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Battle One on One / F*** me up plz
« on: December 12, 2004, 01:31:00 AM »
i kno we battlin an everything, but munetsi iz a way ill rhymer, propz man
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Media / The good foot
« on: December 12, 2004, 01:13:00 AM »
my father has his greatest hits cd... just thought u might wanna know
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Battle One on One / open battle
« on: December 12, 2004, 01:09:00 AM »
i can see this battle is just going on 4eva, when do ya wanna stop???
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Battle One on One / open battle
« on: December 12, 2004, 01:07:00 AM »
I´m keying this, I would never waste an hour to beat ya/
cuz your structure is worse than the leaning tower of piza/
I´m sonning this kid...shit, just call me your daddy/
I guess you always duck* battles...peep his email addy/
f***in coward, ya whole style is just one dimension/
punches you couldnt set-up if you hosted Love Connection/
one suggestion: I put in half of the effort so try maxing your pressure/
or get popped til ya look like a fag in´a mesh-shirt/
if your crew´s policy is to kick anyone out that should lose to me, face it/
you better start promotin´ yaself kid, cuzz you the newest free agent//
munetsi I undertake as I eradicate wack rappers at a rapid rate/
Plan escape, check his face he looks like a species from the planet ape/
Understand this mate, life here I blind like white light, I type fear/
Try fight against my mind´s spike, when my tight lines stick out like your right ear!/
My ´keys are static´ type on ´electric boards´ to leave this peep ´out thundered´/
I´m a ´liquid metal´ ´terminator´, I outdate your form like the ´T-100´/
I´m a mic fiend, I type my mind´s steam to release my rhyme dream/
May have defied my team, I´m not shook, talking ´cold tongue´ would be the only time ´I scream´ (Ice cream)/
He´s ´white bread´ and I´ve ´toast´ this, dash ´spinning disks´ leave him ´hypnosis´/
Like ´joypads´, I´ve ´controlled this´, ´sucked out Gnosis´s form´ like ´osmosis´//
cuz your structure is worse than the leaning tower of piza/
I´m sonning this kid...shit, just call me your daddy/
I guess you always duck* battles...peep his email addy/
f***in coward, ya whole style is just one dimension/
punches you couldnt set-up if you hosted Love Connection/
one suggestion: I put in half of the effort so try maxing your pressure/
or get popped til ya look like a fag in´a mesh-shirt/
if your crew´s policy is to kick anyone out that should lose to me, face it/
you better start promotin´ yaself kid, cuzz you the newest free agent//
munetsi I undertake as I eradicate wack rappers at a rapid rate/
Plan escape, check his face he looks like a species from the planet ape/
Understand this mate, life here I blind like white light, I type fear/
Try fight against my mind´s spike, when my tight lines stick out like your right ear!/
My ´keys are static´ type on ´electric boards´ to leave this peep ´out thundered´/
I´m a ´liquid metal´ ´terminator´, I outdate your form like the ´T-100´/
I´m a mic fiend, I type my mind´s steam to release my rhyme dream/
May have defied my team, I´m not shook, talking ´cold tongue´ would be the only time ´I scream´ (Ice cream)/
He´s ´white bread´ and I´ve ´toast´ this, dash ´spinning disks´ leave him ´hypnosis´/
Like ´joypads´, I´ve ´controlled this´, ´sucked out Gnosis´s form´ like ´osmosis´//
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Battle One on One / open battle
« on: December 11, 2004, 10:16:00 AM »
# Feeling-obliged-to-say-its over how can ya little-flow-test-this? # Not spitting Venom since you weren´t seen on the Original Vet List # Rep? dissed, As plain as it is to see that I’m iller there still are people trusting lames # To come and claim me, f*** up i slain thee # Determined ya shit, i prob beat ya once but in this you could be upset # Cuz making payments in my name only way U put me in check # You could be correct saying you´re Phat, only part I trust in you # Cuz if Fat bitches dance like Missy then I expect you to bust a move # I aint got time to be on this site stalkin ya down # so you can joke yaselves a grave like a coffin of clowns #Im betta-dan-ill and i swear i´ll leave dese ´veterans´-killed # cuz am ´quick 2 stop all ah-em like a medicine-pill # fellah-wit-skill, its no botha 4 meh 2 slaughter-a-rook # cuz ya hav no chance o gettn signed like ´Pac autograph-books # wer-dis-crook and his whole crew wen il be slayin-dis-´psycho´ # every1 ´pushin Da-Illete like day was makin-a-typo # shatterd-ya-thoughts dun gimi an easy opponent, witness how quickly dis worthles fag´ll-get-tossed # casket-will-drop cuz like heroin addicts # prove yo flows in vein, best quotables r frum battlez-u-lost # so basically-speakin step 2 me n battle-eya-instead # wat dere AINT SHIT 2 say bout me dat aint alredy- been-said? #When ya post a wack verse u only have ´yoself to blame for losing´ so i guess ´your ya own worst enemy´ # play with these words cleverly, voters will see our verses and the win must be surrendered # cuz munetsi battles are like "sweepstakes"..."TO WIN, ALL I GOTA DO-IS- ENTER" # Il give you a chance to choose how-2-die # cuz da only way ya beatin me 2 death is if u commited-suicide # got u scared of me sun like ´albinos-in-the-summer´ # wreck u again after this, give u so many losses, record look like a serial-numba # Your wack; dis just quit text, your shit-gets- squashed # Your punches coming up shorter than midget-squats # Your not ready, munetsi, I´ll leave you impaled-when-pushed # You gotta be a pimp for gays because you scared-of-puss # break ya spinal column, ´un-even´ the ´lines´ like a seismograph and watch ya back-fold # Dis a KO your-style-is-dead, not OK jus rehearsed-n-old, u couldnt win dis battle if we switched-up-roles # ill mcz, u fear-us, cuz by attemptin dis battle ya just ´f***ed yaself´ like sex-wit-mirrors #Face-it-dawg, embrace-this-loss, Il send you on ya way leave you packing-ya-bags # so take-it-all til ya face-gets-knawed...WHOOPS! U shit aint worth bittin in a basket-of-crabs # il make-u-mark den erase-u-off my list of wins as i run-rite-thru # i spray-u-on then jus take- you-off like a real graffiti artist, unlike-u # il split u-in-2 hes runnin-frum-murder IL SONN-HIM-NO-FURTHA # cuz like my child supports like his loss record, thru-da-roof # u got shit-flows munetsi isnt eva guna be movin up cuz hes a poor-test # u are unlike apples in car accidents cuz ya ´answers´ aint core-wrecked # i give em a floor-check fiend doesnt care bout shit unless it occurs-in-a-steak # cuz wen people mention u and a ´big deal´ day most often refer-2-ya-weight # ma lyrix r electric ya catchin da-flashes # dis cat needs-gla**es cuz he focus in 2 food some1 needs 2 make his jaw-thin # attakin? da only time u key dashin is when ya log-in #Start embracin the fall, while i´m spittin it raw, cause i´m the Only KILLER u met that aint breakin da law # with no flaws, Im workin and jerkin a cause, im da only person u saw...and im showin u the-door # BEEF? u knockin me for certain? cuz kid im servin # He´s dreamin, so my hot tracks burn tire , like cars off da road swervin, the pain´s hurtin # when I say victories mine, that means im underground blowing up guys, dispersin ya lives # reversin the time, with lines n power, cause my thoughts and I is takin back what is hours , cowards we devoured # cause u couldnt touch my flows if It came out ya shower, i´d say use ya bars to clean up a bit, but it basically soured # this battles 1 sided...not that I possibly care, but I´ll say hhadhfdfaodf anhihaudfaiuhf to ruin a bar and make it more fair...#I´ll break-ya-spinal…then take-the-title-a**ert-ya-weight is carry-on-at-best-kid # munetsi ya reckless; i´ll run through ya lines like a marathon-in-Texas #
munetsi ya ripped, watch-my-lyrics box ya bars, like slash-syllabals, / you-won?... dawg-my-flows-vigorous,-i-run?... ears-so- full-of-fesus,-you-silly-hos-hearin-shit / bitch, ya like a trashed ´watch´, you´re jus a ´waste´-of-my-´time´ / like a nukka lip-singin, you jus´ as fake-as-ya-rhymes / this-time-im-just-keyin-fo-fun, couldnt match nas-fans heat if you were hot-on-buns / why-you-squating-son?, ya drops ´weak shit´ so fast that the nigga got-the-´runs´ //
this kiddo-is-lame f*** I´ll get rid-of-yo-name,-look reps played like video-games / smashin-ya-frame-i´m-mark´in-my-spot I shadow death and darken-the-blocks / you´d think he´s a homo angel how he´s harp´in-on-cocks / nigga-juss-stop,-am stress´in-for-nothin bitch you need some bless´in-in-front´in / and ´f*** you´ up properly like lessons-in-´hump´in´ //
I´m enticed-to-the-truth dude you get spliced-by-the proof im iller-for-days dog / you´re barely realler-than-gays, its sad I beat you cuz all my lines a fillers-and-played / in-many-ways i´ll slaughter-rhymes my puns even alter-minds / and have you loose´in ´sleep´ like you´re f***´in ´father-time´ //
you´ll-prolly-no-show-you-homo-hobo and every-ho´s-knows / you couldn´t get a skirt if you were a dancer at-da-go-go / I´m off-my-ways-flos hit ya wita-awesome-blaze, ya down in stock you-bitch-a**-lost-today //
munetsi ya ripped, watch-my-lyrics box ya bars, like slash-syllabals,
this kiddo-is-lame f*** I´ll get rid-of-yo-name,-look reps played like video-games / smashin-ya-frame-i´m-mark´in-my-spot I shadow death and darken-the-blocks / you´d think he´s a homo angel how he´s harp´in-on-cocks / nigga-juss-stop,-am stress´in-for-nothin bitch you need some bless´in-in-front´in / and ´f*** you´ up properly like lessons-in-´hump´in´ //
I´m enticed-to-the-truth dude you get spliced-by-the proof im iller-for-days dog / you´re barely realler-than-gays, its sad I beat you cuz all my lines a fillers-and-played / in-many-ways i´ll slaughter-rhymes my puns even alter-minds / and have you loose´in ´sleep´ like you´re f***´in ´father-time´
you´ll-prolly-no-show-you-homo-hobo and every-ho´s-knows / you couldn´t get a skirt if you were a dancer at-da-go-go
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Battle One on One / open battle
« on: December 09, 2004, 11:43:00 AM »
Natives Always Suffer- Foreigners Always Need, remember that, well lets go...
I gotta spit-quick before this-shit-gets-to-thick/
f***in with me aint no picnic-so-sit-bitch-and-take-hits/
i aint gonna-be- sentamental, in this battle you aint-got-potential/
keepin you-in-school,-got-ya-pad-n-pencil, and if think ya beatin-me-ya-mental/
your street is over this bitch want some, ill-beat-choke-her/
i heat-a-approachers but your ´all pussy´ like lesbian-sleep- overs/
ill rock-a-hater at high demand my-stock-is-greater/
you take more ´balls to the head´ than soccer-players//
my flow-is-fluid, but they´re-not-translucid, cuz they hard and u-the-reason i have to prove-it/
bitch-damn-u-stupid,-Ludicris told me to put Boe to Ayros so my new-nic-is-Cupid!/
Naw i aint no ´waitor´ but im bout to give a hot dish to mic-homo/
u Jeramiane Dupri reject thatz y ur flow is def-so-so/
ur momz is a ´hostess´ i gave the ´cream filling´ when she-´served´- me-well/
that ho-ho, mus have taught u how to ´suck´ cuz lookin at ur postz it-aint-hard-to-tell/
im hard-as-hell 2 meaninz frum the streetz to ya momz-slobin-me/
and i put a ´cap´ on the game cuz the only way u´ve been a ´head´ is-thru-cosmetology/
im suprised i let u last-this-far, u expect to beat me wit ur average-bars/
´milkway´ nigga, sweet like a ´candy-bar´, u dint xpect to be on AG this-length-at-all thatz y u dint bother-wit-a-worthy-avatar/
im outa this ´world´ wit these last few-bars,-all-it-takes/
i put him in orbit now-u-see-him in ´Aero´-´space´//
I gotta spit-quick before this-shit-gets-to-thick/
f***in with me aint no picnic-so-sit-bitch-and-take-hits/
i aint gonna-be- sentamental, in this battle you aint-got-potential/
keepin you-in-school,-got-ya-pad-n-pencil, and if think ya beatin-me-ya-mental/
your street
i heat-a-approachers but your ´all pussy´ like lesbian-sleep- overs/
ill rock-a-hater at high demand my-stock-is-greater/
you take more ´balls to the head´ than soccer-players//
my flow-is-fluid, but they´re-not-translucid, cuz they hard and u-the-reason i have to prove-it/
bitch-damn-u-stupid,-Ludicris told me to put Boe
Naw i aint no ´waitor´ but im bout to give a hot dish to mic-homo/
u Jeramiane Dupri reject thatz y ur flow is def
ur momz is a ´hostess´ i gave the ´cream filling´ when she-´served´- me-well/
that ho-ho, mus have taught u how to ´suck´ cuz lookin at ur postz it-aint-hard-to-tell/
im hard-as-hell 2 meaninz frum the streetz to ya momz-slobin-me/
and i put a ´cap´ on the game cuz the only way u´ve been a ´head´ is-thru-cosmetology/
im suprised i let u last-this-far, u expect to beat me wit ur average-bars/
´milkway´ nigga, sweet like a ´candy-bar´, u dint xpect to be on AG this-length-at-all thatz y u dint bother-wit-a-worthy-avatar/
im outa this ´world´ wit these last few-bars,-all-it-takes/
i put him in orbit now-u-see-him
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Battle One on One / open battle
« on: December 08, 2004, 04:26:00 AM »
yo this kat thinkin hes fat called munetsi/
actin like hes gettin ahead when hes just on e/
i turn the crap u give me into gold like alchemy/
thinkin u da shit i bring u down 2 earth like jumpin off a balcony/
I kill and leave-scars-smokin,-flip-this-bitches-rhymes-like-backflips/
I leave ya illest-bars-broken-till-ya sickest-lines-is-crack-sniffs/
´match´-this, impossible, couldn´t even do that with a ´box-of-´em´/
spent like days on that shit man like ya life-was-on-the-line/
I´m-plenty, able to-slay-you, I-encage-fools-with-metaphoricals/
while you incapable of ´rippin-a-written,´ aint ´phazed-with-ya-editorials´//
actin like hes gettin ahead when hes just on e/
i turn the crap u give me into gold like alchemy/
thinkin u da shit i bring u down 2 earth like jumpin off a balcony/
I kill and leave-scars-smokin,-flip-this-bitches-rhymes-like-backflips/
I leave ya illest-bars-broken-till-ya sickest-lines-is-crack-sniffs/
´match´-this, impossible, couldn´t even do that with a ´box-of-´em´/
spent like days on that shit man like ya life-was-on-the-line/
I´m-plenty, able to-slay-you, I-encage-fools-with-metaphoricals/
while you incapable of ´rippin-a-written,´ aint ´phazed-with-ya-editorials´//
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General Discussion / best in history
« on: December 04, 2004, 11:02:00 PM »
any1 heard craig g vs supernat that battle iz ill
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General Discussion / best in history
« on: December 04, 2004, 10:17:00 PM »
what do yall think the best battle in history? i know there are many.....
supernat vs craig g
supernat vs juice
50 vs ja
big l vs jayz
nas vs jayz
sage francis vs alias
jin vs loucifer
jin vs parable
eyedea vs brother ali
em vs canibus
i.t. vs flowz
and pleeezzzzzzeeeee no one say pac vs big, big neva replied
supernat vs craig g
supernat vs juice
50 vs ja
big l vs jayz
nas vs jayz
sage francis vs alias
jin vs loucifer
jin vs parable
eyedea vs brother ali
em vs canibus
i.t. vs flowz
and pleeezzzzzzeeeee no one say pac vs big, big neva replied
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General Discussion / This is just for u closet fans out there.......
« on: December 04, 2004, 09:42:00 PM »
cough cough choke choke crackle crackle..... what?!?!?!? :-?
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General Discussion / This is just for u closet fans out there.......
« on: December 04, 2004, 09:13:00 PM »
hardi har har har
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General Discussion / This is just for u closet fans out there.......
« on: December 04, 2004, 09:07:00 PM »
r u a fan maddstone, if u r ur gay................
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General Discussion / This is just for u closet fans out there.......
« on: December 04, 2004, 09:03:00 PM »
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh no sick!!!!!!!
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Humour / Jokes / what the???
« on: December 04, 2004, 07:56:00 PM »
20 Types of People You
Might Meet in the Mens Room
1. Excitable - Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2. Sociable - Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3. Crosseyed - Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4. Timid - Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back
later.
5. Indifferent - All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6. Clever - No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
7. Worried - Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8. Frivolous - Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or
bug.
9. Absent-Minded - Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10. Childish - Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to watch it bubble.
11. Sneak - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next
urinal will get blamed.
12. Patient - Stands very close for a long time. While waiting he reads with
free hand.
13. Desperate - Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14. Tough - Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
15. Efficient - Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
16. Fat - Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
17. Little - Stands on box, falls in, and drowns.
18. Drunk - Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19. Disgruntled - Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20. Conceited - Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat.
Might Meet in the Mens Room
1. Excitable - Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.
2. Sociable - Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.
3. Crosseyed - Looks into the next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.
4. Timid - Cannot piss if someone is watching, flushes urinal, comes back
later.
5. Indifferent - All urinals being used, pisses in sink.
6. Clever - No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.
7. Worried - Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.
8. Frivolous - Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or
bug.
9. Absent-Minded - Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.
10. Childish - Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to watch it bubble.
11. Sneak - Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next
urinal will get blamed.
12. Patient - Stands very close for a long time. While waiting he reads with
free hand.
13. Desperate - Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.
14. Tough - Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.
15. Efficient - Waits until he has to crap, then does both.
16. Fat - Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.
17. Little - Stands on box, falls in, and drowns.
18. Drunk - Holds left thumb in right hand, pisses in pants.
19. Disgruntled - Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.
20. Conceited - Holds two inch dick like a baseball bat.