties.

00020A Double cheeseburger, preconfigured. Includes cheese, bun and condiments.

001 Add-on bacon. 002 Delete second patty. 003 Replaces second patty with extra cheese.

00021A Burger Upgrade to Double Cheeseburger

001 From Single Burger. 002 From Double Burger. 003 Return credit for bun.

00220A Burger Bundle. Includes 00010A, 00210A and 00310A

001 Substitute root beer 00311A for cola 00310A.

My eyes glazed over. I asked for a burger and a root beer. The waitress looked at me like I was an alien.

"How would you like to order that, sir?"

"Quickly, if possible. Can't I just order a sandwich and a drink?"

"No sir. All our service is menu driven. Now what would you like?"

I scanned the menu. "How big is the 00010 burger?"

"The patty is rated at eight bites."

"Well, how about the rest of it?"

"I dont have the specs on that, sir, but I think it's a bit more."

"Eight bites is too small. Give me the Double Burger Upgrade."

My sales rep interrupted. "No, you want the Single Burger option 002 'expands burger to two patties'. The double burger upgrade would give you two burgers.

"But you could get return credit on the extra bun," the waitress chimed in, trying to be helpful, "although it isn't documented."

I looked around to see if anybody was staring at me. There was a couple in line behind us. I recognized one of them, a guy who merely mowed me down in the parking lot with his cherry-red '62 Vette. He was talking to some woman who was waving her arms around and looking very excited.

"What if... we marketed the bacon cheeseburger with the vegetable option and without the burger and cheese? It'd be a BLT!"

The woman charged off in the direction of the telephone, running steeplechases over tables and chairs. My waitress tried to get my attention again. "Have you decided, sir?"

"Yeah, give me the double burger- excuse me, I mean the 00020A with the option 001. I want everything on it." She put me down for the Condiment Expansion Kit, which included mayonnaise, mustard and pickles with a option to substitute relish.

"Ketchup." I hated to ask. "I want ketchup on that, too."

"That's not a condiment, sir, it's a Tomato Product." My sales rep butted in again. "That's not a supported configuration."

"What now?" I kept my voice steady.

"Too juicy. The bun can't handle it."

"Look. Forget the ketchup, just put some lettuce and tomatoes on it."

The waitress backed away from the counter. "I'm sorry, sir, but that's not supported either, the bun can take it but the burger won't fit in the box. The sales rep defended himself. "Just not at first release." "It is being beta-tested, sir."

I checked the overhead screen. Fries, number 000210A, option 110. French followed by option 120, English. "What the hell are English Fries?" I turned to the sales rep. "Chips they call them. We sell a lot of them."

I gave up. "OK, OK just give me a plain vanilla Burger Bundle." The confused the waitress profoundly. "Sir, Vanilla as an option is configured only for series 00450 Milkshakes." My sales rep chuckles. "No ma'am, he just wants a standard 00220A off the shelf. I wondered how long it had been on the shelf. I didn't ask.

"Very good, sir." The waitress breathed a sigh off relief. "Your meal is now on order. Now how would you like it supported?"

"Support?" She directed me to the green shaded area at the bottom of the menu, and I began a litany with my Sales Rep that I'll never forget.

"Implementation a**istance?"

"You get a waiter."

"Implementation analysis?"

You tell him how hungry you are and he tells you what to eat."

"Response Center Support?"

"He brings it to your table."

"Extended materials?"

"You get refills."

I stuffed some money at the waitress and told her to take it. She gave me my check on three sheets of green-bar paper. I studied it on my way to the table, and decided it'd pa** as an emergency napkin.

Table? My Sales Rep had been bright enough to order us a table. He hadn't been bright enough to check on a delivery date. The table waiter slouching in his corner surveyed the crowded room, looked at me and said, "Two weeks. But I can get you a standalone chair by the window right away."

I handed him the tray. A woman rushed up to me with two small cups of chile and sauerkraut for the hot dog somebody else had ordered. The room began to grom dim, my eyesight faded...

I woke up clutching the water-gla** at my bedside table. It was five AM, four hours till my meeting with HP. I had had a vision, I did what it told me to do. I dialed my office, and I called in sick.

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General Discussion / Tv programs from yesteryear....
« on: May 20, 2006, 02:05:35 PM »
Damn I miss them old days when such shows where playing on Tell-lie-Vision... Back then we was like one of the few  peeps in our hood who had a telly :D  :D ... There was this tiny fellow who used to leave our cribs last after everybody else had to leave after 8:30pm...He expected more from our hospitality...that tiny fellow has grown to a cat now called eraze... 8)  8) . This was the beginning of the Americanization of most peeps









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Media / Da Vinci code flick
« on: May 19, 2006, 10:36:07 AM »
Finally this ish is dropping, this side over the weekend.....Don't know whether I shud check the flick out, b4 I've finished the book(which am halfway thru)...Hope this transformation from text to Vid of this controversial book, won't be badly portrayed like was the case with the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy....

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Geek Section / GTA gone loony
« on: May 17, 2006, 03:13:53 PM »
f*** is happening in dat game? Was spooked when I found lighties jamming this game, and at one stage it switched to pron.....Am talking 13 yr olds....

Peep the links 4 pics...

http://www.filelodge.com/files/room19/485747/gta2.jpg
http://www.filelodge.com/files/room19/485747/gta3.jpg
http://www.filelodge.com/files/room19/485747/gta4.jpg

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Hot Traxxx / PREMO AND CHRISTINA AGUILERA??
« on: May 03, 2006, 10:01:08 AM »
I saw this posted last year, cudn't find the original thread....
But it seems like its gonn' happen..peep:

http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1529698/04272006/aguilera_christina.jhtml?headlines=true
04.28.2006 6:00 AM EDT
Sure, Christina Aguilera got married, collaborated with old hands Herbie Hancock and Andrea Bocelli and made an album she's called "retro," but the former Xtina still has a dirty side.

In fact, she's got a track on that new record with Nas.

"It's part two of the one she did on the last album, but the beat is totally different," said DJ Premier, who produced several of the songs. "It's more jazz-sampled with these horn blasts."

Aside from previewing a few tracks on "TRL" recently, Aguilera has yet to say much about her new record, but according to its primary producers, fans should expect music that takes an innovative approach to honoring past eras.

"DJ Premier's half is very hip-hop with old samples, and then when my half of the album kicks in, all I can say is, just have a gla** of wine and enjoy the ride," said Linda Perry, another producer on the disc. "It's a very mature, very risky album [of] old-school jazzy blues. You're gonna think that these songs were recorded and written back in 1940."

"It's called Back to Basics, and that's exactly what it sounds like, the whole album," Premier added.

Nas is the only guest on the record, according to Premier, but Outkast's Big Boi is recording a verse for the remix to the first single, "Ain't No Other Man." Aguilera is shooting a video for the song this weekend.

"It's pretty much about how her husband has stolen her from looking at anybody else, 'cause he's the one who did it for her," said Premier, who produced the track with Charles Roane. "And the record's real sa**y, like an old Aretha [Franklin] 'Respect' kind of attitude. It's real raw and has breakbeats in it and everything, but it's chopped up and totally tailored to what she was trying to do [by] collaborating with me."

On Wednesday, Aguilera told Premier she was sore from learning the crazy choreography for the clip.

"The song is real, real fast, which is definitely different for me, 'cause I don't do real fast tempo," Premier said. "This thing is like 130 beats per minute, but it still sounds like hip-hop/ Christina."

Aguilera worked with Perry on 2002's Stripped but turned to Premier for the first time after hearing his jazz-influenced work with Gang Starr.

"I was surprised I got that call 'cause of our differences in the audiences we hit, but I'm always up for challenges and trying something new," Premier said. "She described what her album is about and then she sent me some CDs of what type of stuff's been inspiring her to make the record, and it happened to be a lot of stuff that I grew up on in the early '70s, 'cause I'm 40. Aretha Franklin, Etta James, Marvin Gaye, Esther Williams, all kinds of different things. Once I saw that's the vibe she wanted, I still had to make it sound like the way my beats thump and stuff but still give her the atmosphere she's trying to bring out on the singing side."

Premier used live instrumentation on some tracks and sampled old jazz records on others. On one tune, he sampled voice messages from fans left through Aguilera's Web site with one of her own cla**ics.

"I had 'Genie in a Bottle' a cappella on vinyl, and I was scratching that, trying some things, and Christina walked in and was like, 'Yo, that's hot,' so we laid that down," Premier said. "That turned into a whole song called 'Thank You,' and I think it's the last song on the album."

Premier was only slated to do one or two tracks but ended up with five on the album, plus the intro. Perry also has several tracks, and Kwame, Mark Ronson and Big Tank, who does the music for "The Boondocks" cartoon, each contribute as well.

"She played me the stuff Linda Perry did, and everything was dope, totally opposite from what my music is, but when you put it all in the right sequence, it works," Premier said. "Her album is really, really well-rounded. She totally put it together right. And she was directing the whole thing. She knew what she wanted."

Perry, who has also been working with Courtney Love (see "Linda Perry Wants To Save 'Queen Of Rock And Roll' Courtney Love"), said Aguilera's marriage has matured her for the better (see "Christina Aguilera Marries Jordan Bratman").

"She's got a lot of wonderful things to say," Perry said. "It was really easy to be a part of the record, because she was so clear with her vision of the record and the ideas that she came with. All I did was sit and listen to her ideas and came up with a way to record it."

Christina has called the album gritty and raw (see "Christina Aguilera Finishing 'Raw' LP, Waiting For Perfect Film Role"), but Perry said fans of her angelic voice need not worry.

"People thought she could sing before — well, you haven't heard anything yet," Perry said. "But it's definitely a risky record. It's not Stripped at all. ... She's completely in a different space."

Perry has one mix left but said the album is otherwise done. Aguilera's spokesperson said to expect a late summer/ early fall release.

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Humour / Jokes / Loony marketing
« on: May 02, 2006, 11:20:07 AM »
Peep this:


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General Discussion / K.R.S....
« on: April 26, 2006, 01:10:38 PM »
Was wondering where the knowledgeable AG ma**es get they info from, i.e sites on general knowledge...Which sites would u recommend for one who wants to boost they knowledge on just about  e'thing....
 I check the following myself :

www.google.com

http://www.howstuffworks.com/

infowars.com

http://www.brookings.edu/

http://www.geektools.com/

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Sports Arena / a**enal(spelling error's intentional)
« on: April 06, 2006, 02:39:51 PM »
I hate that team Arsenal, as a Man U fan, I usually cross my fingaz to see the muthaf***az lose, but they always go through. But anyway congratuf***enlations 4 them holding Juve to a goal less draw. Maybe I shud throw away my Man u Jersey, :cry:  :cry:

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