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Hip Hop Events / FREE ME

« on: April 27, 2007, 12:42:27 AM »

for chris thembisile hani. for steven bantu biko. for robert mangaliso sobukwe.

who didnt see it. but played their part. we remember and give thanks.

HAPPY FREEDOM DAY SOUTH AFRICA. GOD knows you earned it.

enjoy. and be all you can be. be free.

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General Discussion / the dark side...

« on: April 25, 2007, 03:04:16 PM »

strip clubs. strips joints. die hele ding.

now. whats the story. coz why is it like there seems to be enough 'establishments' cropping up. every other day on the streets of jozi. im like. thats new a billboard. thats a new place.

nevermind good ol teazers. then it was the grand. the lollipop lounge (funky name 8 and the cheek of it - on some girls sweet like candy * rolls eyes *) ) etc etc. et al. the works.

one would think there was some kind of a competition going down. even call themselves ' a dance experience ' these days. i was like ola. sharp.  okay then. the people want to see. makes you curious. like what is going on. and what is the difference then.

there are alot of strip clubs going real big. marketing and positioning themselves. all of a sunday. whats the score.

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Humour / Jokes / HEY YOU....

« on: April 20, 2007, 05:47:27 PM »

...yes. you.

check us trying to be like we arent the only two people logged on. haha.

on some. shuffle shuffle. oh damn. is that you syn. nah. cant be. * keeps looking round store *

meanwhile back at the ranch: hmmm. that looks like it might be roze. sounds like her. nah. cant be. shuffle shuffle.

HI SYNTACTIC

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Humour / Jokes / UPPER CUT

« on: April 20, 2007, 04:56:42 PM »

funny. but not so funny.

- BROAD BASED EMPOWERMENT -

say ladies. so like DID YOU KNOW. coz i didnt. that you can sue for heartache. well yes ofcourse you can. the old fashioned way and shyt. but the law. oooh. i love the law. the law has yet more hidden under its sleeve.

like so you can sue the other woman for alienation of affection AND seduction. ofcourse you can be suing him aswell. but she can go down too. * upper cut * alienation of affection. whaaat. i think thats so deep. on some you must never. chuckle.

you must know these things. sure they come in handy. do feel better. boohahaha!!!

hilarious.

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Politics / im not sure but...

« on: April 16, 2007, 02:17:19 PM »

...so i have a question. and its been one that has been bugging me for the longest. and i was just wondering whether it ever crosses anyones mind really. like why and how does this happen.

how do you guys spell mzantsi? who spells it mzansi. is it mzansi. and if it isnt. how did it become the official way of spelling it. not that i profess to know what is the correct way. but is this not an english spelling take on it...

this seems to be irritating me. because then i dont understand how it happens. surely someone in the concept room can spell it correctly. surely. case in point. when woolworths decides to start selling amadumbe. where do they get of calling them amadumbis. but who said they were amadumbis.

* rolls eyes *

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Hip Hop Events / OUR CRUS-OU

« on: April 16, 2007, 02:00:16 PM »

...because she is hip hop.


is the a**istant director of the play THORNTON WILDER's 'OUR TOWN' that will be on at the:

UNIVERSITY OF JOHANNESBURG ARTS CENTRE

2-5 & 9 -12 MAY 2007

19h30

TICKETS ARE R20 - R40


...Our Town encapsulates the nature of life from its beginning to its middle and to its end.Over the course of three acts, we become acquainted with the everyday lives of an unexceptional group of people who live in a nondescript town. With relative ease, we begin to identify with the modest but busy and full lives of the townspeople. Their daily activities, issues and problems aren't dramatically different to our own: they prepare meals, deal with family matters, take time to dream, fall in love and suffer personal tragedy.

In emphasising the characters and their seemingly mundane lives, the play challenges the audience to question the purpose of life and whether it has any eternal value. Our hearts echo Emily's poignant question, "Do any human beings ever realise life while they live it? Every, every moment?"

This answer is revealed in understanding that Wilder's focus on the ordinary, in fact, has an extraordinary purpose:to show that the power of life is found not only in moments of great pa**ion and joy, but that it also exists within every facet of our daily existence.

as the play progresses, we become increasingly aware that "something is eternal. And it ain't houses and it ain't names, and it ain't earth, and it ain't even the stars – everybody knows in their bones that something is eternal, and that something has to do with human beings."

we realise that most people fail to recognise the eternal within themselves and in those around them; they do not make much effort to cherish life while they still have it. Ultimately, this realisation urges us to examine the way in which we live life and – unknowingly – impact the lives of others...

   :wink:

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Hip Hop Events / HAPPY BIRFDAY

« on: April 14, 2007, 11:11:15 AM »

all this monkey business. so what happened is that all i did was tell this one guy right. and he got all excited. party hats on and all.

then he all went around telling e'body. then next thing. he was skating through and they were like YEEEEHA!!! . he said whatever it takes

he also got pretty worked up

these ones needed transport and were on some so uh hijacking 101 type stunt.

he couldnt make it. made to believe you met him in argentina where he is still.
but he sent his

hey even these monkeys decided to drop by

as you can see it got pretty hectic this whole thing. so much chaos and all these monkeys. just everybody everywhere. coz then. they also decided to come through

as did they. not to be outdone. they came through too. jumping.

theres always one or two foes who cant help themselves and need to see the spectacle. so he came

and then some...



oops and him too.


not sure what to bring they brought

but all eventually decided on this award



HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLAQSOULJAH

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Hip Hop Events / MADAME ZINGARA...

« on: April 04, 2007, 03:04:59 PM »

- THE THEATRE OF DREAMS -

i get out of my boxes.

again. taking my usual liberties (i cant be stopped. boohahaha!!! :twisted:). this is not hip hop. but when the debate rages on about what is. then there are gaps.

if you are in cape town. go and see this. you must. experience it. a toast to sensuality and our right to delight. a celebration of fantasy. in taste. in sight. in sound. if you like to journey just nje. fun that is neither here nor there.
they tell you to go out and practise random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty.

and for all the dodgy boys. there is this belly dancer (i done never seen a white girl shake her booty like that. no never. i was just like can someone please tell that girl she is not allowed. all the while laffing at all the baffoons who came with their dudes - their eyes popping out).

its coming to joburg and durban. dont sleep. its a bit pricy but it comes down with group bookings.

but you dont really have to take my word for it. my problem is that i believe in magic see.


MADAME ZINGARAS THEATRE OF DREAMS. get out of your boxes.

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Hip Hop Events / SOOOOO...

« on: April 02, 2007, 04:09:16 PM »

hows about behaving like there wasnt something happening in joburg. geez.

how was pebbles (was rather cut up bout that must say. shes also a rarity live)...

...i didnt even call. im here because we need to talk. you feed my soul...

eish.

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Hip Hop Events / THE QUEEN...

« on: March 30, 2007, 04:09:04 PM »

...OF HIP HOP SOUL.

im like what. say what. run that by me again. who. a whole MARY J BLIGE. coming. may. yay.
i foresee distaster. too much excitment for other peoples children. straight up and down. bring it.  

ladies. its christmas.

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Hip Hop Events / VERSES

« on: March 28, 2007, 03:33:40 PM »

cape town.

verses is launching its album. which should be something surely. its given so many of us a platform. and its still going strong. worth celebrating. though i have no clue who is on the album. not sure. i imagine its a compilation of some spoken word artists theyve had. dunno. but theyll be there tonight. doing it.

tonight. at zula (amidst all the controversy). 20h30.

im missing it by the hairs on my chinny chin chin :cry:

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Hip Hop Events / INDIA ARIIIEEEEEE...

« on: March 20, 2007, 03:09:41 AM »

a hip hop event by force. when there are just never enough queens getting space.

DIVAS CONCERT. 29 APRIL SUPERSPORT PARK. CENTURION. PRETORIA.

a little bit of oleta adams. some letta mbulu. a judith up in there.


...strength. courage and wisdom. laaalaalala la la...

(ill be the one willingly making a fool of myself. all being held back while trying to climb the stage. by beefy security guards who just dont understand)

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Media / on being too cool

« on: March 18, 2007, 10:09:15 PM »

ronaldinho in the nike ad. like. so what do you do when the whole world is watching you tip. how is it going to be on some. make them look the other way.
whaaaaaat. yessus. smooth.

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Humour / Jokes / baffoonious behaviour

« on: March 12, 2007, 05:09:38 PM »

we get into the year running. would you please hand me the envelope...

and the nominees 'for most pointless collabo ' 2007 are: just one. akon on his own is in the lead.

what is akon doing on gwen stefanis track. what is that called. she sings the hook so whats he doing. a hype man. a just because. a what. i dont understand..

baffonious behaviour.

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Hip Hop Events / HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

« on: March 08, 2007, 03:12:39 PM »

when its not here. then its better late than never.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NATURELLE.

one life. live it.