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General Discussion / Re: personal experiences turned advice

« on: June 16, 2008, 12:13:57 AM »

Dont understand how this turned into a coloured bash but the perceived (and displayed) aggressive nature of coloured folks comes from beign a marginalised minority, makes us gatvol and then we dont lus to take menses kak and then if you take us for your poes to our face we must rearrange that face... and the laws are simple and a teaching tool....
There is no such thing as a fair fight...
If you go down you alone....
and others... thats how i learned to fight... its a harsh system but it teaches valuable survivial lessons.... not that i'm particularly violent or even short-tempered... why i consider myself the very paragon of restraint and tolerance of divergent and unsettling opinions.
But if a doos who came sterk gevriet gets put down then as a community we obliged to highlight his mistake by punctuating it with a few blows to the head while he's lying down... you can learn alot while horizontal.
But dont come a**ume we savages and shit. coloureds is some good people. I should know been one my whole life and i'm great people.

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Motoring Forum / Re: THE HOT BOY

« on: June 15, 2008, 11:59:14 PM »

Yeah girl your kid is cute but i roll wit his bro who just got out a lock-up and signed on with the Cosa Nostra.......







A beautiful suit hides big guns better...

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General Discussion / Re: personal experiences turned advice

« on: June 11, 2008, 04:53:51 PM »

DO NOT believe her when she says her dad will be gone all afternoon!

DO NOT attempt a wheelie on a damp road without leathers after a party!

DO NOT run 8Bars of boost and hit the track without a shakedown run and expect your engine to stay in one piece!

DO NOT hustle at pool when you're alone and your car is parked 4 blocks away in Goodwood!

DO NOT stand within 2 meters of your friend when he attempts to juggle knives while drunk!

DO NOT let anybody with anger issues play FIFA 08 for money on your Playstation! (Those controllers aren't cheap cocksucker!)

DO NOT let the woman in your life borrow a pair of socks cos her feet are cold... you will never have clean socks available to you ever again.

 

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Humour / Jokes / Re: When Hobo’s attack

« on: June 11, 2008, 04:14:47 PM »

Dont get it twisted tho sometimes pay back is a bitch.
There was this young-ish hobo that used to prowl this park close to my folks place and he used to bother kids walking across the park to the corner shop... This is in Wetton/Ottery for those that know Cape Town... and like he smoked Mandrax and drank meths but he was in ok shape for a bergie, reckon he was eating ok off the robbing of little kids, so like he was mostly a nuisance who my friendsand i would chase away with a kick to the gut or a bicycle chain to the back of the head but one time we chilling on the stoep and one of the laaities from the road comes running down the road tjchanking and we hear this bra jacked his mommy's bread oney and his school bag on the park... we about to dash to find the c***, cos the laaitie mos got a hot sister but before we can even get out the gate this kids bra**e is all on their bmx's and up the raod to the park, by the time we get there we just in time to catch this bergie being kicked in his poes by 8 laaities, none older than 12... i mean they moered him with their bikes, chains, two gla** 500ml coke bottles,, yo it was ugly.
so we all left him lying in a heap in the park cos he was out cold... Later the street rocks from more roxions cos now the laaities daddy comes home and hears about the robbery and goes looking for  the bergie, this is nearly an hour later and the bergie is just coming to when he catches dad bearing down on him with a crow-bar... i swear some of the funniest shit i seen is this  f***ed up bergie being chased all the way to the police station by the kids dad, he turns himself in and i'm pretty sure the cops also contributed some klappe.
Moral of the story: dont f*** with lil kids.

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General Discussion / Re: your BIGGEST fears

« on: June 11, 2008, 03:45:59 PM »

-Ah hell no am i heading behind bars... I'm too damn pretty. I'll go out in a blaze of gunfire no question.

-Waking up a white guy with no rhythm (nuttin but luv fo my cracker peeps.. I see you Rob and Dpleezy!  )

-Showing up for Sunday Lunch at my moms and finding all the people i care about watching a video of all the despicable shit I've done in the past. (This would be impossible as there is no conclusive evidence and few living witnesses to most of it, but many fears are irrational)

-Being concious while i decompose and am being feasted on by vermin.

- BIGGEST FEAR OF ALL!!!!! Waking up stupid.

 

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General Discussion / Re: Languages?

« on: June 06, 2008, 03:53:21 PM »

English
Afrikaans
Xhosa (working on it)
Tsotsi/Gam (ek gwala mos met die ndodas, how gwala jy?)
Dutch (pretty much there the afrikaans helped alot)
French (i lose some everyday)
Spanish (read perfect, understanding and speaking gets betta all the time)
Italian (see Spanish above)
Latin (yes i know this is weird and a dead language but i studied it for 6 years and its made all the european ones easier ALOT)
Pig Latin (ixnay onay ethay glyuay itchbay ogday!)
Japanese (mostly reading,,, thank you anime, but the speech is getting there)
Arabic (getting my phrases together)

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General Discussion / Help Big SYn out

« on: June 06, 2008, 02:06:09 PM »

Yo cats just doin a touch of admin and realising in my recent machine crash i done lost a number of contacts so i'm asking the good peoples around here to aid me with the names and contact (e-mail or whatever deets) for hip hop venues and promoters in Jozi. If you feel shit ias to sensitive for the nets then feel free to pm me. But help me out here, i think i pa**ed the test of time on this motherf***er.

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Geek Section / Re: He-Man a coming!!

« on: June 05, 2008, 03:15:59 PM »

seriously Pyro, you never needed He-man as an excuse to run around in your underwear and beat kids with sticks... that shit is just ingrained. Cos you still doing it now right....

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General Discussion / Re: Wat gets u Up wen u down?

« on: May 30, 2008, 04:05:19 PM »

-Watching the cat who just snatched my homes bag run directly at me looking over his shoulder with a smile on his face.
-Seeing the surprise on said young man's face as he runs into my rapidly moving fore-arm.
-Changing left over Euros at the Forex people after a long trip and ending up with more than they cost me to get.
-Hitting the gym hard after an absence and feeling the burn after the first set.
-A perfectly seared salmon steak.
-God of War II
-After 3 years of sparring and coming off 2nd best, catching that pacey middle-weight summamabitch wit the perfect right cross on the temple, "Heavy-weights are slow!" is what you said right?
-Watching the pressure get to dog as he sinks the cue ball with R500 on the table.
-Getting behind the wheel after a long time away from my baby.

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Hip Hop Events / Re: Ben Sharpa European Tour Dates

« on: May 30, 2008, 02:54:14 PM »

f***in great man, you wait to go to Holland just after i come back....!!!! Man i woulda loved to be there for that. Hell I woulda MC-ed his shows for free... well big-ups to all my people truely pioneering shit

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Hot Traxxx / Re: Anti-Xenophobia

« on: May 30, 2008, 02:42:31 PM »

Shit ya'll i'm mad proud of all of you, RR, I commend you driving this process and i feel shitty having not been involved, just got back from Holland with Zubz and Zuluboy and we were discussing what could be done and i'm glad to see they both got on the Jozi line-up. While i dont know what i can do to help out now, I will most def be there.
You all are helping restore my faith in gra**-roots movements, i dont think you should all pause to at yourselves on the back so allow me to do it for you...
*pat-pat-pat*

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Media / Re: SA DJ ON Allhiphop.com front page

« on: April 18, 2008, 04:53:48 PM »

pardon my ignorance, but who is this Naves person?

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General Discussion / Re: am i overreacting?

« on: April 18, 2008, 04:44:17 PM »

If you've already decided to "leave" him then why all the angst about him not callin you in a week? These stupid loyalty tests people trying to find the boundaries in their relationships help f***ing no1. You either gone or you there, dont play games... and I know how you girls love that shit but if you can seriously consider long terming with this cat then get it out there and be done with it. Ofcourse taking into account the timing of the thing, are you guys in that "lets make a determinataion about where this shit is going" place? If so then fine otherwise shut your gob and make decisions for yourself.
Oh and BTW you will always be makign decisions ONLY for you and yo kid, even if you marry this or any other guy, you can consider them when you make decisions but they have to decide to go along.
It seesm like you both know the score, now you just ahve to decide how long the game is gonna go on, you can set any time you want, butyou have to both be cool with that.
You know its a shame about your situation with men, but i heard that from too many girls that they aint never been treated weel, so have you considered that having never tasted honey you dont know how it should taste? or you've got an idealised view of the flavour you're expecting? Or you dont know enough that the honey you swallowing now is some imitation shit? all things to consider.
Simply, if you on the field and he cant decide to take the field, there is no game on. you need two full strnegth teams ready to play to have a match. It is all naturally black and white, we make the grey ourselves.

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Hip Hop Events / Thursday in CPT

« on: March 31, 2008, 01:07:44 PM »

Check out the flyer

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General Discussion / Re: White Pants

« on: March 27, 2008, 08:07:05 PM »

White clothing amplifies the visual perception of the size of an object due to the fact that white, being the amalgamation of the full colour spectrum reflects more light, than any other frequency of colour. All the frequencies of light bounce of your retina simultaneously, which is why white is so hard to look at, because your ocular nerves are being overloaded. Also, with white pants you're not just getting hit by the reflection off the front of the object but any and all surface area being struck by direct light is reflecting it, so you "see" the sides of the pants at the same time as the front and therefore it occupies more space, your brain puts all the white together in the strongest silhouette it can find and so the original lines of the pants are scaled up and look bigger.

BTW White linen shorts are great beachwear and i aint shy to rock mine... if it troubles you so much you feel the need to take issue with that, you aint never tried them, breezy and light, they minimise summer nut-sweat.