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General Discussion / Crazy Lou stabs whats his name?

« on: August 13, 2007, 10:59:21 AM »

the guy fro Skeem..was once with POC...did some RnB shit..."Upside down you turn me...Gonna burn up...why give me korobela..uno le kai?"

whats his face? Ishmail

One....what the f*** is he doing running around with those little f***ers...Crazy Lou is exactly what is wrong with hip hop..stupid kids who turn bad to prove they hard......f***ing twirp!

PS...dude dont stab me! f*** face!

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General Discussion / SO..The fine line between bitting and throwbacks!

« on: July 31, 2007, 11:01:38 AM »

I was with some nigga of mine who don't listen to Hip Hop so I am on some ayo mang check this shit out I got some Sean Price .. he looks at me like "Is he related to Kelly Price doing that RnB shit..nah nigga that shit aint going into my stereo" and I am like "nah man..." I pops that Sean P track One Question..

Sean goes

"Niggaz acting touch until I smack you
the impact will blow trees back and crack statues" --Sean P

then dude says "stop..I aint tryna hear this shit no-more..this cats a bitter First he bit Ruck from Helta Skelta's flow cadence and Charisma" I am like  ':?  dude tha..." dude interupts and say also he bit a insepector deck line" ... I am like dude WHAT the f*** are you talking about...he one some..

"I told nig..don't let these new f***s f*** with your head don't bump this new shit it aint worth shit"...

I asks what Inspector line dude bit..I hope you aint talking bout the throwback...you the impact will blow trees back and crack statues..." dude is like yeah thats the bite...*sigh*

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Humour / Jokes / Things That Will Never Change(Hip Hop wise)

« on: July 31, 2007, 09:52:38 AM »

...trends come and go..MC's come and go..pretty much hip hop mutates everyday...who would have thunk we would have homosexuals in Hip Hop? who would have thunk that a Woman would be the dopest MC in a albumn with two male MCs and she would chew em from track one to the outro?


You get what I am getting at? Hip Hop don't stand still its constantly mutating and what was dope yesterday is shunned upon today?


Well for me?

you can do what you like sample people farting use electronic sounds
but a Hip Hop loop Starts with a kick then a snare ..with a tempo between 80 - 90 and I aint even a producer but if the boom bap is not there its just a dope "creative" beat but it aint Hip hop....BUT thats just me


f*** that 100bras "creative" shit...nigga drop sixteen breath. dropa hook drop another sixteen stop breathe hook drop your last sixteen hook and the talk shit about how dope you is

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General Discussion / Touching Niggaz

« on: July 27, 2007, 10:44:07 AM »

whats your take?

Hip hop has revolutionised many words so I want clear what "touch" means in the context of this post...people have been complaining that AG is a Hip Hop site so to make this relevant..

in a tub I am Bathing Ape --- Sean Price

onward...

If you talk shit about my hood you get touched
If you touch my girl you get touched
If you talk shit about my raps you get touched
If you touch me i'll touch you (no homo)

brb..boss needs a word

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Hot Traxxx / Sean Price ..is a B-APE

« on: July 23, 2007, 12:44:37 PM »

I dounbt most people on this site have the same taste as ME...I am BB soldier but in case I am wrong Sean Price has dropped what I think is dopest release in 2007




 8O

http://LINK REMOVED/08e13838


God this track called One Question is the hardest shit I have heard in years


Niggas acting tough till I sshmack you
the impact will blow trees back and crack statues...*wuuu*

I'll be the best to do it
the leader of the new school while the rest is truent

WOW this shit dope

drug money my niggaz stay scraping plates
stay dirty in the tub i'm a bathing APE.


y'all don't want it Sean P

"I hit you with the impact that blows back trees and [/img]

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General Discussion / I aint saying Hip Hop is gay

« on: July 17, 2007, 12:40:37 PM »

but if grown men are tatting they boys on they chest then I'd say Hip Hop's changed

http://nahright.com/news/2007/07/16/xxl-10th-anniversary-cover/#more-1804

BUT i was never a fan of the south so maybe is a dirty south thing

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General Discussion / k****** Pot

« on: July 10, 2007, 01:23:53 PM »

this is the only picture of it I could find but we ALL know these pots right you know when there is ceremony and you have to cook for large crowds.


seeing as my other thread about my reuinion with Amstel dissaperaed I figured you know today I got time to write so.

There I am day dreaming about there-union with my beloved amstel..fine Cans are not my container of choice..but I guess Amstel fiends can't be chosers...nuwepussy and Child tell me you have reunited with amstel and explained to her that you have needs hence you exploring your option with that yukky slut Amstel Gold?

anyway I was my mouth yesterday...if you thought the Old Amstel was something to write home about..the new one is just..*sigh*

anyway I was day dreaming...when these two ladies where speaking and hurting my ears....they talking about the ONLY thing broads speak about FOOD... :x

First you must understand the Office I work in has 1black person..thats I the other 30 are Afrikaneers so you can imagine what its like...I speak to no-one I coz I have made it clear that I refuse to utter a word of it.

I was called in for a meeting where I was told that other colleagues are complaining that I am not fitting as I refuse to speak Afrikaans my boss told me to try and be nice and I told dude there is no way you will make speak that language..if it means leaving this job so be it.

So I am the hardheaded k******...

being that I am the only black they .. brb

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General Discussion / She's back

« on: July 10, 2007, 10:55:10 AM »

I for one am not one prone to dwel on bullshit and kick a dead horse but I do it anyway, the fact that one has to deal with a full time relasionship with a nyphomanic amongs other things. In the years I have "worked" i think this year for the first time I know the meaning of working...f*** it that and the fact that I got a cold/flu its not helping mang. Bad back from being gifted in the sac....wait you know there is nothing more liberating than making a woman come second to drink beer that satifaction on her face is priceless...while it true that some females don't come those who are serious about this sex shit will find a way this brod sends me sms talking bout your voice makes me come..wow....as much as I like talking bullshit bullshit aside females never cease to amaze me..you know you ever seen a BEAUTIFUL woman completly whipped over a skumbag piece of shit loser? chances are that loser makes her come and I jhave been told you make woman come...f*** this not what the thread is about sorry I digress

Hip Hop heads never cease to amaze....here is a list of stereotypical groupings that never cease to amaze me

1) females
2) Hip Hop heads
3) black blacks
4) blacks in denial
5) Cash and likens thought process
6) white folk

again

anyway...there i was walking home pre-occupied thinking about monkey brains quazers and other stuff only geniuses of my calibre can think off I could explain it to you but I fear your brain might either explode or implode to for your safety lets say "genius stuff"....then typical of PTA a FLY broad walks past what do I do...I stare...wait like any conesiuer(honestly is spelt wrong? yip so why not www.dictionary.com it? honestly I can't so sorry for the miss spelling I bet if Crus is reading this she is cringing in pain sorry)

f*** lost my train of thought

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General Discussion / RIP X-1

« on: July 09, 2007, 12:02:48 PM »

Damn I heard from some other website that dude killed himself...damn

"I came to stack figures X1 will tap dance on your back nigga"

"X1 wild out and make you watch this till your eyes turn red with bloches'

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General Discussion / cocaine users

« on: July 04, 2007, 03:30:24 PM »

sup people I know no-one will come out right and admit to trying cocaine or using cocaine...and frankly I always thought it was white people drugs coz I understand the stuff is expensive and as we all along with owning the oxygen we breath the white man also owns that too.


I have however been in contact with some friends of mine(mostly grew up in the burbs rich spoilt heads ..you know the type..whatup Cash? :wink:)


I have noticed and increase in cocaine been used by blacks....

So as someone who is redcovering from Alchohol and weed abuse I am very afraid to start another route to recovery....but I recentlly start hanging with this chick friend of mine..i suppose f***mate is the appropriate term she recently offered a nigga like me a line( cokehead talk it means the she offered me blow..another cokehead line..y'all won't get it  ) jokes aside she been pressuring me to try it and I have been known to loose my self upon sight of breasts and pubic hairs and she has a generous helping of both and she been black mailing me...

NOPE I AM NOT ASKING HOW TO BE DRAWN INTO DRUGS THROUGHT OFFERS OF HEAD that I can handle on my own all I want is maybe someone to tell me what its like or what your "friend" who's a coke heads says its like share stories if you have

thanks in advance

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Hot Traxxx / Rianna or Brianna

« on: June 28, 2007, 09:59:12 AM »

I was in the TAxi on my way to JO I wasn't paying attention then this track sung by either Brianna or Rianna with Jay Zet I think was playing something about My Umberella ela e ela ..My Cinderarella ela e or something

Shit was beutiful can someone either tell me artist and track name or upload it for a nigga

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General Discussion / Females.....

« on: June 07, 2007, 09:20:05 AM »

:x

 :?

 

 

 :oops:

 :cry:




*sigh*


Take the Collin Powel Edits out this gonna be a long Rant


PS is this...(Below) not the sexiest shit you've seen in your life?




I jacked this from someones signature ..Sorry Illmas I think...

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General Discussion / Wu Tang Forever 10years On

« on: June 05, 2007, 12:46:33 PM »

wow time flies..

Can anyone upload this shit for a nigga
MrC whats that site with hipo hop albumns allbase what what

insepector deck completly owned that album

Yo this is MC wizardry, killa bee invasion
Men of respect, blessed with wisdom of the ancients
My words are blatant, lacerate necks for statements
are launched like lead projectiles, straight out the basement
I suplex your rap, left ruined like the Aztecs
Parasites, double edge dice your larynx
My hip-hop, swarmin team locked inside the detox
Under key flock, it's like b-block and E-glocks
you're ill, your trail end thoughts are frail
I strike the cypher, and let one survive to tell the tale
Of my state of grace, I raise the stakes on snakes
Knock em off like the big eights for takin up space
Never did fear em, stick em with the truth serum
Who sent em, arrest em before my charge is ended
Designated hitter flows with the transistor
Kinetic globes light will then shine, burns your retina
Urban journal, plus eternal broadcaster
Before and after, I be self lord and master






So anyone else agree that there will never be any cew comming close to the WU? and that this is the best ever double hip hop CD?

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General Discussion / Blacks aba tok Inglish

« on: May 31, 2007, 10:41:07 AM »

I've said it and I shall keep saying I guess to some degree I can understand...we have been made to hate being black we only proud to be black when that black is "cool" hence the love for hip hop amongst many south african kids..its accepting being black but not black black..kids is going around talking bout"Yeah I am black" but not "ke Motho" you know there is a cirtain elemt of being black that you people embrace and there is a LARGER part you turn your back onits unacceptable for a black person to say its 2007 there is no excuse for blacks to be umemployed..whats wrong with soe of you f***ers.

I was in a taxi minding my own buisness thinking about my favorite topic...monkey brains and I looked outside a thought the black man had the most brittle mind ever...but being treated like shit for over 2000years will do that to someone so yes I understand I am black too I do find myself in those odd situations etc etc etc..but sometimes its just too much.

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General Discussion / Mating Season

« on: May 28, 2007, 12:30:24 PM »

:x

I hate the fact that I am always out the loop...

random 6 year old: Mary j was in the country
Me:  :roll:  kids
*Me To Self* : Breast Milk is some f***ed up shit got little kids dellusional
Me: run along now and keep away from that breastmilk...JUST SAY NO



Hours Later

Me: Hiya sweets can a nigga get your digits
Her( 21 or 22 year old): :roll:
Me: sweets just say Hi and I'll be gone
Her: Okay Hi
Me: Damn sweets say it like you mean it
Her:Dude I am still recovering from the Mary J concert
Me to Self: DAMN this breast milk aint no joke
Me: Aight Peace
Her: Aye you aint ask for my name or digits
Me: Nah keep your name and digits
Her: No I insist
Me: LOOK LADY..NO MEANS NO..
Me To Self: DAMN breast milk aint no joke
Her: Can I get your name
Me: uuuuuuuurrrrr....Strauss
Her:You digits
Me: 079 123 4567
Her: :?  079?
Me: You don't belive me ten fall back

she procceds to chase but thast a story for another day

So as you can see I always miss the memo ALWAYS out the loop...so i must have missed the..boys its no rubbers time time to bun these ladies


I was shocked I ws in the J(work related shit) and last week I was in KZN(work related shit) and ALL the females is pregant ALL of them..and each time I look at they faces and bodies I sort of understand how it happened