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Motoring Forum / MY VROOM

« on: January 25, 2007, 06:27:34 PM »

oh but mr frost. or you even synactic. my trusted pushers. but where are all the cars. nothing since december. thats shocking. do be kind and lift your game. i suppose i could too. but i mean really. thats what happens when you spoil people. its not ma fault. :wink:

something niiiice please. i want to be inspired.

* she smiles ever so sweetly *

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Politics / THE FIRST LADY

« on: January 23, 2007, 03:26:27 PM »

...you know every now and again. there are topics so conspicuous by their abscence here.

so hilary clinton declares her intents to run for the highest office. and thereby make american history. on some painting the oval office in shades of delicate rose pinks. and this is not news.

besides having an incredible tag team relationship with her husband - quite clearly. on some me. then you. whats her story anyway. what is hilary about. and more so. what are her chances. hhmmm (private thoughts out loud).

tut tut. * sigh *

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Humour / Jokes / DID YOU KNOW

« on: January 12, 2007, 12:56:39 PM »

this should be in politics. but its got jokes. like how bizarre.

so today. i would like to talk or chortle rather. about niyazov. the now deceased dictator (or to sugar coat it - president for life) of turkmenistan (my sentiments exactly).

like i know. i know nothing. NOTHING.

when there is a place where one man reinvented the monthly calendar. including the names of everydays. abo wednesday and sunday so. figured nah. never that. imma name it after somebody just because its what i want. and i can. and then. hows having to read his book on life. and answering questions on that to pa** your drivers licence. come on nooooow. elaborate shrines to his parents. on some. sibong' abazali. women ordered to gnaw on bones coz its the way forward in terms of whitening their teeth white (yessus. then they can rot sham). its a country where an open book shaped building (no. seriously) is known as the house of creativity. an ode to the media. which was heavily sensored under this guy anyway. gives new meaning to the concept of being an open book huh. chuckle. * winding down speech * the list is endless...

we dont know about this guy. why. how did he make it under the radar.

all strange but true. mind you.


( HAVE A NICE WEEKEND  )

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Hip Hop Events / ITS FOR THE KIDS

« on: January 11, 2007, 04:56:55 PM »

aawww. its so sweet.

so while we were debating other peoples fates. and loading up our uzzis to take shots. being all fearless and shyt. in this playground we call ag (sidlala kakubi).
the little people were on some crossing their own rubicons. facing their fears. they were crying. like trauma. i wonder if we remember whats its like to feel that vulnerable. on some first day. very first day at school.

a whole nation of new leaders stepping out for the first time. on some back to school.  

its a hip hop event.

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Politics / THE TAKEOVER...

« on: December 15, 2006, 02:26:10 PM »

* she clears throat *

ahem. uhm. uh. tate. i just thought that you should know that youre 'your undemocratic president(ship) of the (un)official zubz fan club. may be under siege. by yours truly. hostile takeovers and shyt. plotting a coup. thought i should give you a heads up. you know. play fair. that type of thing. dont sleep. (cue: evil laff).

* SHE RAISES POM POMS *

maybe start a cheerleading squad or something while im at it. a touch of pizzaz. hmmm...

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Humour / Jokes / ON HOW TO FLOSS...

« on: December 12, 2006, 01:49:14 PM »

okay so abomrapper sometimes mara. fascinating how it goes down.

was chuckling to myself about nas. on some with mobb deep. talking bout how. HALLE BERRY blew a kiss at the BARBRA STREISAND concert. on some ive arrived.

and then recently jayz all on some. they be hanging out with the likes of GWYNETH PALTROW. look at me. look at me.

i mean really.

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Hip Hop Events / TALKING BIG

« on: December 07, 2006, 04:08:13 PM »

and speaking on all matters conspicuous by their absence.

SARAH JONES. BRIDGE AND TUNNEL. at the wits theatre til saturday night.

like while we were busy debating kelly khumalos prowess. for all our small talk.

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Hip Hop Events / HAPPY BIRTHDAY...

« on: November 28, 2006, 06:16:08 AM »

...BEAKER.


THE ARCHER - catch my arrow in a heart near you.



FREEDOM LOVING. JOVIAL AND GOOD HUMOURED. LOADED WITH INTELLIGENCE. HONEST. EVER THE OPTIMIST. YOU SEE HOPE IN EVERYTHING YOU DO. WHICH OFTEN MAKES YOU CARELESS BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE THE BEST WILL ALWAYS BEFALL YOU. YOU GALLOP AROUND SHOOTING YOUR ARROWS EVERYWHERE. YOU DRINK AND GAMBLE. WITH A STRONG INCLINATION TO BE A PLAYBOY WASTING YOUR LIFE AWAY IN FRIVOLOUS PURSUITS. RESTLESS. YOU DRINK AND GAMBLE. A PROPER CHANCE TAKER. YOU DRINK AND GAMBLE. PLAYING CHECKERS AND THEN THINKING ON THE BEGINNINGS OF MANKIND IS SOMETHING THAT SUITS YOUR TASTES.

and so from one 'player' to another. play on.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY (sung in the tune of hip hop beats). my dream for you. of wishes wrapped in unceasing blessings and tied in ribbons of gold.

http://www.africasgateway.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=8327&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=&sid=09038f2a55bc7342349765af083a4cb4 (you had me at hello)

you are so loved.

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The Office / but...

« on: November 24, 2006, 04:46:56 PM »

...but you still show.

ive been meaning to ask. whats the point of the hidden option for log in. when the names are still exposed. so then its hidden from what.

is that a glitch in the system or am i missing something.

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Humour / Jokes / LET THEM EAT CAKE

« on: November 15, 2006, 08:08:21 AM »

okay so anyway. in life. there are those people who try be serious. then there are those who think they are serious. and then you get those who are just serious. on some OTHER.

you see i didnt know that there were louis vuitton 'timbz'. for lack of a better word. they will have to be 'timbz' coz they were 'timbz' ke. and if beaker wasnt there to testify it may be that i would have simply laffed it off. like nah. no ways.
its become a bit of a private joke. but now im wonderingl like maybe the joke is on us though. like whats the story with louis vuitton 'timbz'. MY GOD. hectic. hotdamn. like nevermind. let it go.  
and then how much are parents paying. when these were spotted on a crew of about three 15 year olds.

ola democracy.

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Hip Hop Events / BEFDAY YAM

« on: November 03, 2006, 07:31:54 AM »

- IT IS A HIP HOP EVENT. THE MAIN HEADLINING ACT FOR THE DAY -

* we interrupt your regular viewing and opinion session to announce that *

'the sensei'. also known as 'the librarian'. formerly of 'each one. teach one' fame. 'everybodys BIG BROTHER' was born today.

HEEPPPYY BESDAY TATE

* cue peace signs: party on dude *

live on and live strong chap.



fine print: this message was kindly brought to you by the people at the HIPHOCALYPSE.

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Hip Hop Events / LOVE

« on: October 26, 2006, 04:46:49 PM »

YOU GUYS. IM AN AUNTY TODAY!!!!!!!! :!:

* as she lifts off the ground. reaches up and touches the sky *

i wrote him a love letter. the new love of my love.


- FOR ONE DAY OF YOUR SMILE (for you)-

they beat drums in the sky
the stars dance to the sweet sounds of a glowing joy
heaven hums in the tune of harmony

the future wills amongst us to be born

your coming
like a whisper heard only by patient ancestors
we are told of a conception and await its honoured inception
we sit outside your door
and lay ourselves at your feet
our hearts unfold

waterfalls of love
trickle into the lonely desert of our being
and we are washed anew in you

and for you a silver dream we'll dream
let it shimmer into time
a warm breeze
silk against your innocent skin
our words to part your seas

we come bearing gifts

make offerings of rainbows
blowing kisses into all your tommorrows
we wish upon the present
that you may sit within stillness
and know her secrets
your youth
the compa**ion of only the sweetest truths

in my overwhelmed simplicity
i steal a moment with destiny

this is the song
and for you i sing.


im somebody's only aunty. its some glorious shyt.    

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Hip Hop Events / HOVITO'S WAY

« on: October 12, 2006, 12:04:27 AM »

tossing and turning. like just this once. durban and cape town HOU JOU BEK! maybe just this once. dont tell me how the story ends.
not taking any chances with nobody. pre-emptive measures. the only girl i know at home who gets it. and will level with me. like halla.
she did. shes coming to joburg saturday. round two.

* oohh lalala - its on nooow!!! * cue: pom-pom girls.

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Hip Hop Events / JAMMIN

« on: October 10, 2006, 09:23:00 PM »

...squirmed a bit. on some. uh. well. not sure if its a 'hip hop' event. but ke nonetheless here we are.

i was just wondering if we're gonna be the fronters we are and act like there isnt a whole entire situation going down in newtown saturday.

THE NOKIA (milk how much do we charge them! laff) JAMMIN MUSIC CONCERT emary fitzgerald square.

its an interesting mixture of people really. some i know. others im like aiight then. exposure. you shall be known.

BLKJKS/PROVERB/16 STITCH/READY D/HHP/FUZIGISH/ROGERGOODE/RYAN DENT/ZULUBOY/GUMSHEV (who is this - love the name!)/ARNO CARSTENS/SKWATTA/TRANSKEI COWBOYS/ZOLA/LEBO/BARNEY SIMON (!)/RUNNING WITH SCISSORS/TWEAK/MORAFE/ ETC ETC

just lots.

starts at 10am (you know how the night before always goes wrong and at bout 5am peeps are STILL on some. now where do we go - well here it is. like dont bother going home. chuckle)

and its free. pity about the no alcohol fine print (matriculants close your eyes. dont try this at home. you guys must do your homeweks :wink: ). pity.

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Movie Talk / what do you see

« on: October 06, 2006, 02:41:08 PM »

i was just thinking the other day. how many of us notice the extras. like hey. ive seen you before. not the supporting characters. but for example. the other cops in the precinct. that guy answering the phone there. like he doesnt do much. but he gets a fleeting moment. that sometimes accords us a close up. how many of us notice him enough to see him again. in some other. as the guy who is the ice cream man. as the couple pa**es him.

i mean is it really possible to. without loss of focus. is it possible to look out for them too. what with weak plots and sci-fi distractions. we are required to concentrate harder for so many reasons.

but anyway. i wondered... :arrow: