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Humour / Jokes / Re: Funniest almost-rape ever
« on: August 20, 2010, 02:21:10 PM »
Somebody should totally get Jeezy and Lil Jon to do this song with that marching band.... I smell a banger!!
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Hot Traxxx / Re: Fcuk Green Goblin
« on: August 13, 2010, 05:10:39 PM »
WTF!!! *SMACKS THE TASTE OUTTA BRICKS MOUF WITH A ROLLED UP COPY OF THE WIDENING GYRE issue 1*
BATMAN = DC GREEN GOBLIN = MARVEL
come on man, i'm disappointed, and doubly disappointed I had to point this out.
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Humour / Jokes / Re: AG Cla**ics Endzi vs Blaqsouljah
« on: August 12, 2010, 05:32:38 PM »
Shit I nearly pa**ed out from the ether fumes flying all around there.... ah yes those were simpler times.
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Traders / Re: Respect prince's PIMP hand
« on: August 10, 2010, 04:12:36 PM »
Prince is indeed one of the godfather's of pimp.
He was stringing out hoes while wearing tights and heels, Eddie Murphy dressed like him, he's 4 feet tall and he still gotta beat the bitches back.
I'm a fan what can I say.
On Eric Benet that cat deserves an honourable mention. The first time he did shows in SA a friend of mine was the costume mistress for his Sun City shows. He was there for 4 days, Halle was there for the 1st 2 (she came to his dressing room for a fitting and he was balling Halle on the couch with the door ajar) Halle leaves and in the last 2 he banged 9 other bitches! Some back stage after the show, in bathrooms, everywhere, apparently the hotel a**igned a security detail just to keep other guests away cos He couldn't stop f***in anything that moved,
He was stringing out hoes while wearing tights and heels, Eddie Murphy dressed like him, he's 4 feet tall and he still gotta beat the bitches back.
I'm a fan what can I say.
On Eric Benet that cat deserves an honourable mention. The first time he did shows in SA a friend of mine was the costume mistress for his Sun City shows. He was there for 4 days, Halle was there for the 1st 2 (she came to his dressing room for a fitting and he was balling Halle on the couch with the door ajar) Halle leaves and in the last 2 he banged 9 other bitches! Some back stage after the show, in bathrooms, everywhere, apparently the hotel a**igned a security detail just to keep other guests away cos He couldn't stop f***in anything that moved,
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Movie Talk / Re: Inception
« on: August 10, 2010, 03:58:32 PM »
Ya I really enjoyed it, I've been a fan of Christopher Nolan since Memento. I'm mosdef copping this on Bluray or at least Bluray rip.
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General Discussion / Re: Parenting Gone Wrong? Or Sluts Will Be Sluts!!!!!
« on: August 10, 2010, 02:16:10 PM »
yo guy this is clearly hitting home hard for you. I'm sure your daughter won't end up doing DP on camera as long as you raise her right with the minimum of daddy issues. Lets face it the vast majority of daughters keep their freaky sexual shit behind closed doors where their dads cant see them.
Despite what she says, the fact that CHippy brought up moving out of her dads house cos she didnt want to get in the way/be around his new baby seems to point at her being starved for attention of feeling she has been. She clearly is doing pron either completely or partly to give daddy a miocardial infarction.
Don't f*** your kid up and she'll probly b fine.
Despite what she says, the fact that CHippy brought up moving out of her dads house cos she didnt want to get in the way/be around his new baby seems to point at her being starved for attention of feeling she has been. She clearly is doing pron either completely or partly to give daddy a miocardial infarction.
Don't f*** your kid up and she'll probly b fine.
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General Discussion / Re: Parenting Gone Wrong? Or Sluts Will Be Sluts!!!!!
« on: August 10, 2010, 12:09:38 PM »
no thank you, I'm not interested in seeing anything that looks like Laurence Fishburne get f***ed.
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Media / Re: Public Drinking is it a Criminal offence
« on: August 10, 2010, 12:07:33 PM »
ok firstly walking down the street with a gla** of whisky is either kak ganstah or kinda sad, I think it depends on if you had rocks or not and if it was a tumbler or a high ball..... but seriously why were you?
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Media / Re: Public Drinking is it a Criminal offence
« on: August 10, 2010, 11:49:14 AM »
I don't go to the beach at night anymore, a year ago my lady and I got robbed by a gang of teens on Camps Bay.
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General Discussion / Re: Parenting Gone Wrong? Or Sluts Will Be Sluts!!!!!
« on: August 10, 2010, 11:42:23 AM »
Thing is many pronstars purport to having never been abused, apparently a number of them have degrees and come from loving fams, they just like attention and f***ing.
We don't know if Morpheus is a good dad and we don't know what their relationship is like, maybe she don't get no cash.
Thing is if she was gonna do it, aint shit he could do to stop her.
But I would love to hear his word on this.
We don't know if Morpheus is a good dad and we don't know what their relationship is like, maybe she don't get no cash.
Thing is if she was gonna do it, aint shit he could do to stop her.
But I would love to hear his word on this.
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Media / Re: Public Drinking is it a Criminal offence
« on: August 10, 2010, 11:34:04 AM »
are you sure? I thought it was ok as long as you at a restaurant table, but surely if you traipsing down the main drag, swigging from a bottle of moderately priced Shiraz the 5-0 might take issue?
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General Discussion / Re: Almost got stabbed! Again! in one week!
« on: August 06, 2010, 06:11:29 PM »@RR, it was one of those coloured driver taxis right? Sounds like it, I'm not surprised, a couple of people have gotten abducted and raped in those taxis, Cape coloureds don’t play. When I was still using public transport, I steered well away from such taxis if empty or had only males. A friend of mine almost got abducted but got away...twice!!! My ex flatmate got robbed in a taxi from town to rondebosch.
Cos there has never been an instance of a black taxi driver doing anything remotely like this ofcourse.
GTFOH
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General Discussion / Re: Thuggin h0s
« on: August 06, 2010, 06:08:57 PM »
Many years ago I dated this chick from what my mother would call "the wrong side of the tracks" (yes she is very judgmental) specifically cos my boys and I had argued that serious hoodrats are always trouble and girls from there never got any idea how to act (though on the upside they are often shockingly nasty to make up for it).
I poo-pooed that notion (except for the nasty thing cos they is) and set out to find a diamond in the rough so I could lord it over them later.
Yes Stacey was nasty (in the best way possible) but she was sweet, she made me coffee and sandwiches and the head was MONSTROUS so I was the clear winner till the first time she got proper drunk in front of me at a party....
2 a**ault charges later (one of them on the cop who came to arrest her on the first one), a busted 84cm tv I had to pay for, 6 stiches behind my homey's (now) wife's ear (a**ault charge no1) and a knocked out tooth on another homey (he declined to press charges) I still get shit about it every now and then [11 YEARS LATER]..
but f*** that was the most eventful and (from my point of view at the edges of the fray) hilarious 2 hours of my teens.
I poo-pooed that notion (except for the nasty thing cos they is) and set out to find a diamond in the rough so I could lord it over them later.
Yes Stacey was nasty (in the best way possible) but she was sweet, she made me coffee and sandwiches and the head was MONSTROUS so I was the clear winner till the first time she got proper drunk in front of me at a party....
2 a**ault charges later (one of them on the cop who came to arrest her on the first one), a busted 84cm tv I had to pay for, 6 stiches behind my homey's (now) wife's ear (a**ault charge no1) and a knocked out tooth on another homey (he declined to press charges) I still get shit about it every now and then [11 YEARS LATER]..
but f*** that was the most eventful and (from my point of view at the edges of the fray) hilarious 2 hours of my teens.
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Humour / Jokes / Re: Things That People Do That Annoy You.
« on: July 21, 2010, 05:17:32 PM »
HOW THE f*** YOU HATE ON STEVIE??!!!!!
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Humour / Jokes / Re: Things That People Do That Annoy You.
« on: July 21, 2010, 05:16:19 PM »
Loud muthaf***a neighbour wanna catch feelings when I ask him to not bump f***in SABC 3 at full volume at 3am on a Tuesday, but comes angry knocking when I got me some Stevie Wonder at moderate volume at midnight on a Saturday??!!!!!!!!
Who the f*** you is??
poes...
?!!!!!!!!Who the f*** you is?
?poes...